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最新高中英语生活大爆炸第5季中英字幕18素材1精品

生活大爆炸第5季中英字幕11

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Hi.DidSheldonchangetheWi-Fipasswordagain?

好啊Sheldon又改无线密码了?

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Yeah,it's"Pennyalreadyeatsourfood.

没错换成"既然Penny都每天来蹭饭

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ShecanpayforWi-Fi."

那就把无线网费付了吧"

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Nospaces.

不加空格

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Okay.

收到

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Ifyoucan'tgetmetostopeatingyourfood,

你要是都没办法阻止我蹭饭

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whatmakesyouthinkyoucangetmetostopusingyourWi-Fi?

你凭什么认为你可以不让我蹭网呢?

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Ibelievethatyou'recapableofgreatchange.

我以为你可以脱胎换骨呢

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LikewhenIfinallygotyoutostopsaying"valentimesday."

好比我成功纠正了你"前人节"的发音

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-Youwanttohearsomethingweird?

-Sure.

-想听点奇闻趣事吗?

-好呀

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Intheyear2000,

公元2000年

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PopeJohnPaulIIwasnamedanhonoraryharlemglobetrotter.

教皇约翰保罗Paul二世被任命为哈林篮球队（滑稽篮球队）的名誉球员

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Whatareyoutalkingabout?

说什么呢你?

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YouaskedPennyifshewantedtohearsomethingweird.

你不是问Penny要不要听奇闻趣事嘛

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Yeah,becauseIhavesomethingweirdtotellher.

我问是因为我有点怪事要告诉她

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Oh.

这样啊

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Ithoughtitwasagame.

我还以为是抢答游戏呢

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What'syours?

什么怪事?

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There'sthisguy,JimmySpeckerman,

就是这家伙叫JimmySpeckerman

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whousedtotormentmeinhighschool.

以前高中的时候老欺负我

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HesentmeamessagethroughFacebook.

他在脸书给我站内信

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He'sintownandwantstohavedrinks.

他说他在城里还想约我喝两杯

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Okay,Penny,ifitwereagame,hereareyourchoices.

好了Penny假如这是一个游戏有两个选项

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Ane-mailfromanoldacquaintance,

你觉得是一封老熟人的电子邮件怪呢

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ortheheadofoneofthelargestreligiousinstitutions

还是说世界上最大的宗教组织的头

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intheworldslamdunkingto"SweetGeorgiaBrown".Pick.

在"SweetGeorgiaBrown"的背景音乐下灌篮奇怪呢选吧

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Justdoit,'causehe'snotgonnaletitgo.

选吧否则他不会善罢甘休的

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Basketballpope.

就篮球教皇吧

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Andthat'showit'sdone.

这才对嘛

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Whatareyougonnadoaboutyourbully?

那你准备怎么应付这个恶霸?

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-Areyougonnaseehim?

-Idon'tknow.

-你要见他吗?

-我不知道

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IsthisthefellowwhopeedinyourHawaiianpunch?

是那个在你的夏威夷混合果汁里撒尿的家伙吗?

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No,thatwasadifferentguy.

不是那是另一个人

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Washetheonewhowedgiedyousohard,

是那个使劲提你内裤

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yourtesticlereascended,

搞得你睾丸错位

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andyouspentyourwholechristmasbreak

你等了整个圣诞节假期才等到

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waitingforittocomebackdown?

睾丸归位的那个家伙吗?

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No,thatwasadifferent,differentguy.

不是那是又另一个人了

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Washetheonewhousedyourheadtoopenanut?

是那个用你脑袋砸核桃的人吗?

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No.

不是

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Oh,oh,oh.

噢噢我知道了

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Washetheonewhomadeyoueatyourarmhair?

是那个逼你吃自己手毛的家伙吧?

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No,but,actually,

不是不过老实说

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thatwasthisguy'ssister.

逼我吃手毛的是这家伙的妹妹

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Allright,well,whatdoyouthinkhewants?

好吧你觉得他是想干嘛?

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Idon'tknow.

我不清楚

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Youknow,theholidaysarejustaroundthecorner.

要知道马上又要放假了

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Maybehewantstosee

也许他是想看看

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ifhecanlodgetheothertesticleupthere.

能不能让你的另一个睾丸跑位呢

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Itoldyou.Thatwasadifferentguy.

我都说了那是另一个家伙

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Hmm.That'stoobad.Wecouldhavespent

太遗憾了我们还指望

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newyear'sevewaitingfortheballtodrop.

能在新年夜等蛋蛋归位呢

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*ourwholeuniversewasinahot,densestate*

*宇宙一度又烫又稠密*

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*thennearly14billionyearsagoexpansionstarted...Wait!

*

*140亿年前终于爆了炸...等着瞧!

*

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*theearthbegantocool*

*地球开始降温*

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*theautotrophsbegantodrool,neanderthal

sdevelopedtools*

*自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具*

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*webuiltthewall**webuiltthepyramids*

*我们建长城我们建金字塔*

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*math,science,history,unravelingthemystery*

*数学自然科学历史揭开神秘*

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*thatallstartedwithabigbang*

*一切由大爆炸开始*

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生活大爆炸第五季第11集

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--==圣城家园SCG字幕组==--

仅供翻译交流使用,禁止用于商业用途

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--==圣城家园SCG字幕组==--

协调:

xiao5mao

时间轴:

黑枫

翻译:

苏格拉底二世CHI汪汪HunterYu

校对:

veray

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It's2:

00a.m.Whatareyoudoingup?

都凌晨两点了你不睡觉干嘛呢?

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NobelprizeacceptanceceremonystreaminglivefromStockholm.

我在看从Stockholm现场直播的诺贝尔奖颁奖典礼呢

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Sure.Youwanttosee

对哦你是想看

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whatallthescientistsarewearingthisyear.

那些科学家们今年都怎么打扮的是吧

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Lookatthesemen.

你看看这些人

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They'vemanagedtowinthetopscienceprizeintheworld

成功获得世界上最高级别学术成就奖

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withnomoreunderstandingofthequantumunderpinnings

但对早期宇宙的膨胀衍生出来的

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oftheexpansionoftheearlyuniverse

量子基础学的理解却那么模糊

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thangodgaveagoose.

还不如"小红帽"呢

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Youshouldpayattention,Leonard.

你应该注意这个的Leonard

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Somedaythiscouldbeyouupthere.

没准有一天你也能上去

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Thanks.

承蒙夸奖

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So,

然后呢

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what'sgotyouup?

你起来干什么?

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Didyouhaveabadclam?

你吃到坏蛤了?

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Ididn'thaveclams.

我今天没有吃蛤

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Idon'twatchyou24hoursaday.

我又不是24小时监视你

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Idon'tknowwhatyoudo.

我哪儿知道你干了什么

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It'sthisJimmySpeckermanthing.

还是那个JimmySpeckerman

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Ican'tdecideifIshouldagreetoseehimornot.

我不知道该不该答应跟他出去

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Ofcoursethatmightbe

当然啦我这么想有可能是因为

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becausethelasttimeIranintohim,

我最后一次碰见他的时候

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hemademeflosswithmyownshoelaces.

他让我用鞋带当牙线洗牙来着

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Wearloafers.

穿拖鞋就好了

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LookatDr.SaulPerlmutterupthere,

你快看SaulPerlmutter教授

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clutchingthatnobelprize.

紧紧攥着那个诺贝尔奖

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What'sthematter,Saul?

怎么啦Saul?

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Youafraidsomeone'sgoingtostealit?

你怕有人把奖给偷走吗?

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LikeyoustoleEinstein'scosmologicalconstant?

就像你偷爱因斯坦的宇宙常量一样吗?

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Youknowwhat?

知道不?

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Iamtiredoflivinginfearofthisguy.

我受够了对这家伙畏畏缩缩的了

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I'mgonnagoseehimandfinallysay

我要去见他还要

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allthethingsIshouldhavesaidinhighschool.

把那些我该在高中就说出来的话告诉他

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Youknow,"Pickonsomeoneyourownsize."

就说"有本事欺负个头跟你一样大的人去"

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"Youdidnothavesexwithmymother."

"你才没跟我妈妈上过床呢"

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And"yes,IdoknowwhyI'mhittingmyself."

还有"没错我知道我为什么自残"

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Oh,nowPerlmutter'sshakingtheKing'shand.

受不了Perlmutter跟瑞典国王在握手呢

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Yeah,checkforyourwatch,Gustaf.

没错小心你的手表皇上

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Hemighthaveliftedit.

小心他顺手牵羊

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Ilovethisdress.

这裙子真好看

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HowcomeIneverseeyouwearit?

我怎么从来没见你穿过?

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'CausewhenIwearit,it'sashirt.

'因为要是我穿上就变成短衬衫了

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So,what'sHowarddoingtonight?

Howard今天晚上干什么去了?

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Oh,theyallwentwithLeonardtoconfronthischildhoodbully.

他们都跟着Leonard去对付童年恶霸了

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Oh,terrific.

那真是太好了

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Highschoolquarterbackagainstfourmathletes.

高中四分卫对科学家四人组

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WhenLeonardgetsback,

一会儿Leonard回来了

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I'dlovetocheckhisserotoninlevels.

我想给他测试他的5-羟色胺水平

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Doyouthinkhe'dletmedrawasyringefullofhisblood?

你觉得他介意我用针管抽他一管血吗?

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Hmm,he'snotcrazyaboutneedles,

这个嘛他倒没有不喜欢针

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butifyougethimtogojogging,

不过你要是带他去慢跑

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It'lljustpouroutofhisnose.

他