经典美剧《老友记》第九季第三集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

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经典美剧《老友记》第九季第三集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

So,what'sthebignewsyouhadusrushallthewayoverherefor?

Ittookyou45minutestocrossastreet.

Comeon,guys.It'sjustonebaby.

Oh,sure,nowyouguysclamup.

Ournews.MycompanyhasaskedmetoheadupourofficeinTulsa.

SoasofMonday,I'mbeingofficiallyrelocated.

-Oh,myGod!

-What?

Monday?

-Howlongdoyouhavetogofor?

-Theysaiditcouldbeuptoayear.

-Ayear?

-Well,doyouhavetogo?

Well,Ikindofhaveto,don'tI?

Becauseofthisstupidthing.

There'snothinglikethesupportofyourlovingwife,huh?

Waitaminute.Wait,youcan'tgotoTulsa.

Maybeyouforgot,butwehaveticketstotheJetsgamenextweek!

I'msorry,butIdon'tthinkI'llbeabletomakeit.

ButweweregonnagoseetheJets!

Youcan'tgo.Imean,you'rethegluethatholdsthisgrouptogether.

-Really?

-Notyou.

Thiswholethingisgonnabeokay.

Theysaidthey'drentusahouseinthesuburbs.Youguyscancomeandvisit.

Oh,God,thatissonotgonnahappen.

Ican'tbelieveyouguysaremoving.

-Icalltheirapartment!

-No!

TheOneWithThePediatrician

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Youknowwhat?

I'mnotevensureIcanhavecaffeine.

IwentthroughthiswithBenandCarol.Onecoffeewon'taffectyourmilk.

Justtobesure,I'mgonnacallDr.Wiener.

Everytime?

Youdon'thavetocallhimwheneveryouhaveaquestion,okay?

-Trustme.Iknowthis.-Allright.Itrustyou.

Icanseeyoudialing.Idon'tunderstandwhy..

I'monthephone!

Dr.Wiener?

It'ssoweirdseeingRossandRachelwithababy.It'sjustsogrownup.

Iknow,yeah.Ifeellikewe'reallgrowingup.

觉得好像我们都一起长大了

Apersonnamed"Wiener."God,thatkillsme.

-Lookatyouallgrownup.-Well,actually,youknowwhat?

Iam,youknow?

Well,thatwholethingwithRachelmademerealize..

thatmaybeI'mreadyforamoreseriousrelationship,youknow?

Like,I'dliketomeetanice,mature,commitment-mindedlady.

Andlooksaren'tasimportantas..

Nah,she'sgottabehot.

Youknow,Imightknowsomebody.

Howaboutyousetmeupwithsomeone,andwedouble-date?

Icandothat.Yeah.How'sFriday?

-Done!

-Allright.

Good,really?

Okay,let'ssee.

Allright.

Youknowwho'sgreat?

SandyPoopack.

"Poopack"?

Yeah.Allright.Well,thatrulesoutLanaTitwyler.

-I'vegotgoodnews.-YougotoutofthewholeTulsathing?

Okay,Ihavenews.

Youdon'thavetomovetoTulsa.Youcanstayhereandkeepyourjob.

That'sgreat!

How?

MybossandIworkedoutadealwhereI'minTulsafourdaysaweek.

Sotheotherthree,Icanbeherewithyou.

Soyou'regonnabegonefourdaysaweek?

No.

I'msorry,areyoujustusedtosayingthat?

No.Ican'tbeawayfromyouforthatlong.

-Really?

-Yeah,you'remyhusband.

Iwon'tliveinadifferentstatethanyoufor208daysoutoftheyear.

That'sfastmath.WecoulduseyouinTulsa.

Thanksfortryingtofigureoutaway,butifyougotoTulsa,Igowithyou.

Yousaidthatwithoutgagging.

Iknow!

Well,excuseme?

Oh,yeah?

Well,upyourstoo!

-Whothehellwasthat?

-Dr.Wiener.

Rach,youcan'tcallpeopleat3:

00inthemorning.

Youknowwhat?

Yousoundjustlikehiswife.

WasthereanythingevenwrongwithEmma?

Yes,ofcoursethereis!

Okay?

I'mnotinsane.

Whatwasit?

Hiccups.

Itoldyou,youcan'tcallhimeverytimeanylittlethingcomesup.

Well,notanymoreIcan't.Hefiredus!

Canyoubelievethat?

IcouldbelieveitifhecamehereandhityouovertheheadwithacopyofHighlights.

Whatarewegonnado?

Wehavetofindapediatrician.

Wait,Monicasaidthatwhenyouguysweregrowingup..

youlikedyourdoctor.Whatwashisname?

Dr.Gettleman?

Yeah,no,Idon'tthinkthat'sagoodidea.

Infact,Ithinkhe'sdead.

Whydoeseverythinghappentome?

Ipromise,firstthingtomorrow,we'llfindanotherdoctor.

ButIgottagetupearly,andI'mnotfeelingwell.

You'renotfeelingwell?

Whatdoyouhave?

Rubella?

Becausedon'tgonearEmma,shehasnothadthatshot.

Youknow,cometothinkofit,itdoesfeelrubella-like.

Wiener!

Wiener!

Wiener!

Wiener!

Rachel!

Great!

Nowhe'sgonnaknowitwasme!

Andthekungpaochicken.

Utensilsandplatesforone.

Andcanyoureadtheorderbacktome?

Great.

Yeah.Okay,thanks.Bye.

Sohowisthisforourbigdoubledatetonight?

Oh,myGod.

Great.JustthereactionIwashopingfor.

Yeah,soyoufoundsomeoneforme?

Youdidn'tforget?

Ofcoursenot.Andyou'llloveMaryEllen.

She'sreallysmartandcuteandfunnyand..

Ican'ttellyouhowIknowthis,butsheisnotopposedtothreesomes.

Allright.

-Sotellmesomethingaboutmyguy.-No.

Comeon,givemesomething.What'shisname?

I'mnotsureIunderstandthequestion.

Whatdotheycallhim?

-Mike.-Mike.Okay,what'shislastname?

Damnit!

Istherenomysteryleftinromanceanymore?

!

We'llseeyouandMikeattherestaurantinacouplehours.

Allright,great.Seeyou.Bye-bye.

Why'dIhavetosayMike?

Idon'tknowaMike!

Whycouldn'tIhavesaid..?

There'snoguysinthere!

Sothisisbeingaparent,huh?

IthinkIcanhandlethis.

Toointense.Toointense.

Well,Ididit.

ItoldmycrewattherestaurantI'mheadingofftoTulsa.

-Oh,yeah?

How'dtheytakeit.-Prettywell.Yeah.

Theywerebravelittlesoldiers.

Didtheirbesttobestoic.

Someofthemevenhigh-fivedeachothertomasktheirpain.

It'simpossibletofindagooddoctor.Howdoyouknowthegoodones..

fromtheoneswho'llpushtheirpenisagainstyourknee?

Excuseme?

Iknowwhatshe'stalkingabout.

Youprobablyalsohadthepianoteacherwiththewanderinghands.

Well,we'vegottafindanewpediatrician.

Rosswasgettingsicklastnight,andEmmamayhavecaughtit.

-Whydon'tyouseeDr.Gettleman?

-Rosssaidhedied.

Hedidn'tdie.Ijustsawhisdaughterlastweek.

Shesaidhewasfine.Her,ontheotherhand,botchedBotox.

Great.Wellthen,I'mgonnatakeEmmatoseehim.

IwonderwhyRosssaidthathedied?

Maybeheconfusedhimwithhischildhoodtherapist.

Hesawatherapist?

Heusedtohavearecurringnightmare.Itfreakedhimout.

Wow,whatwasit?

ThatIwasgoingtoeathim.

Mike!

Yeah?

Okay.

Ican'tbelieveI'mdoingthiswithyou.

AlthoughIdidjustendanine-yearrelationship..

soIshouldbeopentotakingsomerisks.

That'sgood.Getallthatboringstuffoutnow.

Everythingisgonnabefine.Followmylead,okay?

AllyouhavetodoispretendtobeMike.

-IamMike.-Attaboy.

Heretheycome.

-I'mPhoebe.-Phoebe.Mike.Howyoudoing?

-Nicetomeetyou.-Joey,thisisMaryEllenJenkins.

So,Mike,howdoyouandJoeyknoweachother,anyway?

HowdoJoeyandIknoweachother?

IfIhadanickelforeverytimesomebody'saskedmethat.

-Fromschool.-Wemetincollege.

Imeanhighschool.

Youguysgowayback,then.So,whatareyouuptothesedays?

-Well,I'malawyer.-Mike,attorneyatlaw!

-Actually,Ijustgaveupmypractice.-What?

That'sthekindofthingyouusuallyrunbyme.

Iwanttoplaypianoprofessionally.IfIdon'tdothisnow,Ineverwill.

Great.Ilikethatbetterthanthelawyerthing.

WhichiswhyIwaiteduntilnowtointroduceyoutoMike.

Youthoughthewasstillalawyer.

No,that'snotwhatImeant.Let'sgetyouacocktail.

Whatareyoudoing?

LookingforrestaurantjobsforyouinTulsa.

That'ssosweet.Didyoufindanything?

-SlimPickins.-Nothing,huh?

No.SlimPickins.It'sabarbecuejoint.

They'relookingforacook.Actually,"cook"maybeabitofastretch.

They'relookingforsomebodytoshovelmesquite.

"SlimPickins"?

Thatissocheesy.

Well,SoCheesyalsohasanopening.

Honey,that'sokay.Iknowthiswoman,Nancy..

who'sarestaurantbizheadhunter.Shemayknowsomething.

CanIsayhowmuchIappreciateyoucomingwithme?

WhenwegettoTulsa,IamtakingyouforagreatdinneratSlimPickins.

SoCheesy?

WholeHog?

It'sgonnabetoughtokeepkosherinTulsa.

Hi,Nancy?

Hi,it'sMonicaGeller.

I'mgood.Listen,I'mlookingforajobinTulsa.

Yeah,well,myhusband'sbeenrelocated.

BecauseIlovehim.

No,Idon'twantajobinNewYork.

Javu'slooking?

Oh,myGod!

Heaskedformepersonally?

Oh,myGod!

Wow,thisisreally,reallyflattering.

ButI'mmovingtoTulsa.

So,just,ifyouwouldtellJavu..

I'lltakeit!

Myname'sRachelGreene.IhaveanappointmentforEmma.

Dr.Gettlemanisfinishingupwithapatient.He'llbeoutshortly.

Ithinkyoujusthaveacold.It'sdefinitelynotstrep.

Thanks,doctor.

-Wouldyoulikealollipop?

-Doyouevenhavetoask?

Heisalive!

It'ssosurprisingthatyouandJoeyhaveknowneachotherforsolong..

andI'veneverheardaboutyou.

That'sbecausewehadabitofafallingout.

Mikehitmymomwithacar.

-No,Ididn't.-That'sokay.Ihaveforgivenyou.

Nowwe'refriendsagain,andeverything'sgreat.

Well,wait.Isyourmomokay?

Please,we'retryingtohaveaconversation.

You'realotniceronDaysofOurLives.

DaysofOurLives!

That'swhyyoulooksofamiliar!

-What?

-What?

What?

Doyounotknoweachother?

Ofcoursewedo.He'splayingagameweusedtoplayinhighschool.

Wepretendwedon'tknoweachother.Weplayedallkindsofgames.

YourememberthatonewhereIpunchyouinthefacefornotbeingcool?

Letmeaskyousomething:

HowmanysistersdoesJoeyhave?

-Six.-No,hedoesn't.Hehasseven.

Whatareyoudoing?

Isaidseven!

Joey,whydidyousetmeupwithastranger?

BecauseIforgotaboutourdate.I'msosorry.

I'msorrytoo.Andjusttobeclear,Ididn'thithismotherwithacar.

AlthoughI'dliketobehitbyonerightnow.

Yeah,noproblem.

Youareunbelievable.Ispentsomuchtimefindingtheperfectgirlforyou.

MaryEllenisreallysmartandcuteandloose.

嘿！

Whoareyoukidding?

Youf