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DesperateHousewivesS01E01Piloten
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MynameisMaryAliceYoung.
Whenyoureadthismorning'spaper,youmaycomeacrossanarticleabouttheunusualdayIhadlastweek.
Normally,there'sneveranythingnewsworthyaboutmylife,butthatallchangedlastthursday.
Ofcourse,everythingseemedquitenormalatfirst.Imadebreakfastformyfamily.
Iperformedmychores.Icompletedmyprojects.Iranmyerrands.
Intruth,IspentthedayasIspenteveryotherday--quietlypolishingtheroutineofmylifeuntilitgleamedwithperfection.
That'swhyitwassoastonishingwhenIdecidedtogotomyhallwayclosetandretrievearevolverthathadneverbeenused.
Mybodywasdiscoveredbymyneighbormrs.MarthaHuber,whohadbeenstartledbyastrangepoppingsound.
Hercuriosityaroused,Mrs.Hubertriedtothinkofareasonfordroppinginonmeunannounced.
Aftersomeinitialhesitation,shedecidedtoreturntheblendershehadborrowedfrommesixmonthsbefore.
It'smyneighbor.
Ithinkshe'sbeenshot.
There'sbloodeverywhere.
Yes.You'vegottosendanambulance.
You'vegottosendonerightnow.
Andforamoment,Mrs.Huberstoodmotionlessinherkitchen,grief-strickenbythissenselesstragedy...
Butonlyforamoment.
Iftherewasonethingmrs.Huberwasknownfor,itwasherabilitytolookonthebrightside.
Iwaslaidtorestonamonday.
Afterthefuneral,alltheresidentsofwisterialanecametopaytheirrespects.
And,aspeopledointhesesituations,theybroughtfood.
LynetteScavobroughtfriedchicken.
Lynettehadagreatfamilyrecipeforfriedchicken.
Ofcourse,shedidn'tcookmuchwhileshewasmovingupthecorporateladder.
Shedidn'thavethetime.
ButwhenherdoctorannouncedLynettewaspregnant,herhusbandTomhadanidea.
"Whynotquityourjob?
Kidsdobetterwithstay-at-homemoms.Itwouldbesomuchlessstressful."
Butthiswasnotthecase.
Infact,Lynette'slifehadbecomesohectic,shewasnowforcedtogetherfriedchickenfromafast-foodrestaurant.
Lynettewouldhaveappreciatedtheironyifshestoppedtothinkaboutit,butshecouldn't.Shedidn'thavethetime.
-Stopit!
-But,mom!
No,youaregoingtobehavetoday.
Iamnotgoingtobehumiliatedinfrontoftheentireneighborhood.
AndjustsoyouknowhowseriousIam...
What'sthat?
Santa'scellphonenumber.
How'dyougetthat?
Iknowsomeonewhoknowssomeonewhoknowsanelf,andifanyofyouactsup,sohelpme,IwillcallSanta,andIwilltellhimyouwantsocksforChristmas.
Youwillingtoriskthat?
Okay.Let'sgetthisoverwith.
GabrielleSolis,wholivesdowntheblock,broughtaspicypaella.
SincehermodelingdaysinNewYork,
Gabriellehaddevelopedatasteforrichfood...andrichmen.
Carlos,whoworkedinmergersndacquisitions,proposedontheirthirddate.
Gabriellewastouchedwhentearswelledupinhiseyes,butshesoondiscoveredthishappened
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everytimeCarlosclosedthebigdeal.
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Gabriellelikedherpaellapipinghot.
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However,herrelationshipwithherhusbandwasconsiderablycooler.
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IfyoutalktoAlMasonatthisthing,
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IwantyoutocasuallymentionhowmuchIpaidforyournecklace.
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Heletmeknowhowmuchhepaidforhiswife'snewconvertible.
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Whydon'tIjustpinthereceipttomychest?
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Look,justworkitintotheconversation.
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There'snowayIcanjustworkthatin,Carlos.
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Whynot?
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AttheDonoghueparty,everyonewastalkingmutualfunds,
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andyoufoundawaytomentionyousleptwithhalftheYankeeoutfield.
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I'mtellingyou,itcameupinthecontextoftheconversation.
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Hey,peoplearestartingtostare.Canyoukeepyourvoicedown,please?
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Absolutely.Wewouldn'twantthemtothinkwe'renothappy.
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BreevandeKamp,wholivesnextdoor,
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broughtbasketsofmuffinsshebakedfromscratch.
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Breewasknownforhercooking,
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andformakingherownclothes,
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andfordoingherowngardening,
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andforreupholsteringherownfurniture.
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Yes,Bree'smanytalentswereknownthroughouttheneighborhood,
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andeveryoneonWisterialanethoughtofBreeastheperfectwifeandmother.
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Everyone,thatis,exceptherownfamily.
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Paul.Zachary.
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Hello,mrs.VanDeKamp.
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Bree,youshouldn'thavegonetoallthistrouble.
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Itwasnotroubleatall.
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Now,thebasketwiththeredribbonisfilledwithdessertsforyourguests,
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buttheonewiththeblueribbonisjustforyouandZachary.
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It'sgotrolls,muffins,breakfast-typethings.
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Thankyou.
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Well,theleastIcoulddois
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makesureyouboyshadadecentmealtolookforwardtointhemorning.
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Iknowyou'reoutofyourmindswithgrief.
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Yes,weare.
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Ofcourse,Iwillneedthebasketsbackonceyou'redone.
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Ofcourse.
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SusanMayer,wholivesacrossthestreet,
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broughtmacaroniandcheese.
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HerhusbandCarlalwaysteasedherabouthermacaroni,
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sayingitwastheonlythingsheknewhowtocook,
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andsherarelymadeitwell.
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ItwastoosaltythenightsheandCarlmovedintotheirhouse.
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ItwastoowaterythenightshefoundlipstickonCarl'sshirt.
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Sheburneditthenightcarltoldherhewasleavingherforhissecretary.
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Ayearhadpassedsincethedivorce.
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Susanhadstartedtothinkhowniceitwouldbetohaveamaninherlife,
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evenonewhowouldmakefunofhercooking.
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Mom...whywouldsomeonekillthemselves?
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Well...sometimespeoplearesounhappy,
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theythinkthat'stheonlywaytheycansolvetheirproblems.
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Butmrs.Youngalwaysseemedhappy.
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Yeah,sometimespeoplepretendtobeonewayontheoutsidewhenthey'retotallydifferentontheinside.
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Oh,youmeanlikehowdad'sgirlfriendalwayssmilingandsaysnicethings,
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butdeepdown,youjustknowshe'sabitch?
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Idon'tlikethatword,Julie.
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But,yeah,that'sagreatexample.
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Hey,what'sgoingon?
SorryI'mlate.
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Hi,susan.
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Hey.So,whatdidCarlsaywhenyouconfrontedhim?
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You'lllovethis.Hesaid...
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"itdoesn'tmeananything.Itwasjustsex."
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Ah,yes,pageoneofthephilanderer'shandbook.
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Yeah,andthenhegotthiszenlookonhisface,andhesaid,"youknow,Susan,
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mostmenlivelivesofquietdesperation."
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Pleasetellmeyoupunchedhim.
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No,Isaid,"really?
Andwhatdomostwomenlead
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livesofnoisyfulfillment?
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Hmm.Goodforyou.
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Imean,ofallpeople,didhehavetobanghissecretary?
Ihadthatwomanoverforbrunch.
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It'slikemygrandmotheralwayssaid--anerectpenisdoesn'thaveaconscience.
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Eventhelimponesaren'tthatethical.
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ThisishalfthereasonIjoinedtheNRA.
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Well,whenRexstartedgoingtothosemedicalconferences,
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Iwanteditinthebackofhismindthathehadalovingwifeathome
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withaloadedSmith&Wesson.
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Lynnie,Tom'salwaysawayonbusiness.Doyoueverworryhemight?
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Oh,please,theman'sgottenmepregnantthreetimesinfouryears.
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Iwishhewashavingsexwithsomeoneelse.
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So,Susan,ishegoingtostopseeingthatwoman?
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Idon'tknow.
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I'msorry,youguys.Ijust...
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