奥巴马卸任演讲稿.docx
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奥巴马卸任演讲稿
奥巴马卸任演讲稿
在任期的最后一次白宫记者招待会上,不但挑衅各大媒体,对希拉里、川普等通通黑了个便,最后自黑,以致敬科比的方式,说出“ObamaOut”后便大步流星的走下舞台......堪称经典的演讲,政界版的郭德纲、被总统职位耽误了的段子手,今天,让我们一起了解这个不一样的美国总统贝拉克侯赛因奥巴马以下是聘才网小编精心整理的相关内容,希望对大家有所帮助!
奥巴马卸任演讲稿 CARAOL:
Thepodiumisyours.
THEPRESIDENT:
Youcan’tsayit,butyouknowit'str-ue.
开场音乐是AnnaKendrick的“WhenI'mGone”,这句话是在玩这个梗,因为奥巴马即将卸任(begone)。
Goodevening,everybody.ItisanhonortobehereatmylastandperhapsthelastWhiteHouseCorrespondents’Dinner.Youalllookgreat.TheendoftheRepublichasneverlookedbetter.IdoapologizeIknowIwasalittlelatetonight.Iwasrunningon whichstandsfor—jokesthatwhitepeopleshouldnotmake.‖It’satipforyou,Jeff.
1,是指ColoredPeople'sTime,吐槽黑人被说迟到。
2,反击纽约市长BilldeBlasio此前关于的玩笑。
BilldeBlasio之前在另一个场合迟到,于是开了一个玩笑IamrunningonCPTime.结果全场陷入尴尬。
Anyway,hereweare.Myeighthandfinalappearanceatthisuniqueevent.AndIamexcited.Ifthismaterialworkswell,I’mgoingtouseitatGoldmanSachsnextyear.EarnmesomeseriousTubmans.That’sright.
1,这里吐槽希拉里在高盛(GoldmanSachs)演讲赚了几十万美元的事情。
2,Tubmans这里指钱,因为Tubmans是20美元纸币上的头像。
Mybrilliantandbeautifulwife,Michelle,isheretonight.Shelookssohappytobehere.That’scalledpracticeit’slikelearningtodothree-minuteplanks.Shemakesitlookeasynow.Nextyearatthistime,someoneelsewillbestandinghereinthisveryspot,andit’sanyone’sguesswhoshewillbe.Butstandinghere,Ican’thelpbutbereflective,alittlesentimental.Eightyearsago,Isaiditwastimetochangethetoneofourpolitics.Inhindsight,Iclearlyshouldhavebeenmorespecific.
1,奥巴马用She就是暗指希拉里一定是下届总统。
2,8年前,他想努力改善一下政治环境(thetoneofourpolitics),后来的morespecific吐槽这个环境其实越来越差了。
Eightyearsago,Iwasayoungman,fullofidealismandvigor,andlookatmenow.Iamgrayandgrizzled,justcountingdownthedays’tilmydeathpanel.HillaryoncequestionedwhetherI’dbereadyfora3 phonecallnowI’mawakeanywaybecauseI’vegottogotothebathroom.I’mup.
全程都在自黑
Infact,somebodyrecentlysaidtome,Mr.President,youaresoyesterday;JustinTrudeauhascompletelyreplacedyouhe’ssohandsome,he’ssocharming,he’sthefuture.AndIsaid,Justin,justgiveitarest.Iresentedthat.Meanwhile,Michellehasnotagedaday.Theonlywayyoucandateherinphotosisbylookingatme.Takealook.
继续自黑自己显老,而Michelle一点没变。
HereweareinXX.
Hereweareafewyearslater.Andthisoneisfromtwoweeksago.
Sotimepasses.Injustsixshortmonths,Iwillbeofficiallyalameduck,whichmeansCongressnowwillflat-outrejectmyauthority.AndRepublicanleaderswon’ttakemyphonecalls.Andthisisgoingtotakesomegettingusedto,it’sreallygoingtoit’sacurveball.Idon’tknowwhattodowithit.
吐槽自己将要下台(lameduck),大家也越来越不把他当回事了。
下面说英国小王子George和他见面时穿着浴袍,就感觉自己被呼了一巴掌。
Ofcourse,infact,formonthsnowcongressionalRepublicanshavebeensayingtherearethingsIcannotdoinmyfinalyear.Unfortunately,thisdinnerwasnotoneofthem.Butoneverythingelse,it’sanotherstory.Andyouknowwhoyouare,Republicans.Infact,Ithinkwe’vegotRepublicanSenatorsTimScottandCoryGardner,they’reinthehouse,whichremindsme,security,barthedoors!
JudgeMerrickGarland,comeonout,we’regoingtodothisrighthere,rightnow.It’slike—TheRedWedding.‖
在开玩笑其实自己并不想来这场晚宴。
2,吐槽之前提名大法官,共和党迟迟不做反应,所以想barsthedoor,然后就地解决。
2,TheRedwedding是《权利的游戏》里面的梗,看过的都知道场面有多震撼吧:
)。
Butit’snotjustCongress.Evensomeforeignleaders,they’vebeenlookingahead,anticipatingmydeparture.Lastweek,PrinceGeorgeshoweduptoourmeetinginhisbathrobe.Thatwasaslapintheface.Aclearbreachinprotocol.AlthoughwhileinEnglandIdidhavelunchwithHerMajesty,theQueen,tookinaperformanceofShakespeare,hitthelinkswithDavidCameronjustincaseanybodyisstilldebatingwhetherI’mblackenough,Ithinkthatsettlesthedebate.
在吐槽自己是不是beingblackenough,因为他说的那些活动都是很白人的。
Iwon’tlielook,thisisatoughtransition.It’shard.KeystaffarenowstartingtoleavetheWhiteHouse.Evenreportershaveleftme.SavannahGuthrie,she’slefttheWhiteHousePressCorpstohosttheTodayshow.NorahO’DonnellleftthebriefingroomtohostCBSThisMorning.JakeTapperleftjournalismtojoinCNN.
讲Journalism和CNN做对立,吐槽CNN做的不算是新闻。
(画面里的JakeTapper本人表情好尴尬)
ButtheprospectofleavingtheWhiteHouseisamixedbag.YoumighthaveheardthatsomeonejumpedtheWhiteHousefencelastweek,butIhavetogiveSecretServicecredittheyfoundMichelle,broughtherback,she’ssafebackathomenow.It’sonlyninemoremonths,baby.Settledown.
黑Michelle以及迫不及待要离开白宫了。
Andyet,somehow,despiteallthis,despitethechurn,inmyfinalyear,myapprovalratingskeepgoingup.ThelasttimeIwasthishigh,Iwastryingtodecideonmymajor.
奥巴马承认自己大学时候抽过大麻,这里玩的是这个梗,high在这里是双关,major是大学的专业。
Andhere’sthething:
Ihaven’treallydoneanythingdifferently.Soit’sodd.Evenmyaidescan’texplaintherisingpollnumberswhathaschanged,nobodycanfigureitout.Puzzling.
这段开始吐槽共和党,他明明自己没做什么,为什么共和党的支持率上涨。
这时候出现了共和党候选人Trump和TedCruz的照片,原因显而易见。
Anyway,inthislastyearIdohavemoreappreciationforthosewhohavebeenwithmeonthisamazingride,likeoneofourfinestpublicservants,JoeBiden.Godblesshim.Lovethat loveJoeBiden,Ireallydo.AndIwanttothankhimforhisfriendship,forhiscounsel,
foralwaysgivingittomestraight,fornotshootinganybodyintheface.Thankyou,Joe.
小布什的副总统切尼曾开枪误伤别人
Also,Iwouldberemisslet’sgiveitupforourhost,LarryWilmore.AlsoknownasoneofthetwoblackguyswhoisnotJonStewart.You’retheSouthAfricanguy,right?
IloveLarry.Andhisparentsarehere,whoarefromEvanston,whichisagreattown.
1,两个blackguys的另一个是Trevor,同时也黑了一把叔。
2,Trevor才是SouthAfrican,这里奥巴马假装弄错。
Ialsowouldliketoacknowledgesomeoftheaward-winningreportersthatwehavewithusheretonight.RachelMcAdams.MarkRuffalo.LievSchreiber.Thankyouallforeverythingthatyou’vedone.I’mjustjoking.Asyouknow,—Spotlight‖isafilm,amovieaboutinvestigativejournalistswiththeresourcesandtheautonomytochasedownthetruthandholdthepowerfulaccountable.BestfantasyfilmsinceStarWars.Lookthatwasmaybeacheapshot.
这里其实在向三位获奖的记者致敬,顺便黑了一下现实
Iunderstandthenewsbusinessistoughthesedays,itkeepschangingallthetime.Everyyearatthisdinner,somebodymakesajokeaboutBuzzFeed,forexample,changingthemedialandscape.
Andeveryyear,theWashingtonPostlaughsalittlebitlesshard.Kindofasilencethere.EspeciallyattheWashingtonPosttable.
吐槽传统媒体收到新媒体的冲击,因此华盛顿邮报对这个梗笑的越来越没底气。
GOPChairmanReincePriebusishereaswell.Gladtoseeyouthatyoufeelthatyou’veearnedanightoff.Congratulationsonallyoursuccess.TheRepublicanParty,thenominationprocess-it’sallgoinggreat.Keepitup.
反讽,表面上是表扬共和党的工作很好,其实是反讽他们没有积极阻止川普的竞选。
KendallJennerisalsohere.Andwehadachancetomeetherbackstagesheseemslikeaveryniceyoungwoman.I’mnotexactlysurewhatshedoes,butIamtoldthatmyTwittermentionsareabouttogothroughtheroof.
KendallJenner的职业是超模,所以奥巴马的twittermention才会暴增。
HelenMirrenisheretonight.Idon’tevenhaveajokehere.IjustthinkHelenMirrenisawesome.She’sawesome.
HelenMirren是好莱坞巨星,本人真的很酷(awesome)啊
Sittingatthesametable,IseeMikeBloomberg.Mike,acombative,controversialNewYorkbillionaireisleadingtheGOPprimaryanditisnotyou.That’shastostingalittlebit.Althoughit’snotanentirelyfaircomparisonbetweenyouandtheDonald.Afterall,Mikewasabig-citymayor.Heknowspolicyindepth.Andhe’sactuallyworththeamountofmoneythathesaysheis.
最后一句话褒奖Bloomberg的目的就是黑川普,因为川普最近大幅夸大自己的真实财富。
Whatanelectionseason.Forexample,we’vegotthebrightnewfaceoftheDemocraticPartyheretonight-Mr.BernieSanders!
ThereheisBernie!
Bernie,youlooklikeamillionbucks.Ortoputitintermsyou’llunderstand,youlooklike37,000donationsof27dollarseach.
给Bernie捐款者的捐款平均是27美元。
这个笑话其实引起了很多草根(grassroots)的反感,因为他们不可能捐很多钱助选。
AlotoffolkshavebeensurprisedbytheBerniephenomenon,especiallyhisappealtoyoungpeople.Butnotme,Igetit.Justrecently,ayoungpersoncameuptomeandsaidshewassickofpoliticiansstandinginthewayofherdreams.AsifwewereactuallygoingtoletMaliagotoBurningManthisyear.Thatwasnotgoingtohappen.Berniemighthavelethergo.Notus.
Bernie很受年轻人的喜欢,而且这里透露了奥巴马的女儿Malia将会推迟一年进入哈佛大学。
BurningMan是指火把节,为美国一个著名的反传统狂欢节,感兴趣的朋友可以自己了解一下。
Iamhurt,though,Bernie,thatyou’vedistancingyourselfalittlefromme.Imean,that’sjustnotsomethingthatyoudotoyourcomrade.
Comrade是同志,这里吐槽Bernie思想太左,是Communist。
另外也是吐槽Bernie思想比较陈旧,和自己比都落伍啦(distanceyourselffromme)。
Bernie’ssloganhashelpedhiscampaigncatchfireamongyoungpeople.—FeeltheBern.‖FeeltheBernit’sagoodslogan.Hillary’ssloganhasnothadthesameeffect.Let’sseethis.
1,FeeltheBern是FeeltheBurn的谐音,Bernie的竞选口号是BurnNewBern。
Bern是Bernie的简称,就像Steven常常被叫成Steve。
2,Trudge是艰难的行走,这里的Hill是暗指希拉里(她名字的前几个字母),和Bernie对比突出她在吸引年轻人上面比较艰难。
Look,I’vesaidhowmuchIadmireHillary’stoughness,hersmarts,herpolicychops,herexperience.You’vegottoadmitit,though,HillarytryingtoappealtoyoungvotersisalittlebitlikeyourrelativejustsignedupforFacebook.—DearAmerica,didyougetmypoke?
‖—Isitappearingonyourwall?
‖—I’mnotsureIamusingthisright.Love,AuntHillary.‖It’snotentirelypersuasive.
前面说Bernie很善于讨好年轻人(appealtoyoungpeople),这里就开始吐槽希拉里想讨好年轻人,但似乎做的很蹩脚,就像“你家刚刚注册了非死不可的亲戚”一般不怎么又说服力。
Meanwhile,ontheRepublicanside,thingsarealittlemorehowshouldwesayt
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