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相声小品剧本IndependenceDay独立日
XX(XX)/其他范文/相声小品剧本
IndependenceDay,独立日
英文片名:
independenceday
中文片名:
独立日天煞-地球反击战
上映:
1996
甲骨文剧本网,看电影,学英语
independenceday
deandevlinrolandemmerich
anamericanflag
oddlystill,postedingraydustysand.
widentoreveal:
ext.lunarsurface-themoon
onesmallstepforman,onelargepileofgarbageformoon-
kind.untouchedforyears,theflagstandsnexttothe
castoffremainsoftheapollomission.slowlythediscarded
equipmentbeginstorattleandshake.
anenormousshadowcreepstowardsusblottingoutthehorizon,
aloudrumbleisheard.
suddenlywearecoveredindarknessastheshadowengulfsus.
onlythelonelyimageofourearthhangsintheair,untila
hugesilhouettedobjectsuddenlyblocksourview.
cutto:
ext.newmexico-radiotelescopevalley-night
afieldoflargesatellitedishesscantheskies.
superup:
s.e.t.i.institute,newmexico
int.institute-monitoringcontrolcenter-same
alonetechnicianworksonhisputtingskills.behindhim,
walltowalltechnicalequipmentquietlysiftsthroughdata.
aredlightbeginstoflash.
thetechnicianturnsandslowlywalkstowardsthesource.one
byoneaseriesoflightsturnon.thetechnician(techone)
grabsapairofheadphones.hiseyeswiden.
int.sleepingquarters-same
sleepilyasupervisorpicksupthephone.
supervisor
ifthisisn'taninsanely
beautifulwoman,i'mhangingup.
int.controlcenter-same
techone
shutupandlisten.
heholdsthephoneuptoaspeaker,increasesthevolume.a
strangefluctuatingtoneplaysoutinsequentialpatterns.
int.sleepingquarters-same
hearingit,thesupervisorboltsup,banginghisheadonthe
bunkabovehim.
int.controlcenter-momentslater
apajamapartyonacid.fiveothertechnicians,invarious
statesofundress,hoveranxiouslyaroundthemainconsole.
thesupervisorenters,tyinghisrobe.
supervisor
god,ihopeit'snotjustanother
damnedrussianspyjob.
techthree
(overlapping)
puteraffirmsthe
signalisunidentified.
techtwo
(hangingupthephone)
theboyfromairrestrafficsaythe
skiesareclear.noterrestrial
launches.
techone
it'stherealthing.aradio
signalfromanotherworld.
theroombecomesquietastheyrealizethatafteryearsof
searchingtheheavens,theymighthavefinallyfound
something.
supervisor
let'snotjumpthegun.runa
trajectorysourcecomputation.
techthreeslidesovertoanothercomputer.
supervisor(cont'd)
iwanttoknowexactlywhereit's
comingfrom.
techthree
thiscan'tberight.
techthreejuststaresathisscreenindisbelief.
supervisor
what'swrong?
techthree
calculateddistancefromsourceis
atthreehundredandeightfive
thousandkilometers.
(turningtosupervisor)
it'scomingfromthemoon.
thesupervisorreachesoverandturnsupthevolumeonthe
speaker.astheylistentothestrangetoneswe...
cutto:
int.hallway-pentagon-same
elevatordoorsopensrevealingfourstargeneralgrey,
commanderinchiefu.s.spacecommand.understandably
nervous,thecommandingofficerescortshimdownthehall.
generalgrey
whoelseknowsaboutthis?
commandingofficer
s.e.t.i.innewmexicoidentifieda
signalbutthey'reevenmore
confusedthanweare.
thegeneralshootshimadisapprovingglance.
commandingofficer
excuseme,sir.
heslideshissecuritycardthroughthelockandthedoorsfly
open.
int.spacecommand-thepentagon-continuous
banksofcomputers,techniciansandassistantsworking
feverishlythroughthenight.theofficerscrosstheroom.
super:
spacecommand-thepentagon
commandingofficer
satellitereceptionhasbeen
impairedbutwewereabletoget
these.
theyarriveataglasstable.thesurroundingofficerssnap
toattentionasasecondofficerquicklybringsoveralarge
transparency.weseeagrainyimageofalargevagueobject.
generalgrey
lookslikeabigturd.
thetwoofficersexchangeaglance.
commandingofficer
weestimateithasadiameterof
overfivehundredandfifty
kilometersandamassroughlyone
fourththesizeofourmoon.
thegeneralturnstothesecondofficer,concerned.
generalgrey
ameteor?
secondofficer
nosir.definitelynot.
generalgrey
howdoyouknow?
secondofficer
well,er...it'sslowingdown.
generalgrey
it'sdoingwhat?
secondofficer
it's...slowingdown,sir.
thegeneralwalksovertoaphone,picksitup.
generalgrey
getmethesecretaryofdefense.
(pause)
thenwakehimup.
cutto:
int.whitmore'sbedroom-fre-dawn
layinginbedthomasj.whitmorereadsastackofpapers.the
phonerings.
woman'svoice
(filteringthroughphone)
hi.it'sme.
thewarmlookonwhitmore'sfacetellsuseverythingabouthow
hefeelsaboutthewomanontheotherend.
whitmore
hihoney.whattimeisitthere?
int.hotelroom-night
dressedinanightgown,mrs.margaretwhitmoreunpacksher
briefingpaperslaysthemoutonasmalldeskasshetalks.
throughthewindowweseelosangelesatnight.
margaret
twointhemorning.iknowi
didn'twakeyou?
whitmore
(filtered)
asamatteroffactyoudid.
margaret
(smiles)
liar.
int.whitmorebedroom-same
whitmoresitsup.
whitmore
ihaveaconfessiontomake.
there'sabeautifulyoungblonde
sleepingnexttome.
sleepingnexttohim,hissix-year-olddaughter,patricia.
margaret
(filtered)
youdidn'tletherstayup
watchingt.v.allnight?
whitmore
ofcoursenot.
thelittlegirlstirsawake,looksup.
patricia
mommy?
whitmore
you'reflyingbackrightafterthe
luncheon?
okay,heresheis.
whitmorehandsherthephoneandgetsoutofbed.habitably
heturnsonthetelevision.
t.v.-newsprogram
several'pundits'sitaroundamalaughlin-typenewsdiscussion
program.thepicturequalityissnowy,staticridden.
pundit#1
...theinexperienceinpublic
officewasinevitablygoingto
catchupwithhim.he's
scarifiedhisidealsfor
'politicsasusual.'
whitmoretiesonhisrobeasheadjuststhepicturequality.
pundit#2
...isaidthisduringthe
campaign.leadershipasapilot
inthegulfwarhasno
relationshiptopolitical
leadership.it'sadifferent
animal...
suddenlythechannelchanges.acartooncomeson.whitmore
turnstohisdaughterwhoholdsheremote.
patricia
(intophone)
daddyletmewatchletterman.
whitmore
traitor.
whitmoreexitstheroom.
int.hallway-continuous
aswhitmorestepsoutofhisbedroom,asecurityguardsnaps
toattention.someonehiddenbehindanewspaper,sitsona
bench.
securityguard
goodmorning,mr.president.
whitmore
goodmorning,george.
thepaperisdroppedrevealingconstancehalbrook,mid-
thirties,aggressive,sharp,thepresident'scommunications
director.quicklyshegathersherthingsandfollows
whitmore.
int.breakfasttable-continuous
twoservantsarepreparingbreakfastaswhitmoreandconstance
enter.whitmoresitsdown,grabsacoffee.
whitmore
you'reupearlythismorning,
connie.
shetosseshimoneofthemanynewspapersinherhands.
constance
they'renotattackingyour
policies,they'reattackingyour
age.
(anotherpaper;reading)
'...addressingcongress,whitmore
seemslesslikethepresidentand
moreliketheorphanchildoliver
asking,'pleasesir,i'dlikesome
more.''
whitmore
clever.
constance
agewasneveranissuewhenyou
stucktoyourgun.youwere
thoughtofasyoungand
idealistic.butthemessagehas
gottenlost.there'stoomuch
compromise,toomuchpolitics.
whitmore
(pointedly)
isn'titamazinghowfasteveryone
canturnagainstyou.
realizingshemaybepushinghimtoofar,shehandshim
anotherpaper.
constance
well,theorangecountyregister
hasnamedyouoneoftheten
sexiestmenoftheyear.
whitmore
yousee,substanceatlast.
anaideappearsatthedoorway.
constance
excuseme,mr.president.it's
thesecretaryofdefense.
whitmoregoestothephone,picksitup.
whitmore
yes?
saythatagain?
cutto:
anoldrussiansatellite
driftingawayfromustheoldrussiansatellitebecomes
smallerandsmaller.wepanwithitasweseeit'sona
collisioncoursewithsomethinghuge.
suddenlythesatelliteexplodesonimpactwiththemuchlarger
objectthatdwarfsthepunypieceofhardware.ashugeasit
is,wegetthefeelingwe'veonlyseenaportionofthetotal.
newyorkskyline-earlymorning
aslowcranedownfromthemanhattanskyline,revealing...
ext.cliffsidepark-newjersey-morning
withthenewyorkskylineacrossthehudsonbehindthem,old
mensitinthissmallparkplayingchess.unliketheothers,
davidmartinisinhisearlythirties,sixtieshippiemeets
ninetiesyuppienerd.
heconcentratesintenselyonhisnextmove.moishe.sixties.
smokesacigarimpatiently.
moishe
whatareyouwaiting?
mysocial
securitywillexpire,you'llstill
besittingthere.
david
i'mthinking.
moishe
sothinkalready.
davidmakesamove.instantlymoishecountershismove.
davidfurlshisbrowinthought.
moishe
againhe'sthinking.
moishereachesintoapaperbagandretrievesacoffeeina
styrofoamcup.
david
youhaveanyideahowlongit
takesforthosethingsto
decompose?
moishe
youdon'tmovesoon.i'llbeginto
decompose.
justasdavidfinallymakeshismove,moishecountersagain.
davidshootshimalookandstaresbackdowntotheboard.
moishe(cont'd)
david,i'vebeenmeaningtotalk
withyou.it'sniceyou'vebeen
spendingsomuchtimewithme,
but...
david
dad,don'tstart.
moishe
i'monlysaying,it'sbeenwhat?
fouryears,youstillhaven't
signedyourdivorcepapers.
david
threeyears.
moishe
three,four.moveon.it'snot
healthy.
moishetakesabigpuffonthecigarandcoughs.
david
lookwho'stalkinghealthy.
suddenlydavid'sbeepergoesoff.
moishe
howmanytimesisthatnow?
you
tryingtogetfired?
da
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