3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本.docx
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3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本
3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本
篇一:
三人英语小短剧
三人小短剧
主角:
两女一男,男的饰演宁采臣穿越而来,两女是好朋友其中一人是小倩转世而来。
永:
morning,candy.
虫:
morning,Cassie。
永:
what'swrongwithyou.youlookssopale.
虫:
iwerewatchingtvallthenight.
永:
whatdidyouwatch?
虫:
HaveyouheardoftheprevalentTime-travelTVseries"BuBuJingXin"?
永:
ohIloveitsomuch.theactressarebeautiful,theirdressingisgreat.虫:
metoo.ifyouhaveachance,whichdynastydoyouwanttotransportedto?
永:
ofcourse.songdynasty.I"dliketoprotectourcountry.andletcitizenhaveaeasyliving.
虫:
whatagreatideal!
永:
butitissoridiculous.wewon'thavechancetotransported.
虫:
idon‘tagreewithyou.everythingispossible.
男的破门而入
男:
whathappened?
whereiam?
wheremysweetheartxiaoqian?
xiaoqian?
xiaoqian?
Whereareyou?
绕教室跑下去,问班上的众人
whoareyou?
Whereiam?
allofyoulooksostrange!
Whathappened?
Tellme,whocantellme?
永:
lookatthatguy!
helookssoamusing!
虫:
Whathappenedtohe?
永:
yousee.hishairissolong.styleisstrang,thedressinglikesacientpeople.
虫:
wow,ishetransported
永:
no,it'simpossible.
虫:
look!
heisgettingclosetous.
男:
youngladies.i'msogladtomeetyouhere.Youarefamiliartome!
ohgod!
"xiaoqian"whyareyouhere?
i'mlookingforyouallthetime.
原本慢慢走近,最后疾步坐过去抓住女的的肩膀。
虫:
doyouknowme?
Ihavenomemoryaboutyou.
男:
what?
youforgotme?
Xiaoqian,iamningcaichen.
永永把我拉过去,和男的开始谈话
永:
areyoukidding?
wehaveneverseeyou.theremustbesomethingwrongwithyou.
男:
i'mprettynormal.xiaoqian,lookatmeandtalktome.ican’tbelieveyou'veforgotme.evenifyouweardifferentclothingandeverythinglooksstrange,istillrememberyourface,yourbeautifulsmile.
虫:
gentleman,listentomecarefully.iamnotxiaoqian.mynameiscandy.andidonotknowwhyyouwearsodifferent,maybeyouareplayingaTime-travelTVseriesoritisjustaprogram.now,gameisover.wehavetogo.
男:
nono.xiaoqian,idonotknowwhatyousay.butiamnotjokingatyou.此时雷雨大作,闪电劈了下来,小倩记起来了。
未完待续。
篇二:
英语三人短剧__搞笑
顾客:
小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了
服务员:
别担心,先生,不是很烫!
A:
Watchout!
Yourthumbsinmysoup!
B:
Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot!
一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗?
”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!
”
“什么?
”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上?
”
Awaiterbringsthecustomerthesteakheorderedwithhisthumboverthemeat.
A:
Areyoucrazy?
(yelledthecustomer),withyourhandonmysteak?
(Whatanswersthewaiter)Youwantittofallontheflooragain?
服务员:
茶或咖啡?
先生。
第一个顾客:
我要茶
第二个顾客:
我也是茶——杯子要干净的!
服务员:
两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?
B:
(Waiter:
)Teaorcoffeegentlemen?
A:
I'llhavetea.
C:
(2ndcustomer:
)Metoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!
(Waiterexitsreturns)
B:
(Waiter:
)Twoteas.Whichoneaskedforthecleanglass?
创新句子:
我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?
看起来象是在仰泳,
A:
Waiterwhat'sthisflydoinginmysoup?
Umlookstometobebackstrokesir...
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
B:
Don'tworrysirthespideronthebreadrollwillget'em.
服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!
不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里。
A:
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
C:
Nosirthat'sacockroachtheflyisonyoursteak.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要。
A:
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
B:
Keepitdownsirorthey'llallbewantingone.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
我知道,先生,我们没有另收钱。
A:
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
C:
ItsOKSirthere'snoextracharge!
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
A:
Waiterthereisaflyinmysoup!
B:
SorrysirmaybeI'veforgottenitwhenIremovedtheotherthree.服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!
是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们。
A:
Waiterthere'sadeadflyinmysoup!
C:
Yessirit'sthehotwaterthatkillsthem.
话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
(Introduction):
Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?
Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.ActionI太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):
Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?
(画外音:
It’syou,PrinceDan!
太子丹高兴状)Thankumirror!
(面对观众)I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?
(向幕里大叫)Whereismyminister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬):
Honey,Iamcoming.
太子丹:
I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!
阿三:
Sure,honey!
Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~
(作杀状)太子:
Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?
Talent!
(二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!
这句话要跟观众交流,最好由观众来回答,然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状)Goodidea!
Butwhoistherightcandidate?
阿三:
AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killeroftheworld.
太子:
Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?
阿三:
Yes.ActionII(《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐)荆轲AreyouLimochou?
李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK.I’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁Areyouchallengingme?
荆轲Offcourse!
耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Comeon!
音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊。
。
。
。
”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状:
Whathappened?
Whyaren’tyouhurt?
荆轲:
Wedon\'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don\'twe?
Dowe?
(赢一个人需要理由
么,不需要么,需要么?
)李莫愁:
Mommaalwayssaid:
\"Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyou\'regonnaget.\"Igotit,Mommaisright.
荆轲再次大笑太子丹上(抱拳):
Howareyou?
荆柯:
Fine,thankyou,andyou?
太子丹:
OhmyGod!
Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”?
荆柯:
Sure!
太子丹:
Howareyou?
羊肉串和纳税人(英文小品)
Characters:
Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao
Mr.Shi:
Taxisthemajorsourceofthefiscalrevenue.Thereisanevidentchangeabouttherelationshipbetweenthetaxcollectorandtaxpayerinthepast20years.Now,thetaxcollector,Xiaofu,andthetaxpayerDabao,avendorsellingYangrouchuanwillshowyoutheverychange.ThefirstActhappenedin1980s.
ActI
(inBazaarofBeijing,sanlihe,1980s)
Dabao:
Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eatenone,wantnine,eatenone,wantnine.
Hi,Takemyyangrouchuan.(slipped,takeitup,)
Xiaofu:
Tax!
Paythetax!
Dabao:
(changefaces)
Taxi?
Whereisthetaxi?
Here’snotaxi.
Xiaofu:
Tax!
T---A---X!
Dabao:
What’sthetax?
Ijustknowtaxi!
Doyouwantmetocallataxiforyou?
Taxi----!
Taxi----!
Xiaofu:
Enough!
Areyouthevendor?
Dabao:
No,No,No,no!
I'mjusthavealook.Thevendorhasgonetothetoilet.
Xiaofu:
Notthevendor?
Impossible!
you'vebeenherefor2hours.Dabao:
Really?
(Xiaofu:
Yes,ofcourse.)
Howdoyouknowit?
Xiaofu:
ThewindowofmyofficeisopentohereandI'vebeenlookingatyoufortwohours.
Dabao:
It’sabigbug!
Xiaofu:
Oh.Don’twastemytime!
Pleasepaythetax----10Yuan!
Dabao:
10yuan?
!
Mygod.Ihadjustearned20Yuanoneday!
5Yuan,ok?
Xiaofu:
Don'tcheatme,you'vesoldmorethan2hundredones.
Dabao:
6yuan,mydearsisiter.
7Yuan,mylovelybeauty.
Dabao:
Notforyou,notforme,let'ssplitthedifference.8yuan,ok?
Xiaofu:
(lookingaround)Allright,adeal.Butnoreceipt.
(Dabaopayed8yuanandXiaofuleft)
Dabao:
Whatasmartwoman!
Badluck!
I’mbankrupt.Ihavetochangemyplace.
HopeIwouldnotmeetheranymore!
Let’sgo!
ActII
Mr.Shi:
Thenextscenehappenedinnewcentury.Chinahadbeenmarchinginthewayofthemarketeconomyfortwentyyearsmore,intheneweraofbuildingthewell-offsocietyinanall-roundway,howdothevendorregardtaxasandhowisthetaxcollected?
Thescenewilltellyou.Let’senjoyit!
(Inthemarket;Dabaoinwhiteclothes,aboardwith"NOSARS")
Dabao:
:
Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan.Eatenone,wantnine.Eatenone,wantnine.
Xiaofu:
Hi,
Dabao:
Hi.
Two:
Whatafamiliarface.
Two:
It’syou!
Dabao:
10yearspast,youareastillataxcollector.
Xiaofu:
10yearspast,youstillsellYangrouchuan.
Howisyourbusiness?
Dabao:
EverythingisOK!
10yearspast,youarestillbeautifulladyinSanliheofBeijing.Xiaofu:
10yearspast,youandyourYangrouchuanlookmorecleanthan20yearsbefore.
Dabao:
Thankyou.NoSARS,nodirtiness;Servepeople,serveme.Xiaofu:
Great!
Haveyou?
?
Dabao:
Married?
I‘mnotmarried;I’mstillsingle.
Xiaofu:
Haveyouclaimedyourtaxthismonth?
Dabao:
What?
Taxi?
Oh,tax!
Ofcourse.Ishouldpaythetaxof50YuanthismonthandIhaveclaimedatthebeginofthismonth.
Xioafu:
Yourreceipt,please.
Dabao:
(showsthereceipt)
Hereyouare,Ihavepaidmytaxinthetaxservicecenterbycomputer.Xiaofu:
Great!
Whatagoodtaxpayeryouare.
Dabao:
Thankyou.Itismyduty.I’mproudofmyselftopaythetaxforourcountry.
Xiaofu:
Yeah!
Thetaxyoupaidisashareofourcountry’seconomy,andyoudoalotforOlympicsofBeijing!
Dabao:
Let’sdoittogether!
.It’ssaidthat,Don'taskwhatyourcountrycandoforyoubutaskwhatyoucandoforyourcountry.Justlikeme,sellYangrouchuan,andpaytheTaxfortenyearsmore.
Xiaofu:
You'retheloveliestpeopleinnewcentury!
Dabao:
Thankyou!
Andyou'retheloveliesttaxcollectorinnewera!
X:
Excuseme,andIhavetogonow.Bye-bye.
D:
Amoment,areyoufreetomorrowevening?
CouldIhaveadinnerwithyou?
Xiaofu:
Well,mayIhavethecompanyofmyhusband?
Dabao:
No,no,noproblem.6o’clockintheevening,Beichuanyuan,ok?
Xiaofu:
justakidding.Ihavetogohomenow.(leaves)
Dabao,Seeyoutomorrow.
Dabao:
Hopetoseeyoueveryday.
TheEnd
篇三:
3人英文短话剧剧本[1]
Intherestaurant.在餐馆里
C,thecustomer.
W,thewaiter.
M,themanager.
Intherestaurant.
旁白:
一天,一家英国的餐馆里,来了一位中国客人,故事就这样发生了:
W:
WhatcanIdoforyou,sir?
先生要吃点什么?
C:
BeijingRoastDuck,TomatoandEggSoup.That'sall.北京烤鸭,西红柿蛋汤
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