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marriage名言
Allmarriagesarehappy.It'slivingtogetherafterwardsthatisdifficult.
——Anonymous
Hebelievesthatmarriageandacareerdon'tmix.Soaftertheweddingheplanstoquithisjob.
——Anonymous
It'snotasgreatadayforthebrideasshethinks.She'snotmarryingthebestman.
——Anonymous
Marriageisaromanceinwhichtheherodiesinthefirstchapter.
——Anonymous
Marriageisathreeringcircus:
engagementring,weddingring,andsuffering.
——Anonymous
Marriageisbliss.Ignoranceisbliss.Ergo……
——Anonymous
Marriageislikeaboxofchocolates.Youhavetosqueezeafewbottomstomakesureyoulikewhatyouaregetting.
——Anonymous
Marriageislikeahotbath.Onceyougetusedtoit,it'snotsohot.
——Anonymous
Marriageislikeaviolin.Afterthemusicisover,youstillhavethestrings.
——Anonymous
Marriageistheonlywarinwhichyousleepwiththeenemy.
——Anonymous
Itisalwaysincomprehensibletoamanthatawomanshouldeverrefuseanofferofmarriage.
——JaneAusten
Marriageislowdown,butyouspendtherestofyourlifepayingforit.
——Baskins
Theworldhassufferedmorefromtheravagesofill-advisedmarriagesthanfromvirginity.
——AmbroseBierce
MARRIAGE,n.Thestateorconditionofacommunityconsistingofamaster,amistressandtwoslaves,makinginall,two.
——AmbroseBierce,TheDevil'sDictionary,1911
Intheblithedaysofhoneymoon,
WithKate'sallurementssmitten,
Ilov'dherlate,Ilov'dhersoon,
Andcall'dherdearestkitten.
Butnowmykitten'sgrownacat,
Andcrosslikeotherwives.
O!
BymysoulmyhonestMat,
Ifearshehasninelives.
——JamesBoswell,LifeofJohnson
Insuranceislikemarriage.Youpay,pay,pay,andyounevergetanythingback.
——AlBundy,characteron“MarriedwithChildren,”U.S.televisionshow
Nothingsayslovin'likemarryingyourcousin!
——AlBundy,characteron“MarriedwithChildren,”U.S.televisionshow
Ihatework.That'swhyIgotmarried.
——PegBundy,characteron“MarriedwithChildren,”U.S.televisionshow
Inmatrimony,tohesitateissometimestobesaved.
——SamuelButler
Ifvarietyisthespiceoflife,marriageisthebigcanofleftoverSpam.
——JohnnyCarson
Ifyouareafraidofloneliness,don'tmarry.
——Chekhov
Marriageisanadventure,likegoingtowar.
——G.K.Chesterton
ThemosthappymarriageIcanimaginetomyselfwouldbetheunionofadeafmantoablindwoman.
——S.T.Coleridge
Marriageislikeabankaccount.Youputitin,youtakeitout,youloseinterest.
——IrwinCorey
I'vesometimesthoughtofmarrying,andthenI'vethoughtagain.
——NoelCoward
Marriageisamatterofgiveandtake,butsofarIhaven'tbeenabletofindanybodywho'lltakewhatIhavetogive.
——CassDaley
I'dmarryagainifIfoundamanwhohad15millionandwouldsignoverhalfofittomebeforethemarriageandguaranteehe'dbedeadwithinayear.
——BetteDavis
Keepyoureyeswideopenbeforemarriage,andhalfshutafterwards.
——BenjaminFranklin
Wherethereismarriagewithoutlove,therewillbelovewithoutmarriage.
——BenjaminFranklin
Loveisthedawnofmarriage,andmarriageisthesunsetoflove.
——Frenchsaying
Amanisincompleteuntilheismarried.Afterthat,heisfinished.
——ZsaZsaGabor
I'manexcellenthousekeeper.EverytimeIgetadivorce,Ikeepthehouse.
——ZsaZsaGabor
Loveisanidealthing,marriagearealthing;aconfusionoftherealwiththeidealnevergoesunpunished.
——JohannWolfgangvonGoethe
Thankheaven.Abachelor'slifeisnolifeforasingleman.
——SamuelGoldwyn,immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer,whentoldhissonwasgettingmarried
Loveisblindandmarriageistheinstitutionfortheblind.
——JamesGraham
Idon'tthinkI'llgetmarriedagain.I'lljustfindawomanIdon'tlikeandgiveherahouse.
——LewisGrizzard
Marriageisagreatinstitution,butwhowantstoliveinaninstitution?
——MarxGroucho,thefilm“AnimalCrackers”
Ifyouwanttosacrificetheadmirationofmanymenforthecriticismofone,goahead,getmarried.
——KatharineHepburn
Bigamyisonewayofavoidingthepainfulpublicityofdivorceandtheexpenseofalimony.
——OliverHerford
Weddingisdestiny,andhanginglikewise.
——JohnHeywood
Itisamazingathowsmallapricemaytheweddingringbeplaceduponaworthlesshand;but,bythebeautyofourlaw,whatheapsofgoldareindispensabletotakeitoff!
——DouglasJerold,1858
Marriagehasmanypains,butcelibacyhasnopleasures.
——SamuelJohnson
Idon'tworryaboutterrorism.Iwasmarriedfortwoyears.
——SamKinison
Marriageisalottery,butyoucan'ttearupyourticketifyoulose.
——F.M.Knowles
Manyamaninlovewithadimplemakesthemistakeofmarryingthewholegirl.
——StephenLeacock
Ihavecometotheconclusionneveragaintothinkofmarrying,andforthisreason,Icanneverbesatisfiedwithanyonewhowouldbeblockheadenoughtohaveme.
——AbrahamLincoln,inalettertoMrs.O.H.Browning,April1,1838
IbelongtoBridegroomsAnonymous.WheneverIfeellikegettingmarried,theysendoveraladyinahousecoatandhaircurlerstoburnmytoastforme.
——DickMartin
Iwasmarriedbyajudge.Ishouldhaveaskedforajury.
——GrouchoMarx
Politicsdoesn'tmakestrangebedfellows,marriagedoes.
——GrouchoMarx
EightypercentofmarriedmencheatinAmerica.TherestcheatinEurope.
——JackieMason
There'sawayoftransferringfundsthatisevenfasterthanelectronicbanking.It'scalledmarriage.
——JamesHoltMcGavran
Marriagewasallawoman'sideaandforman'sacceptanceoftheprettyyoke,itbecomesustobegrateful.
⏹PhyllisMcGinley
Marriageislikeacage;oneseesthebirdsoutsidedesperatetogetin,andthoseinsidedesperatetogetout.
——MicheldeMontaigne
Tokeepyourmarriagebrimming,withloveintheweddingcup,wheneveryou'rewrong,admitit;wheneveryou'reright,shutup.
——OgdenNash
Nowomanmarriesformoney;theyareallcleverenough,beforemarryingamillionaire,tofallinlovewithhimfirst.
——CesarePavese
Itdoesn'tmuchsignifywhomonemarries,foroneissuretofindoutnextmorningitwassomeoneelse.
——Rogers
Iguesstheonlywaytostopdivorceistostopmarriage.
——WillRogers
Beforemarriage,amanwilllieawakeallnightthinkingaboutsomethingyousaid;aftermarriage,he'llfallasleepbeforeyoufinishsayingit.
——HelenRoland
Inoldentimes,sacrificesweremadeatthealtar,apracticewhichisstillverymuchpracticed.
——HelenRowland
Whenagirlmarries,sheexchangestheattentionsofmanymenfortheinattentionofone.
——HelenRowland
Whenyouseewhatsomegirlsmarry,yourealizehowtheymusthatetoworkforaliving.
——HelenRowland
Ithinkmenwhohaveapiercedeararebetterpreparedformarriage.They'veexperiencedpainandboughtjewelry.
——RitaRudner
Tomarryistohalveyourrightsanddoubleyourduties.
——ArthurSchopenhauer
Nevermarryformoney.Ye'llborrowitcheaper.
——ScottishProverb
Itismostunwiseforpeopleinlovetomarry.
——GeorgeBernardShaw
Marriageispopularbecauseitcombinesthemaximumoftemptationwiththemaximumofopportunity.
——GeorgeBernardShaw
Moralityconsistsinsuspectingotherpeopleofnotbeinglegallymarried.
——GeorgeBernardShaw
Onecardinalruleofmarriageshouldneverbeforgotten:
“Givelittle,giveseldom,andaboveall,givegrudgingly.”Otherwise,whatcouldhavebeenapropermarriagecouldbecomeanorgyofsexuallust.
——RuthSmythers,Marriageadviceforwomen,1894
Marriage:
Aceremonyinwhichringsareputonthefingeroftheladyandthroughthenoseofthegentleman.
——HerbertSpencer
Someofusarebecomingthemenwewantedtomarry.
——GloriaSteinem
Loveisblind——marriageistheeye-opener.
——PaulineThomason
Marriageisn'taword……it'sasentence.
——KingVidor,inthe1928film,TheCrawl
Here'satoasttoyournewbridewhohaseverythingagirlcouldwantinherlife,exceptforgoodtasteinmen!
——WeddingToast
Marriageisagreatinstitution,butI'mnotreadyforaninstitution.
——MaeWest
Longengagementsgivepeopletheopportunityoffindingouteachother'scharacterbeforemarriage,whichisneveradvisable.
——OscarWilde
Marriageistheonesubjectonwhichallwomenagreeandallmendisagree.
——OscarWilde
Menmarrybecausetheyaretired,womenbecausetheyarecurious;botharedisappointed.
——OscarWilde
Marriageisalotteryinwhichmenstaketheirlibertyandwomentheirhappiness.
——MadamedeRieux
Loveisasweetdreammarriageisanalarmclock...
1.Marriageisnotaword.It'sasentence(alifesentence).
2.Marriageislove.Loveisblind.Thereforemarriageisaninstitutionfortheblind.
3.MarriageisaninstitutioninwhichamanloseshisbachelorsDegreeandthewomangetshermasters.
4.Marriageisathreeringcircus:
engagementring,weddingringandsuffering.
5.Marriedlifeisfullofexcitementandfrustration:
Inthefirstyearofmarriage,themanspeaksandthewomanlistens.Inthesecondyear,thewomanspeaksandthemanlistens.Inthethirdyear,theybothspeakandtheNEIGHBORlistens.
6.Gettingmarriedisverymuchlikegoingtoarestaurantwithfriends.Youorderwhatyouwant,andwhenyouseewhattheotherpersonhas,youwishyouhadorderedthatinstead.
7.Therewasthismanwhomutteredafewwordsinthechurchandfoundhimselfmarr
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