生活大爆炸第11季第20集字幕对白纯英文看电影学英语打印word版.docx
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生活大爆炸第11季第20集字幕对白纯英文看电影学英语打印word版
IfBruceBanner'sdrivingarentalcar
andturnsintotheHulk,doyouthinkhe'scovered,
ordoesheneedtoaddtheHulkasanadditionaldriver?
Youreallyneedagirlfriend.
Mailman'shere!
Aw.Rememberwhenheusedtogetatexcitedtoseeus?
DoyouhaveanymailforDr.SheldonCooper?
Ido,butIcan'thanditrighttoyou--
Ihavetoputitinthebox.
AndthatiswhatseparatestheU.S.PostalService
fromthosehippiesatFedEx.
Oh,goody!
Whatissoexciting?
It'saletterfromDr.Wolcott.
We'vebeencorrespondingaboutmystringtheoryresearch.
Wait.RobertWolcott?
LikeWolcott'sTheoremWolcott?
Theverysame.
Didn'thegocrazyandcutoffallcontactwithpeople?
Yeah,hewasdrivenmadbyafriend
whokeptwantingtotalkabouttheHulk'scarinsurance!
Oh.He'sinvitedmetohiscabinfortheweekend,
todiscussabreakthroughhe'shad.
-Hiscabin?
-Yes.Helivesoffthegrid,
upinthemountains.
Soyou'regonnagotothemiddleofnowhere
andspendtheweekendwithacrazymanyou'venevermet?
Yes.Why?
Noreason.Havefun.
Oh,niceone.
Hey,Penny,that'swhatyousoundlikewhenyouread.
-Hey!
-What?
Hesaidit.
Sheldon,whatareyoudoing?
IamdecodingDr.Wolcott'sletter
usingthisbookasthekey.
Aren'tconversationsmorefunwhenthey'reincode?
Yes.ButI'musingacodewhere"Yes"means"No."
Oh.Igotit!
He'sgivenmedirectionstohiscabin.
Heseemsalittleparanoid.
Heisnotparanoid.
-Whatareyoudoing?
-Followinghisinstructions.
Leonard,youarenotlettingSheldongoalonethisweekend.
Iamagrownman--Idon'tneedsomebodytochaperoneme.
Ijustneedhimtodropmeoff,pickmeup,
andpackmeasacklunch.
Don'tlookatme.
Whenthemusicstopped,youwereholdingSheldon.
Amycan'ttakehim--it'sherbachelorettepartythisweekend.
Yes,itis--
becauseI'mgettingmarried!
Areyougonnabedoingthatallweekend?
Yes.Doyouknowwhy?
Becauseyou'regettingmarried!
Allright,Leonard,
lookslikeyou'redrivingme.
Butmaybeyoucoulddropmeatthebottomofthemountain.
IwanthimtothinkI'mcool.
That'sgreat,everyone'sgotweekendplans.
Amyhasherbacheloretteparty,
andSheldon'sgonnagotothewoodsandgethuntedforsport.
Yeah,assomeonewhohastotrackhimeverytime
hegetslostinIKEA,
IfeellikeI'dbereallygoodatthat.
Leonard,youcannotdrophimoff.
Youhavetostaywithhimandkeephimsafe.
-Howard,youhavetogoandkeepLeonardsafe.-Fine.
Igetit--andyouwantmetogoandkeepHowardsafe.
-Actually,I...-Uh,justsayyes,orhe'sgonnawant
tocometothebacheloretteparty.
Areyousureyou'regonnabeokaythisweekend?
Ofcourse.
No,I'mmuchmoreconcernedaboutyou.
Iknowhowyougalsbehavewhenthemenareaway.
Youdo?
I'vereadTheBacchaebyEuripides.
Drinkingwine,ridingpanthers...
Proofthatgirlshavegonewildforover2,500years.
Well,IwishIcouldsaynoneofthatisgonnahappen,
butPennyisplanningit,andsheisthereason
Iownthoseunderwearwithwritingacrossthebutt.
Well,justbecareful,
anduseprotection.
Whatdoyouthinkisgonnahappen?
Idon'tknow.Butit'sgoingtobesunny,
andyouburneasily.
It'llbefine.
I'msurethere'llbesomedrinkingandsomedancing,
andthenamailman'llprobablyshowup
andtakehisclothesoff...
Nicholasisgoingtotakehisclothesoff?
No,notourmailman.
Adancerpretendingtobeamailman.
Impersonatingafederalemployee?
Oh,where'stheafter-party,prison?
It'ssweetthatyou'reworriedaboutme.
Well,ofcourseI'mworriedaboutyou--
Iwantyoutobesafe.
AndIwantyoutobesafe.
Iwillbe.I'llhavemyfriendswithme.
Ifanythingshouldgowrong,Icanusethemashumanshields.
Formostofhumanhistory,
timewasbelievedtobeanobjectivepartofreality.
ButwiththecontributionsofImmanuelKant,
scienceandphilosophy...
WhenIsaidyoushouldmakeaplaylistfortheroadtrip,
Imeantmusic.
Thisisbetterthanmusic--
thisisalectureonnonlineartime.
Soundslikeit'sjustonregulartime.
Yes.ButIputitonshuffle.
Thisisnice.
Thefourofushaven'ttakenatriplikethis
sinceLeonard'sbachelorparty.
AndnowhereweareforSheldon's.
Yeah,uh,Leonard...
AsSheldon'sbestman,Ineedtoinformyou
thatthisisnotabachelorparty.
Andtellthemwhy.
Becauseyou'reatiresomescold.
No.It'sbecauseabachelorparty
istypicallyahedonisticblowout
wherenopleasuresoftheflesharedenied.
I'mnotinterestedinthat.
HowisthatnotexactlywhatIsaid?
Okay,now,
IpromisedSheldonthingsweren'tgonnagettoocrazytonight.
ShouldIbeworried?
Oh,justaboutwhoyou'remarrying.
Justcomeon.
Welcometoyour...
bacheloretteparty!
It'saquiltingbee!
Mybacheloretteparty'saquiltingbee!
Isn'titperfect?
Yeah,insteadofoiled-upstrippersandsextoys,
wethought:
whatdoesAmylike?
Amylikesthequiltingbee!
Well,thisplaceiscreepy.
Why?
Well,didyouseehisvegetablegarden?
HeirloomtomatoesinApril.
Creepy.
Okay,listen.
Dr.Wolcottisabrillianttopologist.
Weneedtosetsomegroundrulessothatyoudon'tembarrassme.
Nomagic.Nowhining.
You--justno.
Uh,howcomehegetstowhine?
Dr.Wolcott?
Dr.Wolcott?
Dr.Wolcott?
That'salotoflocks.
Mm.Thatwasalotofknocks--theyweremadeforeachother.
-Dr.Wolcott.-Dr.Cooper.
Uh,whoarethesepeople?
Oh,thesearemyfriends.Iwroteabouttheminmyletter.
Oh,letter?
Ididn'tgetaletter.
Well,that'sbecauseIjustsentitthismorning,youknow?
Soscoreoneforlineartime.
Well,um,Idon'tnormallyallowstrangersintomyhouse.
Butwhenyoudo,you-youletthemout,right?
Dr.Cooper,ifyoucanpromiseme
thesemenshareyourintellectandacademicrigor,
yeah,Isupposetheycanjoinus.
Youguysmightneedtowaitinthecar.
Well,letmeshowyouaround.
ThisisthechairwhereIdomostofmythinking,
mythinkingaboutwork.
Now,mythinkingaboutpeoplewhohavewrongedme,
Idooverthere.
I'vealwayssaidthatIshouldgetagrudgechair.
-Leonard,haveInotalwayssaidthat?
-Mm,youhave--
-butyouwereworriedyou'dspendtoomuchtimeinit.-Yeah.
Thatwasarealconcern.
Oh,myGod,thistomatoisamazing!
Icaneatitlikeanapple.
MysecretisIfertilizeitwithmyownmanure.
Thelookonyourface.
It'sasortofgrin.Youwanttoknowwhatkind?
So,Dr.Wolcott,
inyourletter,yousaidyouhadanewmathematicalapproach
thatwouldhelpmeconceptualizethedimensionsinstringtheory?
Uh,yes,yes,yes,yes.Butbeforewegetstarted,
Iamgoingtoneedtocollecteverybody'sphone.
Oh.Why?
Becausethey'relittlelisteningdevices,aren'tthey?
Yes,forpeopletospyonyouandstealyourwork.
Yeah,whathappenedtothegoodolddays
whereifsomeonewantedtostealyourwork,
theyhadtohireaprostitutetoseduceyou?
Whotoldyouaboutthat?
Justmakingajoke.
Yeah,it'snotfunnywhenithappens.
Allright,now,
you'reprobablygoingtowanttostartwiththisnotebookhere.
-Oh.Oh,my.-Hereweare.
nooffense,Dr.Wolcott,butI'mnotsurethismakesanysense.
That'sbecauseI'vewrittenitallbackwards.
You...Wow.
That's"Wow"backwards.
Hmm.Youknow...
-Istilldon'tgetit.-Well,plusthenumbersareletters
andthelettersarenumbers.Oh.
Ilovehim.
Areyouhavingfun?
Yeah.
Ijust,uh,finishedsewingthistoptobottom.
NowI'mgonnasewitsidetoside.
Paceyourself.
Somemoretea?
Oh,lovely.
Seriously?
Whatthehell?
-Huh?
-What?
Thisismybacheloretteparty,teaandquilts?
Well,yousaidyoudidn'twantanythingcrazy.
Yes,butIsaiditlike,"Idon'twantanythingcrazy."
WhichclearlymeansIwantedsomethingcrazy.
Imean,isthishowboringyouthinkIam?
Penny,sheaskedyouaquestion.
Ofcoursenot.
SoyouthoughtthatIwouldlikequilting?
-Well,don'tyou?
-OfcourseIlikequilting!
It'stheslowestwaytomakeablanket!
Butthisismybacheloretteparty!
It'ssupposedtobefunandwildandfullofbaddecisions.
Hey,wecanmakebaddecisions.
Shehadtwokidsback-to-backandIthoughtyou'dlikethis,
sowe'reofftoagoodstart.
Comeon,let'sgosomewherewecandobodyshots
-offshirtlessbartenders.-Yes.
Idon'tknow.Thatmightbetoomuch.
Allright,youknowwhat,
whydon'twestayhome,havealittlewine...
Whatareyounotgettingaboutthis?
!
Dr.Wolcott,yourworkontimeisrevolutionary.
Iwouldsaythankyou,
but,inmytheoryoftime,
you'vealreadycalledmyworkrevolutionary,
I'vealreadythankedyou,
andIhaterepeatingmyself,
solet'smoveon.
Waitaminute,are-areyousayingthattime
hasmultipledimensions,thesameasspace?
No.No,I'mnotsayingit--
themathissayingit.
ThoughitisthemaththatIinvented,
so,yes,IguessIamsayingit.
Youunderstandinganyofthis?
Ihaven'tunderstoodanythingsincepooptomato.
Mygoodness,
thisisincredible.
See,I-I'mjustnotseeingwherestringtheoryfitsintoallthis,
andthat'swhereIthinkthatyouandI
couldbeofhelptoeachother.
Thankyou.I'dbehonored.
Allright.Allowmetoshowyoumymostrecentjournal.
Sheldon'sright.
Thisguy,thisguy'sbrilliant.
Yeah,Imean,he'salittle...kooky,
butamindthatcanreconceptualizetime
probablyhasareasonforkeepingajar
oftoenailclippingsthatwejustdon'tunderstand.
Icouldspendmonthsupherejustgoingthroughhismath.
IthinkSheldonmight.
Great.Who'sgonnatellAmy
welostherfiancetoamadmaninthemountains?
Hey,Idrove.
Thisissoexciting.
Canwedoabodyshot?
I'vealwayswantedtodoabodyshot.
Also,w
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