摩登家庭 第3季第13集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语打印word版.docx
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Didyouseeit?
Doessheknow?
Thisisthelastthingsheneedstoday.
No!
BusydayattheDunphycompound.
Wehaveaweddingtonight,
andthisafternoon,ClaireisdebatingDuaneBailey
intheracefortowncouncil.
Andnowthe"WeeklySaver"says
thatsomevotersfindClaire--quote--
"Angryandunlikable."
Tothosevoters,Isay,
"Waittillsheseesthis."
Noonecanmentionittoher.
Wecan'thavesomeunscientificpoll
shakingClaire'sconfidence.
Phil...
-Whatpoll?
-Toolate.Sheknows.
Whotoldher?
-Whatisthis,awitchhunt?
-Oh,mygod.
Ihavetogo.
Well,Ijustdon'tthinkit'sabigdeal.
Imean,howmanypeoplereadthe"Weekly..."
-"Saver"?
-"Saver,"anyway?
22,000...ish.
Mycompanyadver--
usedtoadvertisewiththatnewspaper.
AndhowamIangryandunlikable?
CanItakethisone?
Iwouldn't.
Youseemangrynow.
Iamangry,atthatpoll.
Ithinkit'stheyelling.Iwouldtonedowntheyelling.
Honey,Idon'tyellfornoreason.
Youyelledatmyteacherforcallingme"special."
Honey,thatwasnotacompliment.
-Sweetheart,you'renotunlikable.-Thankyou.
Youjustseemunlikable.
Butifweworkonit,it'stotallyfixable.
How?
How,Phil?
Howarewegonna"Workonit"?
Firstofall,losethesnippyattitude.
AndIdon'tknow--maybewecouldhaveamockdebate.
Oh.Goodidea.
Thatway,momcanrehearseherviewsontheissues.
Yeah,andwecanpointoutallthelittlethings
shedoesthatturnpeopleoff.
Likethatlook.Iwouldlosethatlook.
Spooky,butbetter.
Allright.Thankyouverymuch.
Hey,Lily!
Comehere,honey!
Hi!
Doyouknowwhatthisis?
Abox.
-Containing?
-Shedoesn'tknow"containing."
Well,that'showshelearnsnewwords,byususingthem.
Or,that'showwelowerherself-esteem,
bybombardingherwithconfusingvocabulary.
What'stheboxcontaining?
Toldyou.
Okay.It'syourdress.
It'sfinallyhere!
It'severylittlegirl'sdream
tobeaflowergirlinawedding.
It'sLily'schancetoshine.
Iwasa3-timeringbearer.
It'slily'schancetoshine.
Pretty!
Oh,no,Cam--
Cam,she'sgonnalooklikelittlebopeep.
Orlittlebocheap.
Lookatthisfabric.It'salreadypilling.
Maybeitlookbetteron?
Youmeanturnedon?
No,itdoesnot--Cam!
Iloveit!
No,youdon't.
Oh,mygosh.Arewereallygonnaletherwearthis?
Youknowwhat?
Ifthebridewantstohaveatackywedding,
Shecanhaveatackywedding.
-Lilywillbethebrightspot.-Literally.
HearditassoonasIsaidit.
Stella!
Where'smygoodgirl?
Gloria,isstellaupthere?
No.ButIam.
Whydon'tyousay"hello"yourwifewhenyoucomehome?
Well,whydon'tyougreetmeatthedoor,waggingyourtail?
Stella,honey!
Whereareyou?
Stella!
Mybaby!
Stella,I'mcoming!
I'mcoming!
Youokay?
Youokay?
Whyareyouswimminginyourclothes?
BecauseI'mself-consciousaboutmybody.
Stellafellinthepool.
It'smyfault.Iletherout,
andthenIgotcaughtupinmycouponing.
Anycouponsforswimlessons?
'CauseStellaneedssome.
Seriously?
Mannyyouteachtoswim
bythrowinghiminthepool,
butthedoggetsswimminglessons?
Igottasay,itwasunpleasantbuteffective.
WehavetoteachStellahowtoswim.
Otherwise,shecoulddrown.
Whydon'tyouteachhernottojumpinthepool?
Shedidn'tjumpinthepool.Shefellinthepool.
Why,suddenly,wouldshejumpinthepool
whenshedoesn'tknowhowtoswim?
Whydoesshebarkatthevacuum?
It'sathing.Itisnevergoingtoplaywithyou.
AreyousayingthatStellaisstupid?
Areyoucoveringherears?
Let'shavealittlecompassion.
She'sprobablystilltraumatizedfromhernear-deathexperience.
Again?
What'shappening?
!
Ay,no!
Welcome,candidates.Mrs.Dunphy...
Thankyouforhavingme.
AndcouncilmanBailey.
Gosh,thankyousomuch,Alex.
I'mdeeplyhonoredtobehere,
andIremain,asever,ahumbleservant
tothegreatestlittletown
inthegreatestdarn--
Eye-rolling.
Playfuleyerolling.
Howdowe,asvoters,knowit'splayful?
Iwouldavoidit.
Okay.Noeyerolling.
Anddon'tpurseyourlipslikethat.
Itmakesyoulookannoyed.
Anddon'ttouchyourface.
Yeah,nofacetouching.Seemsnervous.
Someofthisissubjective.
-What?
Whatnow?
-Anger.
Itlookslikeyou'rescoldingus.
Iwillkeepmyhandsatmysides.
Notonyourhips.You'renotsuperman.
Canwegetstarted?
Wehaven'tstarted?
I'vepreparedsomequestions.
Oh,goody!
Actualquestions.
-Honk.Sarcasm.-Justgo.
Okay,Mrs.Dunphy,
whyareyourunningforlocaloffice?
Okay,that's,um,that'sgood.
I...um,I--
Mom,youreallyshouldn'tstutter
overabasicquestionlikethat.
Youshouldatleastknowwhyyou'rerunning.
Ithoughtthemoderatorwassupposedtobeobjective.
Notifshe'stheonlyoneintheroom
whohasactualdebateexperience.
Nowwhyareyourunning?
Isawtheneedforastopsignin--
Liar!
Phil!
I-Ijustthinkyoushouldbereadyforanything.
Isawtheneedforas--
What?
Sorry.Accidentalbuzz.
Isawtheneedforastopsigninmyneighborhood,
andalthoughIcollectedthenecessarysignatures
anddidthepaperwork,Ifoundlocalgovernment
tobeentirelyunhelpful--
-When--what?
-Toolong.I'mbored.
Yeah,nextquestion.IfeellikeI'minschool.
Somesaythepoliticalsystemisboggeddown
byideologicalhard-liners
unwillingtocompromise.
Howwouldyourespondtothat,councilmanBailey?
Iwouldliketousemylifeline.
I'lltakethis.
Ifelected,Iwouldconsiderallperspectives,
andIwouldnotignoreopposingviewpoints.
Helicopter.Justkeepgoing.
Iwouldconsiderallperspectives,
-andIwouldn'tignoreopposing---Yousuck!
Luke!
Youhavetobereadyforhecklers.
He'sright.
Okay.I'mdoingover.Nobuzzing.
Ifelected,I--
-What?
-Tooclosetothemic.
Phil,it'sahairbrush.
Okay.
Ifelected,Iwouldconsiderallopinions
andnotignorethoseoftheopposition,
ascouncilmanBaileyhasdoneforsixterms.
What?
Thatwasagreatanswer.
Well,Icouldn'thearit
becauseyouwereshowingmethebadsideofyourface.
Ihaveabadside?
-Yeah,theleft.-No.It'stheright.
Uh,dad,it'stotallytheleft.Imean,lookatit.
Sweetheart,whydoyouthinkIchosemysideofthebed?
Okay!
Okay.Thankyou.
Thankyou,family.Thishasbeensuper-duperhelpful.
Hands,lips,sarcasm,eye-rolling,
wrongsideoftheface.
Oh,yeah.NowIseeit.
Yep.
She'sready.
Andit'sthis,
andit'sthis.
Notthis,
butthis.
-Okay.Okay,that'sgood,Cam.-Andthis.
Save--let'ssavesomepetalsforLily,allright?
Okay.Let'sdoitoverhere,sweetheart.
-Rightoverhere.-Okay.
Thereyougo.Oh,likeyou'recomingdowntheaisle!
Nottoomanyatonce.That'sgood.
Okay.You'redoinggreat,lil.
Oh,sheis,isn'tshe?
Forgetthebride.Alltheeyesaregonnabeonher.
Icannotbelieveyoulaughed!
Iamsorry.ButyouknowIhavetwoweaknesses--
childrencursingandoldpeoplerapping.
Cam,wehavetotellherit'sabadword.
No.Thatjustgivesitmorepower.
Thelesswemakeofit,thebetter.
Let'sjustpretendlikeitneverhappened.
Okay.Yeah,maybeit--maybeitdidn't.
Maybewe--maybewemisheard.
Yeah.Maybeshesaid"Truck."
Or--or"Duck."
Or"Luck."Shecouldhavesaid"Yuck."
Daddy,canIhavesomeicecream?
No,honey,ifyou'rehungry,youcanhavesomefruit.
Fruit?
.
Ihavetwochildren.
Phil?
Phil,isthistelevised?
Ididn'ttellyoubecauseIdidn'twanttomakeyounervous.
Greatplan.Reallygoodplan.
Throwmeforacurveballatthelastminute.
Mom,chill.It'sjustpublicaccess.
Mydebateteam'sonpublicaccess,
andtheonlypeoplewhowatchmeareyouguys.
Yep.Allthetime.
Somaybenobodywillseethis?
No.Wewantpeopletoseethis.
That'showyouwinelections.That'sthewholepoint.
Thenmomshoulddosomethingsocrazyandstupid.
-Itgoesviral.-Mom,pleasedon'tgoviral.
Okay.I'lladdthattomylistofthingsnottodo--
Don'ttouchmyface,don'trollmyeyes,
don'tpointmyfingers,
anddefinitelydon'tgoviral.
Doanyofyoustillbelieveinme?
Ofcoursewedo.We'reonyourside.
Therightside.
Nottheleft.
Let'sgrabaseat.
Right.Left.
Okay.Mom,justbeconfident.
Basedonwhat?
Ijustlostadebateinmylivingroom,
andpeoplethinkI'munlikable.
That'sjustthewordmenuseforpowerfulwomen
becausetheyfeelthreatened.
Sojustforgeteverythingelseandbeproudandpowerful.
Howdidyougetsosmart?
I'vealwaysassumedadoptionorbabyswitch.
Hey.Hey.Nokisses!
Proudandpowerful.
-Sorry.-Andnoapologizing.
Yes!
Shutupandgetinthere!
That'smorelikeit!
Yeah!
Oh,god.
Theresheis.
-Goget'em,Claire.-Thanks.
Don'tworry.We'regoingtocheerforyou
nomatterwhatyousay.
Oh,good.Moresupportfrommylovingfamily.
Honk.Sarcasm.
Why'dyoubringStella?
Shekeepsgettingoutandjumpinginthepool.
Wedon'twannatakeanychancesbecauseshecan'tswim.
Thenwhydoesshekeepjumpinginthepool?
I'vebeenthinkingaboutit.Igotatheory.
Shemightbesuicidal.
What?
That'scrazy.
There'snotsuchthingasdoggysuicide.
Hi.DuaneBailey.
Sorry.Icouldn'thelpbutoverhear.
Inadditiontobeingapublicservant,
I'malsoanaward-winningbreederofpuggles.
I'vewonthePuggly.Twice.
AndI'mafraidthatdoggysuicide
isalltooreal.
It'sjustthemainstreammediadoesn'treportonit,
'causeit'snotassexyasfelineA.I.D.S.
Stellaisnotsuicidal.She'sjust...estupid.
Well,thatmightbepartofyourproblem.
Shesensesyoudon'tlikeher.
Youhavenoidea.
Thisone'sbeenagainstthislittleangel
fromtheverybeginning.
Yeah,well,dogspickuponthat.
Youknow,they'reverysensitive.
Iliketocallthem,um...
Bottoml
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