经典美剧《老友记》第一季第十四集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx
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经典美剧《老友记》第一季第十四集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语
Tellingyou,Ross,shewantsyou.
Shebarelyknowsme.Wejustliveinthesamebuilding.
-Anycontact?
-Shelentmeanegg.
-You'rein!
-Right.
-Hey,Ross.-Hey!
Comeon.Ross,yougotgetbackinthegame.
TheRachelthingisn'thappening,
yourex-wife'salesbian....
Idon'tthinkweneedathird.
Excuseme.Couldwegetanegg,stillintheshell?
Anegg?
Yeah.Yougonnagouptoherandsay,
"Here'syoureggback,I'mreturningyouregg."
Ithinkit'swinning.
-It'sinsane.-She'llloveit.
-Thankyou.-Thankyou.Here.
Gowiththeegg,myfriend.
Go,go,go!
-Thinkit'llwork?
-Noway.It'ssuicide.
Theman'sgotanegg.
-Youcan'tdothis.-Dowhat?
Rogerwantstotakeherouttomorrownight.
No!
Pheebs,don'tyourememberwhyyoudumpedhim?
Becausehewascreepy.
Andmean.Andalittlefrightening.
Still,it'snicetohaveadateonValentine'sDay!
ButPhoebe,youcangooutwithacreepyguy
anynightoftheyear.
IknowIdo.
Whatareyouguysdoingtomorrownight?
Actuallytomorrownightkindofdependsonhowtonightgoes.
-Abouttonight-Don'tgeryourbailonme!
Theonlyreasonshe'sgoin'outwithme
isbecauseIsaidIcouldbringafriendforherfriend.
YesIknow,butherfriendsoundslikesucha...
Patheticmess.Iknow,but....
Comeon,man.She'sneedy,vulnerable.
I'mthinking....
Thanks.
Youhaven'tbeenoutwithawomansinceJanice.
You'redoingthis.
-Shesaidyes.-Waytogo,man!
-Stillgottheegg,huh?
-Yeah.
HowdoIlook?
Idon'tcare.
There'sLorraine.
Remember.Notrading.
Yougettheprettyone,Igetthemess.
Hi,Joey.
Well,well!
Lookwhatyoubrought!
Verynice.
Andwhatdidyoubring?
She'scheckinghercoat.
Joey,I'mgonnawashthecabsmelloffofmyhands.
Getmeawhitezinfandel,andaglassofredforJanice.
Janice?
Janice!
?
Oh...
...my...
...God!
Hey,it'sJanice!
Okay,I'mmakingabreakforit!
I'mgoingoutthroughthewindow.
No,no,no,I'vebeenwaitingfor,like,
forevertogooutwithLorraine.
-Justcalmdown.-Calmdown?
Yousetmeupwithawoman
I'vedumpedtwiceinthelastfivemonths!
Canyoustopyelling?
You'remakingmenervousand....
Ican'tgowhenI'mnervous.
I'msorry,you'reright.
Comeon!
Doit,doit!
Rogerwascreepy,
buthewasnothingcomparedtoPeteCarney.
-WhichoneisPeteCarney?
-PetetheWeeper.
Remebertheguythatusedtocryeverytimewehadsex?
"Wasitgoodforyou?
"
I'dtakecryinganydayoverHoward,the"Iwin"guy!
"Iwin!
Iwin!
"
Wewentoutfortwomonths.Ididn'twinonce.
Howdoweendupwiththesejerks?
-Wearegoodpeople!
-Idon'tknow.
We'resomekindofmagnets.
IknowIam.That'swhyIcan'twearadigitalwatch.
There'smorebeer,right?
Youknowmyfriendwhoshavesherhead?
Shesaystobreakthebadboyfriendcycle...
...youcandoacleansingritual.
Pheebs,thiswomanisvoluntarilybald.
Yeah.
Wecandoittomorrownight.
It'sValentine'sDay.It'sperfect.
Okay,whatkindofritual?
Wecanburnthestufftheygaveus.
Or...?
Orwecanchantanddancearoundnakedwithsticks.
Burning'sgood.
Youknow...
...eversinceIwaslittle,Icanpickupquarterswithmytoes.
Yeah?
Goodforyou.
Quartersorrollsofquarters?
Bytheway,Chandler,Icutyououtofallofmypictures.
Soifyouwant,Ihaveabagwithjustyourheads.
That'sokay.
Areyousure,really?
Becauseyoucouldmakelittlepuppetsoutofthem.
AndyoucouldusetheminyourTheaterofCruelty!
Wecan'tdothat!
What?
Whatcan'tyoudo?
CanItalktoyouforasecond?
Overthere?
Wemightbeleavingnow.
Tellmeit'syouandme"we."
Shewantstoslathermybodywithstuffandlickitoff.
I'mnotevensurewhatslatheringis!
ButIdefinitelywanttobeapartofit!
Okay,youcannotdothistome.
You'reright.I'msorry.
Canwehavethreechocolatemoussestogo,please?
I'moutofhere.
Here'smycreditcard.Dinner'sonme.
I'msorry,Chandler.
Ihopeshethrowsuponyou.
Thanks.
-So....-Justus.
Whatacrappynight!
Ihaveenjoyedthefact...
...thatyourshirt'sbeenstickingoutofyourzipper.
Excuseme.
Howyoudoing?
Sodowehavethebestfriends,orwhat?
Joey'snotafriend.He's...
...astupidmanwholeftushiscreditcard.
Anotherdrink?
Dessert?
Abig-screenTV?
-I'llhaveadrink.-Gotit.Goodwoman!
-Couldwegetabottleofyourmostoverpricedchampagne?
-Each.
That'sright,each.Andarobroy.
I'vealwayswantedtoknow.
HappyValentine'sDay!
Oh,Imissyoualready.
-Canyoubelievethishappened?
-No,no!
Andyetitdid.
-Goodbye,Janice.-Kissme!
Oh,Chandler.Sorry.
Oh,Chandler.Sorry!
-Hey,Janice.-Hi,Monica.
Well,thiswasveryspecial.
Rach,comeseewho'southere!
What'sgoingon?
Oh,myGod!
Janice!
Hi!
Janiceisgonnagoawaynow!
I'llberightback.
Joey!
Lookwhoitis!
Good.Joey'shome.
Thisissomuchfun!
Thisislikeareunioninthehall!
Ross,there'ssomeoneIwantyoutosayhito.
Hehappenedtocall.
Hi,Ross.That'sright,it'sme!
Howdidyouknow?
I'mjustsayingifdogsdoitsexperiencejetlag...
...becauseofthesevendogyearstoonehumanyearthing...
...whenadogfliesfromNewYorktoLosAngeles...
...hedoesn'tjustlosethreehours,helosesaweekandahalf.
That'sfunny!
Whoarethey?
Theblondismyex-wife.
Andthewomantouchingherisher...
...close,personalfriend.
Youmeanthey'relovers?
Ifyouwanttoputalabelonit.
-AnythingelseIshouldknow?
-Nope.That'sit.
Oh,andshe'spregnantwithmybaby.
Ialwaysforgetthatpart.
Nowweneedsagebranchesandthesacramentalwine.
AllIhadisoreganoandaFresca.
That'sokay!
Nowweneedthesemenofarighteousman.
Ok,Pheebs,youknowwhat?
Ifwehadthat,wewouldn'tbedoingtheritualinthefirstplace.
-Canwestartthrowingthingsin?
-Yeah,okay!
Okay.Barry'sletters.
AdamRitter'sboxershorts.
AndIhavethereceiptfrommydinnerwith....
-ApictureofScottyJarednaked!
-Letmesee!
-He'swearingasweater.-No.
Okay,andherewehavethelastofPaolo'sgrappa.
Wait,isn'titalmostpure
HowcanIdumpthiswomanonValentine'sDay?
Idon'tknow.YoudumpedheronNewYear's.
Inmynextlife,I'mcomingbackasatoiletbrush.
Hello,funnyvalentine!
Hi,justJanice.
Hello,Joey,ourlittlematchmaker.
Icouldjustkissyouallover,andI'mgonna.
Ifyoudon'tdoit,Iwill.
Soareyou,whatdoyouforaleaving?
Well,youknow,with..
Ohno.Ithoughtyousaidtheycouldshootthespotwithoutyou.
Ithoughttheycould.
-It'sValentine'sDay.-Iknow,butit'smyjob.
I'lltrytogetbackassoonasIcan.I'msorry.
I'mspendingmostofmytimeteachingscience...
...whichisfunnybecause,thatwasn'tevenmymajor.
Now,thatisfunny!
Doyouthinkitwouldbetooweird
ifIinvitedCarolovertojoinus?
Becauseshe'salonenow.Andpregnant.Andsad.
-Iguess.-Areyousure?
Carol!
-Wannajoinus?
-No,I'mfine.
Comeon.Thesepeoplewillscoochdown.
Youguyswillscooch,won'tyou?
Let'stryscooching!
Comeon!
-Comeon.-Thankyou.
IKristenRiggs,thisisCarolWillick.
Carol,Kristen.
-Howdoyoudo?
-Carolteachessixthgrade.
AndKristen....
Kristendoessomething...
...that,funnilyenough...
...wasn'tevenhermajor!
Whatdowegotthere?
Apieceofsikboxershorts.
Somegreetingcards.
Ahalf-charredpictureof....
Thatguy'shairierthanthechief!
It'sareallyfunnystoryhowthishappened.
It'sallright.It'sallright.Youdon'thavetoexplain.
Thisisn'tthefirstboyfriendbonfirewe'veseengetoutofcontrol.
-Youarethethirdonetonight.-Really?
Valentine'sisourbusiestnightoftheyear.
-Ibroughtyousomething.-Isitloaded?
Oh,littlecandyhearts.
"ChanandJanForever."
Ihadthemmadespecial.
Okay,Janice.
Hey,Janice.
There'snowaytotellyouthis.
Atleast,there'snonewway.
Ijustdon'tthinkthingsaregonnaworkout.
That'sfine.
Itis?
BecauseIknowthatthisisn'ttheend.
Yousee,actually,itis.
No,itisn't,becauseyouwon'tletthathappen.
Don'tyouknowityet?
Youloveme,ChandlerBing!
Oh,no,Idon't.
Thenaskyourselfthis.Whydowekeependinguptogether?
NewYear's,whoinvitedwho?
Valentine's,whoaskedwhointobed?
-Idid,but-Youseekmeout!
Somethingdeepinyoursoulcallsouttomelikeafoghorn!
Janice!
Janice!
Youwantme.Youneedme.
Youcan'tlivewithoutme.Andyouknowit.
Youjustdon'tknowyouknowit.
See?
Callme!
It'snottrue.Inevercalledyourmotherawolverine.
Youdidso,Iswearto
Howlonghasshebeeninthebathroom?
Sheisn'tinthebathroom.Hercoat'sgone.
Well,maybeit'scoldinthere.
MaybeIscrewedupmyfirstdateinnineyears.
-Thatcouldbeit.-Oh,God.
Youknow,thisisstillprettyhot.
Mushroom.
Smile.
Theywon'tallbelikethis.
Somemightstaythroughdinner.
-I'msorry.That'snotfunny.-It'sjust....
Youknowthewhole"getonwithyourlife"thing?
Well,doIhaveto?
I'msittingherewiththiscutewoman...
...andshe'sperfectlynice,butthat...
...that'sit.
ThenI'mheretalkingtoyou,andit'seasyandit'sfun.
AndIdon'thaveto....
-Iknow.-Youknow?
Here'sawackythought.
Let'ssayyouandIgiveitanothershot.
Iknowwhatyou'regonnasay.You'realesbian.
Butwhatdoyousaywejustputthatasidefornow.
Let'sjuststickapininit.
Becausewe'regreattogether.Youcan'tdenyit.
Besides,you'recarryingmybaby.
-Imean,howperfectisthat?
-Ross
Youkeepsayingthat,
butthere'ssomethingrighthere.Iloveyou.
Iloveyoutoo.
-But-No"but."
Youknowthatthingweputoverherewiththepininit?
It'stimetotakethepinout.
Yo
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