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博物馆之夜2
Whatifthiswasyourhouse?
Power'sout.Lightsaredead
Yourlittleonesintheirbunkbeddownthehall,cryingout…
Mommy!
Daddy!
Comequick!
I'mscared!
-Youneedtogetthere,andfast.-Coming,honey!
Daddy'scoming!
You'llneedaweapon.Butfirst,you'llneedaflashlight
Butyou'reinthedark!
Whatareyougonnado?
Howareyougonnafindit?
l'lltellyouhow
TheGlow-in-the-DarkFlashlight!
That'sright,folks!
I'mLarryDaleyofDaleyDevices
andwe'regonnaspendthenextpaid-programingblock
rockingyourworld
AndIbroughtalongafriendtodoit.GeorgeForeman,ladiesandgentlemen!
Fantastic,Larry,fantastic!
Isn'thefantastic,America?
But,seriously,isn'tittruethatjusttwoyearsago
youwereworkingasanightguardatsomedustymuseum?
Thatistrue,two-timeworldheavyweightchampGeorgeForeman
IwasjustaregularJoewithaflashlightandadream
YoumeanaregularLarry
Butwhat'snojokeisyou'reCEOofDaleyDevices
creatorofsuchindispensableitemsastheSuperBigDogBone!
-Youlikethatone?
-TheUnlosableKeyRing!
Oh,yeah,thatlittlechestnut!
Andnowyourlatestbreakthrough…Sayitwithme,America!
TheGlow-in-the-DarkFlashlight!
Whateverthehouseholdcrisis,thisisDaleyDevices.CanIhelpyou?
Gina,givethisbacktoStewart.Idon'ttrusthismath,okay?
#NAME?
Lar!
Hugenews!
WegottheWal-Martmeeting
#NAME?
Okay,allright.Wegotalotofworktodo
Well,okay,didyoujusthearmesay"Wal"and"Mart"together?
Yeah!
Iknow,it'shuge
Sojusttakeasecondtobehappyaboutit
Allright
You'retotallymakingfunofme
No,let'sholdoffonthevictoryparadetillweclose,okay?
Yougotit
-Andwhendoeshewanttomeet?
-TheywantFridaymorning,10:
00a.m
Okay,then,youknowwhat?
Cancelthatpitch
fortheelectricsawthingwiththepropeller,allright?
#NAME?
-Justthis.-Mydaughter'sbirthday,canceled!
Youcangohome.I'mgonnabeprettylate,okay
Okay,boss
Hello!
Excuseme!
Unauthorizedpersonnel!
Ifitisn'tourveryownMr.SuccessStory
Comeforoneofyournostalgiatours?
Ihaven'tseenyouforafewmonths
Yeah,I'vebeenbusy.What'sgoingonhere?
Progress,sotheytellme
Thefuture.Behold,NaturalHistory,version2.0
WelcometoTheMuseumofNaturalHistory,wherehistorycomestolife!
Stepup,askyourquestion
Thenletthenextlittleboyorgirlhavetheirturn
Okay,wherewereyouborn?
RighthereinNewYorkCity,onTwentiethStreet
October27th,theyearofourLord1858
Blah,blah,blah.History,history.Learning,learning
ChangingAmerica,onechildatatime
That'sgreat.Soyou'readdingsomenewinteractiveexhibits?
No,Mr.Daley,notadding.Replacingtheoldexhibits
#NAME?
We'regettingridofallthisjunk.Thedioramas,thewaxworks
evensomeoftheshabbieranimals,likethisscrawnylittlemonkey
Youshouldbecareful.He'sacapuchin
It'samonkey
He'sararebreed.He'sacapuchin.He'snotjustamonkey
Monkey,then.Isaid"monkey".Whybespecific?
Whenyou'rethrowingawayamonkey,youdon'tneedtheLatinname
Areyouthrowinghimawayorareyoumovinghim?
Whatareyou,thePrimateGarbagePolice?
Letitgo,baby
#NAME?
I'mincharge.Meandtheboard
Mainlytheboard
Anyway,whydoyoucare?
No,it'sjustthatpeoplelovethisstuff
People,Mr.Daley,love"What'snext?
"
Youshouldknowthat.Youleft
Mysituationchanged.Mybusinesstookoff…
Yeah,youbecameasuccess.SowouldI,ifIwasanightguard
Sowherearetheseguysgoing?
Deepstorage.FederalArchives
-Where'sthat?
-Washington,D.C
TheSmithsonian
There'sgottobesomethingthatwecando
It'sdone!
Theyleavetomorrowmorning.It'sover
Hey,buddy,howyoudoing?
Howyoudoingwithallthis?
Youwantwhat'sinhere?
YouthinkIgotsomethingforyou?
YouthinkIgotalittlerope?
Thinkyou'restrongerthanme,huh?
Isthatallyougot,huh?
Lawrence!
Goodtoseeyou,lad!
Yeah,youtoo,Teddy
TheGuardianofBrooklynhasreturned!
Hey,Ahk.Look,McPheetoldmewhat'sgoingonaroundhere
#NAME?
Alothastranspired,Lawrence,sinceyourlastvisit.Onewouldsaythat…
#NAME?
Hey,Bocephus!
Littlehelpoverhere!
Hey
Hey,fellas.Howyoudoing?
Well,lookeehere
Ifitain'tMr.Big-in-the-Britcheshimself
comebackjustintimetoseeusoff!
Yeah,Jed,Iheard.Look,Idon'tevenknowhowthishappened
Yeah.Yeah,realmysteryhowthishappened
Maybetheanswer'sonthatmagicbuzzingboxthereinyourhand!
Youweren'there,Gigantor!
That'showithappened!
Ain'tnomystery!
Thefactis,Larry,there'snooneelseheretospeakonourbehalf
duringbusinesshours
None,none,dum-dum
Hey,guys!
It'sokay!
I'llcalltheboardinthemorning,allright?
IgotsomepulInow
I'llhandlethis.We'regonnabeokayhere
We?
Didyouhearthat?
YouhearDaydreamJohnny?
Thereain'tbeena"we"eversinceyouputusonthe"paynomind"list
Andthat'sacoldplacetobe,boy
Larry,what'sdoneisdone
EventhegloryofRomehadtocometoanend
Wouldyoupleasenotlookdramaticallyoffintothemiddledistance
whenyousaythat?
Itmakesmefeelworse
Idon'tknowwhatyou'retalkingabout
Whereareyoulooking?
Whereareyoulooking?
I'moverhere
Justabitofwall
Look,guys,maybeitwon'tbesobad
Yes,youmakeagoodpoint
ButthisistheSmithsonianwe'retalkingabouthere
Dexter,youdon'tknowthat
You'remissingthepoint,Gigantor!
They'reshippingusout!
Larry,Iknowyou'retryingtomakeusfeelbetter
Icanseethatyou'regenuinelyslightlybothered
butit'snevergoingtobethesame
Allofushere,together,inthisplace
Itain'tnevergonnabehome,boy
Jedediah,please!
Lawrence,theseareemotionaltimesforallofus
Butitisourlastnightasafamily
andIdon'twanttoseeitsquanderedinself-pity
Sowhowilljoinmeforonefinalstrollthroughthesehallowedhalls?
#NAME?
I'mjustgonnasquanderitinself-pity
Mydear,shallwe?
Safejourney,mylove
Hey,Dexter,wantsomehelpthere?
Hey,comeon,man.Nohardfeelings,allright?
It'sgonnabefine
It'salmostdawn,Lawrence
Yeah.So,where'syourcrate,Teddy?
Iwon'tbemakingthisjourney,Lawrence
Itseemsmyself,Rexy,andafewofthesignatureexhibits
willbestayingherefornow
Withoutthetablet?
Intruth,Lawrence
Ahkmenrah'stabletwillberemainingherewithhim
What?
They'regoingwithoutthetablet,myfriend
I'mafraidthisnightistheirlast
Youdidn'ttellthem
Sometimesit'smorenobletotellasmallliethandeliverapainfultruth
#NAME?
Andwhoknows?
Sometimesthegreatestchangebringsaboutevengreateropportunity
Lookatyou,Lawrence
Youleftthisplaceandcreatedquitealifeforyourself
Yeah,Iguessso
Ishouldhopeyou'ddomorethanguess,myfriend
You'reacaptainofindustry.Theworldatyourfingertips
Itseemstomeyouhaveeverythingyouwanted
Yeah,no,Iknow
No,youdon't.IfImay,lad
allowmetoofferyouonepieceofadvice
Thekeytohappiness,totruehappiness,is…
Hangononesec.Ijustgotta…
IgotthisJapanesedeal
No,okay,I'mturningthisoff.I'msorry
Thekeytohappiness?
I'llseeyou,Teddy
Sothey'regone?
There'snothingyoucando?
Iwishtherewas,man.I'mtellingyou,Itriedeverything
ItalkedtoMcPhee,Icalledtheboard,buttheyshippedthemoutthismorning
Thisisalotoffood,Dad
Yeah.Edfromwork'sgonnacomeby.IthoughtItoldyou
Wejusthavetogooveracoupleoflittleworkthings
-Soyou'reworkingtonight.-Iusedtoworkeverynight,remember?
Thatwaswhenyouhadthecoolestjobintheworld
Yeah,well,"cool"doesn'tpayforyourGuitarGodVlorwhatever
-Hello?
-Gigantor!
lt'sme,Jedediah!
-Hold!
Hold!
-Jed?
Neversurrender!
Jed,whatareyou…Howdidyoudialthephone?
Longstory!
Thatbrazenlittlemonkeystolethetablet
andnowwe'reinaworldofhurt,boy!
-What'sgoingon?
-Kahmunrah!
-Kahmunrah?
-Ahkmenrah'sbigbrother!
He'shere!
-Andtrustme,notafriendly!
-Never!
Irepeat,notafriendly!
-IsthatAttila,Jed?
-ldon'tknowhowmuchlonger
-wecanfightthemoff!
No!
-Jed?
Areyouokay?
-Letgoofme!
Help!
-Hey,Jed
-Letgo!
No,youletgoofme!
Help!
-Jed?
Whatwasthatabout?
Idon'tknow
Here,comeon.Gonnadropyouoffatyourmom's
-What'sgoingon,Dad?
-I'mgonnagofindout
Okay,buddy,McPheesaidtheFeder
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