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篇一:
绕口令,谜语,幽默与英语自学
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有一块寓学于嘻的天地往往为英语自学者所忽视。
这块天地就是发表在英语刊物边边角角里的英语绕口令、谜语和幽默。
任何语言大致都有三个层次:
语音、词汇和语法。
狭义而言,学习语言实际上就是要掌握语言的这三个层次。
而英语绕口令。
谜语和幽默对于英语的每个层次都有涉及,堪称英语自学者的良师益友。
许多同学在学习英语语音的时候,往往受方言的影响,发不准这个或那个音素。
要纠正这些发得不准的音,练习绕口令无疑是一种有趣并且有效的方法。
eg.sheselsseashellsontheseashore.eg.sixsillysleeperssleptsoftlyonsilksheets.绕口令是可以自编的,从词典中找出一些含有同音素的词来构成一句有趣的句子即成。
有些英语谜语也有助于我们掌握语音。
eg.whattwolettersmeannothing?
答案是mT。
mT的发音是,酷似empty的发音。
这则谜语不仅帮助我们学会并且记牢empty的发音,也可以加深我们对于失去爆破现象的理解。
能够说明词汇问题的谜语,幽默可谓俯抬皆是,给我们提供的帮助也是多方面的。
1.拼写:
whatisthesmallestroomintheworld?
答案是amushroom。
这则谜语帮助我们记住mushroom(蘑菇)的拼写,因为这单词有一部分是room。
A:
whichseven-letteredwordhasthree"u"sinit?
b:
Idontknow.butitmustbeunusual.b没猜着却说对了。
这种戏剧性的幽默会使我们记住unusual的拼写中有三个"u"。
2.同音异形词:
peter:
Tom,whydoyoupreferapeartoanapple?
Tom:
becauseittakestowapplestomakeapair(pear).
3.一词多义:
Teacher:
Tom,howmanystatesarethereintheus?
Tom:
Fifty.Teacher:
enumeratethem.Tom:
one,two,three,...enumerate既有"数、点"的意思,又有"枚举、列举"的意思。
4.习惯用法:
Teacher:
Jim,whycantweloseourheads?
Jim:
Ifweloseourheads,wewillhavenothingtoputourhatson.toloseoneshead当作成语用时,意思是"失去理智,惊慌失措",只有了解这一点,才能明白此中幽默所在。
谜语、幽默说明语法问题的也不乏其例。
例如:
Themother:
mydaughterhasbeenlearningpianolessonsunderyouforquitealongtime.whatdoyouthinkofherexecutionnow?
Thepianist:
Thatcouldbeanicethingtodo.
execution既有"演奏",又有"处死刑"的意思,而物主代词和它所限定的表示动作的名词之间既可以是主谓关系,也可以是动宾关系,因此,herexecution既可理解为"她的演奏",也可理解为"处她以死刑",显然,钢琴家理解的是后一种意思。
又如:
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willy:
IthoughtItoldyoutocomeaftersupper.milly:
ThatswhatIcomeafter.wiliy的本意是:
我想我是让你晚饭后再来的。
然而如果我们不把aftersupper看作状语,而将comeafter看作是表示"寻求"的词组,把supper看成这个动词词组的宾语,同样的一句话就会变为"我想我是让你来找晚饭吃"的意思。
显然,这里的幽默产生于对于句子结构的不同理解。
的确,英语绕口令、谜语、幽默对于英语自学的帮助是多方面的,充分地利用这块天地,寓学于嬉,定能收到事半功倍的效果。
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know.butitmustbeunusual.b没猜着却说对了。
这种戏剧性的幽默会使我们记住unusual的拼写中有三个"u"。
2.同音异形词:
peter:
Tom,whydoyoupreferapeartoanapple?
Tom:
becauseittakestowapplestomakeapair(pear).
3.一词多义:
Teacher:
Tom,howmanystatesarethereintheus?
Tom:
Fifty.Teacher:
enumeratethem.Tom:
one,two,three,...enumerate既有"数、点"的意思,又有"枚举、列举"的意思。
4.习惯用法:
Teacher:
Jim,whycantweloseourheads?
Jim:
Ifweloseourheads,wewillhavenothingtoputourhatson.toloseoneshead当作成语用时,意思是"失去理智,惊慌失措",只有了解这一点,才能明白此中幽默所在。
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谜语、幽默说明语法问题的也不乏其例。
例如:
Themother:
mydaughterhasbeenlearningpianolessonsunderyouforquitealongtime.whatdoyouthinkofherexecutionnow?
Thepianist:
Thatcouldbeanicethingtodo.
execution既有"演奏",又有"处死刑"的意思,而物主代词和它所限定的表示动作的名词之间既可以是主谓关系,也可以是动宾关系,因此,herexecution既可理解为"她的演奏",也可理解为"处她以死刑",显然,钢琴家理解的是后一种意思。
又如:
willy:
IthoughtItoldyoutocomeaftersupper.milly:
ThatswhatIcomeafter.wiliy的本意是:
我想我是让你晚饭后再来的。
然而如果我们不把aftersupper看作状语,而将comeafter看作是表示"寻求"的词组,把supper看成这个动词词组的宾语,同样的一句话就会变为"我想我是让你来找晚饭吃"的意思。
显然,这里的幽默产生于对于句子结构的不同理解。
的确,英语绕口令、谜语、幽默对于英语自学的帮助是多方面的,充分地利用这块天地,寓学于嬉,定能收到事半功倍的效果。
洛基英语是中国英语培训市场上的一朵奇葩,是全球已被验证的东方人英语学习的最佳模式。
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篇三:
英语谚语、绕口令及笑话链接
1.英语谚语大全
2.英语绕口令
A
Abigblackbugbitabigblackbear,madethebigblackbearbleedblood.
Abigblackbugbitabigblackbear.wheresthebigblackbearthebigblackbugbit?
Abitterbitingbitternbitabetterbrotherbittern,andthebitterbetterbitternbitthebitterbiterback.Andthebitterbittern,bitten,bythebetterbittenbittern,said:
"Imabitterbiterbit,alack!
"
Ablokesbackbikebrakeblockbroke.
Aboxofbiscuits,abatchofmixedbiscuits.
Afleaandaflyflewupinaflue.saidtheflea,"Letusfly!
"saidthefly,"Letusflee!
"sotheyflewthroughaflawintheflue.
Afleaandaflyweretrappedinaflue,andtheytriedtofleefortheirlife.Thefleasaidtothefly"Letsflee!
"andtheflysaidtotheflea"Letsfly!
"Finallyboththefleaandflymanagedtofleethroughaflawintheflue.
Alaurel-crownedclown!
Alustyladylovedalawyerandlongedtolurehimfromhislaboratory.
Anoisynoiseannoysanoyster.
Apleasantplacetoplaceaplaiceisaplacewhereaplaiceispleasedtobeplaced.
Askunksatonastumpandthunkthestumpstunk,butthestumpthunktheskunkstunk.
Atidytigertiedatietightertotidyhertinytail.
Atreetoadlovedashe-toadwholivedupinatree.hewasatwo-toedtreetoadbutathree-toedtoadwasshe.Thetwo-toedtreetoadtriedtowinthethree-toedshe-toadsheart,forthetwo-toedtreetoadlovedthegroundthatthethree-toedtreetoadtrod.butthetwo-toedtreetoadtriedinvain.he
couldntpleaseherwhim.Fromhertreetoadbowerwithherthree-toedpowertheshe-toadvetoedhim.
Atutorwhotootedaflutetriedtotutortwotooterstotoot.saidthetwototheirtutor,"Isithardertotootortotutortwotooterstotoot?
"
AllIwantisapropercupofcoffeemadeinapropercoppercoffeepot,youcanbelieveitornot,butIjustwantacupofcoffeeinapropercoffeepot.Tincoffeepotsorironcoffeepotsareofnousetome.IfIcanthaveapropercupofcoffeeinapropercoppercoffeepot,Illhaveacupoftea!
Amidstthemistsandcoldestfrosts,withstoutestwristsandloudestboasts,hethrustshisfistagainstthepostsandstillinsistsheseestheghosts.
Areouroarsoak?
AFinnishfishernamedFisherfailedtofishanyfishoneFridayafternoonandfinallyhefoundoutabigfissureinhisfishing-net.
Asnow-whiteswanswiftlytocatchaslowly-swimmingsnakeinalake.
Awriternamedwrightwasinstructinghislittlesonhowtowritewrightright.hesaid:
"Itisnotrighttowritewrightasrite---trytowritewrightaright!
"
Atalleasterngirlnamedshortlonglovedabigmr.Little.butLittle,thinkinglittleofshort,lovedalittlelassnamedLong.TobelittleLong.shortannouncedshewouldmarryLittlebeforelong.ThiscausedLittleshortlytomarryLong.Tomakealongstoryshort,didtallshortlovebigLittlelessbecauseLittlelovedlittleLongmore?
b
bettyandbobbroughtbackblueballoonsfromthebigbazaar.
bettybeatabitofbuttertomakeabetterbatter.
bettybetterbutterbradsbread.
blackbugsblood.
bradsbigblackbathbrushbroke.
brightblowsthebroomonthebrooksbarebrownbanks.
briskbravebrigadiersbrandishedbroadbrightblades,blunderbusses,andbludgeons-balancingthembadly.
bettybotterhadsomebutter,"but,"shesaid,"thisbuttersbitter.IfIbakethis
bitterbutter,itwouldmakemybatterbitter.butabitofbetterbutter--thatwouldmakemybatterbetter."
bobboughtabigbagofbunstobaitthebearsbabies.
billsbigbrotherisbuildingabeautifulbuildingbetweentwobigbrickblocks.
c.
canyouimagineanimaginarymenageriemanagerimaginingmanaginganimaginarymenagerie?
cedarshinglesshouldbeshavedandsaved.
cheapshiptrip.
cherylschillycheapchipshopsellscherylscheapchips.
chopshopsstockchops.
crispcrustscracklecrunchily.
D.
Diligencedismissethdespondency.
Dontpamperdampscamptrampsthatcampunderramplamps.
Doublebubblegumbubblesdouble.
Dustisadisksworstenemy.
e.
edhadeditedit.
F.
Flashmessage!
Fleefromfogtofightflufast.
FredfedTedbread,andTedfedFredbread.
Freshlyfriedfreshflesh.
Freshly-friedflyingfish.
FriendlyFrankflipsfineflapjacks.
Fuzzywuzzywasabear.Fuzzywuzzyhadnohair.Fuzzywuzzywasntfuzzy.washe?
g.
gertiesgreat-grandmagrewaghastatgertiesgrammar.
girlgargoyle,guygargoyle.
givemethegiftofagriptopsock:
adrip-drape,ship-shape,tip-topsock.givemr.snipaswifesknifeaswipe.
givepapaacupofpropercoffeeinacoppercoffeecup.
goodblood,badblood.
greekgrapes.
h.
hethrustshisfistsagainstthepostsandstillinsistsheseestheghosts.
howmuchwoodwouldawoodchuckchuckifawoodchuckcouldchuckwood?
hewouldchuck,hewould,asmuchashecould,andchuckasmuchwoodasawoodchuckwouldifawoodchuckcouldchuckwood.
I.
Iamnotthepheasantplucker,Imthepheasantpluckersmate.Iamonlypluckingpheasantscausethepheasantpluckersrunninglate.
Icannotbeartoseeabearbeardownuponahare.whenbareofhairhestripsthehare,RightthereIcry,"Forbear!
"
IcorrectlyrecollectRebeccamacgregorsreckoning.
IsawesaukissingKate.Isawesau,hesawme,andshesawIsawesau.Islitasheet,asheetIslit.upontheslittedsheet,Isit.
Ithoughtathought.butthethoughtIthoughtwasntthethoughtIthoughtIthought.
Iwishyouwereafishinmydish.
Ifstuchewsshoes,shouldstuchoosetheshoeshechews?
Ifyounoticethisnoticeyouwillnoticethatthisnoticeisnotworthnoticing.
Ifashipshapeshipshopstockssixshipshapeshop-soiledships,howmanyshipshapeshop-soiledshipswouldsixshipshapeshipshopsstock?
Irishwristwatch.
Isthereapleasantpeasantpresent?
Isthisyoursisterssixthzither,sir?
J.
Justthink,thatsphinxhasasphincterthatstinks!
K.
Knapsackstraps.
Knifeandafork,bottleandacork,thatisthewayyouspellnewYork.L.
LilyladleslittleLettyslentilsoup.
Listentothelocalyokelyodel.
Lovelylemonliniment.
m.
meetsircecilThistlethwaite,thecelebratedtheologicalstatistician.mix,missmix!
moosenoshingmuchmush.
mosessupposeshistoesesareroses,butmosessupposeserroneously.Formoses,heknowseshistoesesarentrosesasmosessupposeshistoesestobe!
mrs.smithsFishsauceshop.
mydamehathalametamecrane.mydamehathacranethatislame.
mr.cooksaidtoacook:
"Lookatthiscook-book.Itsverygood."sothecooktooktheadviceofmr.cookandboughtthebook.
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