619 The One With Joeys Fridge.docx
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619TheOneWithJoeysFridge
619TheOneWithJoey’sFridge
[Scene:
JoeyandnowRachel'sapartment,Joeyhasthefridgepulledoutawayfromthewallandisintheprocessofpullingoffthecoolinggratebehindit.]
Joey:
Wellthatthingisclearingintheway!
Allright.Ah-ha!
(Hegrabsascrewdriverandstartstoattackthecompressor,onlyhecausesasmallshortcircuitandshockshimself.)Ah-ah!
!
Damnfridge!
(Rachelentersfromhernewroom.)
Rachel:
HiJoey,howyadoin’?
Joey:
Great!
Roomie!
Rachel:
Huh,yeahIguessweareroommatesnow.
Joey:
Yeah!
Well,nowthatyoubroughtitup,ourfridgeisbroken.Wehavetogetanewone.Now,Icheckedaroundandyourhalfis$400.Thanksalot.
Rachel:
I’mnotpayingforhalfofthat!
I’monlystayinghereuntilmyapartmentgetsfixed.
Joey:
LookRach,myparentsboughtthisfridgejustafterIwasborn,okay?
Now,Ihaveneverhadaproblemwithit.Thenyoushowupanditbreaks!
Whatdoesthattellya’?
Rachel:
Thatrefrigeratorsdon’tliveaslongaspeople.
Joey:
Allright,nowyouknowthattheATMwillonlyletsyoutakeout300atatime,I’lltakeacheckfortheotherhundred.
Rachel:
You’rejokin’right?
Joey:
OfcourseI’mjokin’!
Idon’ttakechecks.
Rachel:
ThankGodyou’repretty.(Exits.)
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
CentralPerk,Joey,Chandler,Monica,andPhoebearethereasRachelenters.]
Rachel:
Hey!
All:
Hi!
Hey!
Rachel:
Doyouguysknowanycuteguys?
Chandler:
Well,ofcourseIdo!
MygoodfriendJoeyoverhere.(PatsJoey’sarm,JoeypatsChandler’sshoulder,andChandlermotionsforJoeytosaythesameabouthim.)
Joey:
Oh,I’msorry.ThankyouChandler.
Rachel:
Anyway,there’sthisbigcharityballthisweekendandRalphLaurenboughtatable,soIkindahavetogo…
Monica:
What’sthecharity?
Rachel:
Idon’tknow,somethingeithertreesordisease—Ralphmumblesalot.
Monica:
DoesRalphmumblewhenyou’renotpayingattention?
Rachel:
Yeah!
It’sweird.Butthethingisneedtofindadate.
Phoebe:
Well,whatkindofguyareyoulookingfor?
Rachel:
Well,someonethathashisowntux,orhastheabilitytorentatux.
Chandler:
Sohehastobeamalewhohasatleast$50.
Joey:
Ooh!
Soclose.
(RossandElizabethenter.)
Ross:
Heyeverybody!
All:
Hi!
Ross:
Heyuh,thisisElizabeth.
Elizabeth:
Ohhi!
All:
Hi!
Elizabeth:
I’mthestudent.
Chandler:
(laughs)Isn’tshecute?
(OnMonica’sdeathstare)No!
Phoebe:
Y’know,thisisprobablynoneofmybusiness,butweren’tyouguyssupposedtonotbeseeninpublictogether?
Elizabeth:
Oh,we’renottogether.
Ross:
Ohno-no-no,we’rejusttwopeoplewhohappentorunintoeachotherhereatthecoffeehouse.(Hewinksather.)
Phoebe:
Oh,sly.
Elizabeth:
Well,Ireallywantedtomeetyouguys,butIhavetorun.I’llseeyoulater?
All:
Okay!
Elizabeth:
ByeRoss.
Ross:
Bye.
(Theykiss.)
Elizabeth:
Oops!
Ididnotmeantorunintoyoulikethatsir.
Ross:
Ohthatisquiteallrightma’am.(Elizabethexits.)
Chandler:
So,whyissheleaving?
Isitaschoolnightandshehasalotofhomeworktodo?
Ross:
Yes,hermolecularepidemiologypaperisduetomorrow.
Chandler:
Oh,tellhergoodluckwiththat.
Ross:
Anyoneelse?
Huh?
Bring‘emon!
Rachel:
Oo!
When’sherbirthday?
!
Ross:
Idon’tknowRachel,why?
Rachel:
Well,y’knowit’sjustbeensolongsinceI’vebeentoChuckieCheese.
Monica:
Oh,IlikeElizabeth.
Ross:
Wellthanks!
Monica:
Yeah.Infact,IlikehersomuchyoutellherIwantmycookiesearlythisyear!
Y’know,aboxofThinMintsandsomeTag-a-Longs.
Joey:
Hey-heycomeonyouguys,givehimabreak.Ross,seriously,how’sitgoingwithher?
Ross:
Well,actuallyit’sbeengreat.She’s20soshe’snotlookingforanythingtooserious,whichisperfectformerightnow.
Monica:
Wellthatisgreat.Andseriously,sheseemsverynice.
Ross:
Thanks.Iknowyouguysliketogivemeahardtimeandall,butitreallymeansalottomethatyoulikeher.Justknowingthatyouguysare…
Phoebe:
(interrupting)Okay,Igotagoodone.Okay,umm,whatisshe?
Like12?
[Scene:
Monica,Chandler,andPhoebe's,ChandlerissittingatthetableandMonicaisdoingsomethinginthekitchen.]
Monica:
Chandler,doyouthinkwetalkaboutourrelationshipenough?
Chandler:
Yeah.DowehaveanyFruitRoll-Ups?
Phoebe:
(entering)Hey!
Monica:
Hey!
Phoebe:
Okay,IjustthoughtoftheperfectguyforRacheltotaketoherthing.
Chandler:
Ohthat’ssofunnybecausewefoundsomeonetoo.
Phoebe:
Ohthat’sgood,Iguessshe’llhaveachoicebetweenmyguyandyourweirdo.
Chandler:
Whywouldourguybeaweirdo?
Phoebe:
‘Causethat’sjustyourtaste.
Monica:
(laughssarcastically)Rachelisnotgoingtopickyourstupidguy.
Phoebe:
Ohyeah?
Monica:
Yeah!
Phoebe:
Myguyisalawyerwhohasvolunteerwork.And,hehasoneofthese(Shesqueezestheskinonherchintogethertoform…)
Chandler:
Afaceass?
Phoebe:
Achindimple!
Monica:
Well,uhy’know,ourguyworkswithChandlerandhe’sreallyniceandsmartandhe’sagreatdresser!
Phoebe:
Haveyouseenyourguy’sbody?
Chandler:
No,ourguyisjustafloatinghead.
Phoebe:
Wellmyguyisspectacular.Okay?
He’samassageclientandonetimeumm,whenhewasonthetable,Ilookedatit.AndImeanallofit.
Monica:
You’renotsupposedtolook!
Phoebe:
Ohyeah,liketherearepoliceforthat!
Chandler:
(horrified)Wait!
Youlook?
You-youmassagedme.
Phoebe:
Iknow.(Laughs.)
Monica:
Allrightfine,yourguymayhaveagreatbody,butourguyisreallyfunny.
Phoebe:
Oh,Chandlerfunny?
Monica:
Ourguy’sagreatdancer!
Phoebe:
Myguyiswellread.
Chandler:
Ourguyhasgreathair.
Phoebe:
Myguyhasgreatteeth!
Chandler:
Ourguysmellsincredible.
Monica:
(ToChandler)Doyouwantourguytobeyourguy?
[Scene:
JoeyandRachel'sapartment,ChandlerisenteringtofindJoeybingeingonthefoodfromthefridge.Joeyisn’tdoingallthatwell.]
Chandler:
Hey.
Joey:
Huh.
Chandler:
Well,you…don’tlookgoodJoe.
Joey:
Thefridgebroke.Ihavetoeateverything.Coldcuts,icecream,limes—Hey,whatwasinthatbrownjar?
Chandler:
That’sstillinthere?
!
Joey:
Notanymore.Soanyway,howdoyouwanttopayme?
Chandler:
Isthisaserviceyou’reprovidingme?
Joey:
No!
No!
No!
Formynewfridge—ournewfridge!
Chandler:
Ournewfridge?
Idon’tlivehereanymore.
Joey:
Sowhat?
Look,supposewewereadivorcedcouple.
Chandler:
Uh-huh.
Joey:
AndIgotcustodyofthekid,right?
Nowsupposethekiddiesand-andIgottabuyanewkid.
Chandler:
(notquitesurewhereJoey’sgoingandisalittleworried)Okay…
Joey:
(pause)Giveme$400!
[Scene:
Ross’soffice,he’sunlockinghisofficedoorasElizabethwalksup.]
Elizabeth:
ProfessorGeller?
Ross:
Hmm?
(TurnsaroundandseesthatitsElizabeth)Oh,astudentIdon’tknow.
Elizabeth:
IwaswonderingifIcouldtalktoyouforamoment?
Ross:
Yes,yesofcourse,what-whatwouldthisberegarding?
Elizabeth:
Makingoutinyouroffice.
Ross:
Shh!
(Laughsthencomposeshimself)Ofcourse,whydon’twegoinside?
(TheygoinsideandRossclosesthedoor.WhenheturnsaroundElizabethwalksuptohim,pusheshimbackagainstthedoor,andstartskissinghim.)
Ross:
Oh-ooh!
Elizabeth:
What?
Ross:
Doorknob!
Doorknob!
Elizabeth:
Oh!
Sorry!
Umm,Iactuallydoneedtotalktoyou.
Ross:
Oh,okay.What-whatabout?
Elizabeth:
Springvacation.
Ross:
Springvacation.
Elizabeth:
Yeah,wehavetimeoffandalotofpeoplearegoingontrips…
(Anotherprofessorbargesin.)
ProfessorFeesen:
ProfessorGeller!
Ross:
(quicklyjumpingawayfromElizabeth)Yes,professorFeesen-sen-stenlger…I’llbewithyouinonemoment.(ToElizabeth)So,IwilltakeoneboxoftheThinMints.(AndheushersElizabethoutoftheoffice.)
[Scene:
JoeyandRachel'sapartment,Ross,Chandler,andJoeyareentering.]
Ross:
Youdon’tunderstand!
Elizabethwasabouttoaskmetogoonatripwithher!
Isthattakingitslow?
!
No,I’mnotreadyforthis!
Okay?
What-whatdoItellher?
Chandler:
Justtellherthetruth!
Tellheryou’renotready.
Ross:
Icandothat.Oh-oh,whatifshegetsupset?
Chandler:
ThenyoudistractherwithaBarbiedoll.
Joey:
Or!
Youcanjust,y’know…(HewalksupclosetowhisperinRoss’searandwhenhegetstherehepushesRossintothefridge.)
Ross:
Whatthehellareyoudoing?
Joey:
What?
WhatthehellamIdoing?
Youjustbrokemyfridge!
Ross:
What?
!
What?
Howdoyou,howdoyouevenknowitsbroken?
!
Joey:
Oh-ho-ho,youthinkIdon’tknowwhatbreaksmyfridge?
Excuseme!
(Heopensthedoorandfeelsinside.)Wellwhatdoyouknow!
Broken!
That’llbe$400!
Chandler:
Joey,Isawyoupushhim!
Joey:
(pause)Youpushedhim!
Ross:
Joey,Ididnotbreakthis!
Okay?
(Heopensthefreezerandsmellsinsideandrecoilsindisgust.)Thathasbeenbrokenforawhile.
Joey:
Allright.Chandler,doyourememberhowItoldyouaboutourfridge?
Chandler:
Uh-huh.
Joey:
Istillhaven’tgottenacheckforyourhalfyet.
Ross:
Donotgivehimanymoney!
Joey:
I’mnottalkingtoyou!
Youbrokemyfridge!
[Scene:
Ross’soffice,he’sopeningthedoortoElizabeth.]
Elizabeth:
YouwantedtoseemeProfessorGeller?
Ross:
Yes.Yes!
Please,comein.
(Shedoesso,heclosesthedoor,andshepusheshimagainstthedoorknobagain.)
Ross:
Oo-oo!
Elizabeth:
Doorknob?
Ross:
Yeah,itkindagrowsonyou.(Theybothlaugh.)Actually,Iwantedtofinishtalkingtoyouaboutuh,springvacation.
Elizabeth:
Ohgood.
Ross:
Look,I…(Hehastroublesittinginhischair.)Look,I’mhavingagreattimewithyouandIjustdon’twantustomovetofastorputtomuchpressureonus.So,I’msorryIjustdon’tthinkweshouldgoawaytogetheryet.It’s-it’stoosoon.
Elizabeth:
Ross,IthinkyoumisunderstoodwhatIwassaying.IjustwantedtotellyouthatI’mgoingtoFloridaforacoup
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