Modern Family 台词119Game Changer.docx
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ModernFamily台词119GameChanger
Luke:
Today,SamRileykickedasoccerball,andithitanotherkidsohard,hiseyepoppedout.
Phil:
Awesome.
Claire:
Really?
Hiseyepoppedout?
Phil:
Well,gottohitthesack.BigSaturdaytomorrow.
Claire:
That'sright.It'ssomebody'sbirthday.
Phil:
Notjustthat.TheiPadcomesoutonmyactualbirthday.It'slikeSteveJobsandGodgottogethertosay,"Weloveyou,Phil."
Claire:
What'ssogreataboutthatdoohickeyanyhow?
Phil:
"Doohickey,"EllyMay?
It'samovietheater,alibrary,andamusicstoreallrolledintooneawesomepad.
Alex:
Alibraryisaplacewherepeoplegetbooks.
Haley:
Amovietheaterisaplacewherepeoplegoondates.
Phil:
I'llloadthebeachchairintothetrunk,forthelineinthemorning.
Claire:
Wait,honey,hangon.Youcan'tspendyourbirthdayinline.
Phil:
Notthewholeday.Ihavetobethereat6:
00,orforgetaboutit,andthenI'moutby10:
00.
Claire:
Whydon'tyouletmedoit?
Phil:
Claire,youdon'thavetodothat.
Claire:
No,Iknow,butIwantto.Thatway,onyourbirthday,you'llwakeup,andyou'llhaveyourbrand-new...toy.
Phil:
Inspiteofyoucallingitatoy,thisisshapinguptotothebestbirthdayIeverhad.
Haley:
ThankGodwedidn'thavetohearthatstupidstoryabout...
Phil:
Itwascalledthefunzone.Iwas11.Ihit10straightfastballsinthebattingcage.Thenmybestfriend,JeffSweeney,steppedinandtookoneinthegroin.Iyelledout,"Balltwo!
"Everybodylaughed.ThatwaswhenIknewIwasfunny.Goodnight.
Manny:
B-e-l-i-e-v-e.Believe.
Gloria:
Areyousurethere'snotane-iinthemiddle?
Manny:
No.It'si-e.
Gloria:
Good,papi.IfIcan'tfoolyou,thenyourteacherscan'tfoolyou,either.
Manny:
Idon'tthinkthey'retryingtofoolme.
Jay:
WaituntilyouseewhatIgotPhilforhisbirthday.IfounditontheSkymallcatalog.
Gloria:
It'snotoneofthosetalkingalarmclocks?
"It's6:
05.It's6:
25.Wakeup.Wakeup."
Jay:
Evenbetter...Arosewoodchessset.BeforeIwrapthisthing,whatsaywetakeitforaspin?
Manny,I'llteachyou.
Gloria:
Heknowshowtoplay.Hisfathertaughthimhowtoplay.
Jay:
I'mgonnateachhimrealchess,nottheColombianversion.Weactuallyusethepiecestoplaythegame,notsmugglestuffoutofthecountry.
Gloria:
IknowoneColombianpieceyouwon'tbeplayingwithlater.
Jay:
Manny,comeon!
let'sseewhatyougot.
Gloria:
You'dbesurprised.Lethimwin!
Gloria:
Manny'sanexcellentplayer.ButJayisagrumpyloser.Hemopes,hemakestheface,heslamsthedoor,thenhesaidhedidn'tslamthedoor.It'sbetterthathewins.
Mitchell:
Igotthis.
Voice:
Everything'sgonnabeokay.It'sokay.It'sokay.
Cameron:
Leavemealone.
Mitchell:
There'samaninLily'sroom.There'samaninLily'sroom!
Cameron:
It'sgotime.Oh,thankGod.
Mitchell:
It'sme,it'sme,it'sme.
Cameron:
She'sfine.Wemusthavejustheardaneighborwiththesamemonitor.
Mitchell:
ThankGod.Boy,ifaspiderwould'vebrokeninhere,hewould'vebeenintrou-ble.
[OPENINGCREDITS]
Claire:
Light-upbarbecuetongs.ThiswasthelamegiftIgotPhil.So...WasIbummedtogetupat5:
00inthemorningandwaitinline?
No,becauseIwasfinallygettingmyhusbandsomethingthathereally,reallywanted.Iwaseverybitasexcitedashewas.
Jay:
Hey,buddy.Ihopeyou'renotupsetaboutourchessmatchyesterday.Whatdoyousayweplayagain?
Manny:
I'mgood.
Jay:
That'sthespirit.Downloadedthisforyou.It'skindofakid'sguidetochess.
Manny:
No,Jay.I'mgood.
Jay:
It'snotalldrylikethat.Theyhavefunwithit.See,youcancolorinthelittleplayerswithyourcrayons.
Manny:
Youaremakingmewanttoplayagain.
Jay:
We'relightingafire.Letmetossthisout.Ifyoubeatme,ifthatdayshouldevercome,I'llgiveyou,uh...
Manny:
Iwantyourwatch.
Jay:
Wow.Youhadthatloadedup,huh?
Okay.Gameon.Now,Iwantyoutogofirst.Now,remember,trytoopenupthemiddleoftheboard.I'dhavemovedthatguytwospaces.Moreaggressive.Andyoudon'twanttobringyourqueenoutthatquickly.Youcouldhaveprotectedthatwiththat,butnowyou'revulnerableto...
Manny:
Checkmate.
Jay:
What?
How'dyoudothat?
Cameron:
Youwillnotbelievewhat'sgoingonatJakeandDebbie'shouse.
Mitchell:
Who?
Cameron:
Thepeopleonthemonitor.Somuchdrama.Okay.JaketoldDebbiethathehadtoworklate,soshecalledhisbossandfoundoutthathedidn't.Busted!
SoshespentallmorningonthephonecryingandcryingtohermotherandsaidifJakehastowork"late"onemoretime,she'sfilingfordivorce.
Mitchell:
Huh.
Cameron:
That'sit?
Igiveyouthattastydish,andallyougivemeisa"huh"?
Mitchell:
I'ms...Cam,Ifrozelastnight.Ifroze.IthoughtLilywasindanger,andIfroze.Butnotyou.Yousprungrightintoaction.Youevenhadthecool"It'sgotime"line.
Cameron:
Thatcomestomenaturally.Ispentayearasacrossingguard.
Mitchell:
WhatkindofparentamIifIcan'tevenprotectmyownfamily?
JustonceIwouldlovetobetheguywithnofearwhocanstandupand...Idon'tknow,youknow,kicksomeass.
Cameron:
You'resocutewhenyou'reangrywithyourlittlefists.Ijustwanttoputyouinmypocket.
Alex:
Ithinkhe'scoming.
Haley:
Herehecomes.Dad!
Kids:
Happybirthday!
Phil:
Youguys,that'sawesome.Whoarethesefrom?
Alex:
CamandMitchell.
Phil:
Thoseguysareaclassact.
Haley:
We'remakingyoubreakfast.Frenchwafflecakes.
Phil:
Letmeguess.OnewaffleinbetweentwopiecesofFrenchtoast,wrappedinapancake.
Haley:
Nailedit.
Phil:
Bringitinhere,monkeys.Loveyou!
Getoverhere!
Goodenough.
Luke:
Where'smom?
Phil:
Youmeanthegreatestwomanintheworld?
SheisstandinginlineattheApplestore,makingallmybirthdaywishescometrue.Let'sseehowthesebadboystaste.Thatishot!
Luke:
Areyouokay?
Phil:
Freshoutoftheoven,eh?
Thatis...
Haley:
Doyouwantsomeice?
Phil:
Yes.Oh,man,this...Oh,thatfeelsbetter.Thatfeelsbetter.No,itactually...feelsweird.Thatburnsinadifferentway!
Don'twashthisuntilweseeifIcangetmyskinback,okay?
Phil:
Letmeseeit!
Claire:
No!
Yourparty'snotuntiltonight.You'llhavetowait.
Phil:
Justletmeseethebag.Didyouleaveitinthecar?
Who'dyoudealwith?
WasitaguynamedMehar?
Theycallhim"thebeast."Tinyguy.Hemustmoveatonofproduct.Ikindoflovethatyou'remakingmewait.Youarethebestwifeever!
Youarethebestwifeever!
Claire:
Ididn'tgetyoutheiPad.Igottothestore,theywereallout.I'msosorry.
Phil:
Idon'tunderstand.Myonlinebuddiesgotit.Sat800andBrobotdidn'tgetthereuntil8:
00,andyoudefinitelygottherebefore'em,becauseyougotthereat6:
30.Youdidn'tgetthereat6:
30?
Wherewereyou?
Claire:
Isetthealarmfor5:
00.Gotup.Camedownstairs.Ifellasleep.
Phil:
Oh,mygoodness.WhathaveIdone?
WhathaveIdone?
Ishould'vedonethismyself.
Claire:
They'regonnagetmoreinnextweek.
Phil:
Nextweek?
That's,like,theworstthingyoucansaytoanearlyadopter.
Claire:
Whereareyougoing?
Phil:
Toaplacewherebirthdaysstillmeansomething.
Manny:
I'llgetthat.
Mitchell:
HeyManny.
Manny:
Mitchell?
Whatareyoudoinghereat...4:
17onaSaturdayafternoon?
Mitchell:
I'mjustreturningmydad'sbeltoftools,so...
Manny:
At4:
17onaSaturdayafternoon?
Jay:
Don'tyouhavesomethingbettertodo?
So,wereyouabighit?
Mitchell:
Whatdoyoumean?
Jay:
Well,Ijustassumeditwassomekindofcostumeparty.WasCamtheIndian?
Mitchell:
Foryourinformation,dad,weweredoingalittleconstructionatthehouse.
Jay:
Whatdidyoubuild?
Mitchell:
Agift-wrappingstation.
Jay:
Andwe'reback.
Mitchell:
So...
Jay:
Thankyouforthat.
Mitchell:
You'rewelcome.Hey,uh,dad,doyourememberwhenIwasprobably11andyouwereteachingmehowtofight,andthenIquit?
Jay:
Yousaideverythingyouneededtolearn,you'dlearnedfrom"WestSideStory."How'dthatworkoutforyou?
Mitchell:
IfI'meverinadancefight,I'llletyouknow.Istheoffer,uh,stillgood?
Jay:
What'sthematter?
YougotproblemswithCam?
Mitchell:
No!
Whywouldyousaythat?
Jay:
Comeon.Imean,youknow,sharingaroomwithaguy?
Ibunkedwithmybrother.Iknowthatcangetprettyrough.
Mitchell:
Idon't"bunk"withCam.Dad,Ijustwanttolearnalittleself-defense.
Jay:
Showmewhatyouremember.
Mitchell:
Right...rightnow?
Gosh,uh...Thumbsout.
Jay:
Thumbs...attaboy.
Mitchell:
Thatwasn'tverypretty,wasit?
Jay:
Youknowwhat?
Maybeitwasalittletoopretty.That'sthething.
Luke:
Hereitgoes.
Alex:
Oh!
Buddy,Ithinktheproblemisyou'renotjumpingfromhighenough.Youshouldgetontopofthegarage.
Claire:
Alex,stoptryingtokillLuke.Ineedyourhelp.We'vegottofindyourdadoneofthoseiPadthingies.So,Haley,texteveryoneyouknow.Alex,Facebook,chat,tweet,buzz,bling...Justdowhatyouhavetodo.WehavegottofindoneoftheseiPads,okay?
Luke,thatmeansstayoutofeveryone'swayandstopinhalingtheballoons.
Luke:
I'mnotinhalingthem.
Claire:
Stoplying.
Luke:
Howdidsheknow?
Phil:
Didn'tyourmamateachyounevertotakearidefromastranger?
!
Gotalittlevacationtimecomingup?
HavefunontheMoon!
Notfeelingtoowelllately?
Maybeyoushouldcomeseethedoctor,andI'll...getridofit!
Boy:
What'sthatsupposedtomean?
Voice:
Attention.Ifyou'rehereforPhil'sbirthdayparty,they'regatheringinthepicnicarea.Phil'sbirthdayparty.
Phil:
MywifeknewI'dbehere.Sheputtogetherawholepartyforme.
Boy:
Does
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