Old Friends Season 4 E15.docx
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OldFriendsSeason4E15
TheOneWithAllTheRugby
Chandler:
Y'know,Ican'tbelieveI'mgettingmynailsdone!
Andyousaiditwasgonnabefun!
Whichitkindais. Also,yousaidtherewouldbeotherguyshere.Therearenootherguyshere!
Rachel:
Chandler,there’saguyrightoverthere.
Chandler:
That’samailman!
That’sourmailman!
Hi.Howareya?
Rachel:
Chandler,don’tworry!
Thisdoesn’tmakeyouanylessofaguy!
Thatdoes!
WhatamIsittingon?
Ihatetothinkwhatthiswomanwasscratchingwhenthisbrokeoff.
Chandler:
Hey,youknowwhousedtohavenailslikethat?
Rachel:
Hmm.
Woman:
OH…MY…GAWD!
!
Monica:
Joeyletmeaskyouaquestion.Whatdoesthislightswitchdo?
Joey:
Ohh,Nothing.
Monica:
Didn’titdriveyoucrazytohaveaswitchandnotknowwhatitdid?
Joey:
Iknowwhatitdid!
Nothing.
Monica:
Theywouldn’thaveputitthereifitdidn’tdosomething!
Howcanyounotcare?
Joey:
Likethis.
Rachel:
Well,here’sanotherquestionforya.Uhh,doyouknowwhatthatsilverknobonthetoiletdoes?
Joey:
Sure!
Itflushesit.
Rachel:
Okay,good.Nowthatsinceyouknow,whenyoucomeoverwouldyoumindactuallyusingit?
Chandler:
Hello!
Joey:
Hey!
Ah!
!
Rachel:
Guesswhoweranintotoday?
!
Monica:
Janice?
!
Chandler:
Isn’tthisamazing?
Monica:
Howhaveyoubeen?
Janice:
Ohwell,I’mdivorced.
Phoebe:
Ohhh,wow.
Janice:
Yeah,I’mridingthealimonypony.
Joey:
Andthereitis.
Janice:
Ijustcameuptosay,"Hi!
"Hi!
Andyou,sweetie,I’llseeyoutonight.
Chandler:
Okay.Bye.
Janice:
Bye.
Chandler:
Bye.
Janice:
Bye.
Chandler:
Bye.
Janice:
Bye.
Chandler:
B-bye!
Janice:
Bye-bye.
Chandler:
Bye.Ican’tstandthewoman!
Phoebe:
What?
!
Ithoughtyouwerecrazyabouther!
Chandler:
Yeah,Iknow,butallofthoselittleannoyingthingsshedidbeforewefellinlove?
Likehervoice,herlaugh,herpersonality—Well,they’reallback!
Y’know?
Andshe’spickeduplikeninenewones!
Joey:
Sowhatareyoudoingbringingherhere?
!
There’speoplehere!
Chandler:
Don’tworryaboutit.I’mtakingcareofittonight.
Rachel:
Youarenot.Youhaveneverbeenabletobreakupwithher.
Chandler:
Well,Idon’thavetobreakupwithherthistime.We’renotinvolved!
I’mgoingtodoapre-emptivestrike!
I’mgoingtoenditwithherbeforeitstarts.Myassislikefrozen!
Joey:
Yeah,trystickingitinthefreezerfor20minutes.I’mtellin’ya!
Emily:
Ican’tbelieveyoureallywalkalonehere!
Imean,youhearsuchstoriesaboutNewYork.
Ross:
No,it’sreallynotthatbad.Imean,I-Iforone,feelperfectlysafe.
Ross:
Help!
Help!
!
Help!
Help!
!
Emily:
No,no,noRoss!
Ross,thesearefriendsofminefromhome.Liam,Devon,thisisRoss.
Devon:
Hey,mate.
Liam:
Howareyaman?
Ross:
Ohhey,thatwasagoodone,huh?
Help!
Help!
Emily:
Sohowareyou?
I’vebeenmeaningtoringyoueversinceIarrivedbutumm,well,I’vebeenratherbusy.
Devon:
DoyourealisethatwehavenotseeneachothersincethenightofthatU2concert?
Emily:
OhmyGod.Ithinkyou’reright.
Liam:
Well,actuallythelasttimeyouandIsaweachotherwasthatmorning.
Emily:
Oh,Liam.
Ross:
Oh,Liam.Souh,what,wereyouguysplayingsoccerorsomething—orshouldIcallitfootball?
Devon:
Wewereplayingrugby.
Liam:
Infactwe’replayingagameattheparktomorrow.You’rewelcometoplaytooifyouwant.
Emily:
Rossplayrugby?
Idon’tthinkso.
Ross:
What’sah,what’ssofunnyaboutthat?
Emily:
WellImean,you’reAmericantostartwith.Youdon’tevenhaverugbyhere.
Ross:
Well,wedidn’thavefreedomhereuntil1776,eitherso…
Devon:
Sogoodthen!
We’llseeyouatRiversideParkat2:
00!
Cheers!
Liam:
Cheers!
Ross:
Cheers!
Janice:
Ohboy,Ijustlovetosing!
Chandler:
Yes,I-Iknowthatyoudo,butIthinkoneofthereasonspeoplewerecomplainingthough,wasthattheypaidtoheartheactorsingOldManRiver.
Janice:
Oh,lookatus!
Whowould’vethoughtthatCupidhadastationat14thStreetNails.
Chandler:
Okay,wehavetotalk.I’mjustgettingoutofaveryseriousrelationship…
Janice:
Iknow!
AndI’mjustgettingoutofamarriage,Imeantalkaboutmeanttobe!
Chandler:
Right!
Ijustthinkthatthisishappeningtoosoon.
Janice:
Oh,toosoon,tooschmoon.Faceithoney,Iamnotlettingyougetawaythistime.
Chandler:
Ihearya.But!
Unfortunately,mycompanyistransferringmeoverseas!
Janice:
Ohno!
Whereto?
TooParis?
Chandler:
No!
No!
Not,Paris.
Janice:
TooLondon?
No-no,Rome?
Vienna?
Ooh-ooh,Barcelona?
Chandler:
Okay,couldyoujuststoptalkingforasecond?
Yemen.That’sright,yes,I’mbeingtransferredtoYemen!
Janice:
When?
Chandler:
Idon’tknowexactly.
Janice:
Ugh,wellIwilljusthavetosoakupeveryonceofChandlerBinguntilthatmomentcomes.
Chandler:
ButIdoknowthatit’ssometimetomorrow.
Monica:
Done?
Phoebe:
Yep!
Rachel:
Hey!
Joey:
Hey!
What’sup?
Monica:
Thisswitchthinghasbeendrivingmecrazy.SoIturneditoffandcheckedeveryoutlet.Now,fourofthemdon’twork.Whichmeans,oneofthemhastobecontrolledbytheswitch.So,Ipluggedinthingsinallfouroftheoutletsthat-thatmakenoise,sothatway,whenIturnitonIjustfollowthenoiseandfindoutwhichoneitis.
Joey:
IbetIstoppedlisteningbeforeyoudid.
Rachel:
Y’know,you-youalsocould’veuseduh,lampsandthenfollowedthelight.
Monica:
Yeah,well,I’musingnoise.Okay.Allright!
So,iseverybodyready?
Herewego.Ihearsomething!
Ihearsomething!
Whereisit?
Rachel:
It’scomingfromJoey!
Phoebe:
OhmyGod,that’ssofreaky!
Turnhimoff!
!
Phoebe:
Ooh,hey,couldweputonthenews?
Ithinkitmightberaining.
Ross:
Oh,justholdonasecond.I’mwatchingthisrugbythingonESPN.Idon’tknowwhatthebigdealis.I’mmanenoughtoplaythissport.
Joey:
Dude,you’renotevenmanenoughtoorderthechannelthatcarriesthesport.
Janice:
HeythereRoss!
Ross:
Hey!
Phoebe:
Janice.
Chandler:
Y’knowuh,youdidn’treallyhavetohelpmepack.
Janice:
Ohh,wellwhenyousaidallyouweregoingtobedoingbetweennowandthetimeyouleaveispacking,youdidn’treallyleavememuchchoice.Didyou?
Chandler:
Well,I-IthoughtIdidbut,I-IguessIdidnot!
Joey:
Hey-hey,what’sgoingon?
Chandler:
Oh,I’mpacking.Y’knowI’m-I’mpacking‘causeI’mmovingtoYementomorrow.
Joey:
Thanksfortellingme!
Chandler:
I’monlygoingtopretendI’mmovingtoYemen,it’stheonlywayIcangetridoffher.
Joey:
Ohhhh,goodone!
AndYementhatactuallysoundslikearealcountry.
Janice:
Chandler!
Comeon,I’mgonnashowhowtorollupyourunderwearandstuffitinyourshoes.It’sarealspacesaver.
Phoebe:
Yeah,Iknow,Idothat‘causeitmakesmelooktaller.
Janice:
Okay,Chandler,comeon!
Chandler:
Okay.Joey,tradeliveswithme!
Joey:
Nope.Manlookatthis!
Ross,Ican’tbelieveyousaidyou’dplayrugby.Imeanlookhowbrutalthisis!
Ross:
Hey,Icanhandleit!
Allright?
Rachel:
Please,Ross,you-yougothurtplayingbadmintonwithmydad.
Ross:
That’s‘cause-‘causeyou’remom’sdogkept-keptlookingatme.
Joey:
Okay,Ross,look-look-look-look,lookrighthere.That’scalledascrum,okay?
It’skindalikeahuddle.
Ross:
Andisahum,kindalikeascruddle?
Joey:
Ross!
They’regonnakillyou!
Phoebe:
Well,whyareyoudoingthisanyway?
Ross:
Well,youshould’veseentheguythatsheusedtogooutwith.Imean,he’slikeJoeRugby.
Phoebe:
You’rekidding!
Andheplaysrugby?
!
That’ssofunny.Ohh!
Iseehowyoudidthat.Allright.
Ross:
Anyway,shethoughttheveryideaofmeplayingrugbywithhimwaslikehilarious.SoI’mgonnashowherhowtoughIreallyam!
Rachel:
I’msorry.I’msorry.You’reright,youareatoughguy.You’rethetoughestpalaeontologistIknow.
Joey:
Allright,comeonlook,Rosscantakecareofhimself!
It’snotlikehe’s…Chandler!
Chandler:
Thanks!
Ross:
Look,don’tworryaboutme.Okay?
I’lljuststayrealenergeticandstayawayfromtheball.I’lluh,I’llbethatguyrightoutofthecircle.
All:
Oh!
Rachel:
Oh,wellmaybetherewasadoglookin’athim.
Joey:
Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross!
Stayawayfromthatguy,andthatguyAndthatone—Dude!
They’reallhuge!
Ross:
Theydon’tlookanybiggerthanme!
Joey:
Well,maybethat’sbecauseyou’reclosertoyou.Soyoulookbiggertoyoufromwhereyouare.
Emily:
I’mjustgoingtosayhitothelads.Allright?
Ross:
Allright.
Emily:
Okay.
Phoebe:
Hi.
Phoebe:
Whoa!
Ikindalikedit.
Ross:
Okay,IknowwhatIhavetodo.I’vegottogoRedRoss.Y’know,RedRoss!
Joey:
Itotallydon’tknowwhatyou’retalkingabout.
Ross:
Comeon!
ThetimewewereallwaitinginlineforDancesWithWolvesandthatoneguycutinlineinfrontofusandIjustlostit?
!
Screamedathim!
Turnedallred!
RedRoss!
!
Joey:
No.
Ross:
You’llsee.
Emily:
Liam,domeafavour.TelltheladstogoeasyonRoss,it’shisfirsttime.
Liam:
Youdon’tsay!
Emily:
Goodluck,babe.
Liam:
Ross!
Ross!
Comeon!
Getinhere!
Ross!
Comeon!
Liam:
Ross,comeon!
Getinthebloodyscrum!
Ross,getin!
Ross:
JOEY!
!
!
!
!
!
Rachel:
You…are…notgoingtobelieveit!
Joshuacameintoworktoday,andguesswhathappened?
Monica:
Heaskedyouout?
!
Rachel:
No.ButIwasshowinghimsomecufflinksandIfelthispulse.
Monica:
Saucy!
Rachel:
Whatarethese?
Monica:
Electricalplansforthebuilding.
Rachel:
Okay,okay,okayshouldIbescared?
Monica:
Iknowthatswitchdoessomething,okay?
So-soIwentdowntocityhallandgotthese.AllIhadtodowaspay$25andwaitinlineforthreehours.
Rachel:
Wow!
Ifonlymorepeopleknew.
Chandler:
Y’knowyou,reallydidn’thavetotakemetotheairport.
Janice:
Ohplease.Everymomentisprecious.Y’know?
Besides,somebodyhadtorideinthatothertaxiwiththerestofyourluggage,andyourfriendsdon’treallyseemtocare
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