最新经典幽默英语故事30个 1资料.docx
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经典幽默英语故事(50个)
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1、每天阅读两篇小故事,写出故事大意,尽量理解故事里的幽默点。
2、在阅读故事的过程中,遇到不认识的单词,先不要查字典。
阅读完小故事后,可以查一查文章里的词汇,并做一些笔记。
3、开学后,请把这14页的阅读素材,装订成册,上交给各班的英语老师。
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第一篇
MyFirstandMyLast
WhenGeorgewasthirty-five,heboughtasmallplaneandlearnedto
flyit.Hesoonbecameverygoodandmadehisplanedoallkindsof
tricks.
Georgehadafriend.HisnamewasMark.OnedayGeorgeofferedtotake
Markupinhisplane.Markthought,"I'vetravelledinabigplane
severaltimes,butI'veneverbeeninasmallone,soI'llgo."
Theywentup,andGeorgeflewaroundforhalfanhouranddidall
kindsoftricksintheair.
Whentheycamedownagain,Markwasverygladtobebacksafely,and
hesaidtohisfriendinashakingvoice,"Well,George,thankyou
verymuchforthosetwotripsinyourplane."
Gerogywasverysurprisedandsaid,"Twotrips?
"
"Yes,myfirstandmylast,"answeredMark.
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第二篇
FirstFlight
Mr.Johnsonhadneverbeenupinanaerophanebeforeandhehadreadalotaboutairaccidents,soonedaywhenafriendofferedtotakehimforarideinhisownsmallphane,Mr.Johnsonwasveryworriedaboutaccepting.Finally,however,hisfriendpersuadedhimthatitwasverysafe,andMr.Johnsonboardedtheplane.
Hisfriendstartedtheengineandbegantotaxiontotherunwayoftheairport.Mr.Johnsonhadheardthatthemostdangerouspartofaflightwerethetake-offandthelanding,sohewasextremelyfrightenedandclosedhiseyes.
Afteraminuteortwoheopenedthemagain,lookedoutofthewindowoftheplane,andsaidtohisfriend,"Lookatthosepeopledownthere.Theylookassmallasants,don'tthey?
"
"Thoseareants,"answeredhisfriend."We'restillontheground."
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第三篇
ANailOrAFly?
Anoldgentlemanwhoseeyesightwasfailingcametostayinahotelroomwithabottleofwineineachhand.Onthewalltherewasaflywhichhetookforanail.Sothemomenthehungthemon,thebottlesfellbrokenandthewinespiltalloverthefloor.Whenawaitressdiscoveredwhathadhappened,sheshoweddeepsympathyforhimanddecidedtodohimafavour.
Sothenextmorningwhenhewasouttakingawalkintheroofgarden,shehammeredanailexactlywheretheflyhadstayed.
Nowtheoldmanenteredhisroom.Thesmellofthespiltwineremindedhimoftheaccident.Whenhelookedupatthewall,hefoundtheflywasthereagain!
Hewalkedtoitcarefullyadnslappeditwithallhisstrength.Onhearingaloudcry,thekind-heartedwaitressrushedin.Tohergreatsurprise,thepooroldmanwastheresittingonthefloor,histeethclenchedandhisrighthandbleeding!
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第四篇
I'llSeetotheRest
Aguardwasabouttosignalhistraintostartwhenhesawanattractivegirlstandingontheplatformbyanopendoor,talkingtoanotherprettygirlinsidethecarriage.
"Comeon,miss!
"heshouted."Shutthedoor,please!
"
"Oh,Ijustwanttokissmysistergoodbye,"shecalledback.
"Youjustshutthatdoor,please,"calledtheguard,"andI'llseetotherest."
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第五篇
ChaudeandCold
ApatroninMontrealcafeturnedonatapinthewashroomandgotscalded."Thisisanoutrage,"hecomplained."ThefaucetmarkedCgavemeboilingwater."
"But,Monsieur,Cstandsforchaude-Frenchforhot.YoushouldknowthatifyouliveinMontreal."
"Waitaminute,"roaredthepatron."TheothertapisalsomarkedC."
"Ofcourse,"saidthemanager,"Itstandsforcold.Afterall,Montrealisabilingualcity."
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第六篇
ASoldier'sBrilliantIdea
Mr.Robinsonhadtotravelsomewhereonbusiness,andashewasinahurry,hedecidedtogobyair.Helikedsittingbesideawindowwhenhewasflying,sowhenhegotontotheplane,helookedforawindowseat.Hefoundallofthemhadalreadyhadbeentakenexceptforone.Therewasasoldiersittingintheseatbesidethisone,andMr.Robinsonwassurprisedthathehadnottakentheonebythewindow;but,anyhow,heatoncewenttowardsit.
Whenhereachedit,however,hesawthattherewasanoticeonit.Itwaswrittenininkandsaid,"Thisseatispreservedforproperloadbalance,thankyou."MrRobinsonhadneverseensuchanunusualnoticeinaplanebefore,buthethoughtthattheplanemustbecarryingsomethingparticularlyheavyinit,sohewalkedonandfoundanotheremptyseat,notbesideawindow,tositin.
Twoorthreepeopletriedtositinthewindowseatbesidethesoldier,buttheytooreadthenoticeandwenton,whentheplanewasnearlyfull,averybeautifulgirlhurriedintotheplane.Thesoldier,whowaswatchingthepassengerscomingin,quicklytookthenoticeofftheseatbesidehimselfandinthiswaysucceededinhavingthecompanyofthegirlduringthewholetrip.
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第七篇
NewDiscovery
Ahillbillywasvisitingthebigcityforthefirsttime.Enteringanofficebuilding,hesawapudgyolderwomanstepintoasmallroom.Thedoorsclosed,lightsflashed,andafterawhilethedoorslidopenandabeautifulyoungmodelsteppedofftheelevator.
Blinkinginamazement,thehillbillydrawled,"Ishouldhavebroughtmywife!
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第八篇
ABadImpression
Sixpeopleweretravellinginacompartmentonatrain.Fiveofthemwerequietandwellbehaved,butthesixthwasarudeyoungmanwhowascausingalotoftroubletotheotherpassengers.
Atlastthisyoungmangotoutatastationwithhistwoheavybags.Noneoftheotherpassengershelpedhim,butoneofthemwaiteduntiltherudeyoungmanwasveryfarawayandthenopenedthewindowandshoutedtohim,"Youleftsomethingbehindinthecompartment!
"Thenheclosedthewindowagain.
Theyoungmantrunedaroundandhurriedbackwithhistwobags.Hewasverytiredwhenhearrived,butheshoutedthroughthewindow,"WhatdidIleavebehind?
"
Asthetrainbegantomoveagain,thepassengerwhohadcalledhimbackopenedthewindowandsaid,"Averybadimpression!
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第九篇
SleepingPills
Bobwashavingtroublegettingtosleepatnight.Hewenttoseehisdoctor,whoprescribedsomeextra-strongsleepingpills.
SundaynightBobtookthepills,sleptwellandwasawakebeforeheheardthealarm.Hetookhistimegettingtotheoffice,strolledinandsaidtohisboss:
"Ididn'thaveabitoftroublegettingupthismorning."
"That'sfine,"roaredtheboss,"butwherewereyouMondayandTuesday?
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第十篇
Creative
Applyingformyfirstjob,IrealizedIhadtobecreativeinlistingmyfewqualifications.Askedaboutadditionalschoolingandtraining,IansweredtruthfullythatIhadspentthreeyearsincomputerprogrammingclasses.Igotthejob.
IhadneglectedtomentionthatItookthesamecourseforthreeyearsbeforeIpassed.
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