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SouthPark805
SouthPark
8.05-AWESOM-O
[Butters'house,day.Buttersisinthelivingroomeatingsomesoup.Thedoorbellrings.Buttersstopsandlooksatthedoor.Herisesandopensit,andseesalargewoodencratewaitingontheporch]
Butters:
Whattheheck?
[stepsoutsidetolookfortheaddresslabel]Whoa!
Whatahugepackage!
[findsit]"ToButtersStotch."[skipsaround]Ohboy!
It'sforme!
It'sforme!
!
[returnstothecrate'slabel]Whoisitfrom?
"Sentfrom:
Japan.Konichi-wa."[skipsaround]Wow!
ApackageformefromJapan!
!
[pushesthecrateintothehosue.]Wow,whatcanitbe?
Mybirthdayisn'tuntilSeptember11th.[skipsaroundandrunsintothehouse.Hereturnswithasmallcrowbar]Ohboy!
I'venevergottenapackagethisbig!
I'vealwayswantedtohaveahugepackage.[hetugsatthepanelheloosened.ThepanelswingsdownandButtersfliesoff.Helaysonhisbackandlooksup.AlargeA.W.E.S.O.M.-O,wideenoughtoresembleCartman,walksoutofthecrate]
Cartman:
[monotone]Greetings.IamtheAWESOM-O4000.
Butters:
[dazzled]Whoa...
Cartman:
IhavebeensentfromJapantoserveasyourpersonalrobot.
Butters:
[approachesAWESOM-O]You...you'remyrobot?
Cartman:
Yes.Iwillbeyournewbestfriend.
Butters:
Ohwow!
[Momentslater,ButtershasCartmansittingonhisbed.Buttersgoestohisdeskandmakesafewcalls.]
Butters:
Yep.That'sright.He'sarealliverobot.Hecanwalkandtalkandeverything.You'relikethefourthkidItoldalready.[Cartmansnickerstohimself]WellIgottagoDougie.MyrobotandIhavestufftodo.[hangsup,takesthephonebacktohisbedsidetableandsetsthephonedown]Heheh,they'reallsojealous!
[hopsontothebednexttoCartman]I'msogladyoucameintomylife,AWESOM-O.You'rethebestfriendaguycouldhave.
Cartman:
Yes.YoucantrustAWESOM-O.Inface,youshouldtellAWESOM-Oallyourmostpersonalsecrets.AWESOM-Owillnotmakefunofyouortellyoursecretstootherpeopleandstuff.
Butters:
Heyyeah!
WellIcantellyouanything,huh?
[strokeshischin]Welllessee...Well,forone,Ihavewhat'scalledaheziatedcolon,whichmeansIsometimecan'tcontrolmysphincter.
Cartman:
Couldbe.
Butters:
Well,nobodyknowsit,butsometimesIpoopmypants,soIhavetowearadiapertoschool.[Cartmanbeginstochuckle]Youokay,AWESOM-O?
Cartman:
Yes.AWESOM-Oisfine.Pleasegoon.
Butters:
Well,Ihavetotakemedicineforiteveryday.It'salittlesuppositoryIhaveto...putupmyrectom.
Cartman:
[laughs]That,that'sveryinteresting.TellAWESOM-Omoresecrets.
Butters:
Hm,okay.Let'ssee[strokeshischin]Oh,myparentsdon'tknow,butsometimesIgetpickedonbythisonekidatschool;hisnameisEricCartman,andhealwaystriestoplayjokesonmeandstuff.
Cartman:
Oh,really?
Butters:
Yeah.Onetimehemademethinkameteorhadhittheearth,andconvincedmetostaydowninabombshelterforthreedays.
Cartman:
Heh.Wow,thatsucks.
Butters:
Yeah.Andthenthisothertime,hepretendedtobemeonthephonetomydadandcalledhimapussy,somydadcamehomeandbeatme.
Cartman:
Wow.SoundslikethisCartmankidisprettysmart.
Butters:
No,he'snotsmart!
He'sjustanasshole.Andhe'snevergonnaplayonmeeveragain!
[hopsoffandwalkstowardshisdesk.]
Cartman:
Really?
Youthinkso?
Well,guesswhat,Butters.Ihaveasurpriseforyou.
Butters:
Yeah,andhe'snevergonnagetmeagain!
'CausewhatCartmandoesn'tknowisthatIknowoneofhissecrets!
Cartman:
What?
Butters:
WhenCartmanisplayingallaloneinhisbackyard,helikestodressuplikeBritneySpearsandpretendhe'sher!
Hisingsanddancesaroundwithalife-sizedcutoutofJustinTimberlake.
Cartman:
Yousawthat?
Butters:
Yeah!
AndIvideotapedhimdoingit!
Cartman:
Nuhuh.
Butters:
I'vegotthewholethingontape!
EvenhimmakingoutwiththeJustinTimberlakecutout!
Cartman:
Noway.
Butters:
Yeah!
AndifCartmanevermesseswithmeagain,I'mgonnashowthatvideotoeverybody!
ThenI'lllhavemyrevenge,boyhowdy!
Cartman:
[beat]...Um,whereisthisvideotape,Butters?
Butters:
Huh?
Oh,Idunno.It'saroundheresomewhere.Hey!
Sowhatdoyouwannadonow,AWESOM-O?
Cartman:
Uh,Butters,maybeyoushouldgiveAWESOM-Othevideotape?
Butters:
Howcome?
Cartman:
Well,because...AWESOM-Ocan,like,backitupforyou,andmakecopiesandstuff.IamAWESOM-O.
Butters:
Oh,that'sallright,AWESOM-O.Comeon!
Ihavealotofthingstoteachyou.[leavestheroom]
Cartman:
[momentslater,stillonthebed]Oh,sonofabitch!
[Montage.ButterstossesabasketballwithCartmanonthefrontlawn.Cartman,asAWESOM-O,can'tcatchit]
Butters:
Heytherehaveyouheardaboutmyrobotfriend?
[they'rewalkingalonginameadow.Buttersistellinghimastory]
He'smetalandsmallanddoesn'tjudgemeatall.
He'sacyberwiredbundleofjoy.
[ButtershasAWESOM-Otakeshotsatabasketballhoop.TheshotisgoodandButtersispleased]
Myrobotfriend.
[Stan,KyleandKennyobservenearbyfrombehindabush.They'redismayedatwhattheysee.Stangrabshisnoseandsqueezeshiseyesshut,thenwalksoff.KyleandKennyfollow]
Iliketodipanddaddlewithmyrobotfriend.
[jumpsinapuddle,thenhasAWESOM-Odothesame.Buttersgiggles]
He'ssmartascanbeandemotion-free
[washesdisheswhileAWESOM-Odriesthem,thentheygosee"ThePrinceandMe."Theyexit,withButtersskippingbesideAWESOM-O.Butterslovedthemovie]
Andhe'scomputin'hiswaytomyheart.
Myrobotfriend.
[AtarestauranttwoburgersreachButters'table.Hegetsone,hemotionstothewaiterthatAWESOM-Ogetstheotherone.Thewaiterlooksconfused,thenwalksawaywiththeotherburger]
Myrobotfriend.
[ButtershasAWESOM-Opullhimalonginaredwagon]
Myrobotfriend.
[theywalkintoasunsettogether]
Myrobot...friend.
[thesceneends]
[Butters'hosue,livingroom.Hisdadreadsthenewspaper,hismomarriveswithcoffeeandcookiesandsetsthemdownonthecoffeetable]
Linda:
Ohhh,that'ssocute.DidyouseeButtersandhisfriendEricplayingRobot.
Chris:
[tossesthepaperontothecoucharmasLindaserveshimcoffee]Yes.Thoseboysarequiteimaginative.Leaveittothemtofindafunwaytodothedishes.[takeshiscup]
Butters:
[leadingCartmantothestairs]That'sgreatAWESOM-O!
[Cartmancarriesapileofclothes]Youcancarryallmylaundryinonetrip!
Linda:
Ah,Buttters,it'sgettinglate.Youshouldbegettingreadyforbedsoon.
Butters:
OkayMom.Well,comeon,AWESOM-O.Bedtime.
Linda:
Oh,isyourlittlerobotfriendstayingthenight?
Butters:
Wellofcourseheis.He'smyrobot,ain'the?
Linda:
That'sokaywithyourmom,Mr.Robot?
Cartman:
AWESOM-Odoesnothaveamom.
Butters:
Yup!
Don'tyouknownothin'aboutrobot?
Comeon,AWESOM-O!
Youcanputmylaundryaway!
[CartmanfollowsButtersup]
Linda:
Aww,that'sjustadorable.
Chris:
It'sgoodtoseeButtersfinallyhaveafriendthatwantstostayover.
[TheStotchbathroom.Buttersisbrushinghisteeth,AWESOM-Ostandsnexttohim]
Butters:
Iliketobrushmyteethinthemorningandatnight.Theteethwon'tmind..
Cartman:
[underhisbreath]Grrr.JesusChristIcan'tgoonlikethis.[normal.Buttersopensupthemedicinecabinet]Butters,rememberwhenyousaidyouhadavideoofEricCartmandressedlikeBritneySpears?
Butters:
Oh.Yeah.
Cartman:
IwouldliketoseewhathelookslikesoIcanbeathimupforyou.MayIseethevideo?
Butters:
[turnsaroundcarryingaboxofsuppositories]Awww,youdon'tneedtodothat,AWESOM-O.Hey,Igottaputinmysuppository.[takesoneoutandputstheboxonthecabinet]Canyouhelpme?
Cartman:
What?
Butters:
RememberIsaidIputthatmedicinalsuppositoryinmyanus?
It'llbesomucheasierhavin'youdoitfromnowon.
Cartman:
Um.Actually,AWESOM-Owasnotprogrammedforthatfunction.
Butters:
[hopsdownfromthestool]Haw,it'srealeasy.I'llshowyou.Youjusttakethislittlethingyoutoftheplastic...paper,andandI'll,I'llpulldownmypants...andjustslideitupinmyanusthere.
Cartman:
...Noway.
Butters:
AWESOM-O,IthoughyouwereprogrammedtodowhateverItellyou.
Cartman:
Weak!
[turnsrightandfacesButters'ass.]
Butters:
Yeyeah,that,that'sprettygood.Getituptheregoodanddeep.
Cartman:
Lame!
[Butters'house,momentslater.Thebedroomlightremainson]
Butters:
AllrightAWESOM-O,timeforustogetsomesleep.[POVchangesfromoutsidetobedroomoverhead]Hey,youwantmetoteachyousomebedtimesongs?
Ifyouleavemenow,you'lltakeawaythebiggestpartofme.Ooo-oo-oooo-oo-oo...
Cartman:
AWESOM-Omustrest!
HisCPUsystemoverloading.
Butters:
Oh,o-o-allrightAWESOM-O.Let'sgetussomeshut-eye,[turnsoffthelight]orwhat,orwhateverrobotshave.[closeshiseyesanddriftsofftosleep.HeturnstohisleftandplacesahandonAWESOM-O]
[Morning.Acockcrows.Butterswakesup,butAWESOM-Oisn'tinbedwithhim.Helooksaroundandseeshisroomisamess.Hisdrawersareoutofthedressersandhisclothesarestrewnallovertheplace.Oneofhisclothingrodshasbeenknockeddownandhisclosetdoorsareopen.AWESOM-OisshownatButters'desklookingthroughmorestuff.]
Cartman:
Whereisit?
Whereisit?
?
Butters:
AWESOM-O?
?
Cartman:
Wah!
Butters:
AWESOM-O,whattheSamHeckareyoudoing?
Cartman:
Um,ahAWESOM-Oisreorganizingyourstuffforyou.
Butters:
AwJeezJeezLouise!
Mymomisgonnabeawfulsorewhensheseesthismess!
NowAWESOM-O,thatisabadrobot!
You
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