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0成长的烦恼
GrowingPains406
Coach:
andreachandstretchandgrabthosegrapes,andpunchthatguyrightintheface.
Carol:
GradeAstudentsshouldn’thavetotakegym.
Debbie:
OhyeahCarol.Guysreallygoforacurvybrain.
Shelly:
Ifitweren’tformyshapelythighs,wherewouldIbe?
Carol:
Namejustoneserioussuccessfulwomanwhoworriesabouttheshapeofherthighs?
Shelly:
EvanaWhite.
Carol:
Ohwhy,ohwhydidn’tIthinkofher?
Principle:
Attentionpeople,thisisyourprinciple,Mr.Dewittspeaking.
Girls:
Wooooh!
Principle:
Pointitatmyface.Therewego.Goodmorningstudents.yes,itsme,Comingtoyou
viatheallnewDeweyHighschoolPasystemHootervision.Yourparentstaxdollarsatwork.
Carol:
ThisislikesomethingoutofNineteenEightyFour.
Principle:
thehomecomingdanceisonlytwodaysaway,andthedecoratingcommitteestill
needhelp.ContactBuckyKneehowserifyoucandonateanyofthefollowingdecorativeitems;
balloons,streamers,slapshoes,chaps,whips,handcuffs..okforgetthisitem.AndI'dliketo
seeBuckyKneehowserinmyofficePDQ.Andnowthebignews.Thecandidateswhoyouhave
selectedforhomecomingkingandqueen.
Girls:
Woooo!
Principle:
Igettinglestoo.Estelle,theenvelopeplease.
Debbie:
ItsjustliketheAcademyawards.
Carol:
Ohyeah,willRobLowebenominated,orpassedoverforyetanotheryear?
Shelly:
Exactly.
Carol:
Canyouguyshearyourselves,youactlikethisisimportant.
Debbie:
OhandIsupposeyou'reaboveallthis?
Carol:
Thisismerelyanaffirmationofasocialorder,whichhasbeeninstilledonourpopular
culturesincekindergarten.
Shelly:
Idon’tthinkDebbieunderstandswhatyoumean.
Carol:
Everyyear,itsthesamechosenfewthatgetnominated.Theincrowd,theAlist,the
sociees.AndI’mtalkingaboutpeoplewhosebiggestcontributiontothisschoolislooking
goodinasweater.
Principle:
Maybeifyouspentlesstimeintheteacher’sloungestuffingyourfacewith
doughnuts,you’dfindit...
OkeeDokee.candidatesmeetintheauditoriumafterschoolforbriefing.Firstthecandidates
forQueen,inalphabeticalorder:
JoyaBarnes.
Carol:
Andwhosethegirlinthetightsweaterwhoalwaysforgetstowearabra?
Principle:
JenniferCalestino.
Carol:
That’sher.Andwemusthaveacheerleaderortwo.
Principle:
SuzanneFryman.
Carol:
One.
Principle:
HeatherMacombe.
Carol:
Two.
Debbie:
Soyouaresayingthatonlythemostpopularkidsgetnominated?
Carol:
Exactly.
Principle:
AndCarolSeaver.
Carol:
Anothercaseandpoint.What?
Shelly:
I'llbetyouaresorrynowyouletyourthighsgotohell.
Debbie:
I'veneverbeenbestfriendswithsomeoneintheincrowdbefore.
Carol:
I'mnotintheincrowd.
Debbie:
Assoonaswe'vefinishedhavingthispicturetaken,wearegoingtogotoChadwick’s
andwe'regoingtopickyououtadress.
Shelly:
OnlydogsshopatChadwick’s.
Debbie:
IshopatChadwick’s.
Shelly:
Exactly.Theydon’thaveasingledresstherethatshowsanybosom.
Debbie:
Whatdoesthatmatter?
Shelly:
Foryou,notmuch.ButCarolwantstobequeen,andwhenyou'regoingforvotes,a
littlebosomgoesalongway.
(dreamscene)
Principle:
Wearemissingacandidate.Where'stheothergirl?
Carol:
RighthereMr.Dewitt.
Principle:
You?
Hahaha.Youcantbeaqueencandidate.You'renotshowinganybosom.
CarolSeaver.
Carol:
No,nobosom.
Principle:
Ok.CaretojoinusMissSeaver.Nowrememberpeople,thatthestudentbodylooks
uptoyou.Sonocrossedeyes,orobscenegestures.
Carol:
(inherhead)I'minthehomecomingcourt.Me,carol-thebrain-Seaver.HowamIever
goingtofacemumanddad?
(dreamscene)
Carol:
Hi
Jason:
Honey,thebestandbrightestofourchildrenishome.
Maggie:
Youmeantheonewhogetsaconsistentfourpoint0average,isamemberofthe
chessclub,thefuturephysicistsofAmericaandisthedaughterIvicariouslylivemylife
through.Thatchild?
Jason:
That’stheone.
Maggie:
WellletmejustputthisdarnfreelancearticleI’mwritingaside.
Jason:
Icanstuffmyduckanytime.
Maggie:
Carol,telluswhatstartlingachievementsyoumadetoday?
Carol:
Mum,dad,Ihavesomenewsthatmightbedramaticforyou.
Jason:
Younglady,ifyou'vegoneandwontheNobelprizeanddidn’tcallus,you'reinbig
trouble.
Carol:
No,Ididn’t.
Jason:
Ah,whocares.Youareajoytoparentanyway.
Carol:
Iknow.
Maggie:
Adevotedsibling.
Carol:
Iknow.
Jason:
Acredittothisnation.
Carol:
Dad,you'rebeingasycophant.
Jason:
thankyou.
Maggie:
Carol,wouldyoupleasetellmewhatasycophantis.
Carol:
Latermum.See,todayIwasnominatedforhomecomingqueen.
JasonandMaggie:
(crying)
Mike:
Boyitsfoggyinhere.
Maggie:
Mike,you'reourbesthopenow.
Jason:
Promiseusyou'llneverbecomehomecomingqueen.
Mike:
Dad,itsanelectricoven.Whattheheckisgoingonaroundhere?
Carol:
I'vebeennominatedforhomecomingqueen.
Mike:
Hey,that’stough.Soisitlikeacircusthemethisyear?
Ben:
Cheese,cheese,cheese.Ineedcheesetogowithmyrackofribs.Heydidn'tanyofyou
peoplehearwhatIneed?
Homecominggirls:
Cheese!
Photographer:
Thatgirldidn’tsmile.
Principle:
MissSeaver,couldyoubehappyforjustamoment?
Carol:
How’sthat?
Principle:
Fine.
Jason:
OkChris.Igotyourdiapers,yourwipes,yourlotion,yourbottle,yourrattle,yoursalt,
yourpepper..nah!
Youdon’tneedthosedoyou?
Anythingelseyouneed?
Mike:
Dad,canIborrowsomemoney?
Jason:
Pardon.Mike,no.
Mike:
Ohcomeondad.JusttwentybuckstilFriday.Imeanifyoueverneedafavour,yougot
it.
Jason:
Onlytwenty?
Mike:
Wellactually..
Jason:
Twentyisallyou'regetting.
Mike:
Alright,youdriveahardbargaindad.
Maggie:
Jasonwehavetohurry.Ifwearefiveminuteslateforthispediatrician,he'llmakeus
waitanhour.Youknowhowimpossibledoctorscanbe?
Jason:
Yeah,I’veheard.
Maggie:
OhJason,Chrissyhastobechanged.
Jason:
Mike.Favourtime.
Mike:
Ohdad!
Alright.LetsgetthisoverwithChrissy.
Carol:
Hi.
Maggie:
Hihoney.Howwasschool?
Carol:
WellImightaswellgetthisoverwith.Mum,dad,canItalktothetwoofyou.
Maggie:
Wellofcoursesweetheart.
Carol:
Maybeyoubettersit.
Jason:
Carol,isthisserious?
Carol:
I'mafraidso.NowIknowthatbothhavealwaysthoughtofmeasthesensibleone.
Youronechildwithherheadonthegroundandfeetoutoftheclouds.Nothat’swrong.
Anyway,youcanwellimaginehowIfelttodaywhen,whenIfoundoutthat.thatIwas
nominatedforhomecomingqueen.
Jason:
Holycow,thatis
Maggie:
Carol,thatiswonderful.
Carol:
Congratulations!
dad,I’mbeinglumpedinwithcheerleader.
Jason:
Uhhu.wellsomeofmyfavoritepeoplearecheerleaders.
Carol:
butalltheothernomineesarejustprettyandpopular.
Maggie:
Wellhoney,what’swrongwiththat?
Carol:
Wrong.Mum,peopleinthehomecomingcourtareneverpeopleofconsequence.Do
youthinkmotherTheresawasahomecomingqueen?
Jason:
Oh,youknowforafactthatshewasn't?
Carol:
Alright,alright.Sowe'lltakemumforexample.She'dneverbepartofsomethingas
sillyasthis.
Maggie:
WellactuallyIwashomecomingqueen.
Carol:
Thatexplainssomuch.
Maggie:
Carolyoucanbeapersonofsubstanceandstillbepopularandpretty.
Carol:
You'renottalkingaboutEvanaWhite,areyou?
Jason:
Thereyougo.
Carol:
Cantyousee.Thepeoplewhovotedtonominatemedon’tknowwhoorwhatIam.
Jason:
Andwhat’sthat?
Carol:
Myownfatherdoesn’tknowwhatIam.
Jason:
Welldoyouknowwhatyouare?
Maggie:
OhJason,justtellherwhatsheis.
Mike:
I'dbehappytodoit.Thereyougodad.believeme,Iearnedthattwentybucks.And
somechange.
Maggie:
Carolhoney,thisiswonderfulnews.thereisnothinghereforyoutogetupsetabout.
Mike:
Whatnews?
Jason:
NotnowMike.
Carol:
No,no.Itsalright.I'dliketohearwhatMikehastosay.Mike,I'vebeennominatedfor
homecomingqueen.
Mike:
Whatthisissomekindofjoke,right?
Carol:
No.Mike:
Solikeisitacircusthemethisyear?
Carol:
ThankyouMike.Alonelyfoolspeakeththetruth.
(carolsdream)
Girl:
thankyouMr.Dewitt.Thankyoumyfamily,myfriendsandthoseofyouwhodreamof
beingmyfriends.Thankyoueveryonewhoclingsuntomyprizebosom.Icouldn'tbethe
regulargalIamwithoutyou.
Principle:
Whatalovely,allbeitempty,sentiment.Lastandcertainlyleast,CarolSeaver.
Carol:
EnoughbosomforyouShelly?
Shelly:
Goodandplenty.
Debbie:
Lovely,lovely,lovely.
Principle:
CarolSeaver,we'rewaiting.
Carol:
HowdoIlook?
Ohno.You!
Youthinkyouareinthesameleagueasthesepeople?
Ha!
Principle:
NowSeaver.Moveit!
Don’t!
Everyone:
(laughing)
Mike:
Ladiesandgentlemen.Ifyouwilldirectyourattentiontothecentrering,andfeastyour
eyesonthelargestwomaninthegreatstateofNewYork.Don'tbealarmed.Sheismerely
goingthroughastage.
(alarmclock)
Carol:
That’sonestageI’mnevergoingthrough.
Mike:
Heymorningdad.
Jason:
Himike.You'reupbrightandearlythismorning.
Mike:
Yeah,wellthenoiseofyoucookingbaconandeggswokeme.
Jason:
I'lltrytobemorecarefulnexttime.
Mike:
Youknow,totellyouthetruthdad,Iwasupearlytostudy,andwellIwasgoingto
makebreakfastbutIranoutofcrackers.
Jason:
Mike,youwantsomebreakfast?
Mike!
Mike:
Ohwow.Youknowitneveroccurredtometoimposeonyouguys.Morningmum.
Maggie:
Morning.
Mike:
Youguysaregreatfeedingmelikethis.
Maggie:
Putdownyourfork,thisiscarols.
Mike:
What?
Jason:
WellIdidn’tknowyou'dbejoi
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