《老友记》菲比所有唱过的雷人歌词.docx
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《老友记》菲比所有唱过的雷人歌词
老友记》菲比所有唱过的雷人歌词
ASONGTHATMEANSALOTTOPHOEBE】
Imadeamanwitheyesofcoal
Andasmilesobewitchin'
HowwasIsupposedtoknow
Thatmymomwasdeadinthekitchen
Lalalalalalalalalalala...
BABIES】
They'retinyanchubbyandsosweettotouch
Butsoonthey'llgrowupandresentyousomuch
Nowthey'reyellingatyouandyoudon'tknowwhy
Youcryandyoucryandyoucry
Andyoucryandyoucryandyoucry
BARNYARDANIMALS】
Ohthecowinthemeadowgoes"moo"
Ohthecowinthemeadowgoes"moo"
Thenthefarmerhitshimontheheadandgridshimup
Andthat'showwegethamburgers
Nowwwwwwwwwchickens!
BI-SEXUALS】
Sometimesmelovewomen
Andsometimesmenlovemen
Andthentheyarebi-sexuals
Thoughsomejustsaythey'rekiddingthemselves
Lalalalalalalalalala
BLACKOUT】
NewYorkCityhasnopower
Andthemilkisgettingsour
Buttomethatisnoscary
CauseIstayawayfromdairy
Lalalalalala...
CRAZYUNDERWEAR】
Crazyunderwearcreepingupmybutt
Crazyunderwearalwaysinarut
Crazyunderwear...
CRUSTYOLDMAN】
...Andthecrustyoldmansaid'I'lldowhatIcan'
Andtherestratsplayedmaracas.
DON'T】
There'llbetimeswhenyougetolder
Whenyou'llwanttosleepwithpeople
Justtomakethemlikeyou
ButDON'T,cause
That'sanotherthingthatyoudon'twannado
That'sanotherthingthatyoudon'twannado.
DOUBLE-JOINTEDBOY】
Hewasadouble,double,double-jointedboy
GRANDPARENTS】
Nowgrandma'sapersonwhoeveryonelikes
Shebroughtyouatrainandabrightshinybike
Butlatelyshehasn'tbeencomingtodinner
Andlasttimeyousawher,shelookedsomuchthiner
Now,yourmomandyourdadsaidshemovedtoPeru
Butthetruthisshedied,andsomedayyouwilltoo
Lalalalalalalalalala...
HOLIDAYSONG】
Wenttothestore,satonSanta'slap
Askedhimtobringmyfriendsallkindsofcrap
Saidallyouneedistowritethemasong
Nowyouhaven'theardityetsodon'ttrytosingalong
Nodon'tsingalong
Monica,Monica,haveaHappyHanukkah
SawSantaClaus,hesaidhellotoRoss
AndpleasetellJoey,Christmaswillbesnowwwwwwy
INTHESHOWER】
I'mintheshowerandI'mwritingasong
Stopmeifyou'veheardit
Myskinissoapyandmyhairiswet
Andtegrinspelledbackwardisnirgit.
Lather,rinse,repeat
Lather,rinse,repeat
Lather,rinse,repeat
Asneeded.
JINGLEBITCH】
JinglebItchscrewedmeover
Gotohelljinglewhore
Gotohell,gotohell,gotoh-h-hell
LITTLEFETUS】
Areyouintherelittlefetus?
Inninemonthswillyoucomegreetus?
IwillbuyyousomeAdidas
LITTLETONYTARZAN】
LittleTonyTarzan
Swingingonannosehair
Swingingwiththegreatestofease...
LOVE】
Loveissweetassummershowers,
Loveisawondrousworkofart,
Butyourloveohyourlove,yourlove...
Islikeagiantpigeon...crappingonmyheart.
La-la-la-la-la-(someguygiveshersomechangeandtothatguyshesays)Thankyou.
La-la-la-la...ohhh!
MYCOMAGUY】
Youdon'thavetobeawaketobemyman
AslongasyouhavebrainwavesI'llbetheretoholdyourhand.
Thoughwejustmettheotherday
There'ssomethingIhavegotosay...
MOTHER'SASHES】
Mymother'sashes,
Evenhereyelashes,
Arerestinginalittle,yellowjar.
Andsometimeswhenit'sbreezy,
OrifI'mfeelingsneezy,
AndnowI...
(noizyboysinterruption)
ODETOCHILDREN】
They'retinyandchubbyandsosweettotouch.
Soonthey'llgrowuptoresentyousomuch.
Nowthey'reyellingatyouandyoudon'tknowwhy.
Youcryandyoucryandyoucry.
PARADINGGOATS】
Paradingdownthestreet.
Paradinggoatsareparading,
Leavinglittletreats.
【PAPERMACHMAN】
man
(threesnaps)
I,I'mstillwaitingformypapermach
SMELLYCAT】
Smellycat,smellycat
Whataretheyfeedingyou?
Smeelycat,smeelycat
It'snotyourfault
Theywon'ttakeyoutothevet
You'reobviouslynottheirfavouritepet
Youmaynotbeabedofroses
Andyou'renofriendtothosewithnoses
TEPHANIE】
Stephanieknowsallthechords!
STICKYSHOES】
Myfavoutireshoes
Sogoodtome
Wearthemeveryday
Downattheheel,
Holesinthetoe
Don'tcarewhatpeoplesay
Myfeet'sbestfriend,
Palstotheend
WiththemI'monehotchicky
Thoughlateonenight
Notmuchlight
Isteppedinsomethingicky
Stickyshoes,
Stickyshoes
Alwaysmakesmesmile
Stickyshoes,
Stickyshoes
NexttimeI'llavoidthepile
TERRY'SAJERK】
Terry'sajerk!
Andhewon'tletmework!
AndIhateCentralPerk!
Andyou'reallinvitedtobiteme!
THE66COLORSOFMYBEDROOM】
...fuschiaandmauve
Thosearethe66colorsofmybedroom
THEYFOUNDEDTHEIRBODIES】
Andtheyfoundtheirbodiestheverynextday
Theyfoundtheirbodiestheverynextday...
TWOOFTHEMKISSEDLASTNIGHT】
Therewasagirlwe'llcallBetty
Andaguylet'scallhimNeil
Now,Ican'tstressthispointtoostrongly
Thisstoryisn'treal...
NowourNeilmustdecide
Whowillbethegirlthathecastsaside?
WillBettybetheonewhohelovestruly
Orwillitbetheonewhowe'llcallL-L-Lulie?
Hemustdecide,hemustdecide
EventhoughImadehimup,hemustdecide.
WHENIPLAY】
WhenIplayIplayforme
Idon'tneedyourcharity!
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