经典美剧《老友记》第七季第五集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx
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经典美剧《老友记》第七季第五集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语
-What'sthematter?
-Someoneonthesubwaylickedmyneck!
Willy'sstillalive!
-Whatareyoudoing?
-Mymomcalled.
They'reannouncingourengagementinthepaper.
-We'relookingforagoodpicture.-I'mafraidthatdoesnotexist.
Therearegreatpicturesofus.
No,therearegreatpicturesofyounexttoaguywho'sgoinglikethis...
Oh,myGod,that'sthecreepthatyou'rewithattheStatueofLiberty.
Idon'tknowwhatitis.Ijustcan'ttakeagoodpicture.
Here'sagreatone.
-Yeah,I'mnotinthat.-No,butlookatme,alltan.
Whydon'tyougetportraitsdonebyaprofessionalphotographer?
That'sagreatidea.Ibettheyhaveoneofthosewindmachines.
Yeah,that'sgreat.Nexttothat,Chandlerwon'tlooksostupid.
-Chandler,whatdoyousay?
-Allright,butI'mnotgoing.
"I'm"going.
TheOneWithTheEngagementPicture
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-Andhowaboutthosethree-pointers?
-Amazing.
Andthoseguyswerethisclosetolettingusplaythistimetoo.
Hey,look.Phoebe'stalkingtoCuteCoffeehouseGuy.
Youcallhim"CuteCoffeehouseGuy"?
Wecallhim"HumsWhileHePees."
Yes,andwecallRoss"LingersintheBathroom."
Hey,youguys,"HumsWhileHePees"justaskedmeout.
-Ithoughtthatguywasmarried.-He'sgettingdivorced.
Ross,maybeyouknowhim.
It'snotaclub.
Ifhe'sgettingadivorce,isitagoodideatodatehim?
-Hey,divorcedmenarenotbadmen.-That'sonthenapkinsattheclub.
-Igottagotowork.-Youdon'thavetogoforahalf-hour.
Myassistant,Tag,doessit-upsintheofficeduringlunch.
Icouldjustspreadhimonacracker.
Rach,whywouldyouhirethisguy?
-Youknowyoucan'tdatehim,right?
-Iknowthat.
Wespendsomuchtimetogether,heshouldcallmehis"work-wife."
Soonhe'llbeabletocallyou"thatladyheknewthatgotfired."
Iwon'tgetfired,becauseI'mnotgonnaactonit.
Youwouldn'tmindifhewasdatingsomeone?
Why,ishe?
Heis,isn'the?
He'sdatingthatslutinmarketing.
MaybeIshouldopenadivorcedmen'sclub.
Dude,that'ssosad.
Icouldputabasketballcourtintheback.
CouldIplay?
Oh,nosit-upstoday,Tag?
-Ijustdidthem.-Well,dropandgiveme10more.
What?
Ihadadrinkwithlunch.
-Didthosecostreportscomein?
-Ididthemlastnight.
Couldyoumakeme4copies?
-Sure.-Great,thankyou.
-Hey,Rachel.-Hi,Melissa.What'sup?
I'mjustabouttogoouttothestore.
Getsomestufftoputinmybackpack.
Driedfruitandgranola,andstufflikethat.
-What'sup?
-IsTaghere?
No.Why?
Iwasgonnatalktohimabouttonight.
Really?
YougotalittlecrushonTagthere,doya?
We'vebeenflirtingbackandforth...
butIwashopingtonightitwouldturnintosomethingalittlemore.
Easythere,Melissa.Thisain'talockerroom,okay.
Butyouknow,Irememberhimsayingthathehadplanstonight.
-Oh,no.-Oh,yeah.
Allright,backtowork.
Hey,isn'tthatTag'sbackpack?
Idon'twanttobeknownastheofficebitch,butI'llcallyoursupervisor.
Great,that'sgreat,Monica.Great.
Now,Chandler,youwanttogiveusasmile?
Okay.
-I'msorry,istheseatuncomfortable?
-No,Iam.
Chandler,Iknowyoucandothis.Youhaveabeautifulsmile.
-Ido?
-Yeah.
Maybeyoudon'thavetosmile.Let'strysomethingelse.
-Trylookingsexy.-Okay.
Ornot.
Hi,Joey,whatareyoudoinghere?
Igotanauditiondownthestreet,andIspilledsauceonmyshirt.
-Yougotanextraone?
-Yeah,sure.
Here.
Great.
Yougotanythingthat'snotRalphLauren?
Yeah,Idon'tthinkso,Joe.
Iguessthis'llbefine.
-Whatareyoudoingtonight?
-Nothing.Why?
HowwouldyoufeelabouttakingoutTag?
I'llpay.
It'sgonnatakealotofmoneyformetogooutonadatewithadude.
I'mnotaskingyoutogoonadatewithhim.
Really?
BecauseIcouldkindofusethemoney.
He'snewintownandhedoesn'thaveanyguyfriends.
Takehimtoaballgameorsomething.I'dappreciateit.
-Yeah,okay,noproblem.-Thankyou.
Ooh,hey,doughnuts!
Iknow.Let'stryalook...
offar-offwonderment.
Gazeintoourfutureandthinkaboutourmarriageandthedaystocome.
Chandler,whatisthematterwithyourface?
Thispictureshouldsay"GellerandBingtobemarried"...
not"Localwomansavesdrowningmoron."
Hey,don'tlaughathim.He'smydrowningmoron.
That'sit,that'sit!
Takeit,takeit!
(中央公园咖啡厅)
Ilikethisone.
Itseemstosay,"Iloveyouandthat'swhyIhavetokillyou."
Can'tallbebad.
Findtheonewhereyoumakeyourbedroomeyes.
Thereitis.
Oh,myGod,thosearemybedroomeyes?
Whydidyoueversleepwithme?
Doyoureallywanttopullatthatthread?
-I'mhavingagoodtime.-Metoo.
Sorrythatguyonthesubwaylickedyourneck.
No,that'sokay.He'safriend.
Idon'tmeantobepresumptuous...
butIhaveticketstotheballroom-dancingfinalstomorrow.
Yeah,I..
Well,Imissedthesemifinals,soIthinkIwouldjustbelost.
Iknowit'slame,butIgottheseticketsfrommyboss..
Oh,no,no,no,myGod!
Okay,don'tfreakout.I'llgo.
It'smyex-wife,Whitney.
Icannotdealwithhernow.She'scrazy.
Okay,Iknow.Holdon.
-Hey,Ross.-Yeah.
That'sWhitney,Kyle'sex-wifeoutthere.
Doyouthinkyoucoulddiverthersowecouldslipout?
What?
No.
Okay,butIhavetwoticketstotheballroom-dancefinals.
Idon'tthinkso,Phoebe.
Allright,I'lldoit.
-Butjustbecauseyou'reafriend.-Okay.
Hi,Ginger.
Iwantmykeyback.
-Idon'thaveit.-It'srightthere.
Okay,Sherlock.
I'msorry,butyou'dbettergo.
IjustwantedtothankyoufordivertingKyle'sex.
You'rewelcome.We'lltalkaboutitlater.
-Hi,Whitney.-Hi,Ross.
-Areyoureadyforbreakfast?
-Yep.
Kyle'sex-wife?
Youweresupposedtodiverther,notdateher.
CanyougivemeasecondwhileItalktothiswoman...
who,bytheway,didnotspendthenight?
-Sure.-Okay.
Ididdiverther,andweendeduphavingagreattime,okay?
Watchingballroomdancing?
Yes,that'swherewerealizedwewerebothsupercoolpeople.
Look,Kylejusttoldmesomereallybadstuffabouther.
Likewhat?
Likeshe'sreallymean,andshe'soverlycriticaland..
Shewillpaintaroomareallybrightcolorwithoutevencheckingwithyou.
Okay.
Andsheusessexasaweapon.
Thankyouforwarningme.
Atbreakfast,I'llbeonalertforroompaintingandsexweapons.
-You'restillgonnagooutwithher?
-Yeah.
Well,didn'tyouhearwhatIjustsaid?
Phoebe,comeon.Imean,considerthesource.
Ofcourseherex-husband'sgonnasaythatstuff.Nowifyou'llexcuseme.
Listentome,sheiscrazy!
Yourdoorisn'tsoundproof.
Yousee?
Nothingisgoodenoughforher.
-Morning.-Hi,Tag.
-DidyouhavefunwithJoey?
-Yeah,wewenttotheKnicksgame.
That'snice.
Thenwewenttoabar,andhehookedusupwithallthesewomen.
Women?
Youmean,likeoldwomen?
Kindofold,like30.
Ineverusedtobeabletotalktogirlsinbars...
butIgotlike20phonenumberslastnight.
That'sgreat.
Joeymusthavereallytaughtyousomestuff.
Alittle.
Howyoudoing?
See?
That'sagreatsmile.Easy,natural.
NowpretendIhaveacamera.
-You'rechangingit.-Ican'thelpit.
YouwanttoknowwhatIdowhenItakeresumeshots?
Borrowmoneyfromme?
Yeah.Okay,firstofall,youwanttomakeitlookspontaneous.
Sohere'swhatIdo.Ilookdown,lookdown,keeplookingdown.
ThenIlookup.
See?
Nowyoutry.
Lookdown.You'relookingdown.Keeplookingdown.
Whyistherejellyonyourshoe?
Ihadadonut.
So,IheardyouhadsomefunwithTaglastnight.
Yeah,he'sallright.
Yeah,andyouhadfunteachinghimhowtobeall"Joey."
-What?
-Youknow,allthewomen.
Youcan'tteachsomeonetobegoodwithwomen.
That'swhyIneverhadanyluckwithChandler.
I'mrighthere.
Wouldyoumindjustnotgoingoutwithhimagain?
Justtheideaofyouandheandallthesewomen..
Iknowhe'smyassistant,andwecan'tdate!
Butitbothersme,allright?
No,no,no,youcan'ttakehimawayfromme.
Igotagreatpartnertopickupgirlswith.Finally!
I'mstillrighthere.
Willyoutalktohim...
andtellhimhowunsatisfyingthisdating-tons-of-womenthingis?
What?
Idon'twanthimtomeetanybodyuntilI'movermycrush.
Iwillgetoverit.
It'snotlikeIlovehim.It'sjustphysical.
Igetthesecrushesallthetime.Ihadacrushonyouatfirst.
Iknow.Monicatoldme.
Didyouhaveacrushonmewhenwefirstmet?
Yeah,sure.
Canyoupeoplenotseeme?
Willyoutalktohim?
-Idon'tknow,Rach.-I'llgiveyou10RalphLaurenshirts.
One.
No,10.Yousaid10.Youcan'ttakethatback.
Youwantedtotalktome?
Idon'tknow.Yougotsomethingforme?
Yeah,thisisfromRachel.
Ten.Okay.
Tag,there'ssuchathingastoomanywomen.
-Really?
-Yeah,foryou.
-Hey,thereyouare.-ThereIam.
-Youokay?
-Yeah,JoeysaidIneededtorelax.
Sohegavemeanantihistamine.
What?
IfellasleeponthesubwayandwenttoBrooklyn.
Brooklynisfar.
Whatwereyouthinking?
Butdon'tworry,becauseIknowhowtotakeapicturenow.
Okay,see.Lookdown.
Lookdown.
Lookdown.
-Chandler?
-Yeah?
-Hi.-Hi.
HowarethingsgoingwithCrazy?
Hasshecookedyourrabbityet?
Listen,youarehearingonesideofthestory.Okay?
FYI,shemusthaveshownKyleover30paintsamples...
beforeshepaintedthatroom.
Andhisresponsetoeachonewas,"Idon'tgiveatinyrat'sass."
Maybesheshouldhavespentalittlelesstimedecorating...
andalittlemoretimeinthebedroom.
Idon'tthinkwearegoingtohavethatproblem...
butmaybeit'sbecauseIamnotemotionallyunavailable.
Youthinkhe'semotionallyunavailable?
Ithinkhecanbe.
Maybehewouldn'tbe...
ifshedidn'tbringtheofficehomeeverynight.
Excuseherforknowingwhatshewantstodowithherlife.
Well,shecertainlyknewwhatshewasdoingNewYear'sEve1997.
Iknew
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