Friends老友记第一季第17集The Two Parts2.docx
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Friends老友记第一季第17集TheTwoParts2
TheOneWithTwoParts,Part2
Writtenby:
MartaKauffmanandDavidCrane.
Transcribedby:
TennantStuartandMindyMattingly.
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
AnEmergencyRoom,RachelandMonicaenter. RachelislimpingandleaningonMonicaforsupport.]
Rachel:
Owowow.Owowowow.Owowow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.
(Theyreachthedesk.Theborednursethinksshe'shearditallbefore.)
Monica:
Hi.Uh,myfriendherewastakingdownourChristmaslights,andandshefelloffthebalconyandmayhavebrokenherfootororankleorsomething.
Nurse:
Mygod.YoustillhaveyourChristmaslightsup?
(Rachelglaresatthenurse,whogivesMonicaaformattachedtoaclipboard.)
Nurse:
Fillthisoutandbringitbacktome.
(MonicahelpsRachelovertoavacantseat.)
Rachel:
Owowow.Owowow.Owowow.
(Monicastartsontheform,whileRachelcatchesherbreathandmassagesherankle.)
Monica:
Okay,ooh,alright.Name,address...Okay,incaseofemergency,call?
Rachel:
You.
Monica:
Really?
Rachel:
Yeah.
Monica:
Oh,thatissosweet.(Touched,sheputsanarmaroundherfriendandkissesher.)Ohgosh,loveyou.Insurance?
Rachel:
Oh,yeah,checkit.Definitely,Iwantsomeofthat.
Monica:
(Nolongertouched)youdon'thaveinsurance?
Rachel:
Why,howmuchisthisgonnacost?
Monica:
Ihavenoidea,butX-raysalonecouldbeacouplehundreddollars.
Rachel:
Wel-wel-wellwhatarewegonnado?
Monica:
Wellthere'snotmuchwecando.
Rachel:
(Likeabigbaby)Um...unless,unlessIuseyours.
Monica:
Hah,nononononononononono.
Rachel:
(Tappingtheclipboard)well,now,waitasecond,whodidIjustputasmy"Incaseofemergency"person?
Monica:
(Lookingaroundtocheckthatno-one'slistening,thenloweringhervoiceanyway)That'sinsurancefraud.
Rachel:
Well,alright,then,forgetit.(Gettinguptogo)Mightaswelljustgohome.Owowowow!
Monica:
(JumpinguptomakeRachelsitdown)Okay,okay.Ihatethis.
Rachel:
Thankyou.Thankyou.Iloveyou.
Monica:
(tothenurse)Hi,(tinylaugh)um,I'mgonnaneedanewsetof(tinylaugh)theseforms(tinylaugh).
Nurse:
Why?
Monica:
(Tinylaugh)Iamreallyanidiot.(Tinylaugh)yousee,Iwasfillingoutmyfriend'sform,andinsteadofputtingherinformation,(tinylaugh)Iputmine.
Nurse:
Youareanidiot.(Shehandsoverablankform).
Monica:
(Tinylaugh)yep,that'sme,(tinylaugh)Iamthatstupid(tinylaugh).
[Scene:
CentralPerk,Chandler,hassplituphisnewspapersoJoeycanlookatthefunnies,whileRoss'sinappropriatejokeatLamazeclasshascomebacktohaunthim.]
Ross:
IhadadreamlastnightwhereIwasplayingfootballwithmykid.
ChandlerandJoey:
That'snice.
Ross:
No,no,withhim.(Hemimesholdingthebabylikeafootball.)I'monthisfield,andthey,theyhikemethebaby...andI,IknowI'vegottadosomething'causetheTampaBaydefenceiscomin'rightatme.
Joey:
TampaBay'sgotaterribleteam.
Ross:
Right,but,itisjustmeandthebaby,soI'mthinkin'theycantakeus.AndsoIuh,hah-hah,Ijustheaveitdownfield.
Chandler:
Whatareyoucrazy?
That'sababy!
Joey:
Heshouldtakethesack?
Ross:
Anyway,suddenlyI'mdownfield,andIrealisethatI'mtheonewho'ssupposedtocatchhim,right?
OnlyIknowthereisnowayI'mgonnagetthereintime,soIamrunning,andrunning,andthat,thatiswhenIwokeup.SeeI,Iamsonotreadytobeafather.
Chandler:
Hey,you'regonnabefine.You'reoneofthemostcaring,mostresponsiblemeninNorthAmerica.You'regonnamakeagreatdad.
Joey:
Yeah,Ross.Youandthebabyjustneedbetterblocking.
(Feelingalittlebetter,Rossfetchesmorecoffee.)
Joey:
Oh,haveeitheroneofyouguyseverbeentotheRainbowRoom?
Isitrealexpensive?
Chandler:
Well,onlyifyouorderstuff.
Joey:
I'mtakin'Ursulatonight.It'sherbirthday.
Ross:
Wo-wo-whoa.WhataboutPhoebe'sbirthday?
Joey:
When'sthat?
Ross:
Tonight.
Joey:
Oh,man.What'retheoddsofthathappening?
(Joeybeginstocontemplatehisillfortune.)
Ross:
Youtakeyourtime.
(Joeylooksathisfriends,thinksabitmore,thenrealises.)
Chandler:
Thereitis!
Sowhat'reyougonnado?
Joey:
WhatcanIdo?
Look,Idon'twanttodoanythingtoscrewitupwithUrsula.
Chandler:
AndyourfriendPhoebe?
Joey:
Well,ifshe'smyfriend,hopefullyshe'llunderstand.Imean,wouldn'tyouguys?
Chandler:
Man,ifyoutriedsomethinglikethatonmybirthday,you'dbestarin'atthebusinessendofahissyfit.
(Joeygesturestoshowthathewouldn'tdare...)
[Scene:
TheHospital,MonicaandRachelarewaitingforthedoctorstoarrive. TheyenterandareplayedbyNoahWyleandGeorgeClooney.]
Dr.Mitchell:
..youaddapinchofsaffron,itmakesallthedifference.
(Theyapproachtheyoungladies.Dr.MitchellconsultsMs.Geller'sadmissionsform.)
Dr.Mitchell:
Okay,errrr,Monica?
Monica:
Yes?
(jumpingasRachelpunchesherarm)..yes,sheis.
Rachel(asMonica):
Hi,thisismyfriendRachel.
Monica(asRachel):
Hi.
Dr.Mitchell:
(Smiling)Hi,errRachel.I'mDr.Mitchell.
Dr.Rosen:
(Smilingevenmoreandattemptingtotakeover)AndI'mhisfriend,Dr.Rosen.
(MonicaandRachelsmilebackprettily.)
Rachel:
Aren'tyoualittlecutetobeadoctor?
Dr.Rosen:
Excuseme?
Rachel:
Imeanter,(strugglingtoconcentrate)young,young,Imeantyoung,youngtobeadoctor.Ohgood,Rach.
Monica(asRachel):
Thankyou.
Rachel(asMonica):
Right.
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,everyonebutJoeyiswaitingforPhoebetoarriveforhersurprisebirthdayparty. RachelandMonicaistellingChandleraboutRachel'sincident.]
Rachel:
..so,hesaiditwasjustasprain,andthatwasit.
Monica:
Uh,youleftoutthestupidpart.
Rachel:
Notstupid.Theverycute,cute,cutedoctorsaskedusoutfortomorrownight,andIsaid"yes."
Monica:
Ithinkit'stotallyinsane,Imean,theyworkforthehospital.It'slikereturningtothesceneofthecrime.Youknow,Isayweblowoffthedates.
Rachel:
What?
Monica,theyarecute,theyaredoctors,(spellingitoutintheairforherslowfriend)cutedoctors,doctorswhoarecute!
Chandler:
Alright,whathavewelearnedsofar?
(Thereisaknockatthedoor.Someoneturnsthemusicoff,thenthewholepartyrunsandhides,exceptforMonicaandRachelwhoanswertheirdoor.Rossstandsinthedoorway,holdingabox,buteveryoneistookeyeduptonoticethatit'shim.)
TheWholeParty:
(Jumpingup)SURPRISE!
!
!
(Rossissostartledthathethrowshisarmsuptodefendhimself.Theboxtakesoff,thenlandswithasquishythud,itscontentsoozingoutontothefloor.Rossisnotpleased.)
Ross:
Whatthehellareyoudoing?
Youscaredthecrapouttame.
Rachel:
Wasthatthecake?
Ross:
Yeah,yeah.Igotalemonschmush.
Monica:
Comeon,she'llbehereanyminute.
(ThewholepartygathersroundasRossputstheboxonthecoffeetable.)
Rachel:
Ihopeit'sokay.
(AsRossopensthelid,everybodylooksatthemessinside.)
Monica:
Oh...
Chandler:
(Reading)"HappyBirthdayPeehe."
Monica:
Wellmaybewecanmakea,a,a'B'outofoneofthoseroses.
(Phoebequietlywandersin,tojointhetableau.)
Ross:
(Stillannoyed)Yeah,we'lljustuseourspecialcaketools.
Phoebe:
Hey,what'sgoingon?
Ross:
Oh,wejust...
Phoebe'sFriends:
(Finallynoticingtheguestofhonour)Surprise!
Phoebe:
(Delighted)oh,oh,oh!
Thisissogreat!
Ohmygod!
Thiswasnotatallscary.Hieverybody.HiBetty!
Betty,Hi!
(Thrilled)YoufoundBetty!
Ohmygod!
(Huggingpeople)Thisisgreat.EverybodyIloveisinthesameroom,(stillhappy)Where'sJoey?
(Thepartyfallsflat.Chandlertriestothinkofawitticism,butevenhecan'thelp...)
Chandler:
DidyouseeBetty?
(Bettywagglesherfingerstosay"Hi",butPhoebefeelsherbirthdayhasbeenruinedbyhertwin.)
[Scene:
ARestaurant,Rossishavinglunchwithhisfatherwhoisexamininghisnextforkful.]
Mr.Geller:
Itellyouonething,Iwouldn'tmindhavingapieceofthissun-driedtomatobusiness.Fiveyearsago,ifsomebodyhadsaidtome,here'satomatothatlookslikeaprune,I'dsay"getoutofmyoffice!
"
Ross:
Dad,beforeIwasborn,didyoufreakoutatall?
Mr.Geller:
I'mnotfreakingout,I'mjustsaying,ifsomebodyhadcometomewiththeideaandndash;
Ross:
Dad,dad,dad,I'mtalkin'aboutthewholeuh,babything.Didyouuh,evergetthissortof...panicky,"OhmygodI'mgonnabeafather"kindofathing?
Mr.Geller:
No.Yourmotherreallydidthework.Iwasbusywiththebusiness.Iwasn'taroundthatmuch.Isthatwhatthisisabout?
Ross:
No,no,Dad,Iwasjustwondering.
Mr.Geller:
'Causethere'stimetomakeupforthat.Wecandostufftogether.YoualwayswantedtogotothatColonialWilliamsburg.How'boutwedothat?
Ross:
Thanks,Dad,really,Iju...youknow,Ijust,Ijustneededtoknow,um...whendidyoustarttofeellikeafather?
Mr.Geller:
Oh,well,I,Iguessitmustabeenthedayafteryouwereborn.Wewereinthehospitalroom,yourmotherwasasleep,andtheybroughtyouinandgaveyoutome.Youwerethisuglylittleredthing,andallofasuddenyougrabbedmyfingerwithyourwholefist.Andyousqueezedit,sotight.Andthat'swhenIknew.
(Rossissomovedbyhisfather'scharmingstory,thathestopseating.)
Mr.Geller:
Soyoudon'twannagotoWilliamsburg?
Ross:
No,wecangotoWilliamsburg.
Mr.Geller:
Eatyourfish.
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,MonicaisjustgettingoffoftheintercomandturnsofftheTVwhichisstillintheSAPmode.]
Monica:
Rachel,thecutedoctorsarehere.
Rachel:
(enteringfromherroom)Okay,coming!
(MonicaopensthedoorforDr.MitchellandDr.Geoffrey.)
Monica:
Hi,comeonin.
Dr.Mitchell:
Hey.
Monica:
Hi,Geoffrey.
Rachel:
Hi.
Dr.Rosen:
Ahhere,webroughtwine.
Dr.Mitchell:
Lo
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