英文诗歌趣说英语发音同形异音.docx
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英文诗歌趣说英语发音同形异音
英文诗歌:
趣说英语发音——同形异音
OurStrangeLingo
(WrittenbyLordCromer,extractswerequoted.)
WhentheEnglishtonguewespeak.
Whyisbreaknotrhymedwithfreak?
Willyoutellmewhyit'strue
Wesaysewbutlikewisefew?
Andthemakeroftheverse,
Cannotrhymehishorsewithworse?
Beardisnotthesameasheard
Cordisdifferentfromword.
Cowiscowbutlowislow
Shoeisneverrhymedwithfoe.
Thinkofhose,dose,andlose
Andthinkofgooseandyetwithchoose
Thinkofcomb,tombandbomb,
Dollandrollorhomeandsome.
Sincepayisrhymedwithsay
WhynotpaidwithsaidIpray?
Thinkofblood,foodandgood.
Mouldisnotpronouncedlikecould.
Whereforedone,butgoneandlone-
Isthereanyreasonknown?
Tosumupall,itseemstome
Soundandlettersdon'tagree.
Poemsshowingtheabsurdities(荒谬)ofEnglishspelling.
Itakeityoualreadyknow
Oftoughandboughandcoughanddough?
Othersmaystumble,butnotyou,
Onhiccough,thorough,loughandthrough?
Welldone!
Andnowyouwish,perhaps,
Tolearnoflessfamiliartraps?
Bewareofheard,adreadfulword
Thatlookslikebeardandsoundslikebird,
Anddead:
it'ssaidlikebed,notbead-
Forgoodnesssakedon'tcallitdeed!
Watchoutformeatandgreatandthreat
(Theyrhymewithsuiteandstraightanddebt).
Amothisnotamothinmother,
Norbothinbother,brothinbrother,
Andhereisnotamatchforthere
Nordearandfearforbearandpear,
Andthenthere'sdoseandroseandlose-
Justlookthemup-andgooseandchoose,
Andcorkandworkandcardandward,
Andfontandfrontandwordandsword,
Anddoandgoandthwartandcart-
Come,come,I'vehardlymadeastart!
Adreadfullanguage?
Manalive!
I'dmastereditwhenIwasfive!
PhoneyPhonetics.
OnereasonwhyIcannotspell,
AlthoughIlearnedtherulesquitewell
Isthatsomewordslike'coup'and'through'
Soundjustlike'threw'and'flue'and'who';
When'oo'isneverspelledthesame,
The'juice'becomesaguessinggame;
AndthenIponderover'though',
Isitspelled'so',or'throw',or'bow',
Imeanthe'bow'thatsoundslike'plow',
Andnotthe'bow'thatsoundslike'row'-
The'row'thatispronouncedlike'roe'.
Iwonder,too,why'rough'and'tough',
Thatsoundthesameas'gruff'and'muff',
Arespelledlike'bough'and'though',forthey
Arebothpronouncedadifferentway.
Andwhycan'tIspell'trough'and'cough'
ThesameasIdo'scoff'and'golf'?
Whyisn't'drought'spelledjustlike'route',
or'doubt'or'pout'or'sauerkraut'?
Whenwordsallsoundsomuchthesame
Tochangethespellingseemsashame.
Thereisnosense-seesoundlikecents-
inmakingsuchadifference
Betweenthesightandsoundofwords;
Eachspellingrulethatundergirds
Thewayawordshouldlookwillfail
Andoftenprovetonoavail
Becauseexceptionswillnegate
Thetruthofwhattherulemaystate;
SothoughItry,Istilldespair
Andmoanandmutter"It'snotfair
ThatI'mhelduptoridicule
Andmadetolooklikesuchafool".
WHYENGLISHISSOHARDTOLEARN
WemustpolishthePolishfurniture.
Hecouldleadifhewouldgettheleadout.
Thefarmwasusedtoproduceproduce.
Thedumpwassofullthatithadtorefusemorerefuse.
Thesoldierdecidedtodesertinthedesert.
Thiswasagoodtimetopresentthepresent.
Abasswaspaintedontheheadofthebassdrum.
Whenshotat,thedovedoveintothebushes.
Ididnotobjecttotheobject.
Theinsurancewasinvalidfortheinvalid.
Thebandagewaswoundaroundthewound.
Therewasarowamongtheoarsmenabouthowtorow.
Theyweretooclosetothedoortocloseit.
Thebuckdoesfunnythingswhenthedoesarepresent.
Theysentasewerdowntostitchthetearinthesewerline.
Tohelpwithplanting,thefarmertaughthissowtosow.
Thewindwastoostrongtowindthesail.
Afteranumberofinjectionsmyjawgotnumber.
UponseeingthetearinmyclothesIshedatear.
Ihadtosubjectthesubjecttoaseriesoftests.
HowcanIintimatethistomymostintimatefriend?
Ireaditonceandwillreaditagen
Ilearnedmuchfromthislearnedtreatise.
Iwascontenttonotethecontentofthemessage.
TheBlessedVirginblessedher.Blessedherrichly.
It'sabitwickedtoover-trimashortwickedcandle.
Ifhewillabsenthimselfwemarkhimabsent.
Iinclinetowardbypassingtheincline.
CANDIDATEFORAPULLETSURPRISE
Ihaveaspellingchecker,
ItcamewithmyPC.
Itplaneleemarksfourmyrevue
Misssteaksayecanknotsea.
Eyeranthispoemthrewit,
Yoursurereelgladtwono.
Itsvarypolishedinit'sweigh.
Mycheckertolledmesew.
Acheckerisablesssing,
Itfreezeyewlodesofthyme.
Ithelpsmerightawlstilestworeed,
Andaidesmewheneyerime.
Eachfrayscomeposeduponmyscreen
Eyetrussedtoobeeajoule.
Thecheckerpourso'ereveryword
Tochequesumspellingrule.
Beeforeaveilingchecker's
Hourspellingmitedecline,
Andifwe'relacksoarhavealaps,
Wewoodbeemaidtoowine.
Buttnowbeecausemyspelling
Ischeckedwithsuchgrateflare,
Theirareknowfault'swithinmycite,
Ofnuneyeamawear.
Nowspellingdoesknotphaseme,
Itdoesknotbringatier.
Mypaypurrsawlduegladden
Withwrappedword'sfareashear.
Toritewithcareisquiteafeet
Ofwitchwonshouldbeeproud,
Andweemusseddewthebestweecan,
Sewflaw'sareknotaloud.
Sowewecanseawhyayedewprays
Suchsoftwearfourpeaseas,
Andwhyeyebrakeintwoaverse
Buyrightingwanttoopleas.
Eyehalveaspellingchecker
Itcamewithmypeasea
Itplainlymarquesformyrevue
Misssteakseyekinknotsea.
Eyestrikeakeyandtypeaword
Andweightfourittosay
Weathereyeamwrongoarwrite
Itshowsmestraitaweigh.
Assoonasamistacheismaid
Itnosebeeforetwolong
Andeyecanputtheerrorrite
It'srareleaeverwrong.
Eyehaverunthispoemthrewit
Eyeamshoreyourpleasedtwono
It'sletterperfectawltheweigh
Mycheckertolledmesew.
EyeRhymes,byHelenBowyer
Bearanddear
Share,Ifear
Thepointlessdeceptivness
Ofthereandhere.
Someandhome
Tombandcomb,
Sinagainstthetongue
Likefromandwhom.
Howlandbowl
Foulandsoul,
Misleadtheear
Likedollandtoll.
Giveanddive
Liveandthrive,
Bewilderthemoppet
Ofsixorfive.
Loveandhove
Doveandstrove
Soundnomorealike
Thangloveandcove.
Pewandsew
Doandgo
Failexpectation
Likenowandslow.
Laidandsaid
Mustberead
Asiftheyrhymed
WithneighedandNed.
Ibegyourpardon?
Itakeityoualreadyknow
Oftoughandboughandcoughanddough?
Othersmaystumble,butnotyou,
Onhiccough,thorough,loughandthrough?
Welldone!
Andnowyouwish,perhaps,
Tolearnoflessfamiliartraps?
Bewareofheard,adreadfulword
Thatlookslikebeardandsoundslikebird,
Anddead:
it'ssaidlikebed,notbead-
Forgoodnesssakedon'tcallitdeed!
Watchoutformeatandgreatandthreat
(Theyrhymewithsuiteandstraightanddebt).
Amothisnotamothinmother,
Norbothinbother,brothinbrother,
Andhereisnotamatchforthere
Nordearandfearforbearandpear,
Andthenthere'sdoseandroseandlose-
Justlookthemup-andgooseandchoose,
Andcorkandworkandcardandward,
Andfontandfrontandwordandsword,
Anddoandgoandthwartandcart-
Come,come,I'vehardlymadeastart!
Adreadfullanguage?
Manalive!
I'dmastereditwhenIwas
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