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221TheOneWiththeTwoBullies
221TheOneWiththeTwoBullies
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel'sapartment.Everyoneisthere.Monicaiswatchingstockpricesonabusinesschannel.]
JOEY:
HeyMonica,whyarewewatchin'thebusinesschannel?
MONICA:
'CauseIwasgoingbyittheotherdayandIsawthattherewasastockwithmyinitials,MEG,onitand,well,sometimesIhavetowatchfortwoorthreehoursbeforeitcomesupagainbutwhenitdoes,it'sprettyexciting.
RACHEL:
Okhoney,youreallyneedajob.
ROSS:
Mon,speakingofwhich,dadsaysheknowssomeoneyoucancallforaninterview.
MONICA:
Really.
PHOEBE:
Ok,rightthere.That,that'sthethirdsigntoday.Rightthere.
ROSS:
Onbehalfofeveryone,I'djustliketosaybehuh.
PHOEBE:
No,'causeyoujustsaiddadandeverywhereIgotodayIkeepgettingsignstellingmetogoseemyfather.LikewhenIwaswalkingoverhereandIpassedabuffet...whichismyfather'slastname.
EVERYONE:
Ahh.
PHOEBE:
Andtheywereservingfrankswhichishisfirstnameminusthesattheend.Andtherewasarotisseriewithspinningchicken.
MONICA:
Hisindianname?
PHOEBE:
NobecauseIchickenedoutthelasttimewhenItriedtomeethim.SoImeancoincidences?
Idon'tthinkso.
ROSS:
Freakish.
MONICA:
Wow.
JOEY:
Freaky.
MONICA:
Weird,weird.
RACHEL:
Ok,souh,whowantsthelasthamburger?
PHOEBE:
Oh,alright,that'sit,nowIhavetogoseehim.
MONICA:
Why?
PHOEBE:
Hamburger.McDonald's.OldMacDonaldhadafarm,mydadisapharmacist.
OPENINGTITLES
[Scene:
CentralPerk.ChandlerandRossenterinsweatscarryingrackets.]
CHANDLER:
Man,Iamsobeat.
ROSS:
Ohyeah.
CHANDLER:
Hey,youjustwannaforgetaboutraquetballandhangouthere?
ROSS:
Yeahalright.
[theysitatthecouch]
BIGBULLY:
[walksbackfromthecounter]Heyyou'reinourseats.
ROSS:
Oh,sorrywedidn'tknow.
LITTLEBULLY:
[walksbackfromthecounter]Hey,weweresittingthere.
CHANDLER:
Ok,thereisonemorewaytosayit,whoknowsit?
LITTLEBULLY:
Isthatsupposedtobefunny?
CHANDLER:
Noactually,Iwasjustgoingforcolorful.
BIGBULLY:
What'swiththisguy?
LITTLEBULLY:
What'swithyou?
ROSS:
Uh,nothing,nothing'swithhim.Enjoyyourcoffee.
[asthey'rewalkingoff,littlebullygrabsChandlershatfrombehindandputsitonhimself]
CHANDLER:
Whatjusthappened?
LITTLEBULLY:
Ijusttookyourhat.See,Icanbefunnytoo.My,myjokeisthatI,Itookyourhat.
CHANDLER:
That,thatisfunny.CanIhaveitback?
LITTLEBULLY:
No.
CHANDLER:
No?
BIGBULLY:
No.
ROSS:
Ok,ok,youknowwhat?
Ithinkyou'reveryfunny.Kudosonthathatjoke.But,comeonguyjust,justgivehimbackthehat.
BIGBULLY:
Whyshouldwe?
ROSS:
Becauseit'saspecialhat.[ChandlerlooksatRossfunny]Seeheboughtit'causehewasfeelingreallydownonedaysohegotthehattocheerhimselfup,yaknow.NowChandler...
CHANDLER:
Stoptalking,stoptalkingnow.Letmejustgetthisstraight.You'reactuallystealingmyhat?
BIGBULLY:
Yougotaproblemwiththat?
CHANDLER:
No,justwannamakesurewe'reonthesamepage.
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel'sapartment.JoeyandRachelaresittingthereandMonicawalksin.]
RACHEL:
Hey,how'dtheinterviewgo?
MONICA:
Itbit.Itwasa50'sthemerestraunt.Ihavetocookinacostumeanddanceonthecounter.ImeanIwasachefatCafedesArtistes.ImeanhowcouldItakeajobwhereIhavetomakesomethingcalledLaverneandCurlyFries?
RACHEL:
Sodon'tdoit.
MONICA:
HowcanInotdoit?
Ihave$127inthebank.
JOEY:
Monica,relax,gogetabeer.
MONICA:
Idon'twantabeer.
JOEY:
Whosaiditwasforyou?
ROSSandCHANDLER:
[bothenterlookingdown]Hhhiiii.
RACHEL:
What'sthematterwithyou?
CHANDLER:
Themeanguysatthecoffeehousetookmyhat.
RACHEL:
Noo.
JOEY:
You'rekiddin'.
ROSS:
Itwasridiculous.Yaknow,theseguys,theywerebullies,actualbullies,yaknow.We'regrownups,thiskindastuffisn'tsupposedtohappenanymore.
RACHEL:
Oohhh.
ROSS:
Hi.
RACHEL:
Hi.[RossturnstoRachelandtheyhug]
CHANDLER:
Ohhh[turnsasiftohugsomeone]Ohno,waitaminute,Ihavenoone.
JOEY:
Hey,woah,let'sgodownthereandgetyourhatback.
CHANDLER:
Na,forgetit,it'sprobablystrippedandsoldforpartsbynow.
MONICA:
[seeingTV]Hey,Iwentup.
RACHEL:
What?
MONICA:
Mystock,MEG,itwentup2points.Heyguys,doyourealizethatifIhadinvestedmy$127inmyselfyesterdaythatI'dlikehave...alotmorethanthattoday.Yaknowwhat,I'mgonnadoit.
JOEY:
Dowhat?
MONICA:
Putallmymoneyinme.
RACHEL:
Monica,whatareyoutalkingabout?
Youdon'tknowthefirstthingaboutthestockmarket.
MONICA:
What'stoknow?
Buysell,highlow,bearsbulls...[onthephone]YesManhattan...yeahtelephonenumberofthestock...sellingstore.
[Scene:
Phoebe'sdad'shouse.PhoebepullsupinthecabwithRachelandJoeyintheback.]
[Phoebeslamsonthebreaks.JoeyandRachelarethrownforwardintothepillowsintheirlaps.]
JOEY:
See,didn'tItellyathesepillowswouldbeagoodidea?
PHOEBE:
OhGod,herewego.ForthefirsttimeinmylifeI'mgonnasay'Hibirthfather'.
RACHEL:
Weloveyou,we'rehereforyou.
JOEY:
Yeahgoodluck,goodluck.
PHOEBE:
Thanks.[getsoutofthecab]
JOEY:
HeyRach,youuh,youwantsomesandwich?
RACHEL:
Ohh,whatisinthat?
JOEY:
Oliveloafandhamspread,nomayo.
RACHEL:
Nono,'causemayo,thatwouldmakeitgross.
PHOEBE:
[alittledogstartsattackingherleg]Hey,hey,no,ohoh.
RACHEL:
RunPhoeberun.
PHOEBE:
Nonono,doggieplease.Oh,Idosowannaloveallanimals,pleaseno.
JOEY:
Gethimabone,getabone.Yougottabone?
RACHEL:
Areyoukiddingme?
PHOEBE:
Lookkibbles,bits.OhGod,alright,getthehelloffmylegyouyippitypieceofcrap.[Flingsthedogoffandjumpsinthecab.Thedogkeepsjumpinguptothewindow.]Ok,alright,wehaveaproblem.
JOEY:
Wellwhydon'tyoujustreachoutandtakehistrampoline.
RACHEL:
Ok,here,Iknowwhatwecando.[grabsJoey'ssadwichandthrowsitoutthewindow]
JOEY:
Hey,hey,heyno.
RACHEL:
Ok,doggiegetthe-aahhh.Okgogetthesandwich,getthesandwichdoggie.[dogignoresthesandwich]Gooddoggiegetthesandwich,getthe...ok,Joey,thedogwilllickhimselfbuthewillnottouchyoursandwich,whatdoesthatsay?
JOEY:
Wellifhe'snotgonnaeatit,Iwill.
PHOEBE:
Areyoucrazy?
JOEY:
Phoebs,he'sjustalittledog.[turnsbacktothecarwindowandthedogishalfwaythroughit.]Ahhh.
[Scene:
CentralPerk.ChandlerandRossaresittingatthecouch.]
CHANDLER:
Hey.
ROSS:
What?
CHANDLER:
DoyouhavetobeaCentury21real-estateagenttogettowearthosereallycooljackets?
ROSS:
Doyousaythisstufftogirls?
BIGBULLY:
Hehehehey,isn'tthattheguywhousedtowearyourhat?
LITTLEBULLY:
Andlookwherethey'resitting.
ROSS:
You'rejoking,right?
Youguysjustwalkedthroughthedoor.
BIGBULLY:
Maybewedidn'tmakeitclearenough.
LITTLEBULLY:
Yeah.
BIGBULLY:
Thiscouchbelongstous.
CHANDLER:
Alright,I'lltellyouwhat,youcallthecouchandthen,andthenwe'llcallthecouch,andwe'llseewhoitcomesto.
BIGBULLY:
YouknowwhatIkeepwondering?
Whyyoutwoarestillsittinghere.
ROSS:
Alright,that'sit.I'vehadenoughofthis,alright.Gunther,theseguysaretryingtotakeourseat.
GUNTHER:
Fellas,theseguyswereherefirst.
BIGBULLY:
Oh,sorry,Ididn'trealize.
LITTLEBULLY:
Sorry.
GUNTHER:
Thereyougo.
ROSS:
ThankyouGunther.Wedidn'twanttohavetogoanddothat.
LITTLEBULLY:
Hetoldonus?
BIGBULLY:
Youtoldonus?
ROSS:
Wellpal,youdidn'tgivememuchofachoice.[flickstheendsofthebigbully'stie]
CHANDLER:
Don'tplaywithhisthings.
ROSS:
Iknow.
BIGBULLY:
Alright,let'stakethisoutside.
ROSS:
Let's,let'stakethisoutside?
Whotalkslikethat?
BIGBULLY:
Theguythat'sabouttokickyourasstalkslikethat.
CHANDLER:
Youhadtoask.
ROSS:
Yeah.
[thebulliesgrabthebackofthecouchthatRossandChandleraresittinginandtipback]
ROSS:
Ok,oklook,see,thethingiswe're,we'renotgonnafightyouguys.
LITTLEBULLY:
Wellthenhere'sthedeal,youwon'thavetosolongasneverevershowyourfacesinthiscoffeehouseeveragain.
CHANDLER:
IthinkyouplayedtheGunthercardtoosoon.
[Scene:
BackinthecabinfrontofPhoebe'sdad'shouse.]
JOEY:
HeyPhoeb's,Ithinkyou'regoodtogo.
PHOEBE:
Yeah,Idon'tknow.
RACHEL:
What'sthematter?
PHOEBE:
Ijustthinkthatthiswasareallybadsign,yaknow.Imean,likethebeastatthethreshold,youknow.It'sjustlike,Ihavenofamilyleft,yaknow.Imeanexceptformygrandmother,youknow,butlet'sfaceit,she'snotgonnabearoundforever,despitewhatshesays.AndIhaveasisterwhoI'vebarelyspokentosincewelikesharedawomb.Idon'tknow,thisismyrealfatherandIjust,Iwantthingstobelikejustright.
RACHEL:
YeahPhoebe,Icompletelyunderstand.
JOEY:
Yeah,whateveryouneed.Hey,youwannagohome?
PHOEBE:
Ok,thanks.Sorry,again
[Shestartsthecabandpullsforward.Wehearasquishandadogyelp.]
PHOEBE:
[innocently]Whatwasthat?
JOEY:
Uhh,I'mguessingthethreshold'sclearnow.
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel'sapartment.Joeyiseatingbreakfast,Rachelhasjustgottenup,andMonicaisonthephone.]
MONICA:
Iwannabuy5sharesofSGJandIwannabuythemnow.C'montimeismoneymyfriend.Thankyou.Wooo.
RACHEL:
Timeismoneymyfriend?
JOEY:
Yeah,youmissed,'Takesmoneytomakemoney,'anduh,'Don'tmakemecomedownthereandkickyourwallstreetbutt.'
MONICA:
Hey,Imade$17beforebreakfast,whathaveyoudone?
JOEY:
Welluh,IhadbreakfastheresotechnicallyIsaved$3.50.
RACHEL:
Howdidyoumake$17.
MONICA:
Well,myfinanciallychallengedfriends,IsplitmymoneyandIboughtsomesharesofCHPandZXY.
JO
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