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SouthPark804
SouthPark
8.04-YouGotF'dInTheA
[AparkinglotsomewhereinSouthPark,day.Theboysareplayingwithmotorizedtoycars]
Cartman:
Dude,theselittleremote-controlledcarsarekickass.[acargoesuparampandjumpsoff]
Kyle:
Sweet.Imademinegooffthejump.[Stan'scarisuncooperative]
Stan:
Dude,mycarsucks.Igottagetanewone.[somekidscomeupbehindStan]
Kyle:
Hey,whoarethosekids?
[StanandCartmanturntosee.Thecrewoffiveapproachandstop.Theirleader,dressedingrays,stepsforthwithhisboomboxandsetsitdown,presses"Play,"andstepsbackintothecrew.Arapbeginstoplayandthecrewbeginstodance]
Boombox:
Let'sseeyoudaaance,sucka!
You'vegotnothin'onme!
Let'sseeyoudaaance,sucka!
You'vegotnothin'onme!
Let'sseeyou...!
Let'sseeyou...!
Let'sseeyou...!
Let'sseeyou...!
Daaance,sucka!
[briefinstrumental]
Let'sseeyoudaaance,sucka!
You'vegotnothin'onme!
Let'sseeyoudaaance,sucka!
You'vegotnothin'onme!
Let'sseeyoudaaance-
OCLeader:
[wearingLilShiitcap]Yeah,howyoulikethaty'all!
[Stanandhisfriendsmerelylookon]
OCMember1:
[dressedinred]Let'sbringittotheselosers.
OCGirl:
Awwyeah!
[thecrewleaderdancesforwardanddoessomegymnasticsmovesinStan'sface]
OCLeader:
Whatchoogot,huh?
!
Yougotnothin'!
[doessomemoremovesandstepsbackwardsintohiscrew]Damn!
Youjustgotserved!
[hiscrewagreeswithhim.Stanandfriendsdon'tmove.ThecrewmemberdressedinredstepsforwardanddancesinKyle'sface.]Awwman!
[thedancertwirlsonhisheadandendsinachallengepose]
OCGirl:
Hegotyou,dude.
OCLeader:
Nowthatkidisgettin'served!
OCGirl:
Uhhuh.[thedancerinredstandsonhislefthandandchallengesKylewithhisgroin]
OC:
Whoa!
[thedancerrollsawayandstandsonhisrighthand,rollsbackandrestsonhisleftside,thendancesaway]
OCLeader:
Awwman,lookatthem!
Theyknowtheycan'ttriptothat!
[thegirlturnstheradiooffandthedancersturnandwalkaway.]Yeah!
We'reouttahere!
OCMember2:
[ingray-green,looksleft]Thatwassmokin'!
OCMember1:
[looksright]Theydidn'tdonothin'!
OCMember3:
[Asian,turnsaround]Sorryy'all,buttrunottoletitstingtoobad!
[laughsandturnsaround]
OCLeader:
[turnsaround]Yougotserved!
[theotherslaughandheturnsaround]Comeon!
Theyhadnothin'!
Let'sgoy'all!
OCMember:
Comeony'all!
[...andthey'regone]
Kyle:
...Whatthehelljusthappened?
[Chef'shouse,later.Stanringsthedoorbell]
Chef:
[opensup]Oh.Hellothere,children!
Stan:
Chef,wejustgotserved.
Chef:
Ohboy...Wellcomeoninside,children.I'llmakeyousomecocoa.
[Chef'shouse,livingroom.Chefshowsthechildrentothecouch]
Chef:
Haveaseat,children.Justtrytorelaxandbreathe.[theboyssitdown]Areyouallokay?
Kyle:
Yeah.
Chef:
Allright.Now,wheredidyougetserved?
Stan:
OverattheTrueValueparkinglot.Therewerejustthesekidsweneversawbeforeshowedupandtheywerelike,reallygooddancersand,wedon'treallyunderstandwhatitmeans,butIguess-
Chef:
Okayokay,relaxchildren.Relax.It'sallovernow.Justtrytocalmdownandsittight.[turnsaroundandpicksupthephone]I'mgonnacallyourparentsandletthemknowyou'reokay.[tapsoutanumberandthephonerings]Mrs.Marsh?
Hi,it'sChef.Yeah,I'mgood.Listen:
Stanandhisfriendsjustgotserved.Yeah.Yeah,overattheTrueValue.Nono,he'sfine.They'reallfine.Yeah,itwassomekidsfromoutoftown.Apparentlytheywereprettygooddancers.Theyreallylet'emhaveit.
[Stan'shouse,thatnight.Thefamilyisatthediningtable.SharonbringsalargedishovertoStan]
Sharon:
Here,Stanley,Imadeyourfavoritepotatodish.Iwantyoutofeelbetter,okay.[Sharon]
Randy:
What'sthematterwithhim?
Sharon:
Oh.Stangotservedatschooltoday.
Randy:
Yougotserved?
Bywho?
Stan:
Some,kidsfromOrangeCounty.
Sharon:
Let'snotmakeabigdealoutofit.
Randy:
Sowha-sowhat'dyoudo?
D'youdanceback?
Stan:
No.
Randy:
What?
Yo-yougotservedandjuststoodthereandtookit?
?
Sharon:
Thatwastherightthingtodo.
Randy:
Naw,that'scrap,Sharon!
Stanley,whensomebodychallengesyoutodance,youhavetodancebackatthem,orelsethey'llthinkyou'reweak.
Stan:
ButDad,Idon'tknowhowtodanceornothin'.
Randy:
[inlowtones]Wellthen,it'sabouttimeyoulearned!
[risesfromthetable]Putonsomeloose-fittingclothesandmeetmeinthegarage!
Stan:
ButDad-
Randy:
Now!
[walksoff]
[Stan'shouse,garage.StanandRandyarepresent.Randyisdressedinsweats,StanisdressedinsweatpantsandsleevelessT-shirt.RandyputsaCDintoastereosystem.]
Randy:
Allrightson,dancingisallaboutaframeofmind.Now,I'mnottellingyoutogoaroundchallengingotherkidstodance,butwhentheychallengeyou,youjustlook'emstraightintheeye,andgive'emthis.["Achy-BreakyHeart"beginstoplay,andRandybeginstodance.Stanlookson.]Comeon,Stan.[StanstepscloserandbeginstofollowRandy'smoves.]...six,seven,eight.[Stanstepsoutofaslipper,butslipsbackintoitquickly]
[SouthPark,day,Luau'sToys.Stanandhisfriendsexitandwalkdownthestreet]
Kyle:
Dude,thatisasweetRCcar.
Stan:
[carryingthecar]Yeah,let'sgoraceitrightnow.[theyrunintotheOCkids]
OCMember2:
Well,whatwegothere?
OCMember1:
It'sthewhiteboysthatwereservedyesterday.[theylaugh]
OCLeader:
Youwantalittlemore,homeboys?
Kyle:
We'renotinterested,thanks.
OCMember1:
[stepsforth]You'renotinteresetd?
Notinterestedinthis?
?
[waitsfortheboomboxtoplay,thendancesinKyle'sface,includingabackflip.AlloftheOCcrewmembersbegintodance]
Boombox:
Youcan'tsteptomyroots,sodon'ttryit.
Youcan抰burnwithmygroupsodon抰lightit.
I'montheOCcrewandI'mbetterthanyou.
Youliketosuckmyballs,don'tdenyit.
Youcan'tbopherlikemesodon'tgothere.
Youneverfindabiggerbitchplayernowhere.
Iputmyjimmyinaho,putoffsoul.
I'magoodlistenerandthat'srare.
BlackMan:
OhLord,lookatthosemoves.
BlackWoman:
Oooo,theyaretakin'itout!
BlackMan2:
Ohman,theyaregettingserved!
BlackWoman2:
Ooooo,it'sgettinghotouthere!
BlackMan3:
Havemercih!
[thedancersedgecloserandclosertotheSPboys]
Others:
Oooooo,lookatthat!
Lord!
Gettin'served!
[therapisturnedoffandtheOCcrewturnstoseewhodidit.StanputsinhisCDandpreparestoservetheOCboys."AchyBreakyHeart"playsandStandancesthestepshelearnedthenightbefore.Thecrowdsbehindbothgroupslookonforawhile,thenbegintocheerStanon.Chefwalkdownthestreetmindinghisbusiness,buthelooksoveratthecommotionandhisjawdrops.]
Kyle:
Yeah!
GoStan!
Chef:
Ohno!
[beginstocrossthestreet]No,stopStan!
Youdon'tknowwhatyou'redoin'!
[theOCkidsarespeechless.Thesongends.Stanlooksaroundandsmiles.TheOCkidslookliketheyjustgotserved]
Kyle:
AllrightStan!
Cartman:
HA!
Youjustgotf'dinthea!
OCLeader:
Wha?
Kyle:
Yeah!
YOUgotserved!
Kenny:
Woohoo.
Cartman:
Yeah!
Kyle:
That'sright!
Cartman:
Allright!
Kenny:
Woowoo.
Chef:
[arrives]Nonono!
OCLeader:
Okay.Allright.Wegotserved.Sonow,Iguess...It'son.
Stan:
What?
OCMember1:
ThisSaturday!
Ourtopfivedancersagainstyorutopfivedancers!
OCConventionCenter.It'son!
OCMembers:
It'son!
It'son!
It'son!
It'son!
Townsman:
[closeshiseyesandlaments]OhLordit'son!
Chef:
Ohdamnit!
Iknewthatwasgonnahappen.
OCMember3:
We'llseeyouSaturday,fools!
[thecrowdbehindtheOCcrewpartsandtheyleave]
OCMembers:
Yeah,andyou'dbetterhavealotbetterdancerswithyouthanthoseloozas!
'Causeit'son!
OCMembers:
It'son!
It'son!
It'son!
It'son!
[thecrowdbeginstomurmuraboutSaturdayandthecompetitionbeingon.]
Chef:
Stan,whatthehelldidyoudancebackfor?
?
Stan:
IthoughtIwassupposedto!
Chef:
Nowyou'vegottacompeteagainsttheminthedancecompetitiononSaturday!
Stan:
Butwhy?
?
Chef:
Becauseifyougetservedandservedthemback,thenit'son!
Don'tyouknowanything?
?
[Stan'shouse,breakfastnook.Randyisfillingoutchecksforhisbills]
Sharon:
[entersthekitchenwithStan]Well,nicegoing,Randy!
Reallygreatadviceyougaveoursonhere!
Randy:
[turnsaround]What?
Sharon:
ThosekidsshoweduptoserveStanagainandhedancedback!
Randy:
Sowhathappened?
Sharon:
It'son!
[Stanlookshelplesslyathisfatherashismotherdragshimoff.Randylookson]
[OCConventionCenter,day.AlargescreenovertheCentersays"Bounce"whileasignclosertotheviewersays"ThisSaturday,7PM,OrangeCountyVS.SouthPark,DanceCompetition.It'sOn!
!
!
!
"Inside,preparationsaremadeforthecompetition.Onthefloor,theOCcrewpracticesitsmoveundertheircoach'ssupervision]
Coach:
[keepingtime]Comeonnow,keepittight!
[theleaderandthememberinreddropbackwardsandthenspinontheirheads,thegirlspinsonherlefthand]Good.Nowwatchthattiming,drillteam!
[InthebackgroundRandyappearsandwalksthroughoneofthemanydoors.Thecrewfinisheswithaflourish.Themembersthencongratulatethemselves]
OCMember1:
Allright!
OCGirl:
[stands]Allright!
OCLeader:
Yeah,badass!
OCMember2:
Yeah,thatwastight!
Coach:
Notbad,kids.Notbad.[Randyapproaches]
OCMember1:
Notbad?
SouthParkdoesn'tstandachance!
OCGirl:
Ihea
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