生活大爆炸第10季第5集美剧字幕对白纯英文看美剧电影学英语打印word版.docx
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PreviouslyonTheBigBangTheory.
Cohabitationwithmygirlfriend?
That'sagreatdealtoprocess.
It'sonlyforfiveweeks.
Letmeappealtothescientistinyou.
Giventhefive-weekenddate,
isn'tittheperfectopportunitytoconsiderthisanexperiment
andcollectdataonourcompatibility?
Don'ttryluringmeinwithsexytalk.
Okay.
StarTrek:
TheOriginalSeries.
TheEnterprisewasonafive-yearmissiontoexplorenewworlds.
Thinkofthisasyour
personalfive-weekmissiontodothesame.
Ifyouwanttoluremeinwithsexytalk,that'showyoudoit.
Okay.Whydon'tyouguysstayacrossthehall,
andwewilllivehere?
Verywell.I'monboard.
-Seriously?
-Yes.
Iacceptthisfive-weekmission
tosharealivingspacewithmygirlfriend.
Oh.Thisissoexciting.
Well,now,don'tbesurprisedif,likeStarTrek,
it'scanceledinthree.
it'scanceledinthree.
Okay,I'mconfused.
WhichoneisMr.Robot?
I'llgiveyouahint.
We'rewatchingDaredevil.
WillyoutwopleaseinformAmy
howmuchyouenjoyadheringtoastrictbathroomschedule?
-Can't.-Won't.
-Didn't.-Don't.
Itoldyou,
youcan'tregulateeveryaspectofourlives.
Icanifyou'djustrolloverandacceptyourfate.
I'msorryforbringingthisoverhere.
Believeme,weknowwhatyou'regoingthrough.
AndI-Ithinkthemosthelpfulthingwecantellyouis
nobacksies.
Sheldon,Iunderstand
thatyoulikethingsacertainway
andI'mwillingtomakesomeconcessions,
butyouhavetobeopentocompromise.
She'sright.That'sreasonable.
Oh,lookwho'sinfavorofcompromise,
thewomanwhomarriedLeonardHofstadter.
Hey,shedidn'tcompromise.
Shesettled.There'sadifference.
Yeah.Youtellhim,babe.
WhattimedoyouandBernadetteheadout?
AssoonasIgethome.
We'rehopingtomakeitbeforedark.
I'veneverbeentoPalmSprings.
Oh,youshouldgo.
It'sterrific.I-Ireallythriveanywhere
thewomenandthetemperatureareover90.
Idon'tknow.
IfIwanttowatcholdpeoplesweat,
IcanjustFaceTimemyfamilyinIndia.
It'sniceyouandBernadettearegettingaway.
Well,shewantsustospendmoretimetogether
beforethebabycomes.
Sothenwhatareyoudoingherebuyingcomicbooks?
Well,hewantsustospendmoretimetogether
beforethebabycomes.
Whenyoulivewithsomeone,there'sgonnabeconflict.
Youjusthavetokeepcommunicating.
I'mopentothat.
Okay.Well,forstarters,
there'snothingwrongwithkeepingourtoothbrushes
inthesameholder.
Sheldon,whatdoyousaytothat?
Ithinkweshouldseeotherpeople.
What?
!
Well,asamale,Ihaveanevolutionarydrive
toperpetuatemyDNA.
Restrictingmyselftoasinglepartnerisagainstmynature.
Wesleeptogetheronceayear!
Youwantotherpartners?
Don'tblameme.Blameyourpal,biology.
He'sthepervertpullingthestringshere.
Youwannaseeotherpeople?
Goseeotherpeople.
Ihopeoneofthosepeopleisamonkey,'causethisisbananas.
Youcanmakejokes,butifthiskeepsup,
-he'sgonnamovebackinhere.-Allright.
Well,let'sjustgetthemapartforawhile
-sotheycancooldown.-Good.
Thenbeforewereintroducethem,
we'llgivehimoneofhersweaters
sohecangetusedtoherscentagain.
Soit'sokayforyoutojokearound?
No,that'sactuallywhatwedidwithhim
whenHowardcamebackfromspace.
Honey,howyafeeling?
Thebooksaysatthisstageofthepregnancy
morningsicknessshouldbegoingaway.
Sothat'sgoodnews,right?
TheonlythingIhatemorethanyourightnowisthatbook!
Theresheis!
Who'sreadyforahot,
three-hourcarridetothedesert?
Nextvomitisgonnabeinyourlap.
I'msorry.
Wedon'thavetogo.
Butit'sourlastchancetotakeavacation
that'sjustthetwoofus.
How'boutwestayhere?
Wedon'tevenhavetotellanyone.
It'llbelikeasecretvacationathome.
Keepingsecretsfromourfriends--
thatdoessoundkindafun.
Doesitsound...
sexy?
Youjustheardmethrowingup.
YoubetIdid.
You'resoweird.
Youknowwhat'sweird?
Howturnedonyouarerightnow.
Youknow,peoplearequicktoaccuseme
ofbeingdifficulttolivewith,
butthetruthis,Amyisjustaschallenging.
Justaschallenging.
Yes.
Asyou.
Yes.
Justaschallengingasyou.
Whenwe'resleeping,
shebreathesonme.
Onenight,itgotsobadIalmostgrabbedToto
andheadedforthestormcellar.
Leonardbreathesonme,too.
It'snotabigdeal.
She'salwayscomplainingaboutpeopleatwork.
Well,sodoesLeonard.
It'skindofannoying,butit'snottheendoftheworld.
DoyouknowthatwhenIgetoutoftheshower,
sheeyesmeupanddownlikeI'mapieceofmeat?
Youknow,sodoesLeonard.
Can'tIjustgetreadyinthemorning
withouthimgivingmehisgoofythumbs-up?
Iknow.
SometimesIwouldjustliketobeappreciatedformymind.
Agreed!
Thankyou!
Thatfeelsgreat.
Well,pullingaquarteroutofyourear
isn'ttheonlymagicthesehandscando.
Infact,wh-what'sthisbetweenyourtoes?
!
Canyoupleasestop
makingmoneycomeoutofmefortwominutes?
Wasthatthefrontdoor?
Itsoundedlikeit.
Oh,myGod.Someone'sinthehouse.
Lockthedoor,lockthedoor!
Weshouldcallthepolice.Uh...
Ileftmyphonedownstairs.
Damn,sodidI.
Wait,IhavemyiPad!
Whatarewegonnado?
E-mail911?
That'snothelpful!
YouknowIrelyonhumorintimesofstress.
Letmeknowwhenyoustart,becausethatwasn'tfunny!
Isthatthehottub?
Whowoulduseourhottub?
Well,theanswerisbothmoreandlessdisturbing
thanyouthink.
Whoisit?
Stuart.
Heheardmetalkingaboutusgoingaway.
Iguesshedecidedtoinvitehimselfover?
Shouldwesaysomethingtohim?
Maybe.How'bout,
"Hey,youlooklikeaboiledchickenbreast"?
Imeantlike,"Whatareyoudoinghere?
"
Nah,that'snotgonnahurthisfeelings.
Whyisnothingeasywithhim?
Look,here'sthethingyouneedtounderstandaboutSheldon:
he'stheworst.
Iprefertothinkofitashigh-maintenance.
Iprefertothinkofmyselfasfive-ten,
butIstillneedtogetallmypantshemmed.
IguessIshouldhaveknownwhatIwasgettingmyselfinto.
Don'tbeatyourselfup.
You'veneverlivedwithanyonebefore.
-That'strue.-Andyou'restartingout
withSheldonCooper.
That'slikegettingyourfirstpetandhavingitbe--
Idon'tknow...
What'sakindofpetthatruinsyourlife?
You'renotmakingmefeelbetter.
Look,evenwhenPennyandIstartedlivingtogether,
therewasa-alearningcurve.
ButIpromiseyou,itdoesgeteasier.
Heputasignupinthebathroomthatsays,
"NumberofdayswithoutAmy'shaironthesoap."
Yeah.
Myrecordwassix.
Isitme,oristheresomethingfun
aboutwatchinghimjustfloatthere?
Maybethisiswhypeoplegetfishtanks.
Whojustturnedtheporchlightson?
Issomeoneelsehere?
Theymusthaveleftthetubon.
GoodthingIstoppedby.
Whatareyoudoinghere?
!
Whatareyoudoinghere?
!
MaybeHowardandBernadettesaidIcouldbehere!
Didthey?
Answerthequestion!
Whatareyoudoinghere?
!
Ihadnothingelsetodotonight.
Thelastcoupleofmonths,
IcomeherewhenIknowthey'renothome.
What?
!
Theyheardmeinthebushesonce,
buttheythoughtitwasaraccoon.
Itoldyouraccoonsdon'tsay"Uh-oh."
Youknow,onenight,Leonard'snosewhistledsoloud,
Iswearitwaslikesleepingonatraintrack.
-Haveyounoticedit'salwaysanA-flat?
-Isit?
It'slikehissinusesarerighthereinthecar.
Ifwe'rejustgoingtodrivearoundaimlessly,
theleastyoucoulddoistakemeforicecream.
Yeah,I'lltakeyouforicecream.
Well,see,whycan'tAmybethatsubservient?
Shehascoitusonetime,suddenlyshe'sGloriaSteinem.
Anyway,Isupposeanicecreamparlor
willbeagoodplacetomeetotherwomen.
Oh,please,you'rebarelyinterested
inaphysicalrelationshipwithoneperson.
Whywouldyouwanttoconfuseanddisappointothers?
BeingwithAmyhasawokenthesexualcreaturewithin.
WhenIseeaprettygalwalkingdownthestreet,Ithink,
"Hubbahubba"likeanyotherguy.
Youkissyourmotherwiththatmouth?
'Causeit'sfine.
Hereyougo.
Thankyou.
Shallwetoast?
ToHowardandBernadette,
andthehousekeytheyneveraskedmetoreturn.
Yousaidyougotitback.
Well,clearly,Ilied.
Sohow'syourapartment?
Notgreat.Theelectricity'sout.
Sowhydon'tyougetitfixed?
Icalled,andthey'relike,"Payyourbill!
"
Ofyoueverneedsomewheretocrash,there'salwaysmyplace.
Oh,no.Idon'twanttobeaninconvenience.
You'vegotallyourladyfriends,and...
Actually,I'msinglenow.
What?
!
Whendidthathappen?
It'sokay.It'sbychoice.
Well,theirchoice,andit'snotokay.
Oh.Sorry.Ididn'tknow.
Nobodydoes.IwasembarrassedsoIdidn'tsayanything.
Whywouldn'thetellus?
Arewebadfriends?
He'sinourhottubdrinkingourwine.
Yeah,hedeservestobealone.
Soyou'rebackoutonthedatingscenenow?
Yeah,yeah,alittle.
Oh,thatmustbefun.How'sthatgoing?
I'minahottubwithyou,soprettybad.
MaybeIshouldjustgiveintohisstupidbathroomschedule.
No,don'tdothat.
-Butyoudid!
-Exactly!
Learnfrommymistakes!
NomatterwhereIamat7:
18A.M.,
therebetterbeatoiletnearby.
It'sjustsomucheasiertogivehimwhathewants.
Oh,true,butthinkofhowmuchyou'veaccomplished.
WhogothimtostopPurellinghispocketchange?
Me.
Andwhogothimtoputthingsotherthangloves
intheglovecompartment?
Me.
Itwasmittens.
Andwhogothimtotryaturkeydog?
ThatwasactuallyKoothrappali,
butIdidlethimspititoutinmyhand.
Look,howcanyoustopnow?
That'slikewalkingoutofPinocchio
rightbeforehebecomesarealboy.
Youknow,you'reright.
I'minthisrelationship,too.
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