绝望的主妇剧本.docx
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绝望的主妇剧本
DesperateHousewives
Season1
Episode1
Mary:
MynameisMaryAliceYoung.Whenyoureadthismorning’spaper,youmaycomeacrossanarticleabouttheunusualdayIhadlastweek.Normally,thereisneveranythingnewsworthyaboutmydailylife,butthatallchangedlastThursday.
Ofcourseeverythingseemedquitenormalatfirst.Imadebreakfastformyfamily;Iperformedmychores;Icompletedmyprojects;Iranmyerrands.Intruth,IspendthedayasIspendeveryotherdayquietlypolishingtheroutineofmylifeuntilitgleamedwithperfection.
Thatiswhyit’ssoastonishingwhenIdecidedtogotomyhallwayclosetandretrievearevolverthathadneverbeenused.
Mybodywasdiscoveredbymyneighbor,Mrs.MarshaHuber,whohadbeenstartledbyastrangepoppingsound.Hercuriosityaroused,Mrs.Hubertriedtothinkofareasonfordroppingonunannounced.
Aftersomeinitialhesitation,shedecidedtoreturntheblendershehadburrowedfromme6monthsbefore.
MarshaHuber:
Oh~~~~!
It’smyneighbor.Ithinkshehasbeenshot!
There’sbloodeverywhere.Yes,you’vegottosendanambulance.You’vegottosendonerightnow!
Mary:
Andforamoment,Mrs.Huberstoodmotionlessinherkitchen,grief-strickenbythesenselesstragedy,but,onlyforamoment.IfthereisonethingMrs.Huberwasknownfor,itwasherabilitytolookonthebrightside.
Mary:
IwaslaidtorestonMonday.Afterthefuneral,allresidentsofWisteriaLanecametopaytheirrespect.Andaspeopledointhissituation,theybroughtfood.
LynetteScavobroughtfriedchicken.Lynettehadagreatfamilyrecipeforfriedchicken.Ofcourse,shedidn’tcookmuchwhenshewasmovingupthecorporateladders.Shedidn’thavethetime.
ButwhenherdoctorannouncedLynettewaspregnant,herhusband,Tom,hadanidea.“Whynotquityourjob?
Kidsdobetterwithstayhomemom.Soitwouldbesomuchlessstressful.
But,thiswasnotthecase.Infact,Lynette’slifehadbecomesohectic.Shewasnowforcedtogetherfriedchickenfromafastfoodrestaurant.
Lynettewouldhaveappreciatedtheironyifshestartedtothinkaboutit.But,shecouldn’t.Shedidn’thavethetime.
Lynette:
Stopit!
Stopit!
Stopit!
Kids:
Mom~~!
Lynette:
You’regoingtobehavetoday.Iwillnotgoingtobehumiliatedinfrontoftheentireneighborhood.And,justsoyouknowhowseriousIam?
Oneofthetwins:
What’sthat?
Lynette:
Santa’scellphonenumber.
Theotherofthetwins:
Howdoyougetthat?
Lynette:
Iknowsomeonewhoknowssomeonewhoknowsanelf.Andifanyofyouactsup,sohelpme,IwillcallSantaandIwilltellhimyouwantsocksforChristmas!
Areyouwillingtoriskthat?
Kidsshaketheirheadsno.
Lynette:
Ok.Let’sgetthisoverwith.
Mary:
GabrielleSolis,wholivesdowntheblock,broughtspicypaella.SincehermodelingdaysinNewYork,Gabriellehaddevelopedhertasteforrichfoodandrichmen.
Carlos,whoworkedinmergersandacquisitions,proposedontheirthirddate.Gabriellewastouchedwhentearswelleduphiseyes.ButshesoondiscoveredthishappenedeverytimeCarlosclosedabigdeal.
Gabriellelikedpaellapipinghot.However,herrelationshipwithherhusbandwasconsiderablycooler.
Carlos:
IfyoutalktoAlMasonaboutathing,IwantyoucasuallymentionhowmuchIpaidforyournecklace.
Gabrielle:
Whydon’tIjustpaintthereceiptonmychest?
Carlos:
Heletmeknowhowmuchhehadpaidforhiswife’snewconvertible.Look,justworkintotheconversation.
Gabrielle:
Ijustcan’tfindawaytoworkitin,Carlos.
Carlos:
Whynot?
AttheDonahueParty,everyonewastalkingaboutthemutualfunds,andyoufoundawaytomentionyousleptwithhalfoftheYankeeoutfielders.
Gabrielle:
Iamtellingyou,itcameupinthecontextoftheconversations.
Carlos:
Hey!
Peoplearestartingtostare.Canyoukeepyourvoicedown,please?
Gabrielle:
Absolutely.Wouldn’twantpeopletothinkwearenothappy.
Mary:
BreeVanDeCamp,wholivesnextdoor,broughtbasketsofmuffinsshebakedfromscratch.Breewasknownforhercooking,andformakingforherclothes,andfordoingherowngardeningandforre-upholsteringherownfurniture.Yes,Bree’smanytalentswereknownthroughouttheneighborhoodandeveryoneonWisteriaLanethoughtofBreeasaperfectwifeandmother.Everyonethatis,except,herownfamily.
Bree:
Paul,Zachary.
Zachary:
Hello,Mrs.VanDeCamp.
Paul:
Bree,youshouldn’tbegonethroughsomuchtroubles.
Bree:
Itwasnotroubleatall.NowthebasketwithredribbonspilledwithdesertsforyourguestsbuttheonewithblueribbonisjustforyouandZachary.It’sgonnaberolls,muffinsbreakfasttypethings.
Paul:
Thankyou.
Bree:
AtleastIcanmakesureyourboywouldnotmissamealfortomorrow.Iknowyou’reoutofyourmindwithyourgrief.
Paul:
Yes,weare.
Bree:
Ofcourse,Iwillneedthebasketsbackonceyoudone.
Paul:
Ofcourse.
Mary:
SusanMayer,wholivesacrossthestreet,broughtmacaroniandcheeses.HerhusbandCarlalwaysteasedabouthermacaroni,sayingthiswastheonlythingsheknewhowtocookandsherarelyshemadeitwell.ItwastoosaltywhensheandCarlmovedintheirhouse.ItwastoowaterywhenthenightshefoundlipstickonCarl’sshirt.ShewasburntitthenightCarltoldherhewasleavingherforhissecretary.Ayearhadpassedsinceherdivorce,Susanhadstartedtothinkhowniceitwouldbetohaveamaninherlifeevenonewhowouldmadefunofhercooking.
Julie:
Mom,whywouldsomeonekillthemselves?
Susan:
Well.Sometimespeoplearesounhappyandtheythinkthisistheonlywaytheycansolvetheirproblems.
Julie:
ButMrs.Youngalwaysseemedhappy.
Susan:
Yeah.Sometimespeoplepretendtobeonewayontheoutside,buttheyaretotallydifferentontheinside.
Julie:
AreyoumeanlikeDad’sgirlfriendwhoissmilingandsaysnicething,butdeepdown,youjustknowshe’sabitch?
Susan:
Idon’tlikethatword,Julie.But,yeah,thatagreatexample.
Susan:
Hey,I’msorryI’mlate.
Lynette:
Hey,Susan.
Mary:
SowhatdidCarlsaywhenyouconfrontedhim?
Susan:
Youwillloveit.Hesaid,“Itdoesn’tmeananything.Itwasjustsex.”
Bree:
Oh.ThatwasonthepageoneofPenthousetablet.
Susan:
Yeah.AndthenhehadaZenlookonhisface,said,“Youknow,Susan.Mostmenlivedlivesofquietdesperation.”
Lynette:
Pleasetellmeyoupunchedhim.
Susan:
No.Isaid,“Really,andwhataboutmostwomenlive?
Livesofnoisyfulfillment?
Mary:
Goodforyou.
Susan:
Imean,ofallpeople.Didhehavetobanghissecretary?
Ihadthatwomanoverforbrunch.
Gabrielle:
It’slikemygrandmotheralwayssaidanerectpenisdoesnothaveconscious.
Lynette:
Evenlimpsonesaren’tofthatethnical.
Bree:
SothatisthereasonIjoinedinNRA.WhenRexstartedgoingtothosemedicalconference,IwanteditinthebackofhismindthathehadalovingwifeathomewithloadedofSmith&Wesson.
Mary:
Lynette,Tom’salwaysawayonbusiness.Doyoueverworryonhim?
Lynette:
Oh,please.Thismangotmepregnant3timesin4years.Iwishhimhavingsexwithsomeoneelse.
Bree:
SoSusan,hashegonnatostopseeingthatwoman?
Susan:
Idon’tknow.I’msorry,guys.Ijust…Ijustdon’tknowhowI’mgoingtosurvivethis.
Mary:
Listentome.Weallhavemomentsofdesperation.Butifwefacethemheadon,that’swhenwefindoutjusttellsushowstrongwereallyare.
Bree:
Susan!
Susan!
IwasjustsayingPaulwantsustogooveronFriday.HeneedsustogothroughMaryAlice’sclosetandpackupherthings.Hesaidhecan’tfacedoingitbyhimself.
Susan:
Sure,that’sfine.
Bree:
AreyouOk?
Susan:
Yeah.I’mjustangry.IfMaryAlicewashavingproblems,sheshouldhavecometous.Sheshouldhaveletustohelpher.
Gabrielle:
Whatkindofproblemcouldshehavehad?
Shewashealthy,hadagreathomeandnicefamily.Herlifewas…
Lynette:
Ourlife.
Gabrielle:
No.IfMaryAlicewashavingsomethingofcrisis,weshouldhaveknown.Sheisjust50feetawayofus.
Susan:
Gaby,thatwomankilledherself.Somethingmustbegoingon.
Susan:
Iwouldn’teatthatifIwereyou.
Mike:
Why?
Susan:
Imadeit.Trustme.Hey!
Hey!
Doyouhavedeathwish?
Mike:
No.Ijustrefusetobelievethatanybodycanscrewupthemacaroniandcheese.Oh,myGod!
Howdidyou…?
Ittasteslikeburnedandundercooked.
Susan:
Yeah.Igetthatalot.
Mike:
Thanks.I’mMikeDelfino.IjuststartrentingSims’shousenextdoor.
Susan:
SusanMayer,Iliveacrossthestreet.
Mike:
Oh,IheardfromMrs.Huberaboutyou.Shesaidyouillustratechildren’sbook.
Susan:
Yeah.I’mverybigwiththeunder5set.Whatdoyoudo?
Mike:
Plumber.Soifyoueverhaveaclogorsomething…
Susan:
Now,everybody’sseenIhavebroughtsomething.Ishouldprobablyjustthrowthisout.
Lynette:
Easeup.Littlevampire..
Huber:
Lynette,I’vebeinglookingalloverforyou.Areyouawareofwhatareyoursonsdoing?
Lynette:
Whatareyoudoing?
Weareatawake.
Oneofthetwins:
Whenwegothere,yousaidwecangointothepool.
Lynette:
Isaidyoucangobythepool.Didyouhaveyourswimsuitson?
Oneofthetwins:
Yeah.Weputonourswimsuitswhenweleft.
Lynette:
Youthreeplaneditallright.That’sit!
Getout!
Oneofthetwins:
No!
Lynette:
No?
Iamyourmother.YouhavetodowhatIsay.Comeon!
Oneofthetwins:
Wewanttoswim.Youcan’tstopus!
Lynette:
GetoutorI’llgetintothepooltograbyou!
Getout!
Getoverhere.That’sright!
Getoverhere.Out!
Getout!
Paul,wehavetoleavenow.Onceagain,Iamsosorryforyourloss.Go!
Mary:
Lynetteshouldhavenotbeensoconcernedaboutmyhusband.Hehadotherthingsinhismind,thingsbelowthesurface.
Themorningaftermyfuneral,myfriendsandneighborsquietlywithdrawbacktotheirbusy,busylife.Som
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