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我小时候时有发生IthappenedfromtimetotimewhenIwasakid.你觉得那会不会是因为Doyouthinkitmighthave你太忧心孩子的事儿而引发的呢beentriggeredbyanxietyaboutthebaby?

你怎么跟见到鬼了一样啊Youlookasifyou'veseenaghost.比尔的父亲是个什么样的人WhatwasBill'sfatherlike?

但这也不意味着他是个好人吧That'snotthesamethingasbeingagoodman.

我是...无名氏I'm,uh,anonymous.因为上边的人不欣赏马斯特斯医生Thehigher-upsdidn'tappreciatethedoc'svision研究的未来前景什么的orsomethinglikethat.我不能在妓院做研究Ican'tconductmyresearchinabrothel,这项研究会受到很大的阻碍andthisstudywillsuffocate.天呐你还真是够固执的DearGod,youareadogwithabone.有销售员律师还有重点大学的教务长they'resalesmanorlawyersoraprovostofamajoruniversity.我恳求你再重新考虑一下I'mbeggingyoutoreconsider.他倒头就睡着了Hecollapsedthesecondhisheadhitthepillow.他会以为他的父母复合了He'sgoingtothinkthathisparentshavegottenbacktogether.爸爸提前把我们送回来了Daddydroppedusoffearly.爸爸不进来是因为他不想听你教训他Dad'snotcomingin'causehedoesn'twantalecture.泰莎帮我把毛巾拿过来好吗Tessie,canyouhandmeatowel,sweetie?

你们先让我洗完澡好吗Now,letmehavethebathroomtogetready,okay?

我想听听你们的周末是怎么度过的Iwanttohearallaboutyourweekend.你们可以边吃早餐边跟我说Youcantellmeoverbreakfast.你为什么一直对爸爸这么刻薄Whyareyoualwayssomeantodad?

如果爸爸是这么跟你们说的...andifthat'swhathe'sbeentellingyou--跟爸爸过一次周末Oneweekendwithdad比在这里跟你待着好上一百倍isbetterthanamilliondaysherewithyou.24周的话应该有哈密瓜那么大了24weeksmeansit'sofficiallythesizeofacantaloupe.上次是跟脐橙一样大Lasttimeitwasanavelorange,再上次是葡萄大小andthetimebeforethatwasagrape.你自己听听看Listenforyourself?

听上去跟潜艇的声音一样Itsoundslikeasubmarine.

大家都喜欢妊娠中期阶段Everybodylovesthesecondtrimester.身体充满了活力Yougetaboostofenergy.

下次检查是第26周Nextcheckupisat26weeks.掰着手指头数着日子呢Countingthedays.从新婚之夜到现在我们已经努力了半年了We'vebeentryingforsixmonthssincetheweddingnight.年轻人的生育能力一般都不错Well,youthisthebestallytofertility.您的例假正常吗Yourmensesareregular?

您的月经...Yourmonthlycycle?

她虽然不能生育但是从未失去信心Shewasbarren,butsheneverlostfaith.于是上帝赐予了他们Thelordgavethemdescendants不计其数的子孙后代ascountlessasthesandontheseashore.上帝未打算赐予我们孩子thatchildrenmaynotbeinGod'splan.通常你们是怎么做的uh,whatexactlyisyourregimen?

用的是传教士体位吗Themissionaryposition,Ipresume?

他们以为"一起睡觉"就是单纯的睡觉Theythought"Sleepingtogether"meantactuallysleeping.你要是想有孩子的话别管《圣经》了ifyouwantafamily,forgetthegoodbook.具体细节时他们的脸变的啊whenIexplainedthenutsandbolts,你的预约检查做完了吗Uh,isyourappointmentalreadyover?

但是的都查过了一切正常But,yes,allwastested,andalliswell.我要奖励一下自己去托儿所逛逛I'mgonnarewardmyselfwithatriptothenursery.何乐而不为呢比去音乐会便宜多了Whywouldn'tI?

It'scheaperthanamatinee,而且还能确保有个快乐的结局andyouareguaranteedahappyending.我也要去那边Well,I'mheadedthatwaymyself.来点爆米花嘛Popcorn?

你们两个之前竟然有交集thatyourpathshadcrossed.其实也没什么Itwasnothing,really.您的女儿很可爱Yourdaughterislovely.我在咖啡厅见过她一次Isawheronceinthecafeteria.之后又很匆忙的见过一次Andthen,uh,later,briefly,你可真是个吃货啊Abigeater,areyou?

不这点要说一下我在吃上很节制No,althoughIamamanofrestrainedappetites,fortherecord.我女儿认为你很了不起mydaughterthinksyou'rethepussy'swhiskers--我很荣幸Well,I'mveryflattered.总是不隐藏自己的情绪Alwayshasherheartrightonhersleeve.我相信总有一天It'sinherenttotheprocessthatatsomepoint,我们会得到足够的关于四个阶段的数据的wewillhaveobservedenoughofthefourstages.但现阶段看来每个新的实验对象Itdoesseemthateachnewsubject所得到的数据都与已有曲线吻合fitsonthealready-establishedcurve算上目前这个我们已经有了200个Andwiththisbeingour200thobservation自体性行为的观察结果了ofautomanipulation--

兴奋阶段40秒49secondsintheexcitementphase.依旧与曲线吻合Andsolidlyonthecurve,这也进一步证明我们观测的所有自慰行为whichfurtherconfirmseverymasturbatoryactwe'vewitnessed都分为兴奋稳定followsthissamepattern高潮结束这几个相同的阶段ofexcitement,plateau,orgasm,resolution.我们现在有了数据所以要更进一步了Wehavethosenumbers,solet'smoveon.研究一方的行为如何影响对方的阶段反应Howdoesonepartneraffecttheother'sphases?

因为我们都是遵循同样的原则sincewe'llfollowthesameprotocol.是的但实验没有考虑Yes,butthatdoesn'ttakeintoaccount那些我们没办法预测的因素thefactorthatwecan'tpredict--就拿朗廷和简来说Take--takeLanghamandJane,forexample.很显然他们互相喜欢Obviouslythey'reattracted--数据里面哪里显示了Whereisthatinthedata?

我看到他试图把她拉进一个清洁工隔间里Isawhimtrytopullherintoajanitor'scloset.不能因为这个因素无法被归结为一个数字Justbecauseyoucan'treduceittoanumber某种不能被解释或者量化的因素么Somethingthatcan'tbeexplainedorquantified?

That...不能爱情的火花Yes,thatspark.感情因素肯定在两人如何Attractionhastoplayintohowa--经历性爱四阶段的过程中起了一定作用howacouplemovesthroughthestagesofsex.

两人共同高潮的频率有多高Howoftentheyclimaxtogether--

肯定跟哈雷彗星一样少见There'saneventasrareasHalley'scomet.如果两人真的和谐这并不罕见It'snotrareatallifthecoupleiswell-matched.两分两秒完成高潮Orgasmcompletedattwominutesandtwoseconds.最新科技Stateoftheart.但少量的皮肤磨损还是无可避免的Butacertainamountofchafingisunavoidable.

那是为了自由付出的一点小代价Smallpricetopayforfreedom.

研究继续进行了Thestudyisback.

全套研究双人的等等一切Thewholeshebang--couplesandeverything.你报名了么一定要说你会的Areyousigningup?

Pleasesay"Yes."弗吉妮娅还没问我但我肯定会的啦Virginiahasn'taskedmeyet,butheckyes!

我好久没这么兴奋了你懂的Ihaven'tbeenthisexcitedin,well...youknow.我很怀念在科学前线当一个先锋的感觉I'vereallymissedbeingapioneeronthefrontlinesofscience.记得擦我喜欢的那款香水WearthatperfumeIlike.这是你今晚的搭档Thisisyourpartnerfortheevening.慢慢来Takeyourtime.他有点没精神啊是吧Littlesleepy,isn'the?

我从来没有过不举的情况从来没有I-I'venevernotrisentotheoccasion--ever.凡事都有第一次嘛Well...There'safirsttimeforeverything.我也很高兴你没有挂我电话AndIamreallygladyoudidn'thangup.带你去一次正式的约会takeyouonaproperdate.你知道么我马上就19岁了I'mabouttoturn19,youknow.还有两年才能喝酒Twoyearsawayfromlegaldrinking.

我不希望别人误会AndI'dhateforsomebodytogetthewrongidea--顺便说一下那可是重罪Whichisafelony,bytheway.诱拐未成年人Corruptingaminor.那次是我其中的一次Thatwasalapseinjudgment.判断失误Oneofseveral.我爸不在实在太糟了Toobadmyfather'snothere.你真需要跟他道歉That'swhoyourapologyisreallyfor.薇薇安不是这样Vivian,no,thatisnotit.你美丽动人Youarebeautifulandcharming.值得拥有位固定的伴侣Andsomeonewhodeservesasteadyboyfriend.我绝对不是安稳型的I'mdefinitelynotthesettling-downtype.我拥有一切Ihaveeverythingaheadforme.你怎么如此肯定我不能有个炮友WhyareyousosureIcan'thaveacasualrelationship?

可能有些冒险Maybealittlebitdaring.为什么两个人不能只找乐子Whycan'ttwopeoplejusthaveagoodtime,仅此而已呢andleaveitatthat?

你可以继续啊Youcankeepgoing.我下面都湿了啊I'mallwetdownthere.是不是已经半夜了Isitmidnight?

宝贝你还在看什么Honey,whatareyoustilldoingup?

你为什么还要回家Whydoyouevenbothercominghomeatall?

亨利这么讲话可不太好That'snotanicethingtosay,Henry.有妈妈还有意义吗What'sthepointofevenhavingamom?

好像我一直在工作ItprobablydoesseemlikeIworkallthetime.那我们玩点好玩儿的呗Solet'splansomethingfun.我们去弗雷迪餐厅吃饭We'llgoeatatFreddy's,你想吃多少樱桃派就吃多少andyoucanhaveallthecherrypieyouwant.那之后我们去坐摩天轮Andthen...We'llridetheFerriswheel..你很久没做检查了Youhaven'thadacheckupinages.这不是什么病It'snotamedicalcondition.站起来然后做点什么Standingup,actedout.我知道你在烦恼些什么Iknowsomething'sbotheringyou.比尔你别绷着脸我是被邀请的Andyouneedn'tscowl,Billy.Iwasinvited.显然我们要去买点孕妇装Apparentlythey'redoingwonderswithmaternityclothesthesedays.质地舒服还要好看Lovelyfabricsandstyles.妈妈你别想套出我们孩子的名字Youcannottrickusintoblurtingoutbabynames,mother.别忘了今晚要去斯高利家Don'tforgetwehavetheScullystonight.我不知道选什么礼物I'mstumpedonagift.送珍珠挺好的Ithink30ispearl.我意思是薇薇安·斯高利强迫我上她WhatImeanis,VivianScullyforcedherselfonme,现在我真的上了她whichmeansIamnowcompletelyscrewed.你上了教务长的女儿吗Youde-floweredtheProvost'sdaughter?

!

她引诱我的Shedupedme.

现在她爸爸觉得我就是他的乘龙快婿AndnowherfatherthinksI'mthepussy'swhiskers,35600:

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38,480-->00:

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40,010男人们不是都想第一个破女人的处吗Don'tguyslikebeingagirl'sfirst?

这责任太重了It'stoomuchresponsibility.突然之间你什么都得做Suddenlyyou'reeverything.你要去爱花费时间还要奉献Theywantyourlove,yourtime,yourdevotion.你后半生里They'rebasicallygluedtoyou他们简直巴着你不放fortherestofyournaturallife.就像二手店里一样It'slikethosesignsyouseeinthriftshops.你弄坏了你就得负责买走Youbreakit.Youbuyit.你的骑士精神荡然无存啊Andtheysaychivalry'sdead.要是我不给她送点花还是什么...AndifIdon'tsendherflowersorsomething...但...但我不想违背我的心意But...butIdon'twanttogiveherthewrongmessage.送一打玫瑰花表示我在追她AdozenrosesseemslikeI'mchasingher,收回那句白玫瑰呢Scratchthat.Whataboutwhiteroses?

那是"一见钟情"Means"Loveatfirstsight."-桃红的呢-代表你们水到渠成了-Peach.-Forclosingadeal.是你自己编的吗Areyoumakingthisup?

为什么从科学上来说Whyisitscientificallyimpossible你们男人向来不会从我们女人的foramantoputhimselfinawoman'sshoes角度考虑问题呢evenforonesecond?

自己很贱Lousy.简直是卑鄙无耻偷梁换柱莫名其妙Itwassneakyandunder-handedandunprofessional!

你这他妈到底玩的是哪出Imean,whatthehellwereyouplayingat?

我对你来说就像只猴子而已吗DoIlooklikealabmonkeytoyou?

!

就像...就像个样品扔进去就完事了吗Some--somespecimenyoucanjustthrowinthedeepend!

展品一号你今天和展品二号配对Hey,Exhibit-A,matenowwithExhibit-B!

不是个木偶而你还有你也不是我的主人I'mnotapuppetandyou--youarenotmypuppeteers.你这比喻用的炉火纯青啊Thatisalotofmixedmetaphors.不举在实验中的地位也同样重要Nonperformanceisanequallyvaluablepartofthestudy.我才不要在记录里被你写成"不举"Iamnotgoingdownontherecordasa"Nonperformance"!

如果每个人都在顶部怎么还会有钟形曲线Itwouldn'tbeabellcurveifeveryonewasatthetop--

我们在尝试控制实验Weweretryingtocollectdata收集不被情感依恋影响的数据thatwasn'tskewedbyattachment--acontrolledstudy.

提都别提我才不是性无能Goesintheshredder!

Iamnotasexuallemon!

你也可以选择结束停止参与实验Youcouldalsoendyourparticipationinthestudyaltogether.

我知道你要说什么比尔让我冷静下Iknowwhereyou'regoing,Bill.Justspareme.只有一个条件我要简来做我的基线butonlyif...IgettouseJaneasmybaseline.在那之后如果你们想让我和别人配对Afterthat,ifyou'regonnaputmewithsomeoneelse,至少提前告诉我一声theleastyoucandoiswarnme.在我的婚姻里我不是个完人GodknowsI'venotbeenperfectinmymarriage,但是...我也有自己的感受but...Idohavefeelings.这可能和比尔的焦虑情绪有关ItcouldhavebeenaboutBill'sanxiety.风光的工作漂亮的妻子也快有孩子了Fancyjob,abeautifulwife,babyontheway.我年轻的时候女人怀孕五个月Inmyday,awomanwentawayinherfifthmonth就得住进医院等到十个月生子后才回来anddidn'tcomebackagainuntilhertenth.因为我发现他的时候他在整理箱子BecausewhenIsawhimthere,crouchedoverthesuitcase,对新手爸爸来说已经很好了Itwassweetina"First-time-fatherway."婴儿袜毛毯那个印着小羊的小夜灯booties,blankets,thatlittlelambn