things that annoy you.docx
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Driverswhodon'tuseaturnsignal.
Peoplewhoreadoutloudwhatthey'retypinginanemailorletter.
Kidswhoteasedogsthroughafence.
Peoplewhodrinkdirectlyoutofthemilk/orangejuicecontainter.
Coupleswhositonthesamesideoftheboothwhenthereisnooneontheotherside.
ParentswhobringtheiryoungkidstoRratedfilms.
Peoplethatdon'tusecoasters.
PeoplewhoblameanythingbutthemselvesforTHEIRfailure.
Peoplewhositnexttoyouonpublictransportationevenwhenthereareotherseatsavailable.
Noisyeaters.
Studentswhoprolongclassbyaskingthemostinanequestions.
Womenwhowearjewelrythatclinksandclacksandmakesnoisewhenthey'reattheirdeskorkeyboard.Whenpeopletake20napkins,useone,thenthrowthemallaway.
Goingthroughthedrivethru,thenhavingtogobackwhentheyscrewyourorderup.
Peoplewalkingaroundinridiculous'fashionable'shoesthatareclearlyhurtingtheirfeet.
Wheneveranyonesays"Ya,knowwhatI'msayin"...
Usingspeakerphonesinpublicareasatwork.
Roadmapsthataren'tfoldedcorrectly.
Findingashoeandnotfindingitsmatenexttoit
Madeupcarnamesthatarenotevenrealwords.
Peoplewhoaremeantoanimals.
Whenapersonmakesasuckingnoisewithastrawwhenthecupbecomesalmostempty.
Peoplewithbadtablemanners.
Peoplethatsnoop.
Peoplewhoreadthepaperwhiledriving.
Peoplethatinterruptyouwhenyourtellingastoryandthentheycontinuetotellyoutheirstoryandthenaskyouinanuninterestedtonetocontinueonwithyourstorywhentheyarefinishedtalking.
Driverswhowon'tturnrightonred.
Vulgartalkatthedinnertable.
Peoplewhochatonline(instantmessaging)whileI'monthephonewiththem.
Nothavingenoughquarterstodolaundry.
Couplesthatownadogtogetherandcallthemselvesmommyanddaddy.
Whendriversbringtheircartothewrongsideofthegaspump.
Whenyougenuinelyasksomeonewhat'swrong(whenthereobviouslyissomethingwrong)andtheyrespondhalf-heartedly,"hmmm?
ohnothing..."
Peoplewhoignoreyieldsigns.
Doublenegatives.
Conspiracytheories.
Beingaskedmytelephonenumber/accountnumberAFTERIalreadyenteredinusingthekeypadonmyphone.IthoughtIwassupposedenterthatinfoto"betterassistme".
Notwashinghandsafterusingthebathroom.
Peoplewhopushalcoholatsocialfunctions.
Thenoisepeoplemakewhentheyrubtheirfingersonballoons.
Whenyourspouse/roommateusesthebuttertoputontheirtoast,andleavescrumbsinthecontainer.
Peoplewhodon'tperformtheirdutiesatwork.
Guyswholeavethetoiletseatup.
Celebritiesclaimingtobeenvironmentalists.
Diningwithapickyeater(theycanneverorderoffthemenuwithoutcustomizingeveryaspectofthemeal).
Tapping.
Menontrainswhoinsistonsittingwiththeirlegsspreadwideliketheygotsomethingthere.
Whenicecreamdripsoutofthebottomofasugarcone.
Dirtykeyboards.
Peoplewhozigzaginandoutoflanesontheexpressway.
Peoplewhoridetheirbikesintheroadwhenasidewalkisrightthere.
Whenpeopledon'tsendthankyounotes.
Whensomebodytossessomethingtowardagarbagecan,liketheythinkthey'reabasketballstar,thenleaveitonthegroundaftertheymiss!
PeoplewhotakeforevertoorderfoodwhileI'minline.
WhenyouopentheDVDcaseanditisemptyoradifferentmovieisinit.
Caralarmsthatsignalthattheyareonbyhonking.
Peoplewhowalktheirdogsandletthempoopindiscriminately(likeonsomeone'slawn),anddoesnotpickitup.
Thewaypeoplewalkinflipflops.
Someonestandingovermyshoulderreadingthecomputerscreen.
Peoplewhowrite"Noone"insteadof"Noone".
Explanationsthatbeginwiththeword"Again".
Peoplewhodon'tcovertheirmouthwhilesneezingorcoughing.
Dirtydishesinthesink.
Peoplewhohabituallyneedfavors.
Howopeninganycheapelectronicitemthesedaysrequirescuttingupyourfingerwithcheapimpossibletoopenplasticmoldingcovering.
Whenyou'reeatingcandyandsomeoneasksiftheycanhavearedone.
Airlinespeak(like:
"ThelavatoriesAREequippedwithsmokedetectors,soDOrefrain...")
Whenyoubiteintoajellybeanandit'sadifferentflavorthanwhatyouthoughtitwas.
HavingtogotoaUPS/FEDEXofficetopickupapackage.
Uncomfortablechairs.
Chasingafterapingpongball.
Jerkswhotakeup2parkingspaces.
Filmscensoredandcut(forlength)tobeputontelevision.
WhensomethingI'vebeenintoforalongtimebecomespopular.
PeoplewhooverusequotesfrommoviesorTV.
Peoplewhoactlikethey'reintheirownlivingroomatanevent(concert,ballgame,play,moviesorarestaurant).
Peoplewhogivetheirkidsweirdnames
Peoplethatdon'tlistpricesonwebsites,stores,andinfomercials.
Thecreepersatredlights.Youknow,thosepeoplethatstartinchingforwardintheircars�slowly�untilthelightturnsgreen.
Peoplewhocleartheirthroatsinadisgustingway.
Peoplethatpopandsmacktheirchewinggum.
Whenpeopleleavethecapoffthetoothpaste.
PeoplewhostyletheirhairduringMass.
Peoplewhoinviteyououtsomewherethencancel.
Womenwhoweartoomuchperfume.
RelyingonsomeoneelsetotakeapicturebecauseIwanttobeinit,anditendsupcomingoutoff-centeredandout-of-focus.
Cutesyintentionalmisspellings:
�lite��kwik���R�forare.
Youknowwhenyouasksomeoneasimple,straightforwardquestionandtheyspendtensolidminutesramblingonabouteverythingintheworldEXCEPTtheanswertoyoursimple,straightforwardquestion?
Ihatethat.
Whenyouorderasaladatarestaurantandtheybringittoyouatthesametimeasyourdinner.
Children'shandprintsonthewindowsincar.
Peoplewhodon'tknowthedifferencebetweenits/it�sandthey�re/their/there.
Peoplewhocarryaonesidedconversation
Whenyoucan'ttellifsomeoneismaleorfemale.
Peoplewholeavethedooropenwhentheygotothebathroom.
Sickpeoplewhocoughnearyou.
Peoplewhotalk,whistleorsingtothemselvesatwork.
Peopleputtingtheirfeetoutofcarwindows.
Greetingcardsthatthrowsparkles,sequinsorconfettionthehaplessrecipient
Havingtousemorethanoneremotecontrol(oneforTV,dvdplayer,cablebox,TIVO,etc.)
Payingalotofmoneyforamealandgettingababysitteronlytohavesomeoneelseskidsscreaming.
Whenyou'reinvitedtoaparty(oranyevent)withpeopleyouhavenevermet,andthehostdoesn'tintroduceyoutoanyone.
WhenyoufindareallycutepieceofclothingontherackandtheyhaveliketwentyinsizeXS,twoinsize3X,andnotasingleoneinyoursize.
Peoplewhothrowcigarettebuttsonthebeach.
Saying"Lettherebelight"everytimeanylightswitchisflippedon.
Whenpeoplesay"What'sup?
"insteadofsaying"hiorhello".
Peoplewholeaveshoppingcartsintheparkinglotinsteadoftakingthembacktothecorral.
Peoplewhogothewrongwayinaparkinglot.
Peoplewhowrite"Keepintouch!
"inyouryearbookbutnevertalktoyouagain.
Unexpectedcompany.
Whensomeonewithafullcartofgroceriesgetsintothe10itemsorlessline.
Catsanddogsthatareinconsiderateoftheirhuman'ssleepinghabits,anddecidetoromp,play,anddestroystuffat4AM.
Peoplelettingtheirdogsusemyyardastheirtoilet.
Ignorantpeople.
Peoplewhoreadoveryourshoulderonpublictransportation.
Drivingsomewhereandhavingthesuninmyeyes.
Notknowingifyou'vetakentwopictureswithacameraortherearejusttwoleft
WhenyouadjustthevolumeoftheTVandthevolumedisplayblocksthesubtitlesduringanimportantdialogue.
Peoplewhothinkthattheyaretheonlyonewithcorrectbackgroundforunderstandinganissue.
Beingthefirstoneatanyparty.
Peoplethrowingtrashintoarecyclebin.
Thenamingofcelebritycouples(Bennifer,TomKat,etc.)
Moviesequelsthatareunnecessary.
Litterbugs.
Driverswhotailgate.
Anyone�maleorfemale-whosays�We�repregnant�.Aretheysharingauterus?
The"yesbut"people.
Whenyouhaveanitchonthebottomofyourfootandyoucan'tscratchitbecauseyouhaveshoeson.
Whensomeoneleavestheirphonenumberattheendofalongmessageandtheysayitsofastyoucan'tunderstanditandhavetolistenmultipletimestofigureitout.
Peoplewhodon'tdresstheirage
Suburbankidswhothinktheyaregangstas.
Peop;ewhochewwiththeirmouthopen
PeopleWhentheycleanthetablesnearbywithableachsolution.WhileIamgladtheyaresanitary,thesmellofbleachcanreallyquelchmyappetite.havingobviouslyPRIVATEconversationsontheircellphoneinpublicplaces.
Whenpeopleputthespoons/forksinthewrongsectionoftheutensilseparator.
Peoplewholetdogsthatjumpuponeveryonelooseinpublic.
Clippingyournailsatwork.
Whenyoureatingsomethingandapersonwilljuststealalittlebitofit.
Retailclerksthatignorethelivecustomertohelpsomebodythatinterruptsbyphone
Peoplewhodon'tpickupafterthemselves.
Peoplewhousetheword"gay"tomean"lame".
Whenpeoplerefusetobethedecisionmakeraboutsomethingsimple(whichrestauranttoeatat,whatmovietosee,etc.).
Whenpeoplesay'supposebly'insteadof'supposedly'.
Inanobviouslycrowdedrestaurant,peoplewholingerlongafterreceivingtheircheck.
Whenyoupullastringhangingfromyourshirtanditdoesn'tbreak,butonlybecomeslonger.
Peoplewhoputsaltoneverythingwithouttastingitfirst.
NotWashingHandsAfterUsingtheRestroom
Skinnyjeansonmen
Notoiletpaperorpapertowelsinpublicbathrooms.
Whenyouwillbetalkingtosomeone,andtheirrep
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