Old Friends Season 4 E09.docx
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OldFriendsSeason4E09
TheOneWhereThey’reGonnaPARTY
Phoebe:
Okay!
Monica:
Comeon,nopeeking!
Chandler:
Oureyesareclosedandwe’reabouttocrossthestreet.Verygood.
Phoebe:
Okayyyyy,openup!
Ross:
Whatdidyouwanttoshowus?
BecauseallIcanseeisthisbitchin'van!
Phoebe:
Yeah,it’sforourcateringbusiness!
Joey:
IthinkIknowthatgirl.
Monica:
Allright,umm,we’renotgonnareallykeepitthiswaythough.
Rachel:
No?
Phoebe:
No,we’regonnapaintoverthesword,andreplaceitwithabaguette.
Rachel:
Oh!
Phoebe:
Andalso,wedon’tknowwhattodowiththis.
Joey:
Ohyeah,Idefinitelyknowher.
Monica:
RememberthatguyfromcookingschoolItoldyouaboutthatputcilantrowitheverything?
Phoebe:
Ohsure,CilantroLarry.
Monica:
Well,I’mgonnafillinforhimasfoodcriticfortheChelseaReporter.
Monica:
Wow,Monica!
Whatanamazingopportunitytoinfluence…dozensofpeople.
Phoebe:
Howcouldyousayyes,whataboutourcateringbusiness?
Monica:
Ohno-no-no,it’sonlyonenightaweek,andplusIgettotakeallofyououtforalotoffreedinners.
All:
Yay!
!
Phoebe:
Oh,inthatcase—Yay!
Thatwasmehoppingonboard.
Monica:
Oh.
Chandler:
Hey,youguys!
Hey,Ross,quickquestionforya.Areyoureadytoparty?
Ross:
Idon’tknow,Icouldmaybegooutforacoupleofbeers,butthere’sthisthingaboutbumblebeesonTheDiscoveryChannelthatIwasplanningtowatch.
Chandler:
No-no,Idon’tthinkyouheardme.Areyoureadytoparty?
!
Ross:
Nooo!
!
Gandolf?
!
Gandolfiscomingtotown?
Chandler:
Kathy’swithherparents,Ihavenothingtodo,sotomorrowwearepartyingwithGandolfdude!
Ross:
Dude,wearesooogonnaparty!
Phoebe:
Wow!
Okay,dudealert!
Andwhoisthisguy?
Ross:
Mike"Gandolf"Ganderson,onlylikethefunestguyintheworld.
Chandler:
I’mgonnacallandgetoffworktomorrow!
Ross:
I’mgonnacallafteryou!
Chandler:
Thisisgonnabesoocool,dude,weneverpartyanymore!
ChandlerandRoss:
Woooo!
!
!
Monica:
Allright,wereyouguyssmokingsomethinginthebackofourvan?
Joey:
Really.Andwhatdoyoumeanyouneverhavefunanymore?
Youhavefunwithme,rememberthattimewesawthosestrippersandyoupaidme50buckstoeatthatbook?
Ross:
Joey,youaregonnalovethisguy.Gandolfislikethepartywizard!
Joey:
Well,whydoyoucallhimGandolf?
Ross:
Gandolfthewizard.Hello!
Didn’tyoureadLordoftheRingsinhighschool?
Joey:
No,Ihadsexinhighschool.
Rachel:
Oh,uh,JoannaIwaswonderingifIcouldaskyousomething.There’sanopeningforanassistantbuyerinJuniorMiss…
Joanna:
Okay,butthatwouldactuallybeabigstepdownforme.
Rachel:
Well,actually,Imeantforme.Thehiringcommitteeismeetingpeoplealldayand…
Joanna:
Oh.Well,IwishIcouldsayno,butyoucan’tstaymyassistantforever.NeithercanyouSophie,butfordifferentreasons.
Rachel:
God,Iamsogladyoudon’thaveaproblemwiththis,becauseifyoudid,Iwouldn’tevenconsiderapplying.
Joanna:
Really?
Well,inthatcase…
Rachel:
Andthat’sI’msoglad…there’snoproblem.
Joanna:
That’sfine,actuallyI’monthehiringcommittee,sothere’llbeatleastonefriendlyface.
Rachel:
Ohh!
That’sgreat!
Jo:
Youknow,JuniorMissiswhereIstarted.Oh,Ihadtosleepwiththeugliestguytogetthatjob.
Rachel:
Really?
!
Joanna:
No-ho-ho!
Yeah.Imean,no-no-no-no-no,don’tyouworry,I’msurewithyourqualificationsyouwon’tneedtosleepwithsomeguytogetthatjob.Although,Imightneedsomeconvincing.
Rachel:
Well,I,umm…
Joanna:
Kidding!
God,Ifeelwildtoday!
Chandler:
Ohman!
Iamsoexcited—Imayvomit!
Joey:
Willyoucalmdown,he’sjustahumanguy.
Chandler:
Lookyoudon’tunderstand,Gandolfisamazing.Y’knowyou’reneverknowwhat’sgonnaenduphappening,yougooutforacoupleofbeersandenduponafishingboattoNovaScotia!
Joey:
Really?
!
Chandler:
Ohyeah,it’sbeautifulcountryupthere.
Ross:
Hey!
Okay!
Igotmypassport,freshsocks,andasnakebitekit!
Chandler:
It’snotgonnabeexactlylikelasttime.
Joey:
Allright,I’llseeyouguys.
ChandlerandRoss:
Whoa-whoa-whoa!
Chandler:
Whoa-wh-wh-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
Joey:
Ihaveanaudition,butI’lldefinitelyhookupwithyoulater.Whereareyougonnabearoundnoon?
Ross:
Somewheremaybealongtheequator?
Joey:
Okay.
Chandler:
Hello.It’sGandolf!
!
!
So,areyouintown?
Oh,well,wellmaybenexttimethen.
Ross:
Whathappened?
Chandler:
He’snotgonnamakeit,he’sstuckinChicago.
Ross:
Ohh,man!
Chicago,issooolucky!
Chandler:
Stupid,uselessCanadianmoney!
Mr.Posner:
Youhaveaveryimpressiveresume,Ms.Green.IespeciallylikewhatIseehereaboutimplementinganewfilingsystem.
Rachel:
Thankyou.
Joanna:
Filingsystem?
Oh-oh!
Youmeanthose-thoselittlecoloredlabelsyouputonallthefolders?
Itcertainlydidbrightenuptheinsideofthefilingcabinets.
Rachel:
Well,theyuh,they-theydomorethanthat.
Mrs.Lynch:
Inoticethatyou’vebeentrustedwithalotofratherimportantresponsibilities.
Rachel:
Yes,Joannareallyhasbeenanincrediblementortome.
Joanna:
Oh.AndRachelhasbeenreallyincredibleingettingmymorningbagelforme.It’samazinghowshegetsitrightalmosteverytime!
Rachel:
I-I-Iofcourse,Ihavemoreresponsibilitiesthanthat.
Joanna:
Ohyes,wellthere’sthecoffeetoo.Rachelcancarrytwothingsatonce!
Mr.Posner:
Yes,that’sverygood.Nowauh,bigpartofthisjobiscultivatingpersonalrelationships,especiallywithdesigners.
Rachel:
Yes,Irealizethat…
Joanna:
AndRachelshouldn’thaveanyproblemwiththat.Theonlyproblemmightbegettingalittletoofriendly,ifyouknowwhatImean.
Rachel:
Iloveworkingwithdesigners!
Joanna:
Withthem,underthem,what’sthedifference?
Eh,Rach?
Monica:
Hey!
Myfirstreviewisout!
Phoebe:
Ohh!
Oh,theChelseaReporter,ohh,thisusedtokeepmesowarm.
Monica:
Allright,lookatmyonthebackpage.
Phoebe:
Oh,okay!
"WouldIgobacktoAllesandro’s?
Sure,butI’dhavetoordertwomeals,oneformeandonefortheguypointingtheguntomyhead."Wow!
Youreallylaidintothisplace.
Monica:
Hey,theydon’tpaymeapennyawordtomakefriends.
Phoebe:
Ooh,Igottago.Ifoundaguythatwhocouldfixupthevanforcatering.
Monica:
Oh!
Doyouneedmetogowithyou?
Phoebe:
No-no,it’sokay.Butarewesurewedon’twantthewaterbed?
Monica:
Haven’twemadethisdecision?
Phoebe:
Yeah,allright.
Monica:
Bye!
Phoebe:
Bye!
Monica:
Whoisit?
Allesandro:
It’sAllesandro,fromAllesandro’s.
Monica:
OhmyGod.
Allesandro:
Iwanttotalktoyouaboutyourreview.
Monica:
OhmyGod,ohmyGod.Callmeonthephone!
Allesandro:
Why?
Soyoucouldhanguponme?
Monica:
Look,I-I’mnevergonnaletyouupsoyoumayaswelljustgoaway.
Allesandro:
Justgivemeachancetoo…
Phoebe:
Hey,doyouneedtogetin?
Hereyougo.
Monica:
No!
Phoebe!
Phoebe:
Hey,Monica!
Allesandro:
Iwantaretraction!
Ourfoodisnotinedibleswill!
Monica:
Icouldn’teatit!
Ihadfivefriendswhocouldn’teatit,andoneofthemeatsbooks.
Allesandro:
Wellourserviceisnotgrosslyincompetent.
Monica:
Thewaitercarriedthebreadsticksinhispants!
Allesandro:
Well,yousaidthatweexcepttheDiscoverCard,whichwedonot!
Monica:
Allright,thatI’llretract.ButIstandbymyreview,Iknowfoodandthatwasn’tit.You’remarinarasaucetastedliketomatojuice!
Youshouldserveitwithvodkaandapieceofcelery.
Allesandro:
Hey!
I’mproudofthatsauce,it’sdelicious.
Monica:
OhmyGod!
YouownanItalianrestaurantandyouthinkthattastesgood?
!
Whereareyouevenfrom?
Allesandro:
Lebanon.
Monica:
Handmethosetomatoes,I’mgonnashowyouwhatitshouldtastelike!
Comeon,handmethem.
Allesandro:
Howlongisthisgonnatake?
‘CauseIgotanothercritictogoyellat.
Rachel:
Umm,Joanna?
Iwannatalkaboutthatinterview.
Joanna:
Ithoughtitwentverywell.
Rachel:
No!
Itdidn’t!
That’swhatIwanttotalktoyouabout.Now,justtobriefyou…Imaycry,buttheyarenottearsofsadnessorofanger,butjustofmehavingthisdiscussionwithyou.
Joanna:
Rachel,please,don’tmakeascene.
Rachel:
There’snobodyhere!
Joanna:
Sophie,getinhere!
Yousee!
Nowyou’remakingSophieuncomfortable!
Sophie:
She’snotmakingmeuncomfortable.
Joanna:
Congratulations!
Younowjustcrossedthelineintocompletelyuseless.Getout.
Rachel:
Doyouwantmetoquit?
Joanna:
What?
!
Whatwouldmakeyouthinkthat?
Rachel:
Wellofthosethingsthatyousaidintheinterview,Imeanifyoubelieveanyofthem,Imustnotbeaverygoodassistant.Y’knowwhat?
Iamjustgonnapackupmydesk,andIwillbegonebytheendoftheday!
Well,Iguessthere’snousetomestickingaround‘tiltheendoftheday!
Joanna:
Wait-wait-wait-wait!
Youcanputyoursadlittlemuffinbackinit’sdrawer.Ifyoumustknowthetruth,Ididn’twanttoloseaperfectlygoodassistant.
Rachel:
What?
Joanna:
That’swhyIsaidallthosethingsaboutyourflirtingandyourdrinking…
Rachel:
Mydrinking?
Joanna:
Oh,Imust’vesaidthatafteryouleft.
Rachel:
Saidwhat?
Exactly.
Joanna:
Thatyouenjoyedtheoccasionaldrink…ingbinge.
Rachel:
OhmyGod!
!
Ohh,thatisit!
I’mleaving!
Youarejustahorribleperson!
Joanna:
Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!
!
Ifyou’regonnagetallsensitiveaboutit!
Idon’twanttoloseyou.WhatifI,createapositionforyou?
I’llmakeyouanassistantbuyerinthisdepartment.
Rachel:
Saymorethingslikethat.
Joanna:
Youcanhaveyourownoffice,andaraise!
Effectivetomorrow.
Rachel:
I’dneedanexpenseaccount.
Joanna:
Done!
Rachel:
Andanassistant.
Joanna:
Sophie,getinhere!
Joey:
Hey!
Whatareyouguysdoinghere?
Ithoughtyou’dbeoutpartyingwithGandel-worf.
Ross:
It
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