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（joinshim）Igottagetone,too.

Ross:

（followingthemintothekitchen）Whatareyouguysdoing?

We'

rejusthangingoutbythespoons.Ladle?

Look,wouldyouguysgrowup?

Thatisthemostnaturalbeautifulthingintheworld.

Yeah,weknow,butthere'

sababysuckin'

onit.

Thisismysonhavinglunch,ok?

It'

sgonnahappenalot,soyou'

dbettergetusedtoit.Nowifyouhaveanyproblemwithit,ifyou'

reuncomfortable,justaskquestions.Carol'

sfinewithit,nowcomeon.

（Theygobackintothelivingroom）

Carol?

IwasjustwonderingifJoeycouldaskyouaquestionaboutbreast-feeding?

Sure.

Uh,doesithurt?

Itdidatfirst,butnotanymore.

Chandler?

So,uh,howoftencanyoudoit?

Asmuchasheneeds.

Ok,Igotone,Igotone.Uh,ifheblowsintoone,doestheotheronegetbigger?

OpeningCredits

CentralPerk,thegangisallthere.]

Julie:

Rachel,doyouhaveanymuffinsleft?

Rachel:

Yeah,Iforgetwhichones.

Oh,you'

rebusy,that'

sok,I'

llgetit.Anybodyelsewantone?

All:

Nothanks.

（ToRachel）Oh,you'

relosin'

yourapronhere,letmegetit.Thereyougo.（Tiesitbackupforher）

（toJulie）Thankyou.（underherbreathtoChandler）Whatabitch.

Oh,listenyouguys.IhavethisfriendatBloomingdale'

swho'

squittingtomorrowandhewantstoabusehisdiscount.So,anyonewanttocomewithmeandtakeadvantageofit?

Ican'

t,Ihavetotakemygrandmothertothevet.

Ok,um,I'

llgowithyou.

Great.

（enters）Hi,honey.

Hey,sweetums.

Hellototherest.

Hi!

Monicawhat'

reyoudoin'

?

Youcan'

tgoshoppingwithher?

WhataboutRachel?

sgonnabeaproblem,isn'

tit?

Comeon,you'

regoingtoBloomingdale'

swithJulie?

That'

slikecheatingonRachelinherhouseofworship.

ButI'

m...

Monica,shewillkillyou.Shewillkillyoulikeadoginthestreet.

（toMonica）So,uh,Julestellsmeyouguysaregoingshoppingtomorrow?

Yeah,uh,it'

sactuallynotthatbigadeal.

sabigdealtome.Thisisgreat,Monica.Ireallyappreciatethis.

You'

rewelcome.

Woof,woof.

ADepartmentStore,Joeyissellingmen'

scologne.]

（Aguywalksby）Bijanformen?

（Anotherguywalksby）Bijanformen?

（Anattractivewomanwalksby.）HeyAnnabelle.

Annabelle:

Hey,Joey.Sodidyouhearaboutthenewguy?

Who?

Nobodyknowshisname.MeandthegirlsjustcallhimtheHombreman.

（TheHombremanenters.）

HombreMan:

（toacustomer）Hombre?

（Theguysaysyes,andgetshissample.）

What'

shedoin'

inmysection?

Iguesshedoesn'

tknow.

Well,he'

sgonna.I'

llseeyoualittlelater,ok?

（TotheHombreMan）Hey,howyadoin'

Mornin'

.

Listen,Iknowyou'

renew,butit'

skindaunderstoodthateverythingfromYoungMen'

stotheescalatorismyterritory.

Yourterritory,huh?

Yeah.Bijanformen?

Guy:

Hombre?

Yeah.Allright.（Theyguygetshissampleandleaves.）

（ToJoey）Youweresaying?

CentralPerk,PhoebeisthereasMonicaenters.]

Phoebe,listen.Youwerewithme,andwewereshoppingallday.

What?

Wewereshopping,andwehadlunch.

Oh,allright.WhatdidIhave?

Youhadasalad.

Oh,nowonderIdon'

tfeelfull.

（entering）Hey,guys,what'

sup.

IwentshoppingwithMonicaallday,andIhadasalad.

Good,Pheebs.What'

dyoubuy?

Um,wewentshoppingforum,for,fur.

Youwentshoppingforfur?

Yes,andthenIrealizedI'

magainstthat,anduh,sothenweboughtsome,（seesMonicapointingatherchest）uh,boobs.

Youboughtboobs?

（Monicaisyankingonherbrastrap）Bras!

Weboughtbras!

Weboughtbras.

TheDepartmentStore,Joeyistryingtosellsomecologne.]

（toaguy）Bijanformen?

（Toawoman）Bijanfor...（Seesit'

sawomanandstops.）（ToAnnabellewhowalksup.）Hey,Annabelle,Uh,listen,IwaswonderingifmaybeafterworkyouandIcouldgomaybegrabacupofcoffee.

Oh,actuallyIsortahaveplans.

（entering）Ready,Annabelle?

Youbet.（toJoey）Maybesomeothertime?

（Toaco-worker）Hey,it'

snotthefirsttimeIlostagirltoacowboysprayingcologne.（Acustomerwalksby.）Bijanformen?

（Thecustomerignoreshim,andJoeystartstochasehim）Bijanformen?

!

s,CarolisdroppingBenoffforRosstowatch.]

Ok,andthisisFunnyClown.FunnyClownisonlyforafterhisnaps,notbeforehisnapsorhewon'

tsleep.

Carol,we'

vebeenthroughthisbefore,ok?

Wehaveagoodtime.Welaugh,weplay.It'

slikewe'

refatherandson.

Honey,relax.Rossisgreatwithhim.（Rosslooksather.）Don'

tlooksosurprised.I'

malovelyperson.

Oh,thisissocute.

Oh,Igotthatforhim.

Mymommiesloveme.That'

sclever.

Hello?

Oh,Hi,Ju—（SeesRacheliswatching）—Hi,Jew!

（Walksintothekitchen.）（Listens.）Uhhuh?

（Listens.）Uhhuh?

（Listens）Ok.（Listens）Um,sure,that'

dbegreat.Seeyathen.Bye.（Hangsup.）

DidyoujustsayHi,Jew?

Yes.Uh,yes,Idid.Thatwasmyfriend,EddieMoskowitz.Yeah,helikesit.Reaffirmshisfaith.

s,Chandler,Rachel,andJoeyareeating,andPhoebeispreparingBen'

smilk.]

Ben,dinner!

ThanksAuntPheebs.Hey,youdidn'

tmicrowavethat,didyou,becauseit'

sbreastmilk,andyou'

renotsupposedtodothat.

Duh,IthinkIknowhowtoheatbreastmilk.Ok.（Squirtssomeonherwristandtastesit.）

Whatdidyoujustdo?

Ilickedmyarm,what?

sbreastmilk.

So?

Phoebe,thatisjuice,squeezedfromaperson.

Whatisthebigdeal?

（Tastesthebreastmilk.）

Ok,wouldpeoplestopdrinkingthebreastmilk?

Youwon'

teventasteit?

No!

Notevenifyoujustpretendthatit'

smilk?

NotevenifCarol'

sbreasthadapictureofamissingchildonit.

s,timelapse. 

RachelisenteringthelivingroomfromherbedroomasMonicaenters.]

Hey,whereiseverybody?

TheytookBentothepark.Where'

veyoubeen?

Justout.Hadsomelunch,justme,littlequalitytimewithme.Thanksforyourjacket.

Oh,noproblem.Youcanborrowit,bytheway.（Putsherhandinthepocket）Hereareyourkeys,hon.（Shetakesthekeysout,setsthemonthecounter,andnoticesshealsograbbedareceipt.）

Okay.

Mon,ifuhyouwereatlunchalone,howcomeitcostyouuh53dollars?

Youknowwhatprobablyhappened?

Someonemustastolenmycreditcard.

Andsortajustputthereceiptbackinyourpocket?

Thatisanexcellentexcellentquestion.Thatisexcellent.

Monica,whatiswithyou?

Who'

dyouhavelunchwith?

Judy.

Julie.

Jody!

YouwerewithJulie?

Look,whenitstartedIwasjusttryingtobenicetoherbecauseshewasmybrother'

sgirlfriend.Andthen,onethingledtoanotherand,beforeIknewit,wewere...shopping.

Oh.OhmyGod.

Honey,wait.Weonlydiditonce.Itdidn'

tmeananythingtome.

Yeah,right. 

Sure!

Really,Rachel,Iwasthinkingofyouthewholetime.Look,I'

msorry,allright.Inevermeantforyoutofindout!

Oh,please,youwantedtogetcaught.（Wavesthereceipt）

Thatisnottrue!

Oh,soyoujustsortofhappenedtoleaveitinhere?

DiditeveroccurtoyouthatImightjustbethatstupid?

Ok,Monica.Ijusthavetoknowonething.DidyougowithhertoBloomingdale'

s?

（Monicalooksaway.）Oh!

Ok,ok,ok,Ijustreally,uh,Ijustreallyneedtonotbewithyourightnow.（Exits.）

CommercialBreak

s,BenisplayinginhiscribwhileChandlerandRossareleaningagainsttherimandarecompletelyasleep.]

（onthephone）Hi,who'

sthis?

（Listens）Hi,Joanne.IsRachelworking?

sMonica.（Listens）Yes,IknowIdidahorriblething.（Listens）Joanne,it'

snotassimpleasallthat,ok?

（Listens）No,Idon'

tcarewhatStevethinks.（Listens）Hi,Steve.

（There'

saknockonthedoorwhichisansweredbyPhoebe.）

CarolandSusan:

Hey!

（ThiswakesChandlerandRossup）

Howdidwedo?

Oh,ItastedBen'

smilk,andRossfreakedout.

Ididnotfreakout.

Why'

dyoufreakout?

Becauseit'

sbreastmilk.It'

sgross.

Mybreastmilkisgross?

Thisshouldbefun.

No,no,Carol.There'

snothingwrongw