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Good.

Youarefine?

Yeah.

Ohsweet,nicetoseeyou.MynameisNickVujicicandit’sapleasuretobewithyou.Ihaveawheelchairoverthere.It’smyBMW7series.Iamgonnatakeitto“pickmyride”（好像是电视节目）andgetsomespinningringsonit.andthe.Youknowthosefull-pickedcarsyouknowwithhydraulicstuff,youknowhowthey’redownsandaroundstuff.Iwannagivemywheelchairdownstuff.（1:

55）（这一段他真的很乐观）。

Why?

IfIcancrosstheroadandgobangbangbang!

（他的动作也很搞笑下面的学生也都笑了）。

It’sreallycooltodrivethatthingaroundthatIhavenoarmsandnolegsandIwasactuallyborninthisway.Andthereisnomedicalreasonwhythesehappen.SoIhavenolimbs,butIhavealittlechickendrumstick.Andwecallthischickendrumstick,becausefirstofallitlookslikeoneandsecondofallsometimesmydogthinksit’sone.AndItellyoumansofunnyitcomesuptostartbitingonthat.Ipush（象声词，很幽默）himintheheadacoupleoftimes.It’snuts,man.（底下的学生又笑了，看来他真的可以和孩子打成一片）。

It’s 

socoolman.IlovetoswimaswellandIactuallyfloatlikealifejacket.IfloatuprightlikethisandIhavemylittlemotordownhere,andIgo‘bow-’thisright.Andit’ssofunnywhenpeopleseemeforthefirsttime.It’ssocoolyou’rekidsfreakedoutyouknowhowtosay?

Itellyouthislittleboycameuptomeandhegoes“whathappened?

”（呵呵语调很搞怪真的很开朗）andIwentuptohim,andIgoes:

”cigarettes!

”.（在逗小孩玩的时候还不忘进行‘吸烟有害健康的教育‘）andtherewasonegirlwhosawmeandshegoes“mummy!

Look,it’sanalien!

”（学惊慌失措的女生学的很像，呵呵，很有表演天赋）SoIwentuptoherandIwent:

”ah~~”sheislikeah~~.Iranafterherandsaid:

”Iamgonnaeatyou！

”（哈哈，他奔跑的动作很搞笑）Youknow，Freakherout!

Sowithmylittlefoothere,Icanalsowrite.Thisismypenhere.IcanactuallywriteandtypewithmyfootbutIlearnhowtodrawandallthisalotthings.That’sprettycool.Ilearnhowtotype43wordsinaminuteonthenormalcomputer.Soit’slikeheeling-toeheeling-toecombinationandIamlearningsignlanguagewithmyfootI‘mmalearnitready?

Peace（为什么我会想到piss，呵呵）.Isthatcool?

Verycool.Anyway,wegonnahavesomefuntoday.AndIjustgonnatellyouthefunnystoryofall.It’ssofunny.Iwasinacaroneday.Whenyouseemefromtheoutsideofthecar,youhavenoideathatIhavenoarmsandnolegsright?

Youjustseemygorgeousface.（呵呵其实他长的算是帅的）whenthetrafficlightsoneday,andthiscarcomesupnexttous.AndthisgirllookedatmeandIamlike:

”cool!

Let’shavesomefunhere.”IknowthatshehasnocluethatIhavenolimbssoIlookedather,Igrabbedtheseatbeltinmymouthandlooseitlikethisanddiditinthecarseat,Ijustdidthis（亏他想的出来这种招数，佩服！

拥有童心。

呵呵）andshewaslike，shewaslike“youfreakmeoutman!

”It’sverycool.Anyway,Ihaveacoupleofthingstoshowyou.Iplaydrums.Doyoubelieveme?

yeah!

（看来经过之前的搞怪，底下的小学生都肯定认为他是无所不能的人了！

）

Iactuallyplaydrums;

Igetthedrumstickinmyteeth.Iamjustjoking.LookIhavedrummachineuphereandwejustgonna.Sowhatitis?

Basicallyit’sapadright?

Inthislike16buttonsandsoeachbuttonrepresentsasoundright?

SoIamnotpressingplayeroranythinglikethat.Youseemyfoot?

Allright,it’slikeserious.（强悍，solo时间）

Doyoulikethat?

（大家长时间的鼓掌）

Sothat’ssortofmorelikeyourrocking,youknow,sortofpop.Whatever,butthenyougotahah.CanIhavesomemorevolume?

Pleasegivemesome.

***（难道是juice？

）rightherewego.SoIt’slike.Doyoulikethat?

ThatwouldbeverycoolifIcangetthisonmywheelchairandplaywhileIamdriving?

AndIgetsome“tech””onlineherewego….1,2,3,4

（又是一段强悍的solo）

Heyguys,doyoulikethat?

Isthatcool?

Beautiful.SoIhaveatennisballhere.IjustwanttoshowyouhowfarIcankickthisthing.Andalotofpeoplearelikefreakedout,youknow,howcanyoudothat!

AndIjustwanttoshowyou.It’sveryverycool.CanIhaveavolunteerpleasetocatchtheballforme?

Ahlet’ssee,let’ssee,let’ssee,sure,Iwillgetyou.Howareyoudoing?

Yes,you,myfingerpointatyou.Standup.Howareyoudoing?

Beautiful.What’syourname?

Student:

Jack.

Wasit?

Jack:

Jack,nicetomeettoyoutoday.NowcanIgetyoutodomeafavor?

Andprobablyjustgoupthatway,seemyfingerpointthatway?

Upthatwayalittlebit.Canyouguysmakealittlebitpathforhimtogointhepathalittlebit?

Beautiful,nowjustfacemeJack.NowIjustwanttoshoweverybodyhowfarIcanactuallybootthisthing.IamabigfantoDavidBeckham.IloveDavidBeckham.Ilovehowhecurvesthatball.SoIampracticingthisthing.YouknowwhatImean?

Justmoveback,keepmovingback,keeponbackback……keeponbackbackIamjoking,Ican’tgivethatfar.Comeforward.It’sallgood.Iwasjustjoking.Right,thereisgood.Right,thereisgood.Nowthat’saprettybigkicksoIamgonnatakealittlebitofrun-uphere.OhIthinkit’ssogood.（呵呵，又一次耍了底下的学生）IjustwanttoseeifIcangetyouscaredalittlebit.Allright.Herewego.Areyoureadyrightnowwhenyougetthisball,don’tthrowitbackbecauseIcan’tcatch,doyouunderstandme?

Areyouready?

Herewego,whenyougetthisballjustcomeuphereonthestage.Isthatcool,Ready,1,2.（又一次强悍的表演）.Lookatthat…Jumpupright,onthisside.Beautiful,nowJack,haveyouhadagooddaytoday?

‘Yeah.’’Thanksgood,Iwillgetyoutoholdtheballforme.（把球扔到台下）Wait…Ihaven’tdonewithyouyetright？

Allright，youjustStandhere，facethecrowd. 

Soanythingnewhappenedinyoulifetoday?

School,outschool,boring,learnanything?

No.Isschoolortheresomethingcool?

didyouhomework?

No.Allright,herewego.Ijustwanttoberealwithyou.There’sacoolgameIwannaplaywithyou.That’scool.Iamgonnagetyourrighthandonthetable.Allrightthat’sacoolring.Igonnagivemeatoering.YouknowwhatImean?

OnedayIamgonnagivemeaswisswatchtoo.Anyway,justputthewholehandonhere.Beautiful,now,whatwegonnado,wegonnaplayagamecalledslapers.Ok?

NowIdon’tknowifyouknowthisgame.Basically,Iamgonnaslapyou,Ok？

andifyou..whenIgolikethis,youshouldmoveawaythisbeforeIgetyou,soit’saracebetweenyourhandandthechickendrumstick.Allright?

Sowhatgonnahappenifyougot5shocks?

Ok?

IfImissoneoutofthe5,youwin.Sothatmakesense?

Youonlybeatmeoncetowin.Areyouready?

Yousaidyouarehavingagooddaytodayyet?

This’sgood.Thisgonnachange.Iamjoking.Areyouready?

Areyouscared?

Youarenotscared.Areyouready?

No.1.sowhenIgolikethis,yougolike?

Exactly.Okyoushouldbequicker.（他的‘小鸡腿’居然那么快！

）it’sNo1..No2..No.3.Imakeiteasierforyou.IevenlookawayandI’llclosemyeyes.Ok,nowishishandstillthere?

Ihavedonethisacoupleoftimes.Youcan’tcheatonit.Allright.NowIclosemyeyes.Yourhandthere?

Ishishandthere?

（啊,又输了）Allright.No.4.Iwillletyouwin,ok?

（居然表演慢动作，囧）Givemeahug,Iloveyou.Givehimapplauseguys.ThankyouverymuchJack.（全场的气氛又一次的被调动了）

Ihavegotaphoneuphere.Itisnotmycellphone.It’sanormalphone.Ijustrippeditoutfromthewall.IamgonnashowyouhowIcanactuallyflickthisphoneontomyshoulder.It’sverycool.It’sactuallynotalwaysguaranteedthatitgonnahappenthefirsttime.Sowhathappenswhenyoufail?

Tryagain.

Verygood!

Verygood!

Socansomeonegivemeasoundforringingphoneplease.

ding-ling-ling~~.

Thankyou,thankyou.Iamcoming.（哈哈，表演得很投入）ready?

（呵呵，又是对着台下的一阵‘傻笑’）。

Hey,isthatcool?

（台下又是一阵尖叫）Awesome！

第二部分

Iwanttotalkabout.WhenIstarted,youknow,gotoschoolandlotsofpeopleputmedown.YouknowpeopleteaseeachotherImeanpeoplecomeupandsay,”Hey!

youarefat,youarefat,youarefat,youarefat,..youknow,youneedtolosesomeweight”whenyougohomeyoulookatyourselfinthemirrorandgo“em~I’mfat！

”right？

Somanypeopleteaseeachother.Asyouknow,you’retooshort,toohigh,youlooklikewhatever,differenthairandallthat,Itdoesn'

tmatter.

Seeingthingis,whenyou’reatschool,whenyougrowupinlife,youactuallysawitmatterstopeoplehowyoulook.

Andthenitmatterstoyoubecauseitmatterstoothers.

Why?

Whydoesitmatterhowyoulook?

Because,iftheydon’tlikeyou,thenwhowill?

Iftheydon’tacceptyou,thenwhowill?

Andthefearthathaveisthatwegonnabealone,thatwe’renotgoodenough.

We’regoingtochangeourselves.

Youknowsomanypeopleputmedownandsay“Nick,youlooksoweird！

Nooneisreallyyourfriend.Youcan’tdothis,youcan’tdothat.”

AndIcouldn’tchangeanything,Icouldn’tchange/fixmyhaironedayandeverythinggoesfine.

Itisn’tlikeyouknowwhatever,Icouldn’tchangemycircumstance！

Icouldn’tjustonedaywakeupandsay“Hey!

Givemearmsandlegs.Ineedarmsandlegs.”

Youknowmeanlike,Iwenttoabodybuilder,youknow,canyougivemearmsandlegs.

I’mjoking.Hehe,Bodybuildercannotgetit.Right?

Ige