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Areyoukidding?
It'
sepic,bro!
Epic.
I'
malreadythenewguy.
Idon'
twanttobethenonpartipationguy,too.
Notonmywatch.
Unfortunately,Halloweenwasmarredformepersonally
byanincidentlongago.
Nowit'
sjustadayIhavetogetthrough.
Soyou'
vesaid.
Allright,so,everybodyhastobehereat5:
30
torehearseourhouseofhorrors.
Youguyshaveyourcostumesready?
Yeah,butit'
sasecret.
MeandMannycameupwithsomethingtogether.
Ilovethat!
-CanIhavesomecandy?
-No.
How'
boutyou,Alex?
Well,Ihaven'
treallythoughtaboutit.
vegot,like,threehugeexamstomorrow.
Honey,youcan'
tjustslapsomethingtogetheratthelastminute.
Youknow,ifyougavethiscostumehalfasmuchtime
andattentionasyougiveyourhomework,
youwouldn'
tbeinthissituation.
CanIremindyou,youhaveonechildwho'
snotmediocre?
Checkit.I'
mascaryblackcat.
Theonlypersonthatcostumescaresisme.
-Gochangeit.-Towhat?
tknow.Oneofyouroldcostumes.
Honey,trustme.
Iamsparingyouanentireday
ofguysaskingyouifyouhavearoughtongue.
Hello.
Hi.Dad.It'
sme.
IwantedtomakesureyouandGloriawerereadyfortonight.
-What'
stonight?
-Whatdoyoumean,whatistonight?
Dad,it'
sHalloween.Youknowthis.
Calmdown,Morticia,I'
mjustteasingyou.
We'
llbethere.
Yeah,butincostumethistime.
Youcan'
tjustshowupwithabackwardsbaseballcap
andcallyourselfSnoopDogglikeyoudidlastyear.
Ididn'
tevenknowwhothatguywas.
Haleyturnedmyhataroundandtoldmetosayit.
Ithoughthewasadogdetective.
Listen,don'
tworry.Wegotthewholethingworkedout.
Bye-bye.
-Hola,Jay!
-Whereareyou?
IhaveMannyinthecarpool,
andwe'
regoingtothedropout.
Dropout?
YoumeanthatEddiekid?
Yeah,he'
samoron.
No,thedropout,
whereyoudropthekidsintheschool.
Shemeans"
Drop-off."
That'
swhatIsaid.
Listen,didyoueverdoanythingaboutcostumes
forClaire'
sthingtonight?
mgoingtopickthemupthisafternoon.
You'
regoingtobea"
Gargle,"
andI'
mgonnabeanevilvillagebruja.
IknowlessnowthanIdidbeforeIasked.
Hmm.Abrujaisawitch,andagargleisagargle.
Gargoyle."
Aslongasyougotitcovered.
BecauseifClairedoesn'
tgetherHalloween,
sheturnsintoareal"
Rhymeswith'
bruja.'
Oh,no.No,no,no.I'
mtheonlyone.
Atlunch,I'
llletyouwearmyfangs.
Lookatthosetools.
Everyyear.Whatacoupleofdouches.
Ohh.Oh,no.
Hello?
Thereareexactlythreepeopleincostumehere-
Atool,adouche,andme.
AndIdon'
thavetimetogohomeandchangeand-
Calmdown.
Didyoubringinthedry-cleaningfromlastnight?
Areyoureallygettingonmeaboutthedry-cleaningwh-
Oh.Ihavesuitsinthetrunk.
Lookatthat.Yesterday'
slazycurestoday'
crazy.
Yes.Thankyou!
Thankyou.
Oh,thereyouare.
Hey,IneedyouintheLampkinmeeting.
-IfIcouldjustmaybehave-Fiveminutes.
O-kay.
-Okay,hey.Firstlegalquestion.-Yeah?
CanIfirethoseidiotsfornoreason?
Oh,mygosh.
-Thosearesomemajorgunsyougotthere.-Eh,yeah.
Whywon'
tthis...
Hey,Jerry.
Hey,Phil.Lookinggood.
Thanks.Waittillyouseewhatwegotplannedfortonight.
ClaireandIaregoingascorpsebrideandgroom.
Asifthere'
sanyotherkind,amIright?
-I'
msayingmarriagekillsyou.-Judyleftme.
Oh,mygod.
Iamsosorry.
Whensomeoneyouragedies,
What'
sthefirstthingyouwanttoknow?
Diedofwhat?
Right?
Youwanttohearitwassomething
Thatcouldneverhappentoyou.
Well,it'
sthesamewithdivorce.
Tellmeitwasbooze,cheating,physicalabuse.
Noproblem.I'
mamonogamoussocialdrinker,
AndClaireonlysleep-hitsme.
Justdon'
ttellmeitcamefromoutoftheblue.
Iwastotallyblindsided.
Iguesssomewherealongtheway
Shestoppedfindingmedelightful.
Well,that'
s-that'
scoconuts.
resuperdelightful.
NottoJudy.
SheusedtolaughateverythingIhadtosay,
ButnowIcan'
tevenrememberwhatherlaughsoundslike.
Clairecandoit.It'
suncan-
Ishouldgobackinside.
Ihaveadishtowash.
Okay,but,hey...
Jerry,ifyouneedanything,allright?
myourrock.
Youarenotgonnabelievethis.
JudyjustleftJerry.
Oh,yeah.Shewassounhappy.
How'
shedoing?
He'
snottakingitaswellasyouare.
Oh,I'
msorry,honey.Idon'
tmeantobeinsensitive.
vejustgotalottogetdone.
tfindyouinsensitive.Ifindyoudelightful.
Doyoufindmedelightful?
Oh,god,Ijustremembered!
Jerry'
ssupposedtobeourporchscarecrow.
Canyouaskhimifhe'
llstilldoit?
skindofamessrightnow.
Yeah,butitmightmakehimfeelbetterbearoundpeople.
lltry...
Buthiswholeworldjustturnedupsidedown.
Canyouimagine?
Oneminute,you'
rehappilymarried,
Thenextminute,you'
recompletelybyyourself.
tneedexcuses.Ineedthislawsuittogoaway.
Now,who'
sresponsiblefortheKeithdeposition?
uh,well,Iwas,"
Shir."
But,uh,inmydefense,I"
Wash"
told
Takethosestupidfangsout,Dale.
Forstarters,it'
sdaytime.
Vampiressleepduringtheday...
whichyoumaysoonhaveplentyoftimefor.
msorry,butIwastoldthatwedidn'
tneedKeith.
Whotoldyouthat?
I-I-Imayhave.Imayhavedonethat,sir.
sdisappointing.
ButatleastMitchell'
snewhere.
Twilight,you'
renot.
Sogetitdone.Meetingadjourned.
Client'
swaitingforusinmyoffice.We'
realreadylate.
-Ohh.-Let'
sroll.
-Ah,you'
vereallybeenhittingthegym.-Yeah.
Whatthehellisthatnoise?
EverytimeItriedtogetoutofthatcostume,
Igotdraggedintoanothermeeting.
ItwastheworstHalloweenever.
Really,Mitchell?
TheworstHalloweenever?
Youhadsqueakythighs.
Ilostachildhood.
Jay!
Thiscameforyou.
Oh.Hi,honey.Whatisit?
Icalledyoursecretaryandtoldher
toorderyousomecrackers
andthosecheesesthatyoulike-
thetiny,littleones.
Thanks.Didyoupickupmy"
Gargle"
Costume,too?
-Areyoumakingfunofme?
-No.
First,Mannycorrectingme.Andnowyou?
IfIhaveaproblem,Iwanttoknow,Jay.
Honey,look,Englishisyoursecondlanguage.
redoinggreat.
Yeah,you'
renothelpingbyprotectingmyfeelings.
Iwantyoutobehonestwithme.
Okay,well,Imayhavenoticedsometiny,littlemistakes
youmightwanttotakealookat.
-Likewhat?
-Justlittlemispronunciations.Like,forexample
Lastnight,yousaid,"
Weliveinadoggy-dogworld."
-So?
-Well,it'
s"
Dog-eat-dogworld."
Yeah,but...
thatdoesn'
tmakeanysense.
Whowantstoliveinaworldwheredogseateachother?
Adoggy-dogworldisabeautifulworld
fulloflittlepuppies!
WhatelsedoIsaywrong?
snot"
Blessingsintheskies."
Blessingsindisguise."
Whatelse?
Carpaltunnelsyndrome"
isnot"
Carpooltunnelsyndrome."
Andwhatelse?
Volumptuous."
Okay,enough.IknowthatIhaveanaccent.
Butpeopleunderstandmejustfine!
Whatthehellisthis?
Itoldyou,Jay,Icalledyoursecretary
andtoldhertoorderyouaboxofbabycheeses.
Oh,sonowthatismyfaulttoo.
Oh,yeah,canyoutellClaire
thatI'
mnotreallyupforbeingthescarecrow?
JudyandIusedtoloveHalloween.
sherfavoriteholiday.
-Huh.-Youknow?
Gosh,Ihatetothinkofyousittingintherealone,
runningthroughallthisinyourhead.
Whatcouldyouhavedonedifferently?
sactuallyalittlehardformetotalkabout.
Don'
tpushmeaway.I'
mnotJudy.
Icould'
vebeenmorespontaneous.
I-I-Icould'
vetriedtohavebeenmorefunandsexy
likeIwasintheolddays.
Spontaneousandsexy.Igotit.Yep.
Andremember,I'
mhereforyou,okay?
Ohh!
Sonofa...
Whatthehellisthat?
!
What?
Youtoldmetoputonanoldcostume.
Notfromwhenyouwere8.
AreyoutryingtogetcandyorJapanesebusinessmen?
Changeit.Go.
Jerryisano-goonthecrow.
vebeenovertherethiswholetime?
Yeah,hewasventing.Icouldn'
tbreakfree.
God...
Youaresexy.
Honey...
Notsofast.Idon'
tthinkwe'
redonehere,mydarling.
sokay.Ineedtogetdown.
Oh,wecangetdown.Wecangetwaydown.
Oh,god!
Phil!
No!
No,no,no,no,no!
No!
Oh,no.
No,no,no,no,no,no,no.Okay.
Okay.Focus,Mitchell.Focus.Focus.
mtrappedinamen'
sroom,
AndallIhaveonisthespider-mansuit.
Hot.Whoisthis?
Somebodytookmyshirt,andalltherest
ofmyclothesareall"
Toilety."
mscrewed.
Whydon'
tyoujusttellCharliethetruth?
Ican'
t.Ialreadymesseduponcetoday.
AndIcan'
triskit.
I-Ihaveanothersuitinmytrunk,
ButIcan'
tgettothecarwithoutgoingthroughtheoffice.
Youkno
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