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Asmylawfullyweddedwife,insicknessandinhealth,tilldeathpartsus.
Asmylawfullyweddedwife,insicknessandinhealth,untildeathpartsus.Really,Ido.Emily.(Pointsather.)
MayIhavetherings?
(Heisgiventherings)Emily,placethisringonRoss’sfingerasasymbolofyourbondeverlasting.(Shejamstheringontohisfinger)Ross,placethisringinEmily’shandasasymbolofthelovethatencirclesyouforever.
Happytoo.
RossandEmilyhavemadetheirdeclarationsanditgivesmegreatpleasuretodeclarethemhusbandandwife.
Yay!
Youmaykissthebride.
(Hegoestokissher,butsheisn’tveryreceptiveofthekiss.Shekeepsavoidinghim,untilRossfinallygetstokissheronhercheek.)
Mrs.Geller:
(ToMr.Geller)Thisisworsethanwhenhemarriedthelesbian.
(Thebandstartstoplay,andtherecessionalstarts.RosstriestotakeEmily’shand,butshesnatchesitawayfromhim.)
Justkeepsmiling.
Okay.
Joey:
Well,thatwentwell.Yeah.
Chandler:
Itcould’vebeenworse,hecould’veshother.
(RossandEmilymakeittothelobby.)
(laughs)Thatuh,thatwasprettyfunny.Wasn’tit?
(Emilygiveshimaforearmshotacrossthestomach.)
OpeningCredits
TheWeddingreception,RossandEmilyareinthebathroomandEmilyisyellingathim.Rachel,Chandler,Joey,andMonicaarestandingoutsidethedoorway.]
(Yellingfrominsidethebathroom)You’vespoiledeverything!
It’slikeanightmare!
Myfriendsandfamilyareoutthere!
HowcanIfacethem?
!
Howcanyoudothistome?
(Tothegang)Hey,nomatterwhathappenswithRossandEmily,westillgetcakeright?
(exitingthebathroom)That-that-that’sallright,nohoney,youtakeyourtimesweetie.I’llberightouthere.(Sheslamsthedoorinhisface,tothegang)She’sjustfixinghermakeup.
Ihateyou!
And,Iloveyou!
(Hewalksintothelivingroom)
Mr.Geller:
Boy,badtimetosaythewrongname,huhRoss?
That’strue,thanksdad.(ToAll)Peopleshouldbedancing!
Huh?
Hey,thisisaparty!
Comeon!
Joey,dance!
(Hestartstodancebutstopswhennooneelsejoinshim.)
(Mrs.Waltham’sphoneringsandsheanswersit.)
Mrs.Waltham:
Yes,Walthaminteriors.
Phoebe:
(Onthephone,inNewYork)Uh,hello,thisisRossGeller’spersonalphysician,Dr.Philange.
Who?
Yeah,I’vediscoveredthatRossforgottotakehisbrainmedicine,uh,nowwithoutit,uh,inthebrainofRoss,uhwomen’snamesareinterchangeable,through-throughnofaultofhisown.
OhmyGod,Phoebe.
No,notPhoebe,Dr.Philange.Ohno!
Youhaveittoo!
(Mrs.Walthamhangsuponher.)
Hello?
(CuttoChandlerandMonicaatthebuffettable.)
Hey.
Monica:
Ohwow,Ihopeyoudon’ttakethisthewrongwaybut,Iknowwehadplanstomeetuptonightand,ugh,I’mjustkindaworriedaboutwhatitmightdotoourfriendship.
Iknow.Howcouldwehaveletthishappen?
Seventimes!
Ugh!
Well,y’know,wewereaway…
Inaforeign,romanticcountry…
IblameLondon.
BadLondon!
(Takesaspoonandsmackstheturkey.)
Solookumm,whilewe’rest-stillinLondon,Imean,wecankeepdoingitright?
Well,Idon’tseethatwehaveachoice.But,whenwe’rebackhome,wedon’tdoit.
Onlyhere.
Y’know,Isawawinecellardownstairs…
I’llmeetyouthereintwominutes.
Okay!
(Hethrowsdownhisplateandrunstothewinecellar,MonicaisabouttofollowhimbutisinterceptedbyRachel.)
Mon,honey,Igottaaskyousomething.
(impatiently)Now?
Rosssaidmynameupthere,Imean,comeon,Ijustcan’tpretendthatdidn’thappencanI?
Oh,I-Idon’tknow.
Monica,whatshouldIdo?
Justuh,dotherightthing.(Usessomebreathspray)
What?
Toetheline.Threadtheneedle.Thinkoutsidethebox!
(Triestoleave,butisstoppedbyRachel.)
Whoa,wait,listen,IthinkI’mjustgonnatalktoRossaboutwhathethinkitmeant.
Wait.Rachel,no,he’smarried.Married!
Ifyoudon’trealizethat,Ican’thelpyou.
Okay,you’reright.You’reright.Youcan’thelpme.
(CuttoMr.andMrs.Geller.)
Jack,isitallourfault?
Werewebadparents?
Mr.Waltham:
(walkingby)Yes.
Ohyeah,wellwhoservessteakwhenthere’snoplacetosit,Imeanhowareyousupposedtoeatthis?
Hey,what’sup?
(Hehassolvedtheproblemofeatingthesteak,he’seatingitwithhishands.)
(CuttoMonicaandChandler,Monicaisrunninguptohim.)
Wherewereyou?
Weweresupposedtomeetinthewinecellar?
Forgetit,that’soff.
Why?
(drunkenly)Thenexttourofthewinecellarwillplanintwoin-inminutes…
(Joeywalksuptothem.)
Joey,whatareyoudoing?
YoupromisedPhoebeyouwouldn’teatmeatuntilshehasthebabies!
Well,Ifiguredwe’reinanothercountry,soitdoesn’tcount.
That’strue.
Theman’sgotapoint.
(CuttoRachelandRoss.)
Oh,hi!
Hi!
Hi.Sorry,thingsaren’tworkingoutsowell.
Ohno!
Itcouldbebetter,butit’sgonnabeokay,right?
Ohyeah!
Ofcourse,Imean,she’sgonnagetoverthis,y’know?
Imean,soyousaidmyname!
Y’knowyoujustsaidit‘causeyousawmethere,ifyou’dhaveseenacircusfreak,youwould’vesaid,"
Itaketheecircusfreak."
Y’know,itdidn’tmeananything,it’sjustamistake.Itdidn’tmeananything.Right?
No!
Ofcourseitdidn’tmeananything!
Imean,uhwell,IcanunderstandwhyEmilywouldthinkitmeantsomething,y’know,because-becauseitwasyou…
Right…
Butitabsolutelydidn’t.(Yellingtowardsthebathroom)Itdidn’t!
Itdidn’t!
(approaching)Ross,hey,theband’sreadyoutsideforyourfirstdancewithEmily,so…
(sarcastic)Oh!
Oh-oh,theband’sready!
Well,I-I-wegottadowhatthebandsays—Idon’tcareaboutthestupidband!
Youspitonmeman!
(Wipeshisface.)
Look,I’msorry.
Emilyiskindatakingalongtime,huh?
(laughs)Y’knowwhenIlockedmyselfinthebathroomatmywedding,itwasbecauseIwastryingtopopthewindowoutoftheframe.
Oh,right!
Getthehelloutofthere,y’know?
(Theyallstartlaughing,andquicklystopwhentheyrealizewhatshejustsaidandrunovertothebathroom.)
(Bangsonthebathroomdoor)Emily?
Emily?
I’mcomingin.(Heopensthedoortorevealthatthewindowisgone,alongwithEmily.)
Well,lookatthat,samething.
LondonMarriott,MonicaandChandlerarewalkingtoherroom.]
Listen,inthemiddleofeverythingifIscreamtheword,"
Yippee!
"
justignoreme.
(ShelaughsandopensthedoortorevealRachelsittingonthebed.)
OhmyGod,Rachel!
Oh,helloRachel.
Rosssaidmyname.Okay?
Myname.Rosssaidmynameuptherethatobviouslymeansthathestilllovesme!
(Theybothjuststareather.)Okay,don’tbelieveme,IknowI’mright—doyouguyswanttogodownstairsandgetadrink?
Yes,wedo.But,wehavetochangefirst.
Yes,Iwanttochange.Andwhy-whydon’tyougodownandgetusatable?
Yeah,we’llbedowninlikefiveminutes.
(elbowshim)Fifteenminutes.
(ThephoneringsandRachelanswersit.)
Oh,Pheebs!
(Tothem)It’sPhoebe!
Oh,yay…
Great…
Hi,sowhathappened?
Well,Rosssaidmyname.
Yeah,Iknow,butIdon’tthinkthatmeansanything.
Okay,Pheebs,y’knowwhat,let’slookatthisobjectivelyallright?
Ninthgrade,right?
Theobsessionstarts.Allright?
Thesummerafterninthgradeheseesmeinatwo-pieceforthefirsttime,hisobsessionbeginstogrow.Sothen…
(ToMonica)Hey,listen,whydon’twegochangeinmyroom?
Butmyclothesare—ohh!
(Theybothleave.)
(CuttoChandler’sroom,heopensthedoorslowlytoseeifJoeyisthereandafterseeingthatheisn’t,ushersMonicaintotheroom,closesthedoor,andthesecuritybar.)
Wow,youlook…
Notimeforthat!
(Theybothstarttofranticallyripeachother’sclothesoff,butareinterruptedwhenJoeytriestoopenthedoor.)
Hey,dude,letmein.Igotagirlouthere!
Well,I’vegotagirlinhere.
Noyoudon’t,IjustsawyougointherewithMonica!
Well,we’re-we’rehangingoutinhere!
Look,whichoneofusisgonnabehavingsexinthere,meoryou?
Well,IsupposeI’dhavetosayyou!
But,whatifwe’rewatchingamovieinhere?
Whic
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