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小动物追赶猎人下场
Iamtriedandhungry,oh,thereisalittlehouse,
Iwilleatalittleandliedown.
音乐起,7个小矮人出场,
D:
1/Look,somebodyatemyfood----2/somebodydrankmywater----
3/someoneissleepingnow----4/Whatabeautifulgirl!
----
小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话
5/Howdoyoudo?
Howdoyoudo?
MynameisS.w…Nicetomeetyou!
(齐说)Nicetomeetyou,too----
6/welcometoourhouse!
7/Wouldyouliketolivehere?
Mypleasure,thankyouverymuch!
Let’sgooutforourwork,bye-bye,S.W
皇后、魔镜出场Q:
Mirror,mirroronthewall,who’sthemostbeautiful?
What?
S.wisnotdead?
Hahaha,Igotagoodidea!
音乐起,皇后扮演老太太出场,对话
Apple,apple,beautifulapple,
Hello,Goodmorninggrandma!
prettygirl,wouldyoulikeabite?
Oh,yes,thankyougrandma!
白雪公主咬一口后倒地
Thegirlisdead!
Hahaha…
小矮人出场、围着公主哭
S.wwakeup,wakeup…
音乐起,动物引着王子出场
P:
Abeautifulgirl!
Sheshallbemyqueen!
王子吻公主,公主醒了
Thankyouforyourhelp!
Mypleasure
音乐起,小动物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞
From:
中英文双语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本
本文转自,
旁白:
话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。
梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语,尤其擅长模仿马丁&
#8226;
路德&
金的演讲。
(旁白暂停,邓英文“Ihaveadream”)。
祝英台一心梦想出国,梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人(旁白暂停,祝英文“thisisBBC….)最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。
在祝英台临走的那一天,梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。
L:
Yingtai,IloveyousomuchandI’llmissyousomuch.!
Z:
Iloveyou,too!
Don’tworry.ShanboIonlyloveyouinthiswildworld.I’llmarryyouassoonasI’mback.Waitformejustfortwoyears.
I’llkissyouacrossthePacificOcean.
I’llkissyoufromtheotherside.Waitforme.BoBo
一周以后,祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
Oh,Sweetie,YintaiImissyousomuch,missyoueveryminuteeverysecond.Ohmydear.Areyoulisteningtome?
Listen,LiangShanbo.I’mcallingtotellyouthatIlovedyou.ButIthinkyou’dbetterfindabettergirl.
Pardon?
BecauseI’llgetmarried.
Married?
towho?
To英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的MaWencai..Heissohandsome.Sorich,evenricherthanYuMinhong.Andheisgoodat葵花宝典。
IlovehismoneyandIlovehisbody.
Whatareyoutalkingabout?
Youwaitandsee.I’llgiveyousomecolortoseesee.I’llkillyou!
IwillkillyouinAmerica!
America?
YoucancometoAmerica?
Hahahaha
祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵,他发下毒誓:
不杀祝英台誓不为人。
于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE。
当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。
为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台,他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。
Isaytoyoutoday,myfriends,soeventhoughwefacethedifficultiesoftodayandtomorrow,Istillhaveadream.ItisadreamdeeplyrootedintheAmericandream.
Ihaveadreamthatonedaythisnationwillriseupandlivesoutthetruemeaningofitscreed:
Weholdthesetruthstobeself-evident;
thatallmenarecreatedequal.IhaveadreamthatonedayIwillkillZhuYingtairightinAmerica.Itisadreamthatdeeplyrootedinmyheart.Inmyheart.
一年之后,梁山伯也来到了美国,四处寻找祝英台的下落。
终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台,而她正和马文才卿卿我我。
ZhuYingtai,longtimenosee,huh?
WhoamI?
I’mLiangShanbo.I’mheretokillyou.
Liang….shanbo.Oh,Wencai.Heiscrazy.Hewillkillme.
You!
Getoutofhere.
Getoutofhere!
电话来了。
Hello,I’minwuhan.OkokI’llcomerightnow
Pleasedon’tgo.Juststay,please.He’llkillme.
Iknow!
ButifIstay,he’llkillmebytheway..
Youtoldmeyouweregoodat葵花宝典?
Sorry,I’mnotgoodat葵花宝典.I’mjustgoodat新华字典。
Oh,youliar.Justgetoutofhere!
!
(toLiangShanbo)Oh,darling,youmustkillme?
Yes,Ihaveto.BecauseIhateyoumorethanIcansay.
(sing)Whenwewereyoung,welistenedtotheMP三,yousaidyou’dlovemeforever.Don’tkillme,ok?
Shanbo.Iqiuqiuni..
Nodoor!
(sing)Whereyougo,whateveryousay,I’llberightherekillingyou.IonlyknowIwasborntoloveyouortokillyou.NowIcan’tloveyou,theonlychoiceistokillyou.
曾经Onceuponatime,therewasatrueloveinfrontofme,Ididn’tcherishit.IfIwastomeethimagain,IwishtosayIloveyou.IfyouwouldaskmehowlongIwouldlovehim,Ishouldsaytenthousandyears.ThatmanisyouTheonlymanIloveinthiswildworldisyou.Onlyyou.(sing)
TheonlywomanIwanttokillison-lyyou!
Please,youknowIloveyou.Iloveyoujustlikelaoshuaidami.Iwanttomarryyou.
heheheReally?
Oh,ofcourse.Pleasedon’tkillme!
Tokillornottokillisaquestion.Idon’tknow.Whocantellme?
Iputherlifeinyourhands.Everybodyhere,pleasetellmekillornotkill?
(tokill)
Youhearthis.I‘msorry.Butdon’tworry,I’llgotoheaventogetherwithyou.
Allrightkillme,thenwe’llbecometwobutterfliesinthebeautifulgarden(sing)
(sing)
亲爱的你别杀我本文转自,小品剧本,简历模版简历封面
杀了我你也没有好结果
L:
亲爱的我也不想杀\可是大家非得要我杀
《孔雀东南飞》(英文搞笑话剧)
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:
EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!
Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!
Whocanhelpme?
(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):
Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!
Lunch!
Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):
I’mhere!
What’supmum?
JM:
I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
But……
Neverinterruptme!
SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and……
Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):
Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?
(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!
(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
Mum,I’mback!
LM:
Youareback?
Why?
Whathappened?
Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):
See!
Ihavealreadytoldyou!
Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself……
But,mum……
Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?
And
I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):
Nicegirl!
Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:
“Ifyoudaughter
Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!
”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(惊愕):
What?
Themayor’sson?
Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?
(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):
Wherearemysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!
(闻一下) Er!
Howsmelly!
Theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!
Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!
Butthere’snobreakfast!
(捡起地上的围
裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!
Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!
Now
shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.
JM(上):
Where’smybreakfast?
Where’sLunch?
Hasn’tshegotupyet?
Mum,can’tyouremember?
Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):
Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬礼):
Yesmadam!
Act4
(J开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗)
Heyyou!
Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!
(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:
AndIplantedonetree!
(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:
Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头,但踩到了A的脚)
AB&
Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):
Is1maoenough?
(三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量)
Whatbadluck!
Thisguyisbroken!
Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&
Goodidea!
J(惊讶):
Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?
It’simpossible!
Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
ButLunchismywife!
Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!
Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?
I’llgo
withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.
Haveyougotanyexperience?
No.ButI’vegotthis!
(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书$1,000,000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期.MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&
AndIplantedonetree.
Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
(L听到J的声音,掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):
Johnny!
(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒,挥拳向J打来.J矮身一躲,MS打中了J身后的L,L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):
Howdareyoubeatmywife!
(挥拳向MS冲去)
(J与MS混战,JM上,以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L,关切地问):
Honey,howareyou?
L(哭状):
Ihurtalot!
Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)
L(起身去追):
Waitforme!
(跑下)
(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)
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