愚人节祝福语大全英文Word格式文档下载.docx
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愚人节来临,4月1日您收到的短信均为假的,意思正好截然相反,敬请留意。
以下是第一条:
您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!
4.Notice:
AprilFool'sDayapproachingonApril1youreceivetextmessagesarebogusmeaningexactlyoppositepleasepayattention.Followingisthefirst:
YouarehandsomestylesYushulinfengbeautyoftheblossomingdevilbuildlover!
愚人节来临,4月1日您收到的短信均为假的,意思正好截然相反,敬请留意。
5.Psychologicaltest:
Ifyouandthecowardrace,youwantto:
1yourunfast;
asfast;
youcowardslowerthan…answer:
youthanbeastsalsoabeast;
youarebeasts;
beastthanyou!
HappyAprilFool'sDay!
心理测试:
如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望:
1你跑得快;
2一样快;
3你比狗熊慢。
答案:
1你比禽兽还禽兽;
2你就是禽兽;
3你禽兽不如!
愚人节快乐!
6.Inmyeyes,youwillalwaysbelookedcarefree,andeatingwithrelishisalways,sleepisalwaysHanransleep……Ireallyenvyyouknow,Oh!
Sometimesthink,asyoudosopigsareverygood!
在我眼里,你看上去永远是无忧无虑,吃饭永远是津津有味,睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀,唉!
有时候想想,像你那样做头猪也挺好的!
7.afterdinnersevencommandment:
iquitsmoking,quitimmediatelyeattwofruits,threeringrelaxedbelt,thefourimmediatelyquitdrinking,wujiebaibuwalk,batheimmediatelyquitsix,sevenquitimmediatelytosleep!
journey:
remember?
饭后七戒:
一戒吸烟,二戒马上吃水果,三戒放松裤带,四戒立即喝茶,五戒百步走,六戒立即洗澡,七戒立即睡觉!
八戒:
记住了吗?
8.somepeopleseeyoutoday,youstillascharming,wearingacheckedvest,manyouyoutowalk,adetachedlookcomfortable,itislovelytothat.youreallydonotknowhowthatissaiguorabbit?
今天有人看见你了,你还是那样迷人,穿着格子背心,慢悠悠地走着,一副超然自在的样子,实在是可爱极了。
真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的?
9.shacengsaid:
ihave16change!
journeysaid:
ihave32change!
wukongsaid:
iam72changed!
inhistangseng:
nishionthetreatment,youchangeaphonecall,isawhowotherpeoplelookatmonsterswithphonemessages?
happyaprilfool'sday!
沙僧说:
我有16变!
八戒说:
我有32变!
悟空说:
我有72变!
唐僧大怒:
西天路上也没见你们变个电话,看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!
10.Becauseyou,Ibelieveinfate,perhapsallthisaredoomedtoheaven,havingaMianmianzhizhongtraction.NowIwanttosayisthatIShangbeizi--whatisbuiltNieah?
!
因为你,我相信命运的安排,也许这一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牵引着我俩。
现在的我想说的是——我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?
!
11.Psychologicaltest:
Ifyouandthecowardraceyouwantto:
JiaR
3你比狗熊慢…答案:
12.anurgentreminder:
lookatyourleftandthenlookatyourright.Pleasebecarefuljustslippedoutofamentalillnesshisfeaturesare:
holdingamobilephonelookaround.紧急提醒:
看看你的左边再看看你的右边。
请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病他的特征是:
拿着手机东张西望。
13.wanttowithyoutoseetheseabutcannotgrasptheunfathomablefuture;
thinkandyougomountainclimbingisfulltotheidealofthevacant;
thinkandyoutodriftbutnotthehappyheaven;
wanttogoshoppingwithyouhasbeenthepolicerefusedhesaid:
don'twalkadog!
想和你去看海却掌握不住莫测的未来;
想和你去登山却布满对理想的茫然;
想和你去飘流却到不了幸福的天堂;
想和你逛街却得到警察拒绝他说:
不许遛狗!
14.thefirstsighttoseeyouIsaidtomyself:
youaremylifetostriveforthegoalIwanttopursueyouIwanttohugyou.Iwanttoannounce:
Iloveyou.........
第一眼见到你我就对自己说:
你就是我今生要奋斗的目标我要追求你我要拥抱你。
我要公布:
我爱你………人民币!
15.doyouhaveaTV?
LookatCCTV1theWhiteHousewasbombedthewholebuildingcollapsedthepolicehavecloseddowntheentireWashington1peoplewerekilledand32injuredpeoplelost...1peoplecheated!
你那里有电视吗?
快看CCTV1美国白宫被炸了整栋楼全塌了警方已经关闭了整个华盛顿1人死亡32人受伤人失落。
。
1人受骗!
16.donotmove!
Robbery!
Allhandsup!
Menstandontheleftthewomanstoodontherightabnormalstationinthemiddlehey!
Saidisyoubutalsoinstalledtoseethephone!
不许动!
抢劫!
全部举起手来!
男的站左边女的站右边反常的站中间哎!
说的就是你还装着看手机!
1.youarethesuninmyheartbutitbegantorain;
youarethemooninmydreambutitwasobscuredbyclouds;
youarethemostbeautifulflowerinmyheartbutheld;
youarethegoddessofthemoonintheskywillfalltotheearthunfortunatelyinthefaceoffirstthe......
你是我心中的太阳可惜下雨了;
你是我梦中的月亮可惜被云遮住了;
你是我心中最美的花朵可惜开过了;
你是天上的嫦娥降临人间可惜脸先着地了……
2..yourqualitysuchasplumgeneralstaunch;
mycharacterlikeaglacierandrefined;
youhaveadmirableconnotation;
youhaveletpeopledumpofcool;
andwerespectfullycallyouMeichuanunderpantswas!
你的品质如梅花一般刚烈;
我的性格像冰川一样蕴藉;
你有令人折服的内涵;
你有让人倾倒的酷;
于是我们尊称您为“梅川内酷”!
3..yesterdayIdreamedofyoureallytheskyissoMingjingsunshineissobeautifultheseaissoboundlessyoustandontheblueseaItakesmallstickapokeyouheythisissmallbastardcaseisquitehard.
昨天我梦见你了真的天空是那么明静阳光是那么明媚大海是那么一望无垠你站在蔚蓝的海边我拿小棍一捅你嘿这小王八壳还挺硬!
4..thedayIsawyouinthesupermarket!
Yousecretlyreachedbarcodescannerandthescreendisplay:
yuanpig'strotters.DoyouthinkthemachineisbrokenandleanedovertolookatthescreendisplayPigHeadmeatyuan!
那天我看见你了在超市!
你偷偷的把手伸到条码扫描器上只见屏幕显示:
猪蹄元。
你认为机器坏了把脸凑过去看屏幕显示猪头肉元!
5..ItisjustagustofwindworthmentioningbutwhyissoeternaljustadreamwhyissorealyoudonotbowtothephrasebutIcannotcalmIfinallycouldn'thelptosaytoyou:
nexttimeyoufartsay!
仅仅是一阵风也罢了偏偏是这样永恒仅仅是一场梦也罢了偏偏是如斯真实你低头不语我却难以平静我终于禁不住要对你说:
下次放屁时说一声!
6..InmyeyesyouwillalwaysbelookedcarefreeandeatingwithrelishisalwayssleepisalwaysHanransleep……IreallyenvyyouknowOh!
Sometimesthinkasyoudosopigsareverygood!
7.Inmyeyes,youwillalwaysbelookedcarefree,andeatingwithrelishisalways,sleepisalwaysHanransleep……Ireallyenvyyouknow,Oh!
8.IfamistakewasPtty,Ihavemakeabigmistakeifthecrimeisasmart,Ihavecommittedheinouscrimes,Zhennanlife!
ButyouJiuhaolabothrightdeadcrimes,reallyenvyyou!
如果长得漂亮是一种错,我已经铸成大错;
如果聪明是一种罪,我已经犯下滔天大罪,做人真难!
但你就好啦,既没错又没罪,真羡慕你!
9.Becauseofyou,Ibelieveinfate,perhapsallthisaredoomedtoheaven,havingaMianmianzhizhongtraction.NowIwanttosayisthatIShangbeizi.whatisbuiltNieah?
现在的我想说的是~~我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?
sHanransleep……Ireallyenvyyouknow,Oh!
10.IfamistakewasPtty,Ihavemakeabigmistakeifthecrimeisasmart,Ihavecommittedheinouscrimes,Zhennanlife!
11.Becauseofyou,Ibelieveinfate,perhapsallthisaredoomedtoheaven,havingaMianmianzhizhongtraction.NowIwanttosayisthatIShangbeizi.whatisbuiltNieah?
12.Alsoknownasthebricksandmortarboardsinfantsbricks,theoldBeijingisthemostcharacteristicoftheculturalheritageofoneofalethalstrong,andeasy-to-carryconcealed,notweapons,andothercharacteristics,……shootyouusethemostappropriate!
砖头又称板儿砖,是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一,具有杀伤力强,易于携带隐蔽性高,不算凶器等多种特点,所以……拍你用它最合适!
13.Psychologicaltest:
Ifyouandthecowardrace,youwantto:
youthanbeastsalsoabeastyouarebeasts;
14.Notice:
AprilFool'sDayapproaching,onApril1youreceivetextmessagesarebogus,meaningexactlyopposite,pleasepayattention.Followingisthefirst:
YouarehandsomestylesYushulinfengbeautyoftheblossomingdevilbuildlover!
15.Shacengsaid:
Ihave16change!
Journeysaid:
Ihave32change!
Wukongsaid:
Iam72changed!
InhisTangSeng:
Nishionthetreatment,youchangeaphonecall,Isawhowotherpeoplelookatmonsterswithphonemessages?
16.AfterdinnersevenCommandment:
Iquitsmoking,quitimmediatelyeattwofruits,threeringrelaxedbelt,thefourimmediatelyquitdrinking,Wujiebaibuwalk,batheimmediatelyquitsix,sevenquitimmediatelytosleep!
Journey:
Remember?
1.Mylove,youtakemybreathaway.
Whathaveyousteppedintosmellthisway?
爱人啊,你简直让我窒息,
你在哪沾上的一身臭气?
2.Iwanttofeelyoursweetembrace;
Butdon’ttakethatpaperbagoffyourface.
Somepeopleseeyoutoday,youstillascharming,wearingacheckedvest,Manyouyoutowalk,adetachedlookcomfortable,itislovelytothat.YoureallydonotknowhowthatisSaiguorabbit?
3.Youstandinthecrowdwerewhitefromthewindandthelonghair,asthemostbeautifulmelodiesworld,inmymindZhou,Iwanttosay:
Youhavetodropawig……ButtodayAprilFool'sDay!
你站在人群中,被柔柔的风吹起的长发,像人间最美的旋律,在我心头久久回荡,使我想说:
你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚人节哦!
4.Youfindoneyoulovedeservesthelove,Inotunderstandyouandyourfeelings,Iknowthatsomethingscannotreluctantly,notsomedistancebeyond,likeyesterday,Icouldnotbe
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