LoveActuallyScript真爱至上全部台词Word格式.docx
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Loveisallar..."
Oh,fuck,wank,bugger,shittingarseheadandhole.
Startagain.
Christmasisallaroundme"
Allaroundme
Andsothefeelinggrows
Sothefeelinggrows
It'
swritteninthewind"
Inthewind
severywhereIgo
EverywhereIgo
SoifyoureallyloveChristmas"
LoveChristmas
Comeonandletitsnow
Comeonandletit..."
Thisisshit,isn'
tit?
Yep,solidgoldshit,maestro.
-God,I'
msolate.-It'
sjustroundthecorner,you'
llmakeit.
Yousureyoudon'
tmindmegoingwithoutyou?
No,really.I'
mjustfeelingsorotten.
-Iloveyou.-Iknow.
Iloveyouevenwhenyou'
resickandlookdisgusting.
Iknow.Now,gooryouwillactuallymissit.
Right.
-DidImentionthatIloveyou?
-Yes,youdid.Getout,loser.
Karen,it'
smeagain.
I'
msorry,Iliterallydon'
thaveanybodyelsetotalkto.
Absolutely.Horriblemoment,though.CanIcallyouback?
Ofcourse.
Doesn'
tmeanI'
mnotterriblyconcernedthatyourwifejustdied.
Understood.
Er,buggeroff,callmelater.
Sowhat'
sthisbignews?
We'
vebeengivenourpartsinthenativityplay
andI'
mthelobster.
-Thelobster?
-Yeah.
-Inthenativityplay?
-Yeah.FirstLobster.
TherewasmorethanonelobsterpresentatthebirthofJesus?
Duh.
BestsandwichesinBritain.
Trymylovelynuts?
Beautifulmuffinforabeautifullady.
Morning,myfuturewife.
OK,youcanstopthere.Thanks.
Ineedacoupleoforangegels.
Bytheway,heintroducedmeasJohnbuteveryonecallsmeJack.
Oh,fine.Nicetomeetyou,Jack.
Hegotmeright,though.I'
mjustJudy.
Great,JustJudy!
-Nosurprises?
-Nosurprises.
-Notlikethestagnight?
-Unlikethestagnight.
-Youadmittheprostituteswereamistake?
-Ido.
Anditwould'
vebeenmuchbetterifthey'
dnotturnedouttobemen?
Thatistrue.
Goodluck,kiddo.
PrimeMinister,overhere!
Thankyou.
-Welcome,PrimeMinister.-Woh!
Imustworkonmywave.
Howareyou?
-Howareyoufeeling?
-Erm...
Cool.Powerful.
Wouldyouliketomeetyourhouseholdstaff?
Yes,Iwouldlikethatverymuchindeed.
Anythingtoputoffactuallyrunningthecountry.
-ThisisTerence.He'
sincharge.-Morning,sir.
Goodmorning.IhadanunclecalledTerence.
Hatedhim,Ithinkhewasapervert.ButIverymuchlikethelookofyou.
-ThisisPat.-Hello,Pat.
Goodmorning,sir.I'
mthehousekeeper.
Oh,right.Ishouldbeeasierthanthelastlot.
Nonappies,noteenagers,noscarywife.
AndthisisNatalie.She'
snew,likeyou.
-Hello,Natalie.-Hello,David.Imean,sir.
Shit,Ican'
tbelieveI'
vejustsaidthat.
AndnowI'
vegoneandsaid"
shit"
.Twice.I'
msosorry,sir.
Youcould'
vesaid"
fuck"
andwe'
dhavebeeninrealtrouble.
Thankyou,sir.IhadapremonitionIwasgonnafuckuponmyfirstday.
Oh,pissit!
Right,I'
llgetmythingsandthenlet'
sfixthecountry,shallwe?
Yeah,Ican'
tseewhynot.
-It'
sallright.-DidyouseewhatIdid?
-Yes,Idid.-Ijustwent"
blurh"
.
-Hellothere.-I'
mrightoverhere.
Yeah,I'
minhere.OK.Good.Thankyou.
Ah.
Oh,no.
Thatissoinconvenient.
InthepresenceofGod,PeterandJuliethavegiventheirconsent
andmadetheirmarriagevowstoeachother.
They'
vedeclaredtheirmarriagebythegivingofrings.
Ithereforeproclaimthattheyarehusbandandwife.
Andyouresistedthetemptationforsurprises.
mmaturenow.
"
Love,love,love
Love,love,love
-"
Love,love,love..."
-Didyoudothis?
Er,no.
Love,love,love,love
There'
snothingyoucandothatcan'
tbedone"
Oh,it...
snothingyoucansingthatcan'
tbesung
snothingyoucansaybutyoucanlearnhowtoplaythegame
seasy
Allyouneedislove
Allyouneedislove,love
Loveisallyouneed..."
Look,it'
sPikey.
Hello!
Whatthehellareyoudoinghere?
Oh,IjustpoppedovertoborrowsomeoldCDs.
-Theladyofthehouseletyouin,didshe?
-Lovely,obliginggirl.-Yeah.
IthoughtI'
dpopbackandseeifshe'
sbetter.Thisisgood.
-Oh.-Listen,erm,I'
vebeenthinking.
IthinkweoughttotakeMumoutforherbirthdayonFriday.Whatdoyouthink?
-Ijustfeelwe'
vebeenbadsonsthisyear.-Soundsfine.Abitboringbutfine.
Hurryup,bigboy!
mnakedandIwantyouatleasttwicebeforeJamiegetshome.
Iamsohappytoseeyou!
-Deliciousdelicacy?
-Er,no,thanks.
Tasteexplosion?
-Food?
-No,thanks.
Yeah,abitdodgy,isn'
Lookslikeadeadbaby'
sfinger.Oooh.
Oh.Tasteslikeit,too.
mColin,bytheway.
mNancy.-Wicked.
-Whatdoyoudo,Nancy?
-I'
macook.
-Everdoweddings?
-Yes,Ido.
-Theyshould'
veaskedyoutodothisone.-Theydid.
-God,Iwishyouhadn'
thaveturneditdown.-Ididn'
t.
Right.
veworkedoutwhyIcan'
tfindtruelove.-Whyisthat?
Englishgirls.They'
restuckup,yousee.
AndIamprimarilyattractivetogirlswhoarecooler,gameforalaugh.
LikeAmericangirls.SoIshouldjustgotoAmerica!
dgetagirlfriendthereinstantly.Whatdoyouthink?
Ithinkit'
scrap,Colin.
swhereyou'
rewrong.
AmericangirlswoulddigmewithmycuteBritishaccent.
-Youdon'
thaveacuteBritishaccent.-Yes,Ido!
I'
mgoingtoAmerica.
Colin,you'
reaIonely,uglyarsehole.Acceptit.
Never.IamColin,GodofSex.I'
mjustonthewrongcontinent,that'
sall.
Bitofquietwhilewefinishthelighting,guys!
-Thetraffictodaywasjust...-Unbelievable.
Judy,couldyoutakethetopoffthistime?
Lightingneedtoknowwhenwe'
regonnaseethe,erm,nipplesandwhenwe'
renot.
Yes,OK.Right.Atleastit'
sniceandwarminhere.
Notalwaysthecase,isit?
IwasstandinginforBradPittonceonSevenYearsInTibet...
-Yes,yeah.-Bloodyfreezing...
Guys,time'
stightandwehavetogettheactorsin.
-Fine.-IpromiseIwon'
tlook.
Right,let'
shaveanotherlookatthat,please.
Canyoujustputyourhandsonherbreasts?
-OK,yeah.Isthatallright?
-Yes.
llwarmthemup!
-Andmassagethem,please.-Right.
sjunction13that'
sjustmurder,isn'
Totalgridlockthismorning.
JoandIhadalotoftimetoprepareforthismoment.
Someofherrequests,
forinstance,thatIshouldbringClaudiaSchifferasmydatetothefuneral,
Iwasconfidentsheexpectedmetoignore.
Butothersshewasprettydamnclearabout.
Whenshefirstmentionedwhat'
sabouttohappen,
Isaid,"
Overmydeadbody."
Andshesaid,"
No,Daniel,overmine."
Andasusual,mydarlinggirl...
andSam'
sdarlingmumwasright.
Soshe'
sgoingtosayherfinalfarewelltoyounotthroughmebut,
inevitably,
eversocoolly,
throughtheimmortalgeniusoftheBayCityRollers.
Byebyebaby,babygoodbye
Goodbyebaby,babybyebye
Byebyebaby
Don'
tmakemecry"
You'
retheonegirlintownI'
dmarry
GirlI'
dmarryyounowifIwerefree
Iwishitcouldbe
Icouldloveyoubutwhybeginit?
Costhereain'
tanyfutureinit
She'
sgotmebutI'
mnotfreeso..."
Byebyebaby,don'
tmakemecry
WishIneverhadknownyou..."
Doyoulovehim?
Er,er,what?
No,l-IjustthoughtI'
daskbluntlyincaseitwastherightquestion
andyouneededsomeonetotalktoaboutitandnoonehadeveraskedyou.
No.No.Noistheanswer.Absolutelynot.
...onmyfinger..."
Sothat'
sano,then?
Yes.Erm...
Goodbyebaby,babybyebye..."
ThisDJ,whatdoyoureckon?
-Theworstinhistory?
-Probably.
Ithinkitallhangsonthenextsong.
Nowhere'
soneforthelovers.
squiteafewofyou,Ishouldn'
tbesurprisedandahalf.
Andtheycalledit..."
-He'
sdoneit,it'
sofficial.-WorstDJintheworld.
Oh,Iguessthey'
llneverknow..."
Sarah'
swaitingforyou.
Oh,yes,ofcourse,erm...
Great,er,good,good.
Howareyoudoing,Mia?
Settlinginfine?
Learningwhotoavoid?
Absolutely.
-Harry?
-Sarah,
switchoffyourphoneandtellmeexactlyhowlongitisthatyou'
vebeenworkinghere.
Twoyears,sevenmonths,
threedaysand,Isuppose,what,twohours?
AndhowlonghaveyoubeeninlovewithKarl,ourenigmaticchiefdesigner?
Um...
Twoyears,sevenmonths,threedaysand,Isuppose,anhourand30minutes.
Thoughtasmuch.
-Doyouthinkeverybodyknows?
-DoyouthinkKarlknows?
Oh,thatis...thatisbadnews.
Ijustthoughtthatmaybethetimehadcometodosomethingaboutit.
-Likewhat?
-Invitehimoutforadrink
thencasuallymentionyou'
dliketomarryhimandhavelotsofsexandbabie
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