经典幽默英语故事30个 1Word文档下载推荐.docx
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第一篇
MyFirstandMyLast
WhenGeorgewasthirty-five,heboughtasmallplaneandlearnedto
flyit.Hesoonbecameverygoodandmadehisplanedoallkindsof
tricks.
Georgehadafriend.HisnamewasMark.OnedayGeorgeofferedtotake
Markupinhisplane.Markthought,"
I'
vetravelledinabigplane
severaltimes,butI'
veneverbeeninasmallone,soI'
llgo."
Theywentup,andGeorgeflewaroundforhalfanhouranddidall
kindsoftricksintheair.
Whentheycamedownagain,Markwasverygladtobebacksafely,and
hesaidtohisfriendinashakingvoice,"
Well,George,thankyou
verymuchforthosetwotripsinyourplane."
Gerogywasverysurprisedandsaid,"
Twotrips"
"
Yes,myfirstandmylast,"
answeredMark.
故事大意:
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第二篇
FirstFlight
Mr.Johnsonhadneverbeenupinanaerophanebeforeandhehadreadalotaboutairaccidents,soonedaywhenafriendofferedtotakehimforarideinhisownsmallphane,Mr.Johnsonwasveryworriedaboutaccepting.Finally,however,hisfriendpersuadedhimthatitwasverysafe,andMr.Johnsonboardedtheplane.
Hisfriendstartedtheengineandbegantotaxiontotherunwayoftheairport.Mr.Johnsonhadheardthatthemostdangerouspartofaflightwerethetake-offandthelanding,sohewasextremelyfrightenedandclosedhiseyes.
Afteraminuteortwoheopenedthemagain,lookedoutofthewindowoftheplane,andsaidtohisfriend,"
Lookatthosepeopledownthere.Theylookassmallasants,don'
tthey"
Thoseareants,"
answeredhisfriend."
We'
restillontheground."
第三篇
ANailOrAFly?
Anoldgentlemanwhoseeyesightwasfailingcametostayinahotelroomwithabottleofwineineachhand.Onthewalltherewasaflywhichhetookforanail.Sothemomenthehungthemon,thebottlesfellbrokenandthewinespiltalloverthefloor.Whenawaitressdiscoveredwhathadhappened,sheshoweddeepsympathyforhimanddecidedtodohimafavour.
Sothenextmorningwhenhewasouttakingawalkintheroofgarden,shehammeredanailexactlywheretheflyhadstayed.
Nowtheoldmanenteredhisroom.Thesmellofthespiltwineremindedhimoftheaccident.Whenhelookedupatthewall,hefoundtheflywasthereagain!
Hewalkedtoitcarefullyadnslappeditwithallhisstrength.Onhearingaloudcry,thekind-heartedwaitressrushedin.Tohergreatsurprise,thepooroldmanwastheresittingonthefloor,histeethclenchedandhisrighthandbleeding!
第四篇
llSeetotheRest
Aguardwasabouttosignalhistraintostartwhenhesawanattractivegirlstandingontheplatformbyanopendoor,talkingtoanotherprettygirlinsidethecarriage.
Comeon,miss!
heshouted."
Shutthedoor,please!
Oh,Ijustwanttokissmysistergoodbye,"
shecalledback.
Youjustshutthatdoor,please,"
calledtheguard,"
andI'
llseetotherest."
第五篇
ChaudeandCold
ApatroninMontrealcafeturnedonatapinthewashroomandgotscalded."
Thisisanoutrage,"
hecomplained."
ThefaucetmarkedCgavemeboilingwater."
But,Monsieur,Cstandsforchaude-Frenchforhot.YoushouldknowthatifyouliveinMontreal."
Waitaminute,"
roaredthepatron."
TheothertapisalsomarkedC."
Ofcourse,"
saidthemanager,"
Itstandsforcold.Afterall,Montrealisabilingualcity."
第六篇
ASoldier'
sBrilliantIdea
Mr.Robinsonhadtotravelsomewhereonbusiness,andashewasinahurry,hedecidedtogobyair.Helikedsittingbesideawindowwhenhewasflying,sowhenhegotontotheplane,helookedforawindowseat.Hefoundallofthemhadalreadyhadbeentakenexceptforone.Therewasasoldiersittingintheseatbesidethisone,andMr.Robinsonwassurprisedthathehadnottakentheonebythewindow;
but,anyhow,heatoncewenttowardsit.
Whenhereachedit,however,hesawthattherewasanoticeonit.Itwaswrittenininkandsaid,"
Thisseatispreservedforproperloadbalance,thankyou."
MrRobinsonhadneverseensuchanunusualnoticeinaplanebefore,buthethoughtthattheplanemustbecarryingsomethingparticularlyheavyinit,sohewalkedonandfoundanotheremptyseat,notbesideawindow,tositin.
Twoorthreepeopletriedtositinthewindowseatbesidethesoldier,buttheytooreadthenoticeandwenton,whentheplanewasnearlyfull,averybeautifulgirlhurriedintotheplane.Thesoldier,whowaswatchingthepassengerscomingin,quicklytookthenoticeofftheseatbesidehimselfandinthiswaysucceededinhavingthecompanyofthegirlduringthewholetrip.
第七篇
NewDiscovery
Ahillbillywasvisitingthebigcityforthefirsttime.Enteringanofficebuilding,hesawapudgyolderwomanstepintoasmallroom.Thedoorsclosed,lightsflashed,andafterawhilethedoorslidopenandabeautifulyoungmodelsteppedofftheelevator.
Blinkinginamazement,thehillbillydrawled,"
Ishouldhavebroughtmywife!
第八篇
ABadImpression
Sixpeopleweretravellinginacompartmentonatrain.Fiveofthemwerequietandwellbehaved,butthesixthwasarudeyoungmanwhowascausingalotoftroubletotheotherpassengers.
Atlastthisyoungmangotoutatastationwithhistwoheavybags.Noneoftheotherpassengershelpedhim,butoneofthemwaiteduntiltherudeyoungmanwasveryfarawayandthenopenedthewindowandshoutedtohim,"
Youleftsomethingbehindinthecompartment!
Thenheclosedthewindowagain.
Theyoungmantrunedaroundandhurriedbackwithhistwobags.Hewasverytiredwhenhearrived,butheshoutedthroughthewindow,"
WhatdidIleavebehind"
Asthetrainbegantomoveagain,thepassengerwhohadcalledhimbackopenedthewindowandsaid,"
Averybadimpression!
第九篇
SleepingPills
Bobwashavingtroublegettingtosleepatnight.Hewenttoseehisdoctor,whoprescribedsomeextra-strongsleepingpills.
SundaynightBobtookthepills,sleptwellandwasawakebeforeheheardthealarm.Hetookhistimegettingtotheoffice,strolledinandsaidtohisboss:
"
Ididn'
thaveabitoftroublegettingupthismorning."
That'
sfine,"
roaredtheboss,"
butwherewereyouMondayandTuesday"
第十篇
Creative
Applyingformyfirstjob,IrealizedIhadtobecreativeinlistingmyfewqualifications.Askedaboutadditionalschoolingandtraining,IansweredtruthfullythatIhadspentthreeyearsincomputerprogrammingclasses.Igotthejob.
IhadneglectedtomentionthatItookthesamecourseforthreeyearsbeforeIpassed.
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