邪恶新世界word打印版英文台词 极富语感的学生阅读及课外活动材料Word文档格式.docx
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Thisiswhereallthestoriesyouknowtheones
Rapunzel.
SleepingBeauty.
theFrogRrince.
arewatchedoverbyawizard.
Andhisjobistomakesureeveryfairytalegoesbythebook
rightuptotheirhappyendings.
Andthat'
swhyhehasthese:
Thescalesofgoodandevil.
Seethat?
Theyhavealittlepointerandeverything.
Aslonghekeepsthosethingsinbalance,thestoriesneverchange
andtheendingsstayhappy,happy,happy.
Thewizardalsohastwoassistants:
MunkandMambo.
Munk'
stheguywhoseestheglassashalfempty.
Mambo'
stheguywhoprobablypeedintheglass.
Youknowwhatl'
mtalkingaboutaworld-classtroublemaker.
Yeah.Thesearetheguysyouwanttotrustyourhappyendingto.
here'
sourstory.
Rememberher?
Shewastheonewiththewhole
"
Evil,evil...blah,blah,blah"
speechaminuteago.
Anyway,letmefillyouinoneveryoneinthisparticulartale.
vegotonewickedstepmother
andtwouglystepsisters.
Delicateflowersofwomanhood.
Onefairygodmother.
Ithinkshe'
sacouplehanselsshortofaGretel.Youknowwhatl'
msayin?
OneRrinceCharming.
holdthecharm.
Andthenthere'
sonefairmaiden.
Ella.
YouprobablyknowherasCinderella
butshe'
salwaysbeenEllatome.
She'
sinlovewiththatprinceyoujustsaw.
WhatdoesEllaseeinRrinceRotatohead?
Ihavenoidea.
Butjustlookather.
ssobeautiful.
Agirllikethatcouldneverfallforanordinaryguylike
So,youmightbewonderingbynowwhoIam.
havealook.
No,notBlondieMcBiceps.
No.Looktotheleft.
Keepgoing.
ThereIam.YouknowtheCinderellastory,right?
RememberRicktheservant?
Ofcourseyoudon'
t.I'
mtheguywhopolishestheprince'
sboots.
I'
mtheguywhowasheshisdishesandserveshismeals
anddoeshislaundryandflosseshisteeth.
Youknowwhatkindofhappyendingtheroyalflossergets?
Right.
None.
So,that'
severyoneimportantandme.
Okay,let"
sseethetitlenow.
HappilyN'
everAfter
Happiermusic,please.
Sohereweare,thedayoftheprince'
sball.
Imanagedtoswipesomemailfromtheroyalmessenger'
sbag
sol'
dhaveanexcusetovisitElla.
hello?
Oh,Rick,it'
syou.
msorrytobesuchadisappointment.
No,no.Iwasexpectingtheroyalmessenger.
Withthese?
They'
rehere!
Didyouseehimtoday?
Whatwashewearing?
Oneformystepmother,twoformystepsisters
andnoneforme.
Wait.What'
sthat?
vegotsomethin...here.
minvitedtoo!
JustlikeI'
vedreamedabout.
Theroyalball.Andhe'
llbethereinhisroyalshirt.
AndhisroyalbootswhichRickspenttwohourspolishing.
Anditwasaroyalpaininthebutt.
Imayevengettodancewithhimtonight.
Gosh!
Wouldn'
tthatbesuper?
he'
sdreamy.
Theprince!
-Theinvitations!
They'
-Moveit!
Giveit!
It'
smine!
Outofmyway!
-Momtotallyhatesyou.-Shehatesyoumore.
Nuh-uh.You.
Youtotallyrippedmycoiffure.
Allright,Knockitoff!
Great.Herecomesthedragonlady.
-Youstartedit.-Didnot!
-Didtoo!
-Yousodid.
Shutup.She'
scoming.
Ittakeshourstogetyoulookinglikethat.
Nowwehavetodothewholethingalloveragain.
Andyou.
handthemover.
Comeon.Comeon.Coughitup.
Iaminvited,Stepmother.
Ifshegoes,she'
lljustembarrassus.
-Shehasnothingtowear.-Now,girls
ofcourseCinderellymaygo.
Unfortunately,shehasafewthingstodobeforetheball.
First,shehastopolishmyshoes
thencookusapotroast,whitenthebathtubs
shampoothecat,reshingletheroof
givethecarriagealubejob
ShallIcontinue?
Ella,sayno.Youdon'
thavetoputupwiththat.
Getbacktothekitchen.
renotherPrinceCharming.
rethedishwasher.
Iamnot.Idolaundry,too.
Ellaisn'
ttheonlyonewho'
sworkedupabouttheball.
Theprinceissoexcitedit'
salmostlikehehasapersonality.
Thesameasalways,Yourhighness?
Nottoomuchoffthefront.
Everythingmustbeperfect.
Tonight'
sthenightImeetmydamsel.
Itsayssorighthereinthebook.
PrincelyRuleBook,Section:
"
Onhisstbirthday
everyprincemusthostaballtofindadamsel
preferablyblonde,whoiseitherimprisoned
cursedordistressed.
Great.Ourdownstairsneighbor,theAirheadFormerlyKnownAsRrince.
There'
sgottabesomethingbetteron.
sRapunzel
single-handedlykeepingthekingdom'
sshampooindustryintheblack.
Apparently,herpeoplehaveyettomasterscissortechnology.
LittleRedRidinghood.
Everywolf'
sfavoritebetween-mealssnack.
sRumpelstiltskin.
Stilltryingtogetthebaby.
Don'
taskmewhyhewantsababy.
Messydiapersandthedroolingandthethisandthe
-Canwelimittheeditorializing?
-Munk.Mambo.
It'
stimeformyvacation.
-I'
mofftoScotland.-Why?
RememberwhatItaughtyou.
Youhavetomaintainthebalancebetweengoodandevil.
-Don'
tworry,boss.-We'
reproshere.
Actually,I'
mseniorassistant.
What?
Just'
causehehiredyouyearsbeforeme,thatmakesyousenior?
Doesheknowhe'
swearingaskirt?
sbetter.
Now,guys,nofoolingaroundwiththescales.
Sameforthestaff.Noturningleadintogold
nogivingyourselfhugepectoralmuscles,Mambo.
hey.Itwasaonetimething,okay?
AndkeepaspecialeyeonCinderella.
llbedownstairsattheprince'
sballtonight.
Everythingwillgobythebook.
-Justlikeitalwaysdoes.-Munk,opentheportal.
Yes,YourWizardry.
Andremember.
Keepyoureyesontheball.
Fore!
howdoyoulikethat?
I'
maprinceofportals!
Amasterofmagic!
Bigdeal.You'
rethedoorman.Doorpig.hippothingy.
Youknowwhatyouare.
Canwegettowork,please?
Ricky,wherehaveyoubeen?
Youhavetowashthedishesfortheprince'
YouwenttoseeEllaagain,didn'
tyou?
Whatdoessheseeinthatloserprince?
Shedoesn'
tevenknowtheguy.Ihavetodealwithhimeverydayofmylife.
Sheisaprincedreamer,monfrè
re.
-You'
regonnagetnowherewithher.-Shutup.
mnottryingtogetanywhere.She'
safriend.
Iknowwhatkindoffriendyou'
retalkingabout.
Ineedafriendlikethat,myfriend.Itellyou,huh?
Oui.Withfriendslikethat,whydoyouneedenemies?
Gentlemen!
Theprinceisfurious.hedemandshiscranberryjuice.
-No!
-Notthecake!
Vanilla.
Comeon,girls.Thinkprince.
tworktoohard.-Missedaspot.
Seeyouattheball.
Asif.
Remember.Shampooandconditionthecat.
Anddon'
tforgettoswaboutitssores.Itlovesthat.
Oops.Sorry.
Weepy,weepy,cry,cry,cry,sob.
Andthen,fairygodmothertotherescue.
Ilovethispart.
tcry,child."
tcry,child.
myourfairygodmother.
Ihavecometograntyourwishtobearealboy.
reCinderella,right?
-Yeah.
Thenlet'
sgetyoureadyfortheball.
snotright.
Nice.
Yes.
herewego.
Sassy!
Oops.
-Yes.-Wow.
-Youlookbeautiful,Salmonella.-It'
sCinderella.
Cinderellagoingtotheball...again.
SleepingBeauty,stillasleep.
Somebodygetheradoubleespresso,please.
Andgetmeatriple.
Youhavebutthreechancestoguessmyname
andifyoufail,yourbabyshallbemine!
Rumpelstiltskin,stillgoingforcustody.
Ithinkhewantsweekends,right?
Alwaysthesamething.Thegoodguyswin.
Andwhatdoyouwanttohavehappen?
Rumpelstiltskingetsthebaby?
Cinderellastaysamaid?
Ijustwishwecouldmixitupalittlebit
makeitalittleedgier.
emhavetheirhappyendings.
Wearenottippingthescalesofgoodandevilsoyoucanbeentertained.
Whatifwemadethesevendwarvessevenfeettalland
-Noway.-WhataboutmakingRapunzelgobald?
No.
Forgetit.
Couldn'
twejustgivehersplitends?
Whataboutthat?
Lookatme.I'
mMunk.
Mambo,getdown!
IamMunk,andmynostrilsshow.
vegotdandruffandbadBO.
Stopfoolingaround.You'
regonnabreakit.
Munkisabossyknow-it-all
withabuttthesizeofashoppingmall.
Stopit.That'
senough!
Allright,girls.We'
realmostattheball.
-Whatareyoudoing?
-Givemethatperfume!
-It'
-Ineeditmore!
-No,Ido!
-Ismelllikecamelsweat.
-Ismelllikeadeadpig.Smellme!
-Knockitoff!
Can'
tyoutwopretendtobehumanbeingsforonenight?
-hurryup,slowpoke!
-Ow!
WhoamIkidding?
Thesegirlsarehopeless.
Adonkeywouldhaveabetterchanceofmarryingtheprince.
mnevergonnagetaheadintheworldifIcountonthem.
Therehastobeanotherway.
Andhe'
srunning!
sMambobyamile!
Youspinitoffthatstand,youareinbigtrouble!
mdancin'
.I'
.
mskatin'
!
mbackwardsskatin'
backwardsskatin'
Notsoeasy.Notsoeasy.
Itoldyoutobecareful!
-Thisispowerfulmagic!
-Oh,boy.
Thesethingscontrolthefateoftheentirekingdom!
Powerfulmagic?
Thefateofthekingdom?
Girls,Mama'
sgonnatakemattersintoherownhands.
twaitup.
Mother!
Left.Left,left.
Right,right.Down,down,down.Moredown.Downer.
mcalling
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