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swrong?

sonherway.Telleveryone!

snotsupposedtobehereuntil9:

.

Herdriverjusttextmessaged,andherfacialistrupturedadisk.

-God,thesepeople!

-[Whistles,Whispers]Who'

sthat?

ThatIcan'

teventalkabout.

Allright,everyone!

Girdyourloins!

-[ExcitedChattering]-Didsomebodyeatanonionbagel?

[Exhales,Sniffs]

[BellDings]

Sorry,Miranda.

Moveit!

Ooh!

Idon'

tunderstandwhyit'

ssodifficulttoconfirmanappointment.

Iknow.I'

msosorry,Miranda.Iactuallydidconfirmlastnight.

Detailsofyourincompetencedonotinterestme.

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mnotgoingtoapprovethatgirlthatshesentmefortheBrazilianlayout.

Iaskedforclean,athletic,smiling.Shesentmedirty,tiredandpaunchy.

AndR.S.V.P.YestotheMichaelKorsparty.

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30andpickmeupat9:

45sharp.

-[Whispers]9:

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twantdacquoise.Iwanttortesfilledwithwarmrhubarbcompote.

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TellRichardIsawthepicturesthathesentforthatfeatureonthefemaleparatroopers

andthey'

reallsodeeplyunattractive.

Isitimpossibletofindalovely,slenderfemaleparatrooper?

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ssecondcovertry.

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Butshe'

shopelessandtotallywrongforit.

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mgoingtohavetodothatmyselfbecausethelasttwoyousentme

werecompletelyinadequate.

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sall.

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-Shewantstoseeyou.-Oh!

Shedoes?

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tletherseeit.Go!

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s

[Sighs]

Whoareyou?

Uh,mynameisAndySachs.

IrecentlygraduatedfromNorthwesternUniversity.

Andwhatareyoudoinghere?

[ClearsThroat]

Well,IthinkIcoulddoagoodjobasyourassistant.

And,

Yeah,IcametoNewYorktobeajournalistandsentlettersouteverywhere

andthenfinallygotacallfromElias-Clarke

andmetwithSherryupatHumanResources.

Basically,it'

sthisorAutoUniverse.

-Soyoudon'

treadRunway?

-Uh,no.

Andbeforetoday,youhadneverheardofme.

No.

Andyouhavenostyleorsenseoffashion.

Well,um,Ithinkthatdependsonwhatyou'

re

No,no.Thatwasn’taquestion.

Um,IwaseditorinchiefoftheDailyNorthwestern.

Ialso,um,wonanationalcompetitionforcollegejournalists

withmyseriesonthejanitors'

union,whichexposedtheexploitation

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sall.[Scoffs]Yeah.Youknow,okay.

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reright.Idon'

tfitinhere.Iamnotskinnyorglamorous

andIdon'

tknowthatmuchaboutfashion.

ButI'

msmart.IlearnfastandIwillworkveryhard.

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swearing

shelookslikeshe'

sworkingthemainstageattheGoldenNugget.

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Whoisthatsadlittleperson?

Arewedoingabefore-and-afterpieceIdon'

tknowabout?

BrownandLaw,please?

Thankyou.

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Wait.Yougotajobatafashionmagazine?

-Mm-hmm.-Whatwasit,aphoneinterview?

-[Woman]wow.-Ow!

Don'

tbeajerk.

MirandaPriestlyisfamousforbeingunpredictable.

Okay,Doug.HowisitthatyouknowwhosheisandIdidn'

t?

-I'

mactuallyagirl.-Oh!

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MirandaPriestlyisahugedeal.Ibetamilliongirlswouldkillforthatjob.

Yeah,great.ThethingisI'

mnotoneofthem.

[Woman]Look,yougottastartsomewhere,right?

Imean,lookatthisdumpNateworksin.

Imean,comeon.Papernapkins?

Hello.

Yeah.AndLily,sheworksatthatgallerydoing,uh,youknow

Oh,I'

msorry.Whatexactlyisitthatyoudoanyway?

Well,luckyforme,Ialreadyhavemydreamjob.

[WithLily]You'

reacorporateresearchanalyst!

-Oh,you'

reright.Myjobsucks.-No!

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t

It'

sboring.-It'

sallright.Breathe.

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dliketoproposeatoast.Tojobsthatpaytherent.-Tojobsthatpaytherent.

[Lily]Jobsthatpaytherent.

Oh,baby.YoushouldseethewaythesegirlsatRunwaydress.

thaveathingtoweartowork.

Comeon.You'

regonnabeansweringphonesandgettingcoffee.

Youneedaballgownforthat?

IthinkImight.

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Ithinkyou'

refullofit.

[Giggling]-Hey.Comeon.Let'

sgohome.-Yeah.

Icanthinkofsomethingwecandothatdoesn'

trequireanyclothing.

-Really?

-Mmm.

-[PhoneRinging]-[WomanSinging]

Hello?

Andrea,MirandadecidedtokilltheautumnjacketstoryforSeptember

andsheispullinguptheSedonashootfromOctober.

Youneedtocomeintotheofficerightthissecondandpickuphercoffeeorderontheway.

-Now?

-Now,getapenandwritethisdown.

Iwantoneno-foamskimmedlattewithanextrashot

andthreedripcoffeeswithroomformilk.

-Searinghot.AndImeanhot.-[LineClicks]

-[Continues]-[CellPhoneRinging]

-[Emily]Whereareyou?

-Oh,I'

malmostthere.Yeah.Shoot!

Oh!

[Ends]Istheresomereasonthatmycoffeeisn'

there?

Hasshediedorsomething?

No.[Whispers]God.Oh.Bloodytime.

-Ihopeyouknowthatthisisaverydifficultjob-Mm-hmm.

Forwhichyouaretotallywrong.

Andifyoumessup,myheadisonthechoppingblock.

Now,hangthatup.Don'

tjustflingitanywhere.

Okay.Firstofall,youandIanswerthephones.

Thephonemustbeansweredeverysingletimeitrings.

Callsrolltovoicemail,andshegetsveryupset.

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mnothereAndrea,Andrea

youarechainedtothatdesk.-Well,whatifIneedto-What?

No.

Onetimeanassistantleftthedeskbecausesheslicedherhandopenwithaletteropener

andMirandamissedLagerfeld

justbeforeheboardeda17-hourflighttoAustralia.

ShenowworksatTVGuide.

-Manthedeskatalltimes.Gotit.-[PhoneRings]

-Uh

-MirandaPriestly'

soffice.

No,she'

snotavailable.

-Whoisit?

-[MouthingWords]

Yes,Iwilltellheryoucalledyetagain.

-[BellChimes]-Right.Remember,youandIhavetotallydifferentjobs.

Imean,yougetcoffee[Scoffs]andyourunerrands.

YetIaminchargeofherschedule

herappointmentsandherexpenses.

And,um,mostimportantly,um

IgettogowithhertoParisforFashionWeekinthefall.

Igettowearcouture.Igotoalltheshowsandalltheparties.

Imeetallofthedesigners.It'

sdivine.

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mgoingtotheartdepartmenttogivethemtheBook.

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-ThisistheBook.

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inthecurrentissue.

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sapartmenteverynight,andsheretures

Don'

ttouchit.Shereturnsittousinthemorningwithhernotes.

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butMirandaisveryprivateandshedoesnotlikestrangersinherhouse.

Sountilshedecidesthatyouarenotatotalpsycho

IgetthelovelytaskofwaitingaroundfortheBook.

-[PhoneRings]-Oh,Emily?

WhatdoIdo

-Dealwithit.-[Rings][Sighs][Rings]

Hello.Mrs.Priestly'

Hmm.That'

swhatImeant.MirandaPriestly'

soffice.[Groans]

Um,youknow,sheisinameeting.CanIpleasetakeamessage?

Uh-huh.Okay.CanyoupleasespellGabbana?

-[LineClicks,DialToneHums]-Hello?

Iguessnot.

Iguessedaneightandahalf.

Um,uh,that'

sveryniceofyou;

butIdon'

tthinkIneedthese.

Mirandahiredme.SheknowswhatIlooklike.-Doyou?

-[Chuckles]

Emily.EmilyShemeansyou.

-Wejustcutonthebias.-[Miranda]That'

snotwhatIaskedyou.

Icouldn'

thavebeenclearer.Thereyouare,Emily.

-HowmanytimesdoIhavetoscreamyourname?

-Actually,it'

sAndy

MynameisAndy.Andrea,but,uh,everybodycallsmeAndy.

[Chuckles]Ineed10or15skirtsfromCalvinKlein.

-Whatkindofskirtsdoyou

-Pleaseboresomeoneelsewithyourquestions.

AndmakesurewehavePier59at8:

a.m.Tomorrow.

RemindJocelynIneedtoseeafewofthosesatchelsthatMarcisdoinginthepony.

AndthentellSimoneI'

lltakeJackieifMaggieisn'

tavailable.

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Demarchelier.DidheGethimonthephone.

Uh,okay.-And,Emily?

-Yes?

That'

It'

sjustthecavalierdisregardforcleardirections

[ChatteringContinues]DoyouhaveDemarchelier?

Uh,Demarchelier.-[Groans]Leaveit.-Doyouhave

IhaveMirandaPriestlycalling.IhavePatrick!

Uh,no,shecalledmeinthereand-andthensheaskedmeaboutPier59.

AndtherewassomethingaboutSimone,Frank