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tlikeit?

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reimpossibletobuyfor.Youneverwantanything.

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Mitchell:

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regoingout.

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dbefuntocall?

Sal.

Sal!

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recallingSal.

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sbeforeshestartsdrinking. 

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snotallowedbackintoAmsterdam,anydayoftheweek.

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Ofcoursewewouldlovetohavethebaby,alltheothercousinsaresleepingovertonight.

Jay:

Themore,themerrier.

Seeyoutonight.Bye-bye.

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Allthegrandkidsarecomingoverfor"

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snight."

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sgonnabethere.

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mtalkingaboutme.

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Alex,stoptorturingyourbrother.No,yourgrandfatherisfine.

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msorry.

Whatareyouapologizingfor?

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Phil,comeon.It'

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Bigbear!

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Oh,myGod!

Youguys!

Lookatyou!

Younoticeanythingdifferent?

Yourhair'

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Didyougetyourteethbleached?

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em?

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mcomingin!

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sdeaf.Therearemylittlestinkers!

Hi,grandpa.

Comeonin.

Hey!

Ola.

Ola,ola!

Well,hello,there,Haley.

Takeitdownanotch,Jethro.So,youguysreadyforsomefun?

Iloveyou,Grandpa,andI'

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PJ'

son,Haley!

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Whocouldthatbe?

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Whatdidyoudo?

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Rockon,PhilDunphy.

Bam!

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Tous,thethreemusketeers!

Cabo!

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redoingit!

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?

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sastraight.

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tknowhowtoplay.

Hi,honey.

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sawesome,honey.

rewelcome.

*Tonight.Soright.Soright.Lover.*Hey,Phil,Ithinky