绝望的主妇英文台词Word下载.docx
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Mybodywasdiscoveredbymyneighbor,Mrs.MarthaHuber,
whohadbeenstartledbyastrangepoppingsound.
Hercuriosityaroused,
Mrs.Hubertriedtothinkofareasonfordroppinginonmeunannounced.
Aftersomeinitialhesitation,shedecidedtoreturntheblendershehadborrowedfromme6monthsbefore.
-MRSHUBER:
It’smyneighbor.
Ithinkshe'
sbeenshot,there'
sbloodeverywhere.
Yes,you'
vegottosendanambulance.You'
vegottosendonerightnow!
-NARRATOR:
Andforamoment,Mrs.Huberstoodmotionlessinherkitchen
grief-strickenbythissenselesstragedy.
But,onlyforamoment.
IftherewasonethingMrs.Huberwasknownfor,itwasherabilitytolookonthebrightside.
IwaslaidtorestonaMonday.
Afterthefuneral,alltheresidentsofWisteriaLanecametopaytheirrespects.
Andaspeopledointhissituation,theybroughtfood.
LynetteScavobroughtfriedchicken.
Lynettehadagreatfamilyrecipeforfriedchicken.
Ofcourse,shedidn’tcookmuchasshewasmovingupthecorporateladder.
Shedidn’thavethetime.
ButwhenherdoctorannouncedLynettewaspregnant,herhusbandTomhadanidea.
Whynotquityourjob?
Kidsdomuchbetterwithstay-at-homemums;
itwassomuchlessstressful.
Butthiswasnotthecase.
Infact,Lynette’slifehadbecomesohecticshewasnowforcedtogetherchickenfromafastfoodrestaurant.
Lynettewouldhaveappreciatedtheironyofitifshestoppedtothinkaboutit,
butshecouldn’t.Shedidn’thavethetime.
-LYNETTE:
Hey,hey,hey,hey!
Stopit,stopit,stopit.Stopit.
-PRESTON:
ButMom!
No,youaregoingtobehavetoday.
Iamnotgoingtobehumiliatedinfrontoftheentireneighborhood.
And,justsoyouknowhowseriousIam...
What’sthat?
Santa’scell-phonenumber.
-PORTER:
How’dyougetthat?
How’dyou=howwouldyou
Iknowsomeone,whoknowssomeone,whoknowsanelf.
Andifanyoneofyouactsup,sohelpme,IwillcallSantaandtellhimyouwantsocksforChristmas.
Youwillingtoriskthat?
-SCAVOkids:
Uh-uh!
(allshaketheirheadsvehemently)
Okay.
Let’sgetthisoverwith.
GabrielleSolis,wholivesdowntheblock,broughtaspicypaella.
SincehermodelingdaysinNewYork,Gabriellehaddevelopedatasteforrichfoodandrichmen.
Carlos,whoworkedinmergersandacquisitions,proposedontheirthirddate.
Gabriellewastouchedwhentearswelledupinhiseyes.
-NARRATOR:
ButshesoondiscoveredthishappenedeverytimeCarlosclosedabigdeal.
Gabriellelikedherpaellapipinghot.
However,herrelationshipwithherhusbandwasconsiderablycooler.
-CARLOS:
IfyoutalktoAlMasonatthisthing,IwantyoutocasuallymentionhowmuchIpaidforyournecklace.
-GABRIELLE:
Whydon’tIjustpinthereceipttomychest?
Heletmeknowhowmuchhepaidforhiswife’snewconvertible.Look,justworkitintotheconversation.
There’snowayIcanjustworkthatin,Carlos.
Whynot?
AttheDonohueparty,everyonewastalkingaboutmutualfunds.
AndyoufoundawaytomentionyousleptwithhalftheYankeeoutfield.
I’mtellingyou,itcameupinthecontextoftheconversation.
Hey,peoplearestartingtostare.Canyoukeepyourvoicedownplease?
(sigh)Absolutely.Wouldn’twantthemtothinkwe’renothappy.
BreeVanDeKamp,wholivesnextdoor,broughtbasketsofmuffinsshebakedfromscratch.Breewasknownforhercooking.
Andformakingherownclothes.
Andfordoingherowngardening.
Andforreupholsteringherownfurniture.
Yes,Bree’smanytalentswereknownthroughouttheneighborhood.
AndeveryoneonWisteriaLanethoughtofBreeastheperfectwifeandmother.
Everyone,thatis,exceptherownfamily.
-BREE:
Paul,Zachary.
-ZACH:
HelloMrs.VanDeKamp.
-PAUL:
Bree,youshouldn’thavegonetoallthistrouble.
Itwasnotroubleatall.
Nowthebasketwiththeredribbonisfilledwithdessertsforyourguests.
ButtheonewiththeblueribbonisjustforyouandZachary.
It’sgotrolls,muffins,breakfasttypethings.
Thankyou.
Well,theleastIcoulddoismakesureyouboyshadadecentmealtolookforwardtointhemorning.
Iknowyou’reoutofyourmindswithgrief.
Yes,weare.
Ofcourse,Iwillneedthebasketsbackonceyou’redone.(smilingserenely)
Ofcourse.
SusanMeyer,wholivesacrossthestreet,broughtmacaroniandcheese.
HerhusbandCarlalwaysteasedherabouthermacaroni,sayingitwastheonlythingsheknewhowtocook,andsherarelymadeitwell.
ItwastoosaltythenightsheandCarlmovedintotheirnewhouse.
ItwastoowaterythenightshefoundlipstickonCarl’sshirt.
SheburneditthenightCarltoldherhewasleavingherforhissecretary.
Ayearhadpassedsincethedivorce.
Susanwasstartingtothinkhowniceitwouldbetohaveamaninherlife,evenonewhowouldmakefunofhercooking.
-JULIE:
Mom,whywouldsomeonekillthemselves?
-SUSAN:
Well,sometimespeoplearesounhappytheythinkit’stheonlywaytheycansolvetheirproblems.
ButMrs.Youngalwaysseemedhappy.
Yeah,sometimespeoplepretendtobeonewayontheoutsideandthey’retotallydifferentontheinside.
OhyoumeanhowDad’sgirlfriendisalwayssmilingandsaysnicethingsbutdeepdownyoujustknowshe’sabitch.
Idon’tlikethatword,Julie.Butyeah,that’sagreatexample.
Hey,what’sgoingon?
SorryI’mlate.
-GABRIELLE:
Hi,Susan!
Hey.
-MARYALICE:
So?
WhatdidCarlsaywhenyouconfrontedhim?
You’lllovethis,hesaiditdoesn’tmeananything,itwasjustsex.
Ohyes,pageoneofthephilanderer’shandbook.
Yeah,andthenhegotthisZenlookonhisface,andhesaid,
youknowSusan,mostmenlivelivesofquietdesperation.
Pleasetellmeyoupunchedhim.
No,Isaid,really?
Andwhatdomostwomenlead,livesofnoisyfulfillment?
Hmm.
Goodforyou.
Imean,ofallpeople,didhehavetobanghissecretary?
Ihadthatwomanoverforbrunch
It’slikemygrandmotheralwayssaid,anerectpenisdoesn’thaveaconscience.
Eventhelimponesaren’tthatethical
ThisishalfthereasonIjoinedtheNRA.
Well,whenRexstartedgoingtothosemedicalconferences,
Iwantedatthebackofhismindthathehadalovingwifeathome,withaloadedSmithandWesson.
Lynnie?
Tom’salwaysawayonbusiness.Doyoueverworryhemight..?
Oh,please,theman’sgottenmepregnantthreetimesinfouryears.
Iwishhewashavingsexwithsomeoneelse.
SoSusan,ishegoingtostopseeingthatwoman?
Idon’tknow.I’msorryyouguys,Ijust...Ijustdon’tknowhowI’mgoingtosurvivethis.
Listentome.Weallhavemomentsofdesperation.
Butifwecanfacethemheadon,that’showwefindoutjusthowstrongwereallyare.
Susan?
Susan.IwasjustsayingPaulwantsustogooveronFriday.
HeneedsustogothroughMaryAlice’scloset,andhelppackupherthings.
Hesayshecan’tfacedoingitbyhimself.
Sure,that’sfine.
AreyouOK?
Yeah.I’mjustsoangry.
IfMaryAlicewashavingproblems,sheshouldhavecometous;
sheshouldhaveletushelpher.
Whatkindofproblemscouldshehavehad?
Shewashealthy,hadagreathome,anicefamily.Herlifewas…-
…ourlife.
No,ifMaryAlicewashavingsomesortofcrisis,we’dhaveknown.
Shelives50feetaway,forgod’ssakes.
Gabby,thewomankilledherself.Somethingmust’vebeengoingon.
-SUSAN:
Oh,Iwouldn’teatthatifIwereyou.
-MIKE:
Why?
Imadeit,trustme.
Hey,hey,doyouhaveadeathwish?
No,Ijustrefusetobelievethatanybodycanscrewupmacaroniandcheese.
Ohmygod.Howdidyou…
ittasteslikeit’sburntandundercooked.
Yeah,Igetthatalot.Hereyougo.
Thanks.I’mMikeDelfino,IjustrentedouttheSim’shousenextdoor.
SusanMeyer,Iliveacrossthestreet.
Ohyeah,Mrs.Hubertoldmeaboutyou,saidyouillustratechildren’sbooks
YeahI’mverybigwiththeunder5set.Whatdoyoudo?
Plumber.Soifyoueverhaveaclog.Orsomething.
Nowthateverybody’sseenthatI’vebroughtsomething,Ishouldprobablyjustthrowthisout.
Ow!
Easeup,youlittlevampire.
-MRS.HUBER:
Lynette!
I’vebeenlookingall
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