老友记第3季Word文档下载推荐.docx
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HiMonica!
HeyMon!
(shejustwalksstraightintothebathroom)
OhmyGod,hasshesleptatall?
Nope.
No,it'
sbeenthreenightsinarow.
Yeah,shefinallystoppedcryingyesterday,butthenshefoundoneofRichard'
scigarbuttsoutontheterrace,so.
Oh,okaythatexplainsit.Igotacallattwointhemorning,butallIcouldhearwas,like,thishighsqueakysound,soIthoughtokayitslikeamouseoraopossum.ButthenIrealizedwherewouldamouseoraopossumgetthemoneytomakethephonecall.
ChandlerandJoey'
s,Joeyiscominginfromthebedroom]
Morning.
Morning,hey,youmadepancakes?
Yeah,likethere'
sanywayIcouldeverdothat.
Janice:
(enteringandsinging)MonicaandRachelhadsyrup,nowIcangetmymantocheerup.(laughshysterically)GoodmorningJoey.
(sarcastically)Goodmorning.
Hey,youknowwhat,here'
sathought.Whydon'
tyoustayhomefromworktodayandjusthangoutwithme.
Oh,Iwish.Look,honey,youhavethatreporttofinish,andIgottagoseemylawyer.
IcannotbelievethatIamgoingoutwithsomeonethatisgettingdivorced.I'
msuchagrownup.
(laughs)I-I-Igottago,Igottago.Okay,notwithoutakiss.
Well,maybeIwon'
tkissyou,andthenyou'
llhavetostay.
(underhisbreath)Kissher!
Kissher!
llseeyoulater,sweetie.ByeJoey.
B-byeJanice.Sowhenya'
dumpin'
her.
Nope,notthistime.
Comeon,quiteyankin'
me.
mnotyankingyou.
ThisisJanice.
Yeah,Iknow.Shemakesmehappy.
Okay.Allright.Youlookmeintheeyeandtellme,withoutblinking,thatyou'
renotbreakingupwithher.Noblinking.
(lookshimintheeye)I'
mnotbreakingupwithher!
(theystareateachotherforawhile,thenJoeyblowsinhisface)
s,Monicaisenteringfromthebathroom.]
Monica:
God,lookwhatIfoundinthedrain.
What?
!
It'
ssomeofRichard'
shair!
(holdsitclosetoRoss)WhatdoIdowiththis?
Gettingitawayfrommewouldbejobone.
sweird,butyouknowwhatIdon'
twannathrowthisaway.ImeanthisislikeallIhaveleftofhim,gross,drainhair.Ooh!
(dropsitinRoss'
scereal)
Ooh.Oh.Itlookslike,likeatinylittlepersondrowninginyourcereal.(Rossgivesherthislook,like'
Yeah,doesn'
tit'
andgetsuptodumpitdownthedrain.)
God,whatiswrongwithme.
Youneedtogetsomesleep.
IneedtogetsomeRichard.
Monica,youbrokeupwithhimforareason.
Iknow,Iknow.I'
mjustsotiredof-ofmissinghim.I'
mtiredofwonderingwhyhasn'
thecalled.Whyhasn'
thecalled!
Maybe,becauseyoutoldhimnotto.
Whatareyouthememorywoman?
(entering)Theirnotbreakingup.ChandlerandJanice.Theirnotbreakingup.Hedidn'
tblinkoranything.
Well,youknowI'
mnotsurprised.Imeanhaveyouseenthemtogether,they'
rereallycute.
Cute!
ThisisJanice!
YourememberJanice?
Yes,Joey,Iremember,she'
sannoying,butyouknowwhatshe'
s-she'
shisgirlfriendnow.Imeanwhatcanwedo?
Thereyougo!
That'
sthespiritI'
mlookingfor!
Whatcanwedo?
Huh?
Allrightwho'
sfirst?
Ross?
WellI'
mthinkingthatChandler'
sourfriendandJanicemakeshimhappy,soIsaywejustallbeadultaboutitandaccepther.
Yeah,we'
llcallthatPlanB.Allright?
Ross'
sbedroom,RossisworkingandRachelisreadingabookinbed]
(sheleansoverandkisseshimonthecheek)Honey,Iwaswondering....
Hmm?
Doyoustillhavethat,um,Navyuniform?
Nooo,Ihadtoreturnittothecostumeplace.
Hmm.
IthinkIhaveanoldbanduniformfromhighschool.
Youremembernothavingsexinhighschool,right?
Yeah.
Wellhoney,whataboutyou?
Imeandoyouhaveanyfun,youknow,fantasytypethings?
No.
Comeonyougottahaveone!
Ross,youknowwhat...
...ifyoutellme,Imightdoit.
Okay,umm.Didyoueversee,um,ReturnOfTheJedi?
Doyourememberthescenewith,um,JabbatheHut?
WellJabbahadas,ashisprisoner,um,PrincessLeia.
Oooh!
PrincessLeia,waswearingthis,um,goldbikinithing.Itwasprettycool.
CentralPerk,PhoebeandRachelarethere]
Yeah,oh,PrincessLeiaandthegoldbikini,everyguyouragelovedthat.
Really!
Um,um.It'
shuge.Yeah,that'
sthemoment,when-when,youknowshestoppedbeingaprincess,andbecame,like,awoman,youknow.
Didyoueverdothe-theLeiathing?
Oh,yeah,um-mm.Oh!
That-thatgreathuh?
Noit'
sjustthatIgotthisnewpagerandIhaveitonvibrate.Seeya!
(enteringwithMonicaintow)Hey!
Hiyouguys!
LookwhoIfoundstandingoutsideoftheSzechwanDragonstaringataparkingmeter.
Mon.Hi!
Hi.
Whyaren'
tyouatwork?
Oh,they-theysentmehome.
Why?
BecauseIdon'
tworkattheSzechwanDragon.
Okay.
Youreally,reallyneedtogetsomesleep,honey.
IknowIdo.
Guesswhat?
Theypublishedmypaper.
Oh,really,letmesee,letmesee.
Rach,look!
(sheholdstwobunsuptoherearstomakeherhairlooklikethePrincessLeia'
do.)Oh,hi!
WhereismystrongRossSkywalkertocomerescueme.(Rossstandsuphorrified)Thereheis.
s,JoeyiswatchingWheelofFortune,thepuzzleisshowing_oun_Rush_ore.]
[Chandlerenters]
Hey!
Wheel!
Of!
Fortune!
Thisguyissostupid.(yelling)It'
sCountRushmore!
Youknow,youshouldreallygoonthisshow.Allright,listen,IgotthreeticketstotheRangerstonight.What'
dya'
say?
Isay,'
Iamthere!
'
Cool!
Aw,isRossgoingto?
No,Janice.
Jan-ice.'
CauseI,just,IfeelbadforRoss,youknow,we-wealwaysgotogether,we'
relikethethreehocke-teers.
Youknow,Imaybewayoutonalimbhere,butdoyou,doyou,haveaproblemwithJanice?
No,Yeeees.God,howdoIsaythis.(walksintothekitchen,Chandlerfollowsclosely,heturnsaroundandgetsstartled).Oh,hi,youknowthatgirlfromtheGreekrestaurantwiththehair(holdshishandsuptosignifyshehasbighair)?
Ooh,thatgirlthatIhate,eww,drivesmecrazy,eww,eww,oh!
Look,Idon'
thateJanice,she'
sjustalottotake,youknow.
Well,thereyougo.
Oh,hey.Comeonman,don'
tlookatmelikethat,sheusedtodriveyounutsbeforetoo,remember?
Well,I'
mcrazyabouthernow.Ithinkthiscouldbetherealthing.Capital'
R'
Capital'
T'
(Joeystaresathim)Don'
tworry,thosearetherightletters.
Look,whatdoyouwantmetosay?
Iwantyoutosaythatyoulikeher!
Ican'
t.It'
slikethischemicalthing,youknow.Everytimeshestartslaughing,Ijustwanna(grimacesandtensesup)pullmyarmoffjustsothatIcanhavesomethingtothrowather.
Thanksfortrying.(grabstheticketandstartstoleave)Oh,andbythewaythereisnoCountRushmore!
Yeah,then-thenwho'
stheguythatpaintedthefacesonthemountain?
(Chandlergiveshimalooklike'
Youstupididiot!
)
CommercialBreak
MonicaandRachel'
s,RachelandRossareentering]
Howcouldyouhavetoldher?
Ross,Ididn'
tthinkitwouldthatbigofadeal.
Oh,shedidn'
tthinkitwouldbethatbigofdeal.
Okay,whoareyoutalkingtowhenyoudothat?
Look,thatwassupposedtobelikeaprivate,personalthingbetweenus.
Okay,Ross,Phoebeismygirlfriend,okay,wetelleachothereverything.Youknow,Imean,comeon,guysdothesamething,Imean,whataboutallthatlockerroomstuff.
sdifferent,okay.That'
slike,uh'
Whodatedastripper?
or'
WhodiditonthebackoftheStatonIslandFerry?
.
WerebothofthoseJoey?
Yeah.Look,youdon'
t,youdon'
ttalkaboutlike,youknow,yourgirlfriendandtheintimatestuffyou,youdowithher.
Notevenwithyourbestfriend.
Noo!
Thatissosad.Yourmissingoutonsomuch,Ross.Imean,thebondingandthesharing,youknow.And-andknowingthatsomeoneelseisgoingthroughthesamethingyouare.
Hmph.Sowhatyou,youtelleachothereverything?
Prettymuch.
Didyoutalkaboutthenightoffivetimes?
Doyoutellpeopleaboutthenightoffivetimes?
Uh,honey,yeahthatwaswithCarol.
Iknow,butit'
sstillworthmentioning,Ithink.
Monica'
sbedroom,Phoebeistryingtorelaxher.]
(inasoothingvoice)Relaxeverymuscleinyour
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