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offtheedgeoftheworld.We
willgountilwecangonomore…
Suddenlythereisanear-splittingSCREECHandtheentireboatrocksviolentlyasitrunsaground.
TheLOOKOUTisthrownfromhiscrow'
snest…andCRASHESstraightthroughthedeckrightinfrontofEricson.Hispainedvoicefloatsupfromtheblackhole.
LOOKOUT
…Landho.
Ericsonwheelsaboutjustasthefogpartsoffthestarboardbow.
Abeautifulrusticcoastlinestretchingoffasfarastheeyecansee.
LEIF
(gasps)
ByOdin'
sbeard…
EXT.THENEWWORLD-AHARBOR-SUNSET
Olaffinishesdiggingaholeinthesand.Hebacksaway,terrified,asburlyVikings,ledbyEricson,muscletheIRONBOXovertotheholeandquicklyburyit.Ericsonturnstoanexotic-lookingEurasianWITCH.
Bequick,Witch.Letthedeed
bedone.
TheWitchunravelsascrollandrecites:
WITCH
OhLoki,ancientone.Thymischief
dwellnowinwaters,baseand
bland.Andinwavesandsandthy
magicforeversleep…
AstheWitchspeaks,astrongwindkicksupandablackwallofcloudsappears.TheskyexplodesinTHUNDERandLIGHTNING.Themenlookaboutfearfully.
ERICSON(CONT.)
Backtotheshipmen,hurry.
Captain,you'
vediscoveredanew
world.Itisyourrighttonameit.
LeavethattotheItalians.We'
re
nevercomingbackhere.Never.
Thislandisnowcursed.
DISSOLVETO:
ASIGN:
'
BEACHCLOSED-RAWSEWAGE-NOSWIMMING'
EXT.BEACH-PRESENTDAY
Hot,smoggyandpacked.Cityscapeoftoweringskyscrapersstandsinthehazejustbeyondthecrowdedbeach.
SUPER:
EDGECITY-THEPRESENT
Acaffeine-drivenD.J'
svoiceboomsoverthebeach-goers'
radios.
D.J.(V.O.)
Yessiree,it'
safour-alarm
sizzlerouttheretodaywithhighs
intheupperninetiesandno
reliefinsight.Wehaveathird
stagesmogadvisoryandametro
trafficgridlockalert.
Flourocarbonsareup,theDow
Jonesisdownandwe'
reexpecting
anotherSpikeLeemovieany
second.Inotherwordsfolks,
it'
sjustanotherbee-youtiful
dayinEdgeCity.
CameraENDFRAMESonanindustrialbargemarked"
DepartmentofSanitation."
Acrane'
scablelinedisappearsunderwater.
EXT.UNDERWATER-SAMETIME
SCUBAWELDERSrepairacracked,scumspewingpipe.Onediverhitssomethinghardwithhisdredger.Heunearths…
THEANCIENTIRONBOX
RustandbarnaclespartiallyobscuretheengravedimagesofNorsegodsanddemons.
THEDIVERwedgeshisscubaknifeunderthecorrodedlock.Erie'
MASK'
themeSFXriseashetriestopryopenthelid.
SuddenlythePIPELINEBREAKSFREE,crushingthediverandcrackingopenthebox.
SOMETHING(seenonlyinripplingshadow)explodesoutoftheboxonacloudofbubblesandshootstowardthesurface.
EXT.WATER
TheMasksurfacesinthef.g.aslighteningEXPLODESacrossthedistantcityscape.
CUTTO:
EXT.EDGECITYBANK
Abannerdisplaystheirproudmotto:
"
WEBANKONTOMORROW."
EXT./INT.EDGECITYBANK
CHARLIESCHUMACHER(30'
s)gazesoutthewindowfromhiscluttereddeskasthecrackofTHUNDERechosthroughtheurbancanyons.
CHARLIE
Lookatthosecloudsrollin'
in,
man.Freakyweather.
STANLEYIPKISS,abright0eyedamiableyoungaccountexecpausesbyCharlie'
sdeskanddropsoffaprint-out.
STANLEY
HeyCharlie,canyougooverthese
stats?
We'
resupposedtohave
acompletereportbeforelunch.
Charlietakesonelooksatthecomplexprint-outsandtossesthemback.
Woah.SorryStanley,Ijusthad
myweavetightenedandmyhead
iskillingme.Beapalandtake
thoseovertoHinkleman,willya?
MAGGIE,acuteyoungblondenowstrollsby.
MAGGIE
Higuys.Didyouhaveanyluck
withthoseconcerttickets
Stanley?
Stanleyperksupatthesightofher.
Isuredid.Fridaynight,just
likeyouwanted.
Oh,Stanley,that'
swonderful.
WhattimeshouldIpickyouup?
Gee,Idon'
tknow.Mybest
girlfriendjustgotintotownand
Iknowshe'
dlovetogo.Canwe
getanextraticketforher?
Well…uh,actuallyit'
ssold
out.Iwaskindaluckytoget
these.
She'
sonlygoingtobeintown
acoupleofdaysandIjustcan'
t
lethersitathomeallalone.
Areyousurethereisn'
tsomething
wecando?
Stanleyconsidersthesituationforamoment,thenpullstheticketsoutofhispocket.
Youknowwhat?
Here.Youtwo
go.
OhStanley,Icouldn'
tdothat.
Noreally.Goahead.It'
sokay.
Ihateconcertsanyway.Allthat,
youknow…musicfloatingaround.
MaggiesnatchestheticketsfromStanley'
shand.
Thatissosweet.Sheila'
sjust
goingtolovethis.
SomaybeyouandIcanget
togetherovertheweekend?
I'
mnotsurewhat'
sgoingon,but
justgivemeacall.Youknow
Iliketobespontaneous.
Oh,sure.Metoo.
StanleyIpkiss,youarethenicest
guy.
Maggiegiveshimaquickair-kissandhurriesofftoherteller'
swindow.
That'
sit.
What?
Thekissofdeath.Assoonas
theyusethe"
N"
wordit'
sall
over.
SomaybeIamaniceguy.So
what?
Youarearug.Iamtalking
astro-turfhere.You'
reletting
thesewomensharpentheircleats
onyou.
Hey,I'
magentleman.Ifthey
can'
tappreciatethat,it'
stheir
problem.
Youspendtoomuchtimebeing
"
nice"
toagirl,you'
llwindup
sittin'
aroundlisteningtoher
complainaboutthesonofabitch
shereallyloves.
Charlie,youareaverysick
puppy.
Wakeup,Stanley!
Thesearethe
nineties.We'
redealingwithan
entiregenerationofdysfunctional
lovejunkies.Youcan'
tromance
'
em.Yougottaconfuse'
em.It'
theonlythingthatgetstheir
attention.
(pauses)
Letmedemonstrate.Youseethat
girloverthere?
StanleylooksoveratthecoffeeservicewhereanattractiveyoungWOMANispouringherselfacupofcoffee.
CHARLIE(CONT.)
HiLisa.
LISA
(forgetshisname)
Oh,hi…
Charlie.
sright.Sorry.
Lisa,thismayseemalittleodd,
butmyfriendoverthereandI
werehavingthisdiscusionand
Ithoughtmaybeyoucouldsettle
itforus.
llhelpoutifIcan.
(sheepishly)
Actually,Idon'
tknow…this
iskindofapersonalquestion.
sokay.Goahead.
Alright.Justforthesakeof
argument,ifIwasn'
tahappily
marriedman…amIthekindof
guyyou'
dgooutwith?
Oh,um…Idon'
tknow.
Well…yeah.IguessIwould.
Lisa,Ihaveterrificnewsfor
you.
mnotmarried!
Isthisperfect
orwhat?
Listen,there'
snota
lotofwomenwillingtocomeright
outlikethatandadmitthey'
attractedtoaguy,but…
LisaSLAPSCharlie,turnsonherheel,andmarchesoff.
Jeez…makeupyourmind.
StanleygivesCharliethefisheyeashereturns.
Okay.Badexample.Some
ofthesewomengotsomuchbaggage
theyneedanemotionalskycap.
lltellyouwhatStanley,
tonightI'
mgonnatakeyouona
lovesafari,deepintothedarkest
heartoftheurbanjungle.
Andwhere'
sthat?
TheMonkey'
sPaw.Hottestnew
clubintown.It'
saguaranteed
skirtalertandnodeadbeats
allowed.
Sohowarewegonnagetin?
Woah,doIdetectalittle
self-imageproblemthere,buddy?
Youjustleaveeverythingtome.
This,myfriendisgoingtobe
theperfectnightonthetown.
SuddenlyaresoundingpealofTHUNDERringsoutlikethecrackofdoom.Sheetsofrainpourdownonthebank'
swindows.
EXT.STREET
Pedestriansscrambleforcoverinthesuddendownpour.
INT.BANK-FOYER
Ayoungwomanscurriesintothebankholdinganewspaperoverherhead.She'
ssoakingwetandpausesinthefoyertostraightenherselfout.
Charlieimmediatelynoticesher…
Holdthephone.Killeratthree
o'
clock.
Stanleyfollowshisgaze.
CAMERAdoesaclassicCHEESECAKETILT-UPstartingwiththewoman'
smilliondollarlegsasshesqueezessomeofthewateroutofherskirt…uppastherbody,whichthroughherdampsummerclothesisundeniableproofthatthereisaGod…up…up…toherfaceasthatnewspaperistossedaside.She'
saheart-stoppingwoman/childwithaCupid'
sbowmouthandiceblueeyes.Inotherwordsshe'
strouble.Bigtrouble,alsoknownasTINACARLYLE.
CharliemayaswellhavejustseentheVirginofGuadalupe.
(hushedreverence)
Ohmygod…Aperfectdime.The
dameofdames.TheMobyofmy
dick.
EasyCharlie.You'
llsprainyour
eyes.
TinanowentersandwalkstowardsStanleyandCharlie.
TINA
Excuseme,wherecanIopenanew
account?
Charlieflasheshisbest100wattsmile.
You'
vecometotherightplace,
ma'
am.Juststeprightthisway
andpullupachair…
CharlietriestosteerTinatohisdesk,butshe'
sstillpreoccupiedwithherdampclothing.
Oh,I'
msorry.I'
macomplete
wreck.Willyouholdthisplease?
ShehandshershoulderbagtoSta
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