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Thatissocruel!
Why?
WhywouldaparentnametheirchildBethel?
Chandler:
Hey,thatmonkey'
sgotaRossonitsass!
Ross,ishegonnalivewithyou,like,inyourapartment?
Yeah.Imean,it'
sbeenkindaquietsinceCarolleft,so...
Whydon'
tyoujustgetaroommate?
Nah,Idunno...Ithinkyoureachacertainage,havingaroommateiskindapathe-(Realises)....sorry,that'
s,that'
s'
pathet'
whichisSanskritfor'
reallycoolwaytolive'
.
OpeningCredits
CentralPerk,Phoebeisgettingreadytosing.Joeyisnotthere.]
Soyouguys,I'
mdoingallnewmaterialtonight.Ihavetwelvenewsongsaboutmymother'
ssuicide,andoneaboutasnowman.
Mightwannaopenwiththesnowman.
(EnterJoey)
Hey,Joey.Hey,buddy.
So,how'
ditgo?
Joey:
Ahhhhhh,Ididn'
tgetthejob.
Howcouldyounotgetit?
YouwereSantalastyear.
Idunno.Somefatguy'
ssleepingwiththestoremanager.He'
snotevenjolly,it'
sallpolitical.
Sowhatareyougonnabe?
Ah,I'
mgonnabeoneofhishelpers.It'
sjustsuchaslapintheface,y'
know?
Hey,doyouguysknowwhatyou'
redoingforNewYear'
s?
(Theyallprotestandhitherwithcushions)Gee,what?
!
WhatiswrongwithNewYear'
Nothingforyou,youhavePaolo.Youdon'
thavetofacethehorriblepressuresofthisholiday:
desperatescrambletofindanythingwithlipsjustsoyoucanhavesomeonetokisswhentheballdrops!
Man,I'
mtalkingloud!
Well,foryourinformation,PaoloisgonnabeinRomethisNewYear,soI'
llbejustaspatheticastherestofyou.
Yeah,youwish!
It'
sjustthatI'
msickofbeingavictimofthisDickClarkholiday.Isaythisyear,nodates,wemakeapact.Justthesixofus-dinner.
Yeah,okay.Alright.
Y'
know,Iwashopingforalittlemoreenthusiasm.
Woooo!
Yeah!
Phoebe,you'
reon.
Oh,oh,good.
(Intomicrophone)Okay,hi.Ladiesandgentlemen,backbypopulardemand,MissPhoebeBuffay.Wooh!
(Takesmike)Thanks,hi.Um,Iwannastartwithasongthatmeansalottomethistimeofyear.(Shakesbellasanintroduction)(Sung:
)
Imadeamanwitheyesofcoal
Andasmilesobewitchin'
HowwasIsupposedtoknow
Thatmymomwasdeadinthekitchen?
(shakesbell)Lalalalalalalalalalalalala...
(Cuttolater.Everyoneistotallydepressedbynow.)
(Sung)
...Mymother'
sashes
Evenhereyelashes
Arerestinginalittleyellowjar,
Andsometimeswhenit'
sbreezy...
(OverthesoundofPhoebesingingweheartwoscientists,MaxandDavid,havinganoisydiscussion)
...Ifeelalittlesneezy
AndnowI-(abruptlystops)
Excuseme,excuseme!
Yeah,noisyboys!
(Theystoptalkingandlookup)Isitsomethingthatyouwouldliketosharewiththeentiregroup?
Max:
No.No,that'
s-that'
sokay.
Well,c'
mon,ifit'
simportantenoughtodiscusswhileI'
mplaying,thenIassumeit'
simportantenoughforeveryoneelsetohear!
(Quietly,totheothers)Thatguy'
sgoinghomewithanote!
David:
Noth-Iwas-Iwasjustsayingtomy-
Couldyouspeakupplease?
(Standsupandspeaksmoreloudly)Sorry,Iwa-IwasjustsayingtomyfriendthatIthoughtyouwerethemostbeautifulwomanthatI'
deverseeninmy-inmylife.Andthenhesaidthat-yousaidyouthought
DarylHannah.
DarylHannahwasthemostbeautifulwomanthathe'
deverseeninhislifeandIsaidyeah,IlikedherinSplash,alot,butnotsomuchin-inWallStreet,Ithoughtshehadkindofa
Hardquality.
-hardquality.Anduh,whileDarylHannahisbeautifulinaconventionalway,youareluminouswithakindofadelicategrace.Then,uh,that-that-that'
swhenyoustartedyelling.(Sitsdown)
Okay,we'
regonnatakeashortbreak.(Goesovertotheirtable)
Hey,thatguy'
sgoinghomewithmorethananote!
s,everyoneexceptJoeyisdecoratingforChristmas.]
Comehere,Marcel.Sithere.(Marcelwandersoff)
Pheebs,Ican'
tbelievehehasn'
tkissedyouyet.ImeanGod,bymysixthdatewithPaolo,Imeanhehadalreadynamedbothmybreasts!
...Ooh.DidIjustsharetoomuch?
Justasmidge.
David'
slike,y'
know,ScientistGuy.He'
sverymethodical.
Ithinkit'
sromantic.
Metoo!
Oh!
DidyoueverseeAnOfficerandaGentleman?
Well,he'
skindaliketheguyIwenttoseethatwith.Except,excepthe-he'
ssmarter,andgentler,andsweeter...Ijust-Ijustwannabewithhimallthetime.Dayandnight,andnightandday...andspecialoccasions...
Waitaminute,waitaminute,Iseewherethisisgoing,you'
regonnaaskhimtoNewYear'
s,aren'
tyou.You'
regonnabreakthepact.She'
sgonnabreakthepact.
No,no,no,no,no,no.Yeah,couldIjust?
Yeah,'
causeIalreadyaskedJanice.
What?
C'
mon,thiswasapact!
Thiswasyourpact!
Isnapped,okay?
Icouldn'
thandlethepressureandIsnapped.
Yeah,butJanice?
That-thatwasliketheworstbreakupinhistory!
I'
mnotsayingitwasagoodidea,I'
msayingIsnapped!
[Joeyenters,hisshoeshavebellson,whichjingleashewalks.Heiswearingalongcoat.]
Hi.Hi,sorryI'
mlate.
(Heremovesthecoattorevealanelfcostume)
Toomanyjokes...mustmockJoey!
Niceshoes,huh?
(Hewiggleshisfootandthebellstinkle)
Aah,y'
killingme!
(Marcelknocksoversomekitchentools)
Ross!
He'
splayingwithmyspatulasagain!
Okay,look,he'
snotgonnahurtthem,right?
Doyoualwayshavetobringhimhere?
Ididn'
twannaleavehimalone.Alright?
We-wehadourfirstfightthismorning.Ithinkithastodowithmyworkinglate.IsaidsomethingsthatIdidn'
tmean,andhe-hethrewsomefaeces...
know,ifyou'
regonnaworklate,Icouldlookinonhimforyou.
Oh,that'
dbegreat!
Okay,butifyoudo,makesureitseemslikeyou'
retheretoseehim,okay,andyou'
renotlikedoingitasafavourtome.
Okay,butifheasks,I'
mnotgoingtolie.
MaxandDavid'
slab,DavidisexplainingsomethingtoPhoebewiththeaidofawhiteboard.]
...But,youcan'
tactuallytestthistheory,becausetoday'
sparticleacceleratorsarenowherenearpowerfulenoughtosimulatetheseconditions.
Okay,alright,Ihaveaquestion,then.
Yuh.
Um,wereyouplanningonkissingmeever?
Uh,that'
sdefinitelya,uh,validquestion.And,uh,theanswerwouldbe(WritesYESontheboard)yes.YesIwas.But,see,Iwantedittobethisphenomenalkissthathappenedatthisphenomenalmoment,because,well,'
causeit'
syou.
Sure.
Right.But,see,thelongerIwaited,themorephenomenalthekisshadtobe,andnowwe'
vereachedaplacewhereit'
sjustgottabeoneofthosethingswhereIjustlike...sweepeverythingoffthetableandthrowyoudownonit.And,uh,I'
mnotreallya,uh,sweepingsortafella.
Oh,David,I,Ithinkyouareasweepingsortafella.Imean,you'
reasweeper!
...trappedinsideaphysicist'
sbody.
Rrrreally.
Oh,yeah,oh,I'
msureofit.Youshouldjustdoit,justsweepandthrowme.
...Now?
Now?
Ohyeah,rightnow.
Okay,okay,okay.(Getsreadytosweep,andthenpicksupalaptopcomputer)Y'
knowwhat,thiswasjustreallyexpensive.(Putsitdownelsewhere.Thenpicksupamicroscope)AndI'
lltake-thiswasagift.(Movesit)
Okay,nowyou'
rejustkindatidying.
Okay,whatthehell,whatthehell.(SweepstheremainingpapersoffthedeskandgrabsPhoebe)Youwantmetoactuallythrowyouoryou-youwannajusthop?
Icanhop.(Shehopsontothetable)
(Theykiss,finally)
CentralPerk,everyoneisthere.]
Sotellmesomething.Whatdoesthephrase'
nodatepact'
meantoyou?
msorry,okay.It'
sjustthatChandlerhassomebody,andPhoebehassomebody-IthoughtI'
daskFunBobby.
FunBobby?
Yourex-boyfriendFunBobby?
Yeah.
YouknowmorethanoneFunBobby?
IhappentoknowaFunBob.
(BringsJoeyamugofcoffee)Okay,herewego...
Oohoohoohooh,there'
snoroomformilk!
(GlancesatJoeyandthensipshiscoffee)There.Nowthereis.
Okay,soonourno-dateevening,threeofyounowhavedates.
Uh,four.
Four.
Five.
Five.(Burieshisheadinhishands)
Sorry.Paolo'
scatchinganearlierflight.
Yeah,andImetthisreallyhotsinglemomatthestore.What'
sanelftodo?
Okay,soI'
mgonnabetheonlyonestandingtherealonewhentheballdrops?
Oh,c'
mon.We'
llhave,we'
llhaveabigparty,andno-one'
llknowwho'
swithwho.
Hey,y'
know,thisissonotwhatIneededrightnow.
What'
sthematter?
Oh,it'
s-it'
sMarcel.Hekeepsshuttingmeout,y'
swalkingaroundallthetimedragginghishands...
That'
ssoweird,Ihadsuchablastwithhimtheothernight.
Really.
Yeah,weplayed,wewatchedTV..thatjugglingthingisamazing.
What,uh...whatjugglingthing?
Ch
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