六人行中英对照620 The One With Mac and CHEESEWord格式文档下载.docx
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Y’knowwhat?
Ithinkthat’senoughfornow.Yeah.Idon’twanttobeoverrehearsed.
(tremendouslyoveracting)Fine!
I’lldoitwithoutyou!
(Joeygivesherthumbsup)Idon’tneedyouoranybodyelse!
I’mgonnamakeitonmyown!
(Joeyclosesthedoortohisbedroom.)You’llsee!
You’llallsee!
OpeningCredits
sapartment,Joeyismemorizinghislines.Chandler,Rachel,andPhoebearethereaswell.]
Chandler:
(ToJoey)Souh,what’sthisthingyou’reauditioningfor?
Oh,it’sanewTVshow.Yeah.I’mupforthepartofMacMacavelior"
Mac."
Yeah,I’madetectiveandIsolvecrimeswiththehelpofmyrobotpartner.He’sa,he’saComputerizedHumanoidElectronicallyEnhancedSecretEnforceror-or"
C.H.E.E.S.E."
Rachel:
SoMacandC.H.E.E.S.E.
That’sthetitle!
Yeah!
Y’knowtheyreallyluckedoutthattheinitialsspellcheese.
Thatislucky.
Huh—WaitsoJoeyifyougetthis,you’regonnabelikethestarofyourownTVshow!
Imeanyou’llbeliketheBigCheese!
(ToPhoebe)OrtheBigMac—Hey!
Youlovethose!
Well,don’tgetyourhopesup,becauseprobablynotgonnahappen.
Now-now,whywouldyousaythatJoseph?
Imeancomeonyouguys!
MyownTVshow?
Ijustdon’tknowifI’mgoodenough.
Iam.
Joey,whatareyoutalkingabout?
You’reaterrificactor.
Youreallythinkso?
Ugh,howcanyouevenaskthatquestion?
[Andwiththatwegointothesavethebudgetportionoftheshow,whichfeaturesflashbacksfrompreviousepisodes.ThefirstsetofauditionsfeaturehighlightsorlowlightsofJoey’sactingcareer.ThefirstflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheLesbianWedding.]
MonicaandRachel'
s,everyoneistheretowatchJoey'
sfirstsceneasDr.DrakeRemoray.]
Whoa,she'
spretty.(MentioningthegirlonTV)
Yeah,andohshe'
sreallynicetoo.Shetaughtmeallabouthowtoworkthecameras,andsmell-the-fartacting.
I'
msorry,what?
Monica:
Ross:
Excuseme?
It'
slike,yougotsomanylinestolearnsofast,thatsometimesyouneedaminutetorememberyournextone.Sowhileyou'
rethinkin'
ofit,youtakethisbigpausewhereyoulookallintense,youknow,likethis.(Doesthisintenselookwhereitlookslikehe'
ssmellingafart.)
Oh,ok.
(there'
sagunshotonTV)There'
smyscene,there'
smyscene.[Joeyontv]"
Mrs.Wallace,I'
mDr.DrakeRamoray,yoursister'
sneurosurgeon.
mafraidthesituationismuchworsethanweexpected.Yoursisterissufferingfroma..."
(Doesthesmell-the-fartlook.)
[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheButt.
ThegangiswatchingJoeyinFreud!
]
(onstageinanAustrianaccent)Vell,Eva,ve'
vedonesomeexcellentvorkhere,andIvouldhavetosay,yourpwoblemisqviiiteclear.(Hegoesintoasonganddancenumber.)
Allyouwantisadingle,
Whatyouenvy'
saschwang,
Athingthroughwhichyoucantinkle,
Orplaywith,orsimplylethang...
[ThenextflashbackisalsofromTheOneWithTheButtandit'
salsoonthesoundtrack.
He'
sJoeytellingeveryoneabouthisbigbreakinMonicaandRachel'
sapartment.]
IplayAlPacino'
sbutt.Allright?
Hegoesintotheshower,andthen-I'
mhisbutt.
(tryingnottolaugh)OhmyGod.
C'
mon,youguys.Thisisarealmovie,andAlPacino'
sinit,andthat'
sbig!
Ohno,it'
sterrific,it'
s-it'
s-y'
know,youdeservethis,afterallyouryearsofstruggling,you'
vefinallybeenabletocrackyourwayintoshowbusiness.
Okay,okay,fine!
Makejokes,Idon'
tcare!
Thisisabigbreakforme!
You'
reright,you'
reright,itis.
Yes.
Soyougonnainviteusalltothebigopening?
[CutbacktoJoeyabouttoleaveforhisauditionforMacandC.H.E.E.S.E.]
Allrightwell,I’mouttahere.Wishmeluck.
(overactingwithasongthistime)(singing)Goooodluck!
Goooodluck!
Weallwishyougoodluuuuuuuuck!
Yeah,whatever.(Exits.)
CentralPerk,ChandlerandRossareplayingchessandarebothstudyingtheboardintently.]
It’syourturn.
Oh,areweplayingthis?
(entering,dejectedly)Hey.
Hey!
How’dtheauditiongo?
Terrible!
Imessedupeveryline!
Ishouldn’tevenbeanactor!
Waitaminute,areyoudoingthatthingwhereyoupretenditdidn’tgowellbutitreallydidgowell?
Yeah,didIfoolya?
Totally!
Soitdidgowell.
Oh,itwentamazinglywell!
Great!
Ohthat’sgreat!
Yeah-yeah,it’sdowntomeandtwootherguys.
OhmyGod!
Wow!
AndIknowbothofthem,they’rereallygood.Oneofthemistheguyfromthoseallergycommercialswho’salwaysgettingchasedbythosebigflowers…
Oh,Ilovethatguy!
(Laughs.)
Oh-oh,whatareyoudoing?
(stopslaughing)WhatamIdoing?
I’mjustsonervous!
Y’know?
Thecallbackisn’tuntiltomorrowatfive.Ifeellikemyheadisgoingtoexplode!
Well,itisoverdue.
Look,don’tworry.Okay?
You’regonnabefine.
There’sjustsomuchpressure.Imeannooffense,butwhatyouguysdoisverydifferent.Idon’tknowifyou’dunderstand.
Yeah,noneofushavetodealwithpressureatourjobs.
[ThusstartsanotherseriesofflashbacksalldealingwiththepressuretherestoftheFriendshavetodealwithintheirjobs.ThefirstflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheStonedGuy.]
Chandler'
soffice.He'
sonthephone,agitated.]
(onphone)Yes,Fran.Iknowwhattimeitis,butI'
mlookingattheWENUSandI'
mnothappy!
[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithThePromVideo.
Monicaisatajobinterviewatanewrestaurant.]
Alright,wellI'
mtearingthelettuce.
Interviewer:
Uh-huh.Isitdirty?
Oh-oh,nonodon'
tworry,I'
mgonnawashit.
Don'
t,Ilikeitdirty.
That'
syourcall.
So,uh,whatareyougoingtodonext?
Well,IthoughtthatIwouldcutupthetomatos.
Arethey,uh,firm?
They'
ralright.
Yousuretheyhaven'
tgonebad?
resurethey'
renotvery,verybad?
Noreally,they'
reOK.
Yougonnaslicethemuprealnice?
Actually,Iwasgonnadothemjullienne.
Aaaahhhhhhh.
moutahere.[Monicaleaves]
[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithRachel'
sCrush.]
Bloomingdale’s,Rachel’snewjob.]
(onthephone)Monica,I’mquitting!
Ijusthelpedan81yearoldwomanputonathongandshedidn’tevenbuyit!
(Pause)I’mtellingyouI’mquitting!
That’sit!
I’mtalkingtomybossrightnow!
(Pause)YesIam!
YesIam!
Okaybye,callmewhenyougetthismessage.(Hangsup.)
[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheDozenLasagnas,PhoebeistellingeveryonebutRachelaboutthepassPaulomadeonher.]
Well,whathappened?
Well,hecameinforamassageandeverythingwasfineuntil...(TheflashbackshowsPaulolyingfacedownonthemassagetableandslowlymovinghishandsupPhoebe'
slegsandgrabbingherbutt.)
All:
Ohhhhhh!
Andallofthesuddenhishandsweren'
ttheproblemanymore.(TheflashbackshowsPaulorollingoverandshowingPhoebehisequipment.)
Wasit...
Oh,BoyScoutscould'
vecampedunderit!
[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithRoss'
sSandwich,RosshisconfrontinghisbossabouthimeatingRoss'
ssandwich.]
Youatemysandwich?
Dr.Leedbetter:
Itwasasimplemistake.Itcouldhappentoanyone.
(gettingupset)Oh-ohreally?
Now-nowcalmdown.Comelookinmyoffice,someofitmystillbeinthetrash.
(jumpingtohisfeetinanger)What?
Well,itwasquitelarge.I-I-I-I-Ihadtothrowmostofitaway.
You-you-you-you(tryingtoremainincontrol)threwmysandwichaway!
[Cuttoanoutsideshotofthemuseum.]
(losingcontrol,wehearhimshoutoutside)MYSANDWICH?
[Cuttoashotofapark.]
MYSANDWICH!
(Ross'
sscreamscaresaflightofpigeonsaway.)
[CutbacktoCentralPerk.]
Iwantthispartsomuch!
IfIdon’tgetthispartI’mnevergonnaeatMacaroniandCheeseagain!
—No,Ididn’tsaythat!
That’salie.
sapartment,Chandleristheretalkingtothechickandduck.]
Ohcomeonguys,it’snotlikeImovedtoEurope!
Ijustmovedacrossthehall!
Andwewouldhaveyouoverallthetimeifitweren’tfor(strugglestogetthisout)Monica’sallergies.(Theduckquacks.)You’reright,Icouldneverlietoyou.Shehatesyou.(Thephonerings.)ShouldIgetthat?
(Laughs,thenanswersthephone.)Hello?
(Listens)Uhno,Joey’snothererightnow.CanItakeamessage?
(Listens)Yeah,okaysotheauditionhasbeenmovedfrom5:
00to2:
30?
(Listens)Okaygreat.(Listens.)Bye.(Hangsu
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