Pope John Paul II文档格式.docx
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saidfellowcomedianGeorgeCarlin,referringtothepope'
s1992declarationthatthechurcherredincondemningGalileo."
Herewasthisman,appearingontelevisionsaroundtheworld,makingaproclamationthatthesundoesnotmovearoundtheearth.Ilaugheduntiltearsrolleddownmycheeks."
Noonecouldtouchthepope,"
Carlinadded."
Hell,nooneeventried.Hewasinaclassofhisown.Oneofakind."
BornKarolJosephWojtylainWadowice,atown35milessouthwestofKrakow,thepopedidnothaveaneasychildhood.Inwhatmayhavecontributedtohisdesiretoinspirelaughter,hefacedmanyearlyhardships.Hismotherdiedjustamonthbeforehis9thbirthday,andonlythreeyearslater,hisbrotherdiedofscarletfever.Thepopebeganhisreligiouscareershortlythereafter,studyinginanundergroundseminaryinKrakow.HeestablishedhimselfintheKrakowsceneandwasawardedanarchbishopricin1963.Hemadecardinalin1967.
Amongtheworkstogivethepopehisfirsttasteoffamewashis1960treatiseLoveAndResponsibility,inwhichhedefineda"
modernCatholicsexualethic."
Itwasherethatthepopedevelopedhisoft-repeatedchestnutthattheonlyacceptableactofsexisoneintendedforthecreationofachild.
Thepopewouldalwaysleanonhismaterialaboutsex,"
directorWoodyAllensaid."
Hehadthiscrazy,specialwayoflookingattheworld.Idefinitelycounthimamongmyinfluences."
Afteryearsofworkingthesmallercathedrals,thepope'
shardworkpaidoff.OnOct.16,1978,hewaschosentoheadRome'
smostveneratedcomedicinstitution,theVatican.
NooneelseisstilldoingwhattheVaticandoes,"
comedianDonRicklessaid."
Theymaynotbeasbigastheyoncewere,buttheystillsurprise—likethatbitafewweeksago,wheretheysaidcondomsdon'
tpreventAIDS.Wasthatimprovised?
After25yearsatthetopofhisfield,thepopestilldrawsacrowd.OnOct.19,hepresidedoverthebeatificationofMotherTeresa.MorethanaquarterofamillionpeoplefloodedSt.Peter'
sSquaretowitnessthestunt,inwhichthepopedeclaredthatthehard-working,benevolentnunhadperformedmiraclesandpossessedsupernaturalpowers.
Thepopehascreatedmoresaintsandbeatifiedmorepeoplethanallthepreviouspopescombined,andnootherpopehastouredasextensivelyashehas.Thequintessentialshowmanlovestotakehisactontheroad.He'
sentertainedaudiencesin117countriesandmetwithhundredsofworldleaders,includingdictatorsAugustoPinochetandFidelCastro.
JohnPaulisthehardest-workingpopeinhistory,"
actorJonathanWinterssaid."
He'
saninspiration.Andnotjustforothercomedianslikemyself,butforeveryone,fromtheologianswhowillneverbeordainedbecausethey'
rewomen,ondowntothelittlechildreninthecrowdedghettosofThirdWorldcitieswhoheedhismessageabouttheevilsofcontraception.Let'
snotevengointothegaysinBoise."
SincehisfirsttripbacktoPolandin1978,thepopehasperformedinfrontofmillionsofloyalfansallovertheworld.
Peoplewouldwaitinlineforhourstoseehim,"
comedianJoeyBishopsaid."
Andheneverfailedtodeliver.He'
dbeoutthereworkingthecrowd—shakinghands,kissingbabies.Whereverhewent,theylovedhim."
Thepopehasalsobeenlaudedforhisabilitytothinkonhisfeet.Throughouthismanyyearsinthebusiness,thepopehasoftenbeencalledupontodeliveracomebackwhenquestionedaboutactscommittedbytheCatholicChurch.
JohnPaulIIhasriffedoneverythingfromtheCrusadesandtheSpanishInquisitiontothetreatmentofJewsandblacks,"
actorBobNewhartsaid."
salwayshadauniqueabilitytocomeatthingsinanunexpectedway.IsawhimlastyearonTV,talkingaboutthosemolestationscandals.HismainmessagewasthatCatholicsshouldn'
tlosefaithintheclergy.Hilarious!
Now,Iwould'
vegonestraighttosomekindofapologytothevictims,butIguessthat'
swhyhe'
sthepope."
Themasterofthelightning-speedone-linerproducedastringofmemorableside-splittersearlierthisyear.WhenmeetingwiththeDutchambassadortotheVatican,hereferencedthecountry'
slawsgoverningsame-sexunions.Condemningthelaws,thepopesaidthatsexualrelationshipsarefor"
menandwomenwhoselovewillyieldchildren,"
andcharacterizedgaysasdeviantswhoactcontraryto"
naturallaw."
DespitesufferingfromdebilitatingParkinson'
sdisease,thepopeshowsnosignsoftoningdownhisact.Withhistrademarkwit,thepontiffrecentlyannouncedthat,inspiteofhisfailinghealth,hewillremainpope"
aslongasGodwants."
TherewillneverbeanotherPopeJohnPaulII,"
saidcomedianJerryStiller."
strulyoneofakind,straightoutofatimeandplacethatnolongerexist."
AnimalPlanetRealityShowToPutBear,Antelope,Hawk,CheetahInSameHouse
November16,2005|Issue41•46
LOSANGELES—CablenetworkAnimalPlanetannounceditsmostambitiousforayintoreality-TVprogrammingyetMondaywithTheZoo,aweekly,hourlongshowinwhichmembersofadiverse,all-animalcastsquareoffinasingle3,200-square-foothomeintheSanFernandoValley.
Sparks—andfur—aresuretoflywhenanimalsfrom11differentecosystemsshareasinglerowhouseintrendyEchoPark,"
executiveproducerStuWolcheksaid."
Formanyofthesewild,colorful,andtotallyunpredictablecastmembers,it'
sthefirsttimethey'
veeverseenabisonorsloth."
Wolchekadded:
"
Someoftheseguyshaveneverevenlivedunderaroof."
Accordingtotheshow'
screator,formerzoodirectorLorenDeJong,over80differentspecieswereauditionedtofindtherightmixofpersonalities.Inadditiontotheredbear,Africancheetah,hawk,andantelope,thehouseisoccupiedbyanAmericanbison,afieldmouse,anEgyptianplover,athree-toedsloth,agoose,acrocodile,andafemalelowlandgorillawhois"
veryterritorialofthebathroom."
DeJongsaidtheshow'
scontestantsbeginformingalliancesonthefirstday.
Weseeanimmediatealliancedevelopbetweenthelowlandgorillaandthebison,whoworktogethertosmashaholethroughawall,"
DeJongsaid.
Whilethebearandcrocodilearethefirsttoassertthemselvesinthehouse,folksathomeshouldn'
tforgetthedarkhorse:
thefieldmouse,whomightjustflyundertheradarallthewaytothefinals,"
sheadded.
TVGuidewriterRebeccaKohlerisoneofthefewtohaveviewedthepilot.
It'
simpossibletopickawinnerthisearlyon,"
Kohlersaid."
Thegorillaisclearlythegame'
sstrategist.Atthesametime,nothinghappensinthehousethatthehawkdoesn'
tsee.AndIwouldn'
tputitpastthecrocodiletoeathisownyoungifitmeantgettingahead."
Kohlersaidthattheanimalmostlikelytofaceearlyevictionisthesloth,who"
seemstolacktheambitionnecessarytogoalltheway."
Thecastwillcompeteinweeklyimmunityandrewardchallenges,withprizescomprisingsuchcreaturecomfortsasstraw,mudpuddles,andtreetrunks.Thelatterismuch-desiredforitch-relieving,horn-sharpening,andterritory-markingalike.
TwocastmembershaveaheatedargumentonTheAnimalPlanet'
snewrealityshowTheZoo.
AnimalPlanetsourcessaythehouse,whichisequippedwiththelatestinmodernconvenience,includingahottub,aflat-screenTV,andapooltable,quicklyfillswithfecesduringthepremiereepisode.
Thecastwillalsotake"
timeouts"
inthehouse'
ssoundproofconfessionalroom,wheretheycan"
privatelycomecleanwithanythoughtsorinstinctstheymayhave."
You'
llbeshockedatsomeoftheventingyou'
llhearintheconfessional,"
Wolcheksaid.
Whilethecasthasreportedlyhadtroublewithsuchcompetitionsasbridge-buildingandcooperativepuzzle-solving,repulsive-foodcompetitionshaveproven"
verysuccessful,"
withcontestantseagerlydevouringworms,beetles,andgrubs.
Thehawkbeatouthisfellowhousematesinastomach-turningroundworm-eatingcontest,"
Wolcheksaid."
Hejustswallowedthosedisgustingthingswhole,onebyone.Itallseemedworthittohimintheend,though,whenhewasawardedasorelyneededpileofbranchestocompletehisnest."
Sourcesclosetotheshowhavehintedatthepossibilityofa12th,surprisehouseguestbeingthrownintothealreadycrampedlivingquartersto"
shakethingsup"
duringFebruarysweeps.UnconfirmedrumorscirculatingontheInternetidentifythemysterycast-memberasa23-year-oldAsian-Americanmarketingassistant.
ThewinnerofTheZoowillbeawardedaheftycashprize,aRangeRover,hisorherchoiceofpermanenthabitat,and,ifapplicable,assistedmigrationcourtesyofContinentalAirlines.
Thatis,ofcourse,iftheshowmanagestocarryontoitsconclusion.
OriginallysettopremiereinSeptember,TheZoowasdelayedaftertheoriginalcameracrewwasforcedtoflee.Reportsofproductionproblemshavecontinuedtosurfacesince,includingsmashedcameras,urine-soakedsoundequipment,andaboom-microphonewinds
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