Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季第二十二集Word文档格式.docx
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Yeah,Iagree.Yaknow,Ithinkfancypartiesareonlyfunifyou'
refancyontheinsideandI'
mjustnotsureweare.
Alright.Ifyouguysdon'
twantittobespecial,fine.Youcanthrowanykindofpartyyouwant.
[JoeyisstaringatMonica'
sbreasts]
Joeythey'
renotreal.Istartmilesbeneaththesurfaceofthesethings,ok,they'
refake.See[squeezesherbreast]honkhonk.
CHANDLER:
Wow,it'
s,it'
slikepornoforclowns.
OPENINGTITLES
CentralPerk.Chandler,Ross,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaareplanningRache'
sbirthdayparty.]
ItalkedtoRachel'
ssisters,neitherofthemcancome.
Ok,umso,IstillhavetoinviteDillonandEmmaandShannonCooper.
Woah,woah,woah,uh,noShannonCooper.
Whynother?
Causesheuh,shestealsstuff.
Ormaybeshedoesn'
tstealstuffandJoeyjustsleptwithherandnevercalledherback.
Joeythatishorriable.
HeyIlikedher,alright.Maybe,maybetoomuch.Idon'
tknowIguessIjustgotscared.
I'
msorry,Ididn'
tknow.
Ididn'
tthinkanyone'
dbuythat,ok.
[Rachelenters]
Hihoney,howdiditgo?
RACHEL:
Agh,itwasthegraduationfromhell.
Yaknow,mycousinwenttohellonafootballscholarship.
Yaknow,Imeanthisissupposedtobeajoyousoccasion.Mysister'
sgraduatingfromcollege,nobodythoughtshewould.It'
satruetestamenttowhatagirlfromlongislandwoulddoforaCelica.
Sowhathappened?
Myparentshappened.Alltheyhadtodowassitinthesamestadium,smileproudly,andnottalkaboutthedivorce.Butnooo,theygotintoahugefightinthemiddleofthecommencementaddress.BishopTutuactuallyhadtostopandshushthem.Butyouknowwhat,youknowwhatthegoodnewsis?
Igettoservecoffeeforthenext8hours.
Ok,soIguesswedon'
tinviteherparents.
Well,howboutjusthermom?
Whyhermom?
CauseIalreadyinvitedher.
Ooh,ooh,didyouaskStacyRoth?
Ohno,can'
tinviteher.Shealsosteals.
MonicaandRachel'
sapartment.Chandler,Joey,Monica,andPhoebearesettingupfortheparty.]
Ok,herearethebirthdaycandles.Where'
sthebirthdaycake?
Ok,we'
renothavingbirthdaycake,we'
rehavingbirthdayflan.
Excuseme?
It'
satraditionalMexicancustarddessert.
Ohthat'
snice.HappybirthdayRachel,here'
ssomegoo.
[knockatthedoor]
[answersthedoor]Dr.Greene.OhmyGodit'
sdad.What'
reyoudoinghere?
MR.GREENE:
Thefathercan'
tdropbytoseethedaughteronherbirthday?
Nono,thefathercan,butum,sinceIamtheroommateIcantellyouthatshe'
snothereandI'
llpassalongthemessage,ok.Sobye-bye.
Ohhh,you'
rehavingaparteee.
No,no,notaparty.JustasurprisegatheringofsomepeopleRachelknows.Um,thisisPhoebeandChandlerandJoey.
llneverrememberallofthat.Souh,what'
sthedeal?
Rachelcomeshome,peoplepopoutandyellstuff,isthatit?
Thisisn'
tyourfirstsurpriseparty,isitsir?
[knockatthedoor,MonicaanswerstoseeMrs.Greene]
MRS.GREENE:
HiMonica.
[Monicaslamsthedoorbackshut]
Chinesemenuguy.Forgotthemenus.
So,basicallyjustaChineseguy.
Uh,hey,Dr.Greene,whydon'
tyoucomewithme,we'
llputyourjacketonRachel'
sbed.
Alright,thatsoundslikeatwopersonjob.[theywalkintoRachel'
sbedroom]
Well,mygoodness,whatwasthat?
Sandra,Iamsosorry,IthoughtyouwereRachelandwejustweren'
treadyforyouyet.
YouthoughtIwasRachel?
Yesbecauseuh,youlooksoyoung.
Andbecauseyou'
reboth,youknow,whitewomen.
Oh,Imissedyoukids.Well,shouldIputmycoatinthebedroom?
NO!
No,I'
lltakethatforya.
Ohwellthankyou.Suchagentleman.Thankyou.[Chandlertakesthehotpinkcoatandgrimacesatit]Ahh,italllookssonice,sofestive,alltheballoons...[Chandler,rememberingthatJoeyandMr.Greeneareinthebedroom,throwshercoatinacupboard]Thefunniestthinghappenedtomeonthewayhere.Iwas...[Joeypeeksout]
[cuttingMrs.Greeneoff]Ha-ha,that'
sgreat,ha-ha.Ican'
twaittoheartherestofit,yaknow,butIreallyhavetogotothebathroomso...Hey,comewithme.Yeah,yeah,it'
llbelikewe'
regalpals,yaknow,likeatarestraunt.Oh,it'
llbefun,c'
mon.[theygointhebathroom]
OhmyGod,ohmyGod,ohmyGod.
Ok,think,whatwouldJackandChrissydo?
[peeksbackout]Ok,nowthatyourcoatissafelyinthebedr-,[seesthatthecoastisclear]oh,okwecancomebackoutinthelivingroom.
Souh,JoeyandChanlder,I,Ithinkit'
stimethatyoutakeDr.Greeneovertoyourplace.
Uhh,yes,absdolutely,um.Whyagain?
Becausethat'
swherethepartyisyougoon.Seethisisjustthestagingarea.
Rightthisisstaging.
Yeah,thismorethananythingelse,isthestagingarea.
[asthey'
rewalkingout,Dr.GreenequestioninglygesturesattheHappyBirthdaysignoverthedoor]Thisisclearlyinthewrongapartment.[theyallwalkacrossthehall]
Lateroninthehallwaybetweentheapartments.Chandlerisshowingpeopletotheparties.]
Alrightyouguysareofftopartynumberone[ushers3guysintoMonica'
sapartment]andyou,youareofftopartynumbertwo[ushersfourwomenintohisapartment.TwoguystrytofollowandChandlerblocksthemandshoosthemofftoMonica'
sapartment]Alrightfellas,let'
skeepitmovin'
let'
keepitmovin.
Chandlercouldyouatleastsendsomewomentomyparty?
[buzzergoesoff]Alrightthat'
sRoss.
Ok,they'
recoming,shhh.[RunsintoMonica'
sapartmentandgrabsonelastgirltotaketohisapartment]
Ohh,thankyouforthewonderfuldinner.
Thanksforbeingborn.
Ohh,thankyouformybeautiulearrings,they'
reperfect.Iloveyou.
Oh,nowyoucanexchangethemifyouwant,ok.
NowIloveyouevenmore.
[theykissandRossbacksherintoherapartmentandturnsonthelights]
Surprise.
Ohmygosh,wow.Monica.Ohmygod.Mom.Thisissogreat.
Happybirthdaysweetie.
Wowyou,you.Ihadnoidea.
Really?
No,Iknew.
Allright.
Ok,everybody,there'
sfoodanddrinksonthetable.Goacrossthehall.
Rightnow,JoeyandChandler'
s,gonow.
Why.
Justgo.
[theywalkacrossthehall]
Happybirthdaysweetpea.
Daddy.
[Adbreak.Timelapse.StillatpartyatChandlerandJoey'
s.RachelistalkingtoChandlerandRoss.]
Bothofthemarehere,bothofthem,bothofthemarehere?
Well,wecouldcountagain.
Ican'
tbelievethisishappening.
Youknowwhat,thisisridiculous,ok.Thisisyourbirthday,thisisyourparty.Isaywejustput'
emalltogetherandiftheycan'
tdealwithit,whocares.
Ido.
That'
swho.
Look,areyougonnabeok?
Well,Ihavetobe,Idon'
treallyhaveachoice,Imean,youknow,Icouldlookatthebrightside,Igettwobirthdaypartiesandtwobirthdaycakes.
Well,actuallyjustonebirthdayflan.
satraditionalMexicancustarddessert...LooktalktoMonica,she'
sonthefoodcommittee.
[Timelapse.Chandlerrunsoutofthebathroom.]
Joey,Joey.Hey,somegirljustwalkeduptomeandsaid,'
IwantyouDennis,'
andstuckhertoungedownmythroat.Ilovethisparty.
Quickvolleyballquestion.
Volleyball.
Yeah,wesetupacourtinyourroom.Uh,youdidn'
treallylikethatgreylamp,didyou?
Joey,awomanjuststuckhertoungedownmythroat,I'
mnotevenlisteningtoyou.
GIRL'
SVOICE:
Dennis.
Ok,that'
sme.[runsback]
Listenhoney,canyoukeepdadoccupied,I'
mgonnagotalktomomforawhile.
Ok,doyouhaveanyideasforanyopeners?
Uhh,let'
sjuststayclearof'
I'
mtheguythat'
sdoingyoudaughter'
andyoushouldbeok.
[BackinMonica'
sparty]
Okpeople,Iwantyoutotakeapieceofpaper,hereyougo,andwritedownyourmostembarassingmemory.Oh,andIdoaskthatwhenyou'
renotusingthemarkers,youputthecapsbackonthembecausetheywilldryout.
[BackinChandlerandJoey'
HiDr.Greene.So,uh,how'
severythingintheuh,vascularsurgery....game?
snotagameRoss,awomandiedonmytabletoday.
msorry.Seethat'
sthegoodthingaboutmyjob.Allthedinosaursonmytablearealreadydead.
Listenyouguys,Idon'
tmeantobeapainaboutthisbut,um,I'
venoticedthatsomeofyouarejustplacingthemon.Youwannapushthecapsuntilyouhearthemclick.[shedemonstrates,
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