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redonewiththeyogurt.（Setsyogurtdownontable）

（softly）Sorry.（CamerapansbacktoMonica,stillonphone）

AuntSyl,Ididthisasafavor,Iamnotacaterer.Whatdoyouwantmetodowithadozenlasagnas?

（listensto

AuntSylonphone,looksshocked）Nicetalk,AuntSyl.（inNewYorkaccent）YoukissUncleFreddiewiththatmouth?

（Camerapansbacktogroupinlivingroom）

HeyRoss,listen,youknowthatrightnow,yourbaby'

sonlythisbig?

（measuresabout2incheswithhisthumbandindex

finger）Thisisyourbaby.（inbaby-likevoice）HiDaddy!

（waves）Hello!

（inbaby-likevoice）Howcomeyoudon'

tlivewithMommy?

（pause;

showsRosslessthanamused）HowcomeMommyliveswith

thatotherlady?

Rossstilllookslessthanamused;

Joeysmiling）What'

salesbian?

（playfullyhitsRoss）

（RachelenterswithPaolo,speakingItalian.Rosslooksannoyed）

Rachel:

Honey,youcansayit,Poconos,Poconos,it'

slikePoc-o-nos（touchingPaolo'

snosewithforefingerwitheach

syllable）

Paolo:

Ah,poke（PaolotouchesRachel'

snose）a（touchesnoseagain）nose,mmm（theyrubnoses,thenkissesher）

Joey,Chandler,andRoss:

（sittinginlivingroom,imitatingPaolo）Mma,Mma,Mmaah

（CamerapanstoRachel,Monica,andPhoebeinthekitchen）

So,didIhearPoconos?

Yes,mysister'

sgivingusherplacefortheweekend.

Woo-hoo,firstweekendawaytogether!

Yeah,that'

sabigstep.

Iknow...

（CamerapanstoRoss,lookingdejected）

（toRoss）Ah,it'

sjustaweekend,bigdeal!

Wasn'

tthissupposedtobejustafling,huh?

Shouldn'

titbe...（makesflingingmotionswithhands）flungbynow?

（CamerapansbacktoRachel）

Imean,wearewaypasttheflingthing,Imean,IamfeelingthingsthatI'

veonlyreadaboutinDanielleSteele

books,youknow?

Imean,whenI'

mwithhim,I'

mtotally,totally...

（CamerapanstoRoss,holdinghisstomach）

...nauseous,I'

mphysicallynauseous.WhatamIsupposedtodo,huh?

Callimmigration?

（pauses,lookssuddenly

inspired）Icouldcallimmigration!

TheHallway,ChandlerandJoeyleavinggirls'

apartment,carryinglasagna.]

Ilovebabies,withtheirlittlebabyshoes,andtheirlittlebabytoes,andtheirlittlebabyhands...

Ok,you'

regoingtohavetostopthat,forever!

（Joeyopensdoor,throwskeysonkitchentable,tablefallsover）

Needanewtable.

Youthink?

CarolandSusan'

s,there'

saknockonthedoorandCarolanswersittoRoss.]

Carol:

Heyhey,comeonin!

（Rossenters,carryinglasagna）

Hey,hello!

mmwa!

（kissesCarol）Ibroughtallthebooks,andMonicasendsherlove,alongwiththislasagna.

Ohgreat!

Isitvegetarian,'

causeSusandoesn'

teatmeat.

（pauses）I'

mprettysurethatitis...

So,Igottheresultsoftheamniotoday.

（makingflinginggestureswithhands）Oh,tellme,tellme,iseverything,uhh....?

Totallyandcompletelyhealthy!

Oh,that'

sgreat,thatisgreat!

（HugsandkissesCarol.Thenpicksupapictureframe）

Hey,whendidyouandSusanmeetHueyLewis?

Uh,that'

sourfriendTanya.

（surprised,chucklingnervously）Ofcourseit'

syourfriendTanya.（looksupfrightenedly）

Don'

tyouwanttoknowaboutthesex?

（chucklesnervously）Thesex?

（chuckles）Um,I'

mhavingenoughtroublewiththeimageofyouandSusantogether,when

youthrowinTanya（mimingwashinghair,that'

sthebestIcouldthinkof）,yaw...

Thesexofthebaby,Ross.

Oh,youknowthesexofthebaby?

Oh,oh-oh-oh!

Doyouwanttoknow?

No,no,no,no,no,Idon'

twanttoknow,absolutelynot.Ithink,youknow,Ithinkyoushouldknowuntilyoulook

downthere,andsay,oop,thereitis!

（pauses）Orisn'

t...

（Susanenters）

Susan:

Oh,helloRoss!

Susan...

So,so,didyouhear?

Yes,wedid,everything'

sA-OK!

sso...（SusanhugsCarol,theygiggle,Rossstepsaway）Itreallyis...doweknow...?

Yes,wecertainlydo,it'

sgoingtobe...

（flailingarmsinprotest）Oh,heyheyhey,hohoho,hello,guywhodoesn'

twanttoknow,standingrighthere!

Oh,well,isitwhatwethoughtitwouldbe?

Mm-hmmm（SusanandCarolhug,giggling.Rossstandsback,reachesoutandlightlytapsSusan'

sshoulder）

Ok,what,what...ok,whatdidwethinkitwasgoingtobe?

CarolandSusan:

It'

sa...

（interrupts）No,no,noIdon'

twanttoknow,don'

twanttoknow.Ok,youknow,Ishouldprobably,Ishouldprobably

justgo.

Well,thanksforthebooks.

Noproblem,ok,mmmwa（kissesCarol）oh,mmmwa（kissesCarol'

sstomach,thenpunchesSusan'

sshoulder）Susan...（Ross

leaves.）

Allright,whoshouldwecallfirst,yourfolks,orDebandRona?

（intercombuzzerrings）

Hello?

（onintercom）Uh,nevermind,Idon'

twanttoknow.（CarolandSusanlaugh）

ChandlerandJoey'

s,JoeyandChandlerusetheirkneesasatabletosupportthelasagna.]

Ok,soit'

sjustbecauseitwasmytable,Ihavetobuyanewone?

That'

stherule.

Whatrule?

There'

snorule,ifanything,youowemeatable!

How'

dyougettothat?

Well,IbelievethepieceoffurniturewasfineuntilyourlittlebreakfastadventurewithAngelaDelvecchio

Youknewaboutthat?

Well,let'

sjustsaytheimpressionsyoumadeinthebutterleftlittletotheimagination.

Ok,ok,Howaboutifwesplitit?

Whatdoyoumean,like,buyittogether?

Yeah

Youthinkwe'

rereadyforsomethinglikethat?

Whynot?

Well,it'

saprettybigcommitment,Imean,whatifoneofuswantstomoveout?

Why,areyoumovingout?

I'

mnotmovingout.

You'

dtellmeifyouweremovingoutright

Yeah,yeah,it'

sjustthatwithmylastroommateKip...

Aw,IknowallaboutKip!

sjustthatweboughtahibachitogether,andthenheranoffandgotmarried,andthingsgotprettyugly.

Well,letmeaskyousomething,wasKipabetterroommatethanme?

Aw,don'

tdothat

Phoebe'

sMassageParlor,Phoebe'

sassistantistellingheraboutthechangestoherschedule.]

Phoebe'

sAssistant:

We'

vegotacouplechangesinyourschedule.Your4:

00herbalmassagehasbeenpushedbackto4:

30and

MissSomerfieldcanceledher5:

30shiatsu.

Ok,thanks.（assistantleaves,thenwalksbackin）

Oh,herecomesyour3:

00.Idon'

tmeantosoundunprofessional,but,yum（walksout,Paoloenters）

BuonGiorno,BellaPhoebe!

Oh,Paolo,hi,whatareyoudoinghere?

Uh,Racquelatellmeyoumassage,eh?

Well,Racquela'

sright,yeah!

（PaolospeaksItalian）

Oh,okay,Idon'

tknowwhatyoujustsaid,solet'

sgetstarted.

Uh,Iam,uh,beingnaked?

Um,that'

sreallyyourdecision,Imean,somepeopleprefer,youknow,totakeoff...ohwhoops!

rebeingnaked!

CentralPerk,everyonebutPhoebeisthere.]

（toRoss）Ican'

tbelieveyoudon'

twanttoknow.Imean,Icouldn'

tnotknow,Imean,if,ifthedoctorknows,and

Carolknows,andSusanknows....

AndMonicaknows...

Wha,heh,howcouldyouknow,Idon'

tevenknow!

Carolcalledmetothankmeforthelasagna,Iasked,shetoldme.

Sowhat'

sitgonnabe?

（MonicawhispersinJoey'

sear.Rossgetsupandwavesarmsfranticallyinprotest）

Wait—oh—hey—huh,ohgreatnowheknows,andIdon'

tknow!

msorry,I'

mjustexcitedaboutbeinganaunt!

Oranuncle...

（Phoebeenters）

JoeyandChandler:

HeyPhoebe!

HiPheebs!

Pheebs!

Fine!

Phoebe,what'

sthematter?

Nothing,I'

mjust,I'

moutofsorts.

Customer:

Hey,canwegetsomecappuccinooverhere?

Oh,right,that'

sme!

Hey,Chandler,thattableplaceclosesat7,comeon.

Fine.（JoeyandChandlerwalktowardsthedoor）

Phoebe,whatisit?

Allright,youknowPaolo?

mfamiliarwithhiswork,yes...

Well,hemadeamoveonme.

（JoeyandChandlercomeback）

Whoa,storewillbeopentomorrow!

Morecoffeeoverhere,please!

CommercialBreak

CentralPerk,continuedfromearlier.]

Well,whathappened?

Well,hecameinforamassage,andeverythingwasfineuntil.（AflashbackstartsPaolo,lyingonmassagetable,

movinghishandsupPhoebe'

slegs.）

[CutbacktoCentralPerk.]

Ooooohh!

MyGod.

Areyousure?

（TheflashbackresumeswithPa