商务英语专业论文选题Word下载.docx
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(p.2)
Itonlytookustwominutestomakeenemies,andI’mnotOscar’sfriendanymore.
Ifwewishedtostartover,itshouldatleasttaketenthousandyears!
See?
WhenIsaid“tenthousandyears,”actually,Imeant“forever.”
Oscarreallysucks!
Ifhehadagrapesodainhishand,hewoulddefinitelygetmehalfdrenched.
(p.3)
Whenwewerefriends,Iusedtodrawapictureofhim.
Well,Imadeafewmistakes,andnowit’stimetofixthem.
Wekeepscoresasagame.
Myscoresaresurelyaddingup,andnowIhave265points.
HowaboutOscar?
Hewillhave73pointsandnomore.
Itserveshimright!
What’ssogoodaboutOscaranyway?
Everyspring,hegetsinfectedbypoisonivy.
Ihateitwhenhesmellslikecalaminelotion!
(p.4)
Also,Ijustcan’tfigureoutwhyhecallsmeduringmealsallthetime?
Ialwaystrytobepatientandtalktohim.
However,whowouldn’tlovetohavehotsoup?
(p.5)
Letmeguess,Oscar.Nowyoumustmissmelikehell!
Letmeguess.Whenyouwakeupinthemorning,thefirstfaceinyourmindmustbemine!
Ofcourse,youwanttohavealotoffunwithme……
Alas!
Whatapity!
I’mnotyourfriendanymore.
Whydon’tyoujustgobackintoyourbedandenjoythenightmarecalled“I’llnevermakeupwithhim!
”
Doyouknowwhatcanbeworsethanademon?
Heehee!
It’sanightmarecometrue!
(p.6)
Oscar,youmaygooutwearingabrownsockandablackone,becauseyoucan’tgetmeoutofyourhead.
Maybeyouwon’tnoticeuntiltheafternoonthatyouwearyourshirtbacktofront.
Andyoudon’tunderstandwhathappened.
Ha!
What’smorebewildered,youmissmesomuchthatyougobrushyourteethandcombyourhairwithoutyourmommyhurrying.
Thisissohilarious!
(p.7)
Oscar,you’llhavetowatchTVbyyourself.
Doyouwonderwhythefunnycartoonssuddenlyturnintoboringnews?
(p.8)
Thedoorbellrings.
Oscarrushestothedoor.
Youthinkitisme?
Itisnot!
It’stheUnitedParcelmanaskingforyourmom.
(p.9)
Nowthecleaningwomancomes.
Oscarisboundtotellherabouthiswoes.
Excellent.Shehandsyouaragsothatyoucanhelpcleantheroomwhilepouringyourmiseries.
Youdeserveit!
Aftercleaning,shewillcomfortyouwithwordslike,“Don’tworry.Youwillbefriendsagaininafewdays.”
It’sapitythatwhatshesaysisnotthetruthatall.
(p.10)
Oscar,Iwillneverbeyourfriendagain.
Remember!
I“was”yourfriend,andthat’sit!
Youwaituntilnextyear,afterwinter,thenspring,summer,fall………
I’mstillnotgoingtobeyourfriendagain.
Youloseyourenergyandpaceupanddowninthehouse.
Yourmommywillthinkyouaresickandtakeyoutoadoctor.
(p.11)
Justyouwait,justyouwait!
Waitingtobecalledintheclinicisnotpleasant.
Naughtykidsrunbackandfortharoundyou.
Intheend,theygluetheirlollipopsinyourhair.
Thedoctorfinallyseesyou.
Heshakeshisheadandsays,“You’refine.
But,it’sstillgoodtocome.
Youcanhaveashotjustincase.”
(p.12)
Yourmommysays,“Howpoorofyoutohavethatshot.Let’sgohavesomechocolatesoda.”
But,Oscar,thesodatasteslikemedicine.
That’sright!
Exactlylikethetasteofit.
(p.13)
Youdidn’trealizehowluckyyouwere.
Youweretheonewhodidn’tcherishourfriendship.
Nowyouhavelostme,andyouwerejustlikeatatteredboatsinkingintothesea.
Well………Well………
I’mnotsomeonewhowouldturnawayfromthis………
Okay!
Afteracarefulconsideration,IthinkIwillbeOscar’sfriend.
Fine.IwillgivehimthechancebywalkingtoOscar’sdoor.
Ifhehappenstobeatthedoor,hewillbesolucky,foritwillbehisonlychancetoaskmeback.
HereIcome,Oscar,youluckyfella!
(p.14)
Whywereyounotatthedoor?
Maybeyouweremissingmeandcryingoverthefunnytelevisionprograms.
Whatapity!
Thiswasyourchancetobemyfriendagain,butyoublewit.
Wellthen,letmeringthebell.
No!
NowyouwillthinkitisIwhowantyouback.
(p.15)
There’snothingIcando.Oscar,youlosemeagain.
IguessyouwillhavetoplaywithRoger,ifyoudon’tmindgettingtrouble.
Or,youcanhavefunwithGinger,ifyoucanputupwithhisbluffing.
Andthere’salwaysMike,yourthree-year-oldbrother,ifyoulikepests.
PoorOscar,youaresodoomed!
Seehowmanyplaymatesnowyouhave!
(p.16)
I’mgladI’mhome.
Whatadumbidea!
WhydoIwastetimevisitingOscar’sdoor?
(p.17)
Cometothinkofit,maybeI’llcallsomefriendstocomeover.
Ihavesomanyfriends!
Well……JenniferwentbacktoWaterville,Mainetoseehergrandfatherthattakescareofher.Toobad!
HowaboutWallacethen?
But,hehasanantcolony,andhealwaysdumpshisextrasinsidemycollar.It’ssodisgusting!
(p.18)
Whataboutthenewkidfromthecorner?
Idon’tknowifhetriesoutthatstrangleholdasahabit,oritjusthappenedthefourtimesI’veseenhim?
AnywayIstillhaveRoger,Mike,andGinger,ifIamreallyhardupforfriends……
Well,IthinkI’llcallandgiveOscaranotherchance!
(p.19)
“Hello,Oscar?
Apologizenowor……
What?
Don’tyouremember?
Ithappenedoneortwodaysago……
Right!
Didn’twehaveafightandstopbeingfriends?
But,it’sokaynow……justcomeoverandplay.
Mymomboughtmeanewtrain!
......
Infiveminutes?
Okay!
Seeyou!
Oscar’smindissofullofme.
Hecan’tevenrememberwearenotfriendsanymore.
Iamsorightaboutit!
Withoutme,Oscarisjustlikeatatteredboatsinkingintothesea!
2.RobertFox
I’mNotOscar’sFriendAnymore
MarjorieWeinmanSharmat
TranslatedforHanShengMagazine
fromHanSheng’s“BestofWorldChildren’sLiterature”
(p.1)
Oscarlivesdownthestreetfromme.ImadefriendswithhimbeforeIknewanybetter.Acoupleofdaysagohesaidsomethingnotverynicetome.Itwasreallynasty!
Iwon’ttellyouwhathesaid.Naturally,Ididn’tlethimgetawaywithit:
Iansweredbackrightaway.Andthenhesaidsomethingevenworsetome!
Afterthat,westoppedbeingfriends.
(p.2)
Itonlytookustwominutestomakeenemies.It’lltakeatleastamillionyearstofriendsagain!
Getit?
Isaid“amillionyears,”butwhatthatreallymeansis“itwillneverhappen.”Oscar’sreallyajerk!
IfIhadapitcheroforangejuiceI’ddumpitrightoverhisheadrightnow.
(p.3)
WhenwewerestillgoodfriendsIdrewapictureofhim.Hah!
NowI’mgoingtoaddalittlesomethingtoit.Onetimewewereplaying“points.”Myscorekeptgettinghigherandhigher–Ihad265.AndOscar?
Hewasstuckat73.Serveshimright!
What’ssogreataboutOscar?
Everyspringhegetspoisonivyandsmellslikeastinkyoldbottleofcalaminelotion!
(p.4)
AnotherthingIdon’tgetiswhyhealwayscallsmeatmealtimes.Ilistentowhateverhehastosay,butwhowantstoeatcoldfood?
(p.5)
Oscar,I’llbetyoureallymissmenow!
I’llbetI’mthefirstthingyouthinkaboutwhenyouwakeupinthemorning!
Huh!
ToobadI’mnotyourfriendanymore.Stickyourheadunderthecovers,gobacktosleep,andhaveanightmareaboutlosingyourbestfriend.Knowwhat’sworsethanabaddream?
Ha,ha…abaddreamcometrue.
(p.6)
Oscar,you’llprobablyleavethehouseindifferentcoloredsockstoday,oneyellowandoneblack.That’sbecauseyouwon’tbeablethinkofanythingbutme.Whoknows?
Itmightbenoonbeforeyourealizeyou’rewearingyourT-shirtinsideout.Ha,ha!
You’llgetsomixedupthinkingaboutmeyou’llbrushyourteethandcombyourhairwithoutyourmomtellingyouto.Whatahoot!
You’llhavetowatchTVbyyourself,Oscar!
Won’tthatbesomething?
Howcomethecartoonsaren’tasfunnyastheyusedtobe?
(p.8)
ThedoorbellringsandOscarjumpsupandrunstoseewho’sthere.Hah!
Hethoughtit’dbeme,butitwasjusttheUPSguywithapackageforhismom.
(p.9)
Whenthecleaningladycomes,Oscar’lltellhistroublestoher.Great!
Mrs.Lewiswillgivehimanolddustclothandhe’llhavetohelpherdustthefurniturewhilehe’swhining.That’llservehimright!
Aftertheyfinishthehousework,Mrs.JoneswillsaysomethingtotryandmakeOscarfeelbetter.“Don’tworry,you’llmakeupinafewdays,”she’llsay.Toobad,Mrs.Lewisiscompletelywrong.
(p.10)
Oscar,I’llnevermakeupwithyou.Remember!
Iwasyour“onceuponatime”friend,andthat’sit.Evenifayeargoesby–winter,spring,summer,fall–Istillwon’tbemakeupwithyou.You’llbemopingaroundthehouseandyourmom’llthinkyou’resickandtakeyoutoseeadoctor.
(p.11)
Whoa!
Sittingintheclinicandwaitingtoseethedoctorisnofunatall.Thelittlemonstersittingnexttoyouwillstickasuckerinyourhair.Andwhenthedoctorseesyouhe’llshakehisheadandsay,“There’snothingwrongwithhim,butaslongashe’sherewhydon’twegivehimhisboostershot.”
(p.12)
YourMom’llsay,“Poorlittleguy,didtheshothurt?
C’mon,let’sgogetsomeicecreamandyou’llfeelbetter.”Butthaticecreamwilltastelikecoldmedicine,Oscar.Yep,that’sright,justlikeco
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