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about?
?
I'
mtalkingaboutrainbows!
Ihate
thosefriggin'
things.
Rainbowsarelittlearchesofcolor
thatshowupduringarainstorm!
Cartmanthinkslongandhard.
Ohhhhhh....RAINBOWS.Ohyeah,I
likethose,thosearecool.
Stan,KyleandKennystareatCartmanindisbelief.
WhatwereYOUtalkingabout?
Huh?
Oh,nothing,forgetit.
No!
Whatmarchesin,crawlsupyour
legandbitestheinsideofyour
ass?
Nothing....
Justthen,Mr.Garrisonstepsinfrontoftheclass.
MR.GARRISON
Children!
rememberthe
'
SaveOurFragilePlanet'
essay
contestthatyouchildrenworkedso
hardonlastmonth?
Thekidsdon'
tseemtoremember.
OneofourVERYOWNSouthPark
studentshaswonthenationalprize!
Thekidsallgasp.Stan'
sfacelightsup.
WENDY
WOW!
IknewIwouldwin!
Garrisonpullsanenvelopeoutofhispocket.
MR.HAT
GoshMr.Garrison,thissureis
exciting!
That'
sright,Mr.Hat.Thewinnerof
thenational'
contestis...ERICCARTMAN!
Stan'
sexpressiondrops.
(Shocked)
WHAT?
(Justasshocked)
What?
Congratulations,Eric,onwriting
theawardwinningpaper.
Kickass.
simpossible!
Cartmandoesn'
t
knowarainforestfromapop-tart!
YeahIdo,Pop-Tartsarefrosted.
OutofoveraMILLIONpapers,Eric'
s
waschosenasthegrandprizewinner!
Wow,whatdidyouwriteabout,
Cartman?
(Notremembering)
Oh...Youknow...Thisandthat.
Hedoesn'
tevenKNOWwhathewrote
about!
Whatwasyourpaperabout,Wendy?
MYpaperwasonthesufferingof
bottle-noseddolphins.
Wellyousee?
Youshouldn'
thave
writtenapaperaboutdolphins.
Dolphinsarestupid.
Dude,Dolphin'
sarelikethesecond
smartestanimalontheplanet!
(Guffawingsmugly)
Oh,right...Ifthey'
resodamnsmart
howcometheygetcaughtinthose
fishingnetsallthetime?
Wait,waitthere'
smore!
Itsays
herethatEric'
strophywillbe
presentedtohimby...
(Pause,gulp)
KathieLEEGIFFORD!
Thewholeclassgasps.
KathieLeeiscomingtoSouthPark?
Andthepresentationwillbeon
nationaltelevision!
TRACKintoStan,KyleandKennyastheireyesbulgeoutand
theirsmileswiden.
KYLEANDSTANANDKENNY
Television?
(Quietly,tohimself)
KathieLeeGifford...Idon'
tbelieve
it...
INT.SOUTHPARKCAPITOLBUILDING-DAY
TheintensefemaleMAYORMCDANIELSofSouthParkispacing
excitedlyupanddownheroffice.Withherareafewmale
AIDES.
MAYORMCDANIELS
KathieLeeGiffordinSouthPark...
MayorMcDanielswalksovertothewindowandlooksoutupon
thesmalltownsquare.
OhMyGod,Thisisourchanceto
makeanameforourselves.Toshow
thatwe'
renotjustsomepissant,
whitebreadmountaintown!
AIDE
Betteryetit'
sachanceforYOUto
getsomepublicity.
Yes!
IfIcanshowjusthowmuch
veturnedSouthParkaround...I
couldbecomeaSenator!
AIDE#2
MaybeevenaSTATESenator!
Mayor,weshoulddecoratethetown
square!
ThenweshouldhavetheChefofthe
schoolcafeteriasingasong,and
playuptheethnicdiversityofour
town.
sright...He'
sablackguy
isn'
the?
(Proudly)
Blackasthenightitself,Mayor.
(triumphantly)
YES!
Andwecanevenhavethe
childrenofSouthParkputonalittle
play!
KathieLeeloveschildren!
Ifthey'
reworkinginasweat-shop
thatis!
Ouch!
ThankYou
INT.CAFETERIA
Theboysareeatinglunchatatableinthecafeteria.
Youguys,guesswhat...AfterI'
mon
television,I'
mgonnabetotally
famous!
Wendywalksby.
Hitlerwasfamoustoo.
Wendyleaves.Chefcomesslidingin.
CHEF
Hellotherechildren!
KIDS
HeyChef.
Howaremylittlecrackerstoday?
Good.
Didyouallhearaboutthenews?
KathieLeeGiffordiscomingtoSouth
Park!
Yeah,'
causeCartmancheatedandwon
theenvironmentalessaycontest.
Hey!
Yeah,Yeah,whatever,buttheMayor
justcalledandaskedMEtosingat
theceremony!
Wow,areyougonnadoit?
Ofcourse!
KathieLeeisabeautiful,
sultryqueenofsexualfantasy.And
ifIsingtoher,maybeIcanlure
herintoanightofexotic
delectation.
Yeah!
dbecool!
KENNY
Mphrmphrm!
Well,THREEtimesbiggerthanFrank
Gifford'
sanyway.
INT.CLASSROOM-DAY
Garrisonsitsatthefrontofanemptyclassroomgrading
somepapers.
Oh,Ican'
tevenconcentrateon
gradingpaperswithallthis
excitement!
Mr.Hatsitslifelessonachairnearthedesk.
Whyareyoulookingatmelikethat,
Mr.Hat?
Garrisonpicksthepuppetup.
Haveyouforgottenaboutallthe
painandsufferingthatKathyLee
Giffordcausedyou?
Mr.Hat,thatwasalongtimeago,
andIwasonlyachild.
WecouldhaveWONthattalentshow...
Wecouldhavebeenhuge!
TRACKINONGARRISON
DISSOLVETO:
INT.AUDITORIUM-DAY-FLASHBACK
Alargebannerreads'
NationalTalentShowFinals'
TILTDOWNfromthebannerandonto-
Asmaller,tenyear-oldversionofMr.Garrisonstandsina
hugespotlightonstage,withasmallerMr.Hatonhisarm.
LIL'
Knock,knock,Mr.Hat.
Who'
sthere?
Orange.
Orangewho?
OrangeyougladIdidn'
tsaybanana?
Thankyou.
Asmatteringofapplauseechoesintheauditorium.Mr.
GarrisonandMr.Hatbothbowandwalkoffstage.Several
judgesholduptheirnumbers-8.9,9,7.8,9.2
Wow,Mr.Hat,itlookslikewemight
win!
LOUDSPEAKER
AndnowourlastTalentShow
Finalist:
KathieLeeEpstein!
'
Averyyoung,cuteKathyLeestepsontothestage,looking
adorable.
KATHIELEE
(singing)
...If...they...could...Seemenow
thatlittlegangofmine,I'
meating
fancychowanddrinkingfancy
wine.....!
Howtheywouldallsay
ZOOMOUTtorevealLil'
KathieLeeGiffordsinginganddancing
withafifteenpiecebandandabout100dancersall
choreographedinutterharmonywithhereverymove.WHOOSH!
Shenowwearsapuppetoneachhand.Amazinglyshemanages
tothrowhervoicetoeachpuppetandcontinuesinging
herself,allinperfectharmony.
Ifmyfriendscouldseemenow...
KathieLeeisputtingonaSPECTACULARBroadwaymusical
number.Fountainsgooff!
Fireworksexplode!
Mr.GarrisonandMr.Hatwatchon,dumbfounded.
IFMYFRIENDSCOULDSEE...ME...
NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWwww!
ThecrowdERUPTSwithapplause.Thejudgesholduptheir
numbers10!
10!
Mr.Garrisonsitswithglazed-overeyes.
Itwasn'
tfair,shehadchoreography.
Howcouldwecompetewiththat?
Butnowshe'
scomingtoSouthPark...
AndIknowawaytomakeitALL
better!
How?
Mr.HatwhispersinGarrison'
sear.GarrisonGASPS!
No,Mr.Hat,Icouldn'
t!
TRACKINonGarrison.
Icouldn'
t...KILLKathieLeeGifford!
DRAMATICMUSICANDFADEOUT:
INT.CLASSROOM-AFTERLUNCH
MayorMcDanielsstandsinfrontofthechildren.
Children,asyouallknow,Ms.Kathie
LeeGiffordwillbeinSouthParkto
presenttheawardtosomekidforan
essay.
Thatkidisme!
Whatever.Now,I'
mgoingtohaveyou
Lusciouslittleyoungstersdoaplay
aboutthehistoryofSouthPark.
llbewonderful!
Won'
titMr.
Hat?
MR.GARRISON(ASMR.HAT)
KILLHER!
Mr.Hat!
GarrisonquicklyputshishandoverMr.Hat'
smouth.The
MayorlooksoddlyatGarrisonandthencontinues.
ThemayorturnstoMr.Garrison.
Mr.Garrison,I'
maskingyoutodirect
ourlittleplay.
Ohthat'
sPERFECT!
(ToMr.Hat)
Yousee,Mr.Hat?
Wedon'
thaveto
KILLher,wecanjustUPSTAGEher!
Mrs.Mayor?
Youmightwanttoreview
theessays.WethinkCartmanmight
havecheated.
Whocares?
Nowkids,whatsaywe
giveitourSouthParkbest?
TheMayorwaitsforthekidstocheer.Theydon'
t.
Andwho'
sourlittleprizewinner
again?
(Pissedoff)
ME!
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